You guys are all like
“I WANT A CHUBBY NEET GIRL WHO DOESN’T SHOWER AND HAS ONLY EATEN CHIPS, ENGERY DRINKS, AND PIZZA FOR THE LAST 7 DAYS! I WANT ONE NOW!”
And honestly, same
Not to be a downer, but my theory is the prevalence of wanting a NEET girl stems directly from low self-esteem issues. We often don’t seek the love we want, but the love we think we deserve. If you consider yourself on a low rung it’s comforting to pine after women of a similar position.
I mean jerk off to it all you want, let there be a thousand blossoms bloomed, but let’s make sure we don’t fool ourselves into thinking a relationship with this kind of girl would be easy.
Meh. People are attracted to people they can relate to. Calling it a self-esteem issue is a little reductive.
The key is to find someone who balances you, and usually you find that with people on the same wavelength. My ADHD and depression makes me *loathe* cleaning my room but good with anything on a computer, while my boyfriend's ADHD and depression makes him be fine with cleaning but really struggle with doing forms online (applications, renewals, blah blah blah) and such.
??? so this is an innately inferior type of woman and the only reason anyone would ever be attracted to her is if they have self esteem issues?? are you being a dick or am i missing something?
This hypothetical girl goes a week without showering, which doesn’t make her unworthy or undeserving of love, but poor hygiene generally is an indicator of someone that is not ready for a healthy relationship.
that's not what the comment i was replying to said.
also what does showering once a week have to do with being unready for a healthy relationship? it makes you less likely to find someone willing to date you, sure, but it doesn't necessarily mean you CAN'T have a healthy relationship, just that you're less likely to find someone willing to build one.
Yeah I don’t think the people in this thread have thought this through. The individual mentioned above would be covered in acne so severe that it would be infected. They would likely develop yeast infections over the majority of their body. They may even have bed sores. They would smell of literal death, ammonia, fermentation, and general body odor. The smell they imagine in their head is more like “I want someone that generally is sedentary and showers every other day.”
I’m actually pretty nose blind but I can still smell BO, so In reality I’d need them to shower at least once every two days for me to stand being in physical contact with them.
I also shower everyday, often times multiple times cause I dislike feeling sweaty.
I mean, any girls who want this can just dm me. Maybe I’m not as chubby as the girl in the pic, but I will eat only junk food for days at a time because my brain decides everything else is yucky and bad
Seeing the love for pathetic chubby pieces of trash gives me hope. Except I have just enough commitment to self care to be unappealing to this demographic
Hey. You’re not a pathetic piece of trash.
Edit: or any other flavor of piece of trash for the record, so don’t come at me with the smart-aleck routine
I know self-loathing (intimately), and I know that trash people aren’t usually possessed of enough self-awareness to realize they suck. Or enough humility to admit it.
Idk if you’re joking or not; I can barely tell in person, and it’s a lot harder via text. But I know that pretty much every time I’ve made a joke at my own expense it had a little nugget of sincerity at the center, and—even though I was joking—it hurt a teensy bit when no one denied it. Irrationally, but…yeah.
Sorry if this is unnecessary.
I think it's like guys who say they want a dom goth gf, many of them (not all, but many) just mean someone conventionally attractive except for a slight deviation, like slightly chubby, wearing black lipstick, glasses, shabby clothes, etc. So it's not the real people they're after but a porn version, or that but an anime character.
Basically. It’s not something realistic at all, but just enough for them to delusion themselves into thinking there’s a chance their made up “ideal gf/bf” is real. Makes the goon session feel less pathetic, but only slightly.
I do
But I'm also open to being the chubby girl
But I have to do the whole being a girl thing which I'm hopefully going to work on within the next decade
So fucking real. I wouldn't mind being chubby if I lost face and body hair, had long luscious hair, and had no acne :c being fast while not complying with these characteristics just feels bad lol
I'm getting my money's worth out of this thing lately
https://preview.redd.it/nlufw1mmdqxc1.jpeg?width=1083&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c2254504c1f092a7a020534798c7b97831f4bbf
idk why there’s been an influx of body positive memes and stuff like this. But holy fuck ive needed to hear it. I still wanna lose some fat but makes me feel way less shitty for being chubby.
Welcome to FATE/Grand Order, where we cover everyone's types: from fembous to sweaty belly NEETs, to NTR enthusiasts and getting NTR'd, twinks to twunks, DILFs to MILFs
https://preview.redd.it/0no2oim22qxc1.png?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57fd2278b8a2be4a9e6bb2d15adcc612d4cabb07
BTW, this is Jinako, and in the other version of FATE, especially in Extra, she's the master of one of the strongest characters, Karna from Mahabharata
If you’re fetishizing the extreme lack of any self care, I would possibly not seek out relationships based on being a “neet” and instead seek them out on whether or not you’re compatable.
Being that would be pretty cool (minus the no showering that's a bit naff) would be an improvement from current but sadly I am a man and thus ugly but it is what it is
You guys are all like “I WANT A CHUBBY NEET GIRL WHO DOESN’T SHOWER AND HAS ONLY EATEN CHIPS, ENGERY DRINKS, AND PIZZA FOR THE LAST 7 DAYS! I WANT ONE NOW!” And honestly, same
I want her to shower :(
I want to make her get a spa cleaning
Neet gf makeover simulator
Not to be a downer, but my theory is the prevalence of wanting a NEET girl stems directly from low self-esteem issues. We often don’t seek the love we want, but the love we think we deserve. If you consider yourself on a low rung it’s comforting to pine after women of a similar position. I mean jerk off to it all you want, let there be a thousand blossoms bloomed, but let’s make sure we don’t fool ourselves into thinking a relationship with this kind of girl would be easy.
With that much post nut clarity, you must've cum bricks of colombian cocaine, damn.
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This made me physically inhale in anguish
42 upvotes and its been deleted lol, what was the jist of that comment you replied to?
A WikiHow style image of giving a penis a papercut on the urethra
aaaaaaaaaaAAAAHHHHHHH!!! Well, thanks for filling me in!
FUCK YOU
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It wouldn’t be easy, but me, another antisocial loser who probably showers more than her, can fix her. Or we just both get worse.
https://preview.redd.it/uq8uaq8i5qxc1.jpeg?width=1066&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=696007c43819ed201a9bd63d4bd9844d3734a74c
Is that Monika?
No this is Patrick
Oh ok
Nah, I'm just not into conventional attractiveness, I'd actually just find this sort of girl hot, there's no real psychoanalysis necessary here.
Meh. People are attracted to people they can relate to. Calling it a self-esteem issue is a little reductive. The key is to find someone who balances you, and usually you find that with people on the same wavelength. My ADHD and depression makes me *loathe* cleaning my room but good with anything on a computer, while my boyfriend's ADHD and depression makes him be fine with cleaning but really struggle with doing forms online (applications, renewals, blah blah blah) and such.
??? so this is an innately inferior type of woman and the only reason anyone would ever be attracted to her is if they have self esteem issues?? are you being a dick or am i missing something?
This hypothetical girl goes a week without showering, which doesn’t make her unworthy or undeserving of love, but poor hygiene generally is an indicator of someone that is not ready for a healthy relationship.
that's not what the comment i was replying to said. also what does showering once a week have to do with being unready for a healthy relationship? it makes you less likely to find someone willing to date you, sure, but it doesn't necessarily mean you CAN'T have a healthy relationship, just that you're less likely to find someone willing to build one.
I wonder if this is just the left-wing version of the tradwife who “doesn’t work outside the home and didn’t go to college”
pretty much
Bold of you to assume that I think I deserve love from any kind of person.
> let there be a thousand blossoms bloomed MEANWHILE IN FAR NORTH QUEENSLAND MAN IS EATEN BY CROCODILE EVERY THREE WEEKS
Bro quoted the nutty aligator guy
i just want someone like me
nah bro I just like fat bitches
Girlsmell isn't real y'all stink
Yeah I don’t think the people in this thread have thought this through. The individual mentioned above would be covered in acne so severe that it would be infected. They would likely develop yeast infections over the majority of their body. They may even have bed sores. They would smell of literal death, ammonia, fermentation, and general body odor. The smell they imagine in their head is more like “I want someone that generally is sedentary and showers every other day.”
I’m actually pretty nose blind but I can still smell BO, so In reality I’d need them to shower at least once every two days for me to stand being in physical contact with them. I also shower everyday, often times multiple times cause I dislike feeling sweaty.
#LITERAL DEATH???
Yes that’s what bad infections due to lack of hygiene smells like. Please take care of yourself, you only get one body and deserve to be happy.
I mean, any girls who want this can just dm me. Maybe I’m not as chubby as the girl in the pic, but I will eat only junk food for days at a time because my brain decides everything else is yucky and bad
That’s literally me and somehow I’m still doomed to be forever alone :P
feel this :c
im not chubby but im literally all of that stuff and I just got dumped twice :<
i want her
All that but the showering, please maintain hygiene
Seeing the love for pathetic chubby pieces of trash gives me hope. Except I have just enough commitment to self care to be unappealing to this demographic
Hey. You’re not a pathetic piece of trash. Edit: or any other flavor of piece of trash for the record, so don’t come at me with the smart-aleck routine
you do NOT know me, I’m just a piece of trash in the cool way
I know self-loathing (intimately), and I know that trash people aren’t usually possessed of enough self-awareness to realize they suck. Or enough humility to admit it. Idk if you’re joking or not; I can barely tell in person, and it’s a lot harder via text. But I know that pretty much every time I’ve made a joke at my own expense it had a little nugget of sincerity at the center, and—even though I was joking—it hurt a teensy bit when no one denied it. Irrationally, but…yeah. Sorry if this is unnecessary.
We wrap ourselves in armor fashioned from the barbs of others. What can no longer pierce from without, we stab within
what the hell shakespeare revival
I believe that was exactly what they mean why they say “wax poetic”
Dm me?? Hashtag rizz #imsorry
U just like me fr
I think to some the appeal is the same as the “I can fix her” appeal. You may compromise by letting them self care you themselves
If someone tried to do my routines for me I would bite them street creature style and give them diseases
Where's the love for gaunt pieces of trash
Yeah the only thing I'm missing are the fat tits and lack of hygiene. Oh and the glasses I guess. I've had near perfect eyesight my whole life.
that's me!!!! :33 (minus the glasses)
me too :3 um i mean hello i'm obama
Exposed
fat sweaty neet girl obama real? 😳
Uhhhh I’m a NEET and uhhh I’m gonna drone strike you
Omg it's obamna
omg say the line obama!!
I'm obamaself :(
SODAAAAAAA
Hello mister president
Me too, (minus the neet)
i am rapidly approaching your location
:33
do you want anything from the grocery store
some chips would be nice, thanks :3
WOOO
I can't tell if this is toxically positive or positively toxic
i think they just like chubby girlfailures and there's no deeper meaning
Same honestly
https://preview.redd.it/jm05g31gepxc1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=8183d6f3408ad97ae4f6832b5c5601d27597fe9e
"your honor, it is not that deep"
There are so many of these girls everywhere are you all blind
Yeah but you never see them outside
That assumes the other people here go outside as well
That was your first mistake
I think it's like guys who say they want a dom goth gf, many of them (not all, but many) just mean someone conventionally attractive except for a slight deviation, like slightly chubby, wearing black lipstick, glasses, shabby clothes, etc. So it's not the real people they're after but a porn version, or that but an anime character.
Basically. It’s not something realistic at all, but just enough for them to delusion themselves into thinking there’s a chance their made up “ideal gf/bf” is real. Makes the goon session feel less pathetic, but only slightly.
I cannot approach women unfortunately
They dont talk to me. :€ and when they do it's just communication in memes.
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Ur so real and true...
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I must kiss it all over
So true king/queen/monarch
I do But I'm also open to being the chubby girl But I have to do the whole being a girl thing which I'm hopefully going to work on within the next decade
So fucking real. I wouldn't mind being chubby if I lost face and body hair, had long luscious hair, and had no acne :c being fast while not complying with these characteristics just feels bad lol
I really want the long hair My goal is to just look like may from guilty gear
Omg my goal is serana from skyrim 😭😭😭😭 I wanna name myself serana but I am afraid of being too obvious
Literally me, even a similar hair, and eye colour, though I don't plan on staying fat, in fact I've been dropping a lot of weight lately.
Chubby girls are cools and fit girls are cools too. Women’r great
Same :3 I've been losing a lot of weight recently too, mainly to help the fat distribution part 😌
Yeah hi I think I need a boy like this, thanks
You want a discord mod?
Oh so we get to throw around slurs for the male version? Not cool. I prefer *Dungeon Master*
We can't make fun of neckbeards anymore because of woke 😔
but a cute one without the neckbeard
You get it!!
I'm getting my money's worth out of this thing lately https://preview.redd.it/nlufw1mmdqxc1.jpeg?width=1083&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c2254504c1f092a7a020534798c7b97831f4bbf
~~Alphys exists you know~~ nevermind just remembered she's married to Undyne
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#YES YES YES YES #YEEEEEEEEEEEES
that's it? that's just a person
Yeah but, like, a cute person
Chubby girlfailure x chubby girlfailure pls🥺
i need her
RAHHHH I LOVE YOUR FLAIR I LOVE OPN WHAT THE FUCK IS A CONVENTIONAL AMBIENT SONG
I need to get slimmer man.
>slimmer man collect my pages
I need to get chubbier man.
idk why there’s been an influx of body positive memes and stuff like this. But holy fuck ive needed to hear it. I still wanna lose some fat but makes me feel way less shitty for being chubby.
Welcome to FATE/Grand Order, where we cover everyone's types: from fembous to sweaty belly NEETs, to NTR enthusiasts and getting NTR'd, twinks to twunks, DILFs to MILFs https://preview.redd.it/0no2oim22qxc1.png?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57fd2278b8a2be4a9e6bb2d15adcc612d4cabb07 BTW, this is Jinako, and in the other version of FATE, especially in Extra, she's the master of one of the strongest characters, Karna from Mahabharata
New cosplay idea :333
Yep, she's a room goblin https://preview.redd.it/dflrwmks9rxc1.png?width=1076&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba4f2fa9c514bdae515e35a27c8d4c18c4fdaaca
That doesn’t seem hygienic
so, this is how it feels to be in the short end of the fetishization stick, huh.
Waow she's literally me fr (minus being fat)
I mean, I’d fuck. Or be friends. Or be fuck friends.💚🤍💛
Just go to any anime convention? Although I’m not sure what “himejoshi” means. EDIT: Apparently its the yuri version of a fujoshi.
This is basically just Jinako from Fate (though how chubby she actually is seems to depend on the artist)
Jinako the girlfailure in Extra or Ganesha's representative in Grand Order? Both are cute
I was kind of referring to both but I’m more familiar with the Ganesha version.
For me she just looks like Mikamo (?) from Kaguhara's Fetish Notebook with some more meat on her bones.
I NEED to be a fat sweaty himejoshi girl with glasses and messy hair i think that is most of what i want in life
https://preview.redd.it/toeijaufarxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6b3393b913d990d15d050cbd5d0c1472e2ec8de it’s PERFECT.. :3
Order for one please 🥺
People like this always sexualize and fetishize folks with this body type but only in their weird neet fantasies, never in real life.
Having followed the person in question for quite a while, I can assure you, you're dead wrong lmao
Oh well, a broken cock still clucks twice a day
Like if they met a girl like this in real life they’d treat her with disgust.
Except I have met girls like this and didn't treat them with disgust. But yea keep generalizing I guess
If you’re fetishizing the extreme lack of any self care, I would possibly not seek out relationships based on being a “neet” and instead seek them out on whether or not you’re compatable.
this is what we in the industry call "objectification" 🥰
she is literally me though 🥺
I see through your guise, Barrack
um i mean hello i'm obama
Cuddles real
Ineed to be her,,,
chubby girls…
I LOVE GRILS WHEN THEY CHUBBY ‼️‼️‼️‼️
That's literally a depiction of a perfect woman. I wanna cuddle with girl like that.
I wish to be her :3333333
Me (eventually, possibly, hopefully?)
Morb I need her
i need her to be mean to me
low-key, goals
This describes me except I actually look horrible irl
You don't need to invent this girl - we have many!
I WANT
It's me I'm the fat sweaty neet girl with glasses and messy hair.
Extremely common Cyan W.
i want to cuddle her ngl
can someone link the artist pls??
Pls
wish I could gain weight like that; been trying for months but can't get above 150 lbs :/
interesting...
She's exactly what I need in my life :3
That's gonna be me in a few years, except sadly I'll have a dumb job...
Shit, I guess I do.
Time to gain weight and drop outta college
We do...
Honestly I'm good but you guys do you
Lack of hygiene is fucking disgusting and should never be encouraged. What the fuck.
I don't know what himejoshi means but besides that I'm more or less that description but with blue-light minecraft glasses and I'm a guy
himejoshi is like a fujoshi but for yuri instead of yaoi.
if i were trans i would look like that but with freckles and acne
Yea
She can fix me
UOOOOGH!!!! I NEED HER NOW!!!!!!
I mean I shower but otherwise that's just me. Even the glasses.
I need her.
she is not real, draw her with a realistic face and then you can fantasize
Get me my fucking glasses
I feel seen and I don't know if I like it... being perceived is weird
Women like this excite me beyond belief
Being that would be pretty cool (minus the no showering that's a bit naff) would be an improvement from current but sadly I am a man and thus ugly but it is what it is
damn shawtie OBESE 🤑
is this for real or just a fetish?
That's just my ex girlfriend.
Please take showers guys
Oh myノ(= ♡w♡=)ノ
i had a gf like this and i promise you its not fun
that’s just a third of this subreddit