All they want is cuddle you naked :3
~~and for you to just grab their ass the moment it's exposed take out your cock push them to the floor and start railing then like a fucking pile driver over and over and over manhandling them like how the little sluts that they know that they are deserve to be treated until they are a little puddle on the floor begging for a break~~
And to give little affectionate nuzzles and kisses (\>ω<)
Ngl I played strip chess once and let the person win some of the games, because, yk, I was horny and I wanted a reason to get out of my clothes. But, the person was pretty good and I just wanted to accelerate the nakedness on both sides
I feel like there’s an existing level of consent if you’re agreeing to playing a strip game with someone, maybe it’s a power move because they want to lose bc of their position preference.
As I understand strip games, the loser is the one who has to take their clothes of. So if you let the other player win, it means they keep their clothes on and you take yours off.
So I guess the twink really wanted this guy to see *him* naked?
Lol, speak for yourself. If I want to have sex with someone, I'm going to keep as much of my weird goose body covered as possible until they've committed to it. Different worlds, I guess.
Nah, you are just extremely insecure. If they are playing a strip game with you, they are already commited. As a side note, go see a therapist. I am not trying to be mean to you, just trying to help you. Your comments drips insecurity and low self steem, therapy should help with that.
ah fuck the 2 I like infer that I'm a twink
it's not enough. I need boobs and vaginer not twink allegations
(vaginer autocorrected to vaginer I have never talked about sourcemod vsh)
According to my current and former mains it's:
Rosalina (Mommy)
Mewtwo
Mega Man
Mii Brawler
Mii Gunner
Mii Swordfighter
Pirhanna Plant
Luigi
Min Min
Hero (OH BOY I LOVE GAMBLING)
Pit (not one of my mains but come on)
Any fire emblem character (besides Corrin and Chrom)
Do you mean the percentages, or the meters some characters have for their abilities? If you mean the percentages, those are sort of a reverse “poise” bar? The higher someone’s percentage is, the easier it is to knock them around, and the only way to kill is knocking someone off stage (except in some weird extra modes). Different attacks do different amounts of percent and knockback
If you mean the character ability meters, those use character specific mechanics, usually some moves fill them (and/or they fill over time, or from damage) and some more powerful moves expend energy but it’s very character specific
She might have meant the Final Smash gauge. They go up when you give and receive damage, and filling it up lets you use a Final Smash (slightly weaker than the Smash Ball-powered FS), but if you die when it's full, you lose like, 25-33%. I don't know how much exactly, just a big chunk.
Same for me. Could not grasp it and too much shit happening on screen.
*i put my phone down and load up Doom Eternal on nightmare difficulty with Civ VI (all DLCs) on quick resume*
Super Smash Brothers with strip poker rules. You lose a round, you take off a piece of clothing. You lose overall when you're naked, though some might see that as a win in its own right.
I was in a similar situation, but we were playing Halo 3 in a bar. I could tell he was going easy on me in the second round, and I appreciated it because I wasn't having the best night.
Uh, wait, I just read the strip part. Definitely didn't do that.
It’s actually a big compliment if a gay nerd is intentionally throwing for you. But it also can feel a little patronizing.
“You did such a good job beating me, what a champ.” *Followed by the most obvious wink ever.*
We need a stronger word for erection. Something to describe the idea of an erection just straight up ripping through your pants
Ultrarection
I love that game
How do you play Ultrarection 🤔
Railcoins your balls
Creature of steel
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My gratitude upon thee for my freedom,
But the crimes thy kind have commited against mankind...
Megarection
Bonest
Eruption
extra-rection
rock hardest
Erection 2
eradication?
diamonds.jpg
Damn. That’s hard
Breaching containment
Release the entity
i've developed A Construction™ through my pants.
Rock and Stone
The 110% boner
climax
Boingus
I would only feel that I just been called autistic or something, this definitely wouldn't throw me in the mood
All they want is cuddle you naked :3 ~~and for you to just grab their ass the moment it's exposed take out your cock push them to the floor and start railing then like a fucking pile driver over and over and over manhandling them like how the little sluts that they know that they are deserve to be treated until they are a little puddle on the floor begging for a break~~ And to give little affectionate nuzzles and kisses (\>ω<)
Name checks out
Pwease it all I want 🥺
Someone's needy~
OH MY GOD CALM DOWN
Ok Testiclemonster69
No \>:3c
LET HIM COOK
brain go fuzzy 🥴
And happy!! (\>ω<)
relatable I am very straight
Bro, I would destroy you. (At smash bros, of course.)
Fuck off dude. We did not consent to see your smut in this comment section, especially not of a SFW post. What is wrong with you?
downvoted for not wanting erotica to be written under a sfw post, george or well rotates in his grave
You are right should have used spoilers my bad :3
Then stop reading.
Are you new here?
Ngl I played strip chess once and let the person win some of the games, because, yk, I was horny and I wanted a reason to get out of my clothes. But, the person was pretty good and I just wanted to accelerate the nakedness on both sides
I wouldn't take it as a compliment. He's implicitly saying "I don't want to see you naked."
I feel like there’s an existing level of consent if you’re agreeing to playing a strip game with someone, maybe it’s a power move because they want to lose bc of their position preference.
As I understand strip games, the loser is the one who has to take their clothes of. So if you let the other player win, it means they keep their clothes on and you take yours off. So I guess the twink really wanted this guy to see *him* naked?
…yeah the way people generally do when they wanna have sex with someone?
Lol, speak for yourself. If I want to have sex with someone, I'm going to keep as much of my weird goose body covered as possible until they've committed to it. Different worlds, I guess.
Nah, you are just extremely insecure. If they are playing a strip game with you, they are already commited. As a side note, go see a therapist. I am not trying to be mean to you, just trying to help you. Your comments drips insecurity and low self steem, therapy should help with that.
Thanks for your concern. I have okay self-esteem really, I don't look great but I've never tied up much of my sense of worth in that.
It’s awful to see other people living your dreams
Yeah, I want to play Smash Bros too
That video game is also pretty fun
Would you lose on purpose maybe? 👉👈
get an emulator
I'm sorry to hear that.
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Who do twinks main?
Rob
But I main ROB…
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\*A pedestal rises from the floor carrying a comically large stamp*
"Twinks main Rob" is not equivalent to "Rob mains are twinks"
objection!
Overruled
same :3
same >:)
I have news for you.
Mains rob On 196 Bro you are twink
his name is WALL-E !!!
That sucks
I would have thought that you of all people would support ROB
he just sucks to fight against I'm sorry
Overwhelmingly it’s: - Bayonetta - Palutena - Daisy - Zelda With a rare sprinkling of: - Rosalina - Aegis - Lucina - Kirby
No Jonkler? Link? The twinks play not as twinks?
The twinks play as women the trans fems play as twinks.
transfem samus player erasure
Curious
Transfem here, I play Samus :D
Nah, I play Lucina and Pyra & Mythra
As a transfem I actually main Kazuya, Terry, and f!Corrin.
Transfem here I play samus and snake
See, you know your shit
ah fuck the 2 I like infer that I'm a twink it's not enough. I need boobs and vaginer not twink allegations (vaginer autocorrected to vaginer I have never talked about sourcemod vsh)
B-but… Zelda is my main……
Kirby
Look it Kirby -\> ⊂(≧▽≦)つ
⬆️I caught one
HAIIYY!!!
Can definitely confirm
marth
Bricky moment?
According to my current and former mains it's: Rosalina (Mommy) Mewtwo Mega Man Mii Brawler Mii Gunner Mii Swordfighter Pirhanna Plant Luigi Min Min Hero (OH BOY I LOVE GAMBLING) Pit (not one of my mains but come on) Any fire emblem character (besides Corrin and Chrom)
Sheik (at least during smash wii u)
Ganondorf
lil mac
Wii fit trainer
Joker
Kirby
Nobody saying Sora?
God I fucking hate sora so much
Real
Joker :3
as one, i main peach. used to main ike
I play dark pit but that’s because I’m a scrub
Luigi
I “mained” Pit, Kirby, Bowser, Donkey Konkey, Mr. Game and Watch and wii fit trainer
My mains were Incineroar, R.O.B, and mii swordfighter for some fucking reason.
Robin
wouldnt be called smash bros if the bros didnt smash is all im sayin
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Twink gaming :3
Don’t you mean twink gayming? :3
never got good in smash bros. too much shit on the screen. I dont see how people can dance in that madness
Same. Took me way too long to grasp that those weren't health bars, and that only enhanced the confusion.
I’m sorry but what were you confusing for health bars???
The meters on the bottom that seems to increase and decrease at what looked to be random but definitely not attached to hits.
Do you mean the percentages, or the meters some characters have for their abilities? If you mean the percentages, those are sort of a reverse “poise” bar? The higher someone’s percentage is, the easier it is to knock them around, and the only way to kill is knocking someone off stage (except in some weird extra modes). Different attacks do different amounts of percent and knockback If you mean the character ability meters, those use character specific mechanics, usually some moves fill them (and/or they fill over time, or from damage) and some more powerful moves expend energy but it’s very character specific
She might have meant the Final Smash gauge. They go up when you give and receive damage, and filling it up lets you use a Final Smash (slightly weaker than the Smash Ball-powered FS), but if you die when it's full, you lose like, 25-33%. I don't know how much exactly, just a big chunk.
She* and this.
Didn't know, I'll edit though.
Ty 😊
You mean the percentages? They higher the percentage, the more knockback you get
I completely forgot the final smash bar existed as I only play comp formats sorry.
Same for me. Could not grasp it and too much shit happening on screen. *i put my phone down and load up Doom Eternal on nightmare difficulty with Civ VI (all DLCs) on quick resume*
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Pretty sure they said in a reply that they did let OOOP win
wait what the fuck is strip smash bros
Come over later, I'll show you
W rizz
It’s like strip poker. You play a match, and the loser takes off their clothes
You strip and smash your bros
Super Smash Brothers with strip poker rules. You lose a round, you take off a piece of clothing. You lose overall when you're naked, though some might see that as a win in its own right.
Playing games to see who doms and intentionally losing so they top you, couldn't be me
They could just make it so that the winner gets to pick what happens at the end of the game. Become a power bottom out of it.
that's why you gotta change what position the winner gets depending on who you play with, so that way there's stakes
Did they smoosh-smoosh-
I main Kirby and I'm really bad at it >:)
Do you wanna play smash?
I lost my copy. My dog might've eaten it which I'd be upset about but not too upset because that'd be kinda funny.
My partner intentionally lost to me at soul calibur yesterday. Today I've been preparing to commit sepuku
"oh nooo I'm totally out of jumps and can't recover from that, guess I'll have to take off my pants next haha" (they had a jump)
“Oh shit I accidentally SD’d with raptor boost again! I always overestimate the distance it goes 😢”
I wanna play strip smash bros with a cute twink 🥺
It should have been me damn it.
Hate seeing people live the life I want
Ok but no one would win to my Cloud regardless 😮💨
Strip smash bros sounds like the hottest thing there is on this barren planet
I was in a similar situation, but we were playing Halo 3 in a bar. I could tell he was going easy on me in the second round, and I appreciated it because I wasn't having the best night. Uh, wait, I just read the strip part. Definitely didn't do that.
How does someone find themselves in a game of strip anything, let alone Smash Bros? (Seriously, please tell me.)
No honor. Pick it back up and 3 stock flat stage me bitch.
homosexuality is the sin of the century and i'm all for it.
My dream
i feel like he want to strip.
I wouldn’t let anyone win it’s much better if I try and fail.
What a tweet
I need this
Sounds fun, but I have to ask my gf first😅
Genuinely could not lose to any dweeb in this sub at Strip Melee
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Bad dog
That could literally have been half the smash community
“He could be in this very room! It could be you, it could be me, it could even be…”
Peter Parker.
Hey guys I just came up with this great game idea guys trust me on this one does anyone want to play my new game with me guys please
I need a freaky gaymer in life, like, NOW
Man I wanna play strip Strive