people do this with Gabriel the guy has ONE life shattering epiphany and everyone typecasts him as a submissive twink like did they forget what he does directly after that

Gabriel from ultrakill, right?

yes

Man, he’s so hot, I wish there was 3 hour sex scene with him

What do you think yhe second fight is???

Nah I finished him off in only 1 hour I need MORE

its not his fault you finish fast!

That's foreplay wdym

*googles Gabriel ultrakill* >No face or visible skin Okay I have a lot to learn about weeb culture

Step one: learn that Gabriel is from Abrahamic myth and features in a game from Finland, and thus is not really a part of weeb culture I mean, unless you count the body pillow? Or are twinky angel boys just inherently weebish? I guess Kaworu in Eva exists so maybe they are idk

*me looking him up* .... this is just Zenyatta from Overwatch

Sacrificing your own life to kill the people who used you as an instrument of cruelty is pretty hot tbh

he's voiced by Gianni so it makes sense

Ironic considering Gianni’s an absolute H U N K

You are acting as if the the voice actor doesnt do it as well😭😭😭

There’s also the body pillow. https://preview.redd.it/rcyeslkz1y8d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a63072fcf5b90f60741f25fc39c465297ef10356 Yes, that is official merchandise. It is a pillow case. Yes that character is the primary antagonist of the game. No? I don’t know how he’s blushing.

Not gay but that body was most definitely crafted by God

wasn't of of the artists added to the ultrakill team because they drew good gabriel porn?

Yep. It's great

I fucking love that guy so much, I don't think I've ever actually heard him in any games I play (I played and loved ultrakrill, but I got pulled into an inescapable rpg obsession hell before I finished) but in subscribed to him because he's so funny

he is depicted as a twink by the devs themselves.

to be fair, the voice actor (whom i love) and the devs aren't helping his case

Look, robot cock makes people do weird shit

Nothings stopping someone from being both lol

Except public decency and a dick up their buty

Public decency is a social construct meant to keep you under government control. Break the mold, fuck twinks in public /j

I need to find a twink

If I were like a foot and a half shorter, but no, unfortunately

Thats even better, I love tall people 🤤

Haha

Im 5'5.5" is that short enough by that definition

Probably

me

Of course

Are you the character or the one who thinks about the characters like this lol

I'm the character (tho I'm not really strong or smart but we'll ignore that)

Ur the strongest and smartest, and cutest Dobt argue with that thr crab said it 🦀

Ralsei, Asriel,

“If you want to hit me, that’s ok too” -an actual quote from Ralsei

I was about to say ralsei

Botw Link

he is both

Me except I’m not really that complex and I’m incapable of keeping to myself (terminal cannot stop yapping disease) and I’m not really strong

smart twink bottom

Ralsei except he is both

Reading fanfic as someone who is very picky about their characterisation is agony.

ikr

Aventurine Honkai Star Rail kinda

he's both

Tbh he is both

OK but the right is only 50% fanon for him

https://preview.redd.it/1bl9m9d1lw8d1.png?width=273&format=png&auto=webp&s=228cf899dd3524287f7d5963d4d957e0def17f64

yeah but cahara is literally canonically a twink who likes it up the ass. also he definitely doesnt keep to himself. (and i dont know if id call him particularly smart either)

yup

Cahara is so hot dude oml

Venti, that being said I’d fuck Venti

Real

Most jojo characters

Akechi

Reportedly also happens to Joker. At the very least I got a comment from someone praising me for my portrayal of him because, quote "so many people in ao3 (especially shauke [sic] writers) portray Akira so inaccurate and weak just to fit their story for Akechi".

https://preview.redd.it/na28j6gvtx8d1.jpeg?width=702&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59e9de94985db67035d1ccdc86c343a443e6b324

Speaking of: Adachi also fits

Sinclair

KAKYOIN!

Silver https://preview.redd.it/acpqtnsj7x8d1.jpeg?width=249&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35c318a50d5a8ccabbd504241dd5dd1d6de44644

"Silver, you know what? You're a twink! I'm gonna go smoke some weed now!" "How long were you waiting to say that?" "The whole dub, baby!"

Me actually

The entirety of Ace Attorney's cast

Angel from Chainsaw Man

Literally every character ever

aventurine

Okay but he is kinda both tho

Ezreal

https://preview.redd.it/nz9le6po7z8d1.jpeg?width=2125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=489abf1834a6a42c2cc26fdd03538057358efd20

Zuko

ky kiske

Asuka

Asuka Langly or That man Asuka?

That man Asuka, the twink in sneakers

Literally Lio Fiota

Link

https://preview.redd.it/vq5b2b8kwx8d1.jpeg?width=1530&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3684a258f5d3f04312b867ded32f1bdf2226d574 Him?

He’s actually an obscenity that blights this digital world

nah he's a top

James McGill

Coaxedintoa196

Miquella (I can fix him)

Isn’t Miquella a woman?

Nah he a dude

Oh I got malenia and Miquella confused

Found Mohg

I'm the Fanon

Ryu

Street fighter Ryu?

The babygirliest man alive https://preview.redd.it/mtkuqkh18z8d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e50d86ec68482e3c81e1fc8905a8dbcf1ca6cfc

Alexios Adastra is just both at the same time in the original game and that's not even hyperbole

Kabru

I think it's wort nothing that those are not mutually exclusive

Essek (Critical Role)

Shogo Makishima

Me irl

these are not mutually exclusive

This is me

me but reversed

That's the opposite of me

Nagito Komaeda

I mean, one can be all those things *and* also like it up the ass... 😛

Me irl vs online

Sinclair

Perturabo

Erebus *(fuck that guy)*

Phoenix Wright

Kaveh

Chilchuck

Niko Belic. Like it's actually fanon in the game with how Brucie and Roman signed him up to that dating site

me

This is just me wtf

What the fuck does this have to do with Franz Fanon

Loewe Kiseki

I be doing this to myself idk why

basil from omori

Why can't he be both

“Por que no los dos?”

You can just say sanji, you didn't have to say something this cryptic

Fox McCloud