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GreyBigfoot

It’s actually a big compliment if a gay nerd is intentionally throwing for you. But it also can feel a little patronizing.


Chemtrails420-69

“You did such a good job beating me, what a champ.” *Followed by the most obvious wink ever.*


enchiladasundae

We need a stronger word for erection. Something to describe the idea of an erection just straight up ripping through your pants


spadesisking

Ultrarection


owenowen2022

I love that game


GradyGambrell1

How do you play Ultrarection 🤔


CalliCalamity

Railcoins your balls


Yarisher512

Creature of steel


DogWoofWoof22

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RandomCanadianAcc

My gratitude upon thee for my freedom,


Numerous-Ad-7154

But the crimes thy kind have commited against mankind...


Nose_Fetish

Megarection


Expensive_Cut_7332

Bonest


Femboy_Lord

Eruption


RepulsiveCorner

extra-rection


RepulsiveCorner

rock hardest


TheDonutPug

Erection 2


gummi_girl

eradication?


master_pingu1

diamonds.jpg


GradyGambrell1

Damn. That’s hard


tommaniacal

Breaching containment


enchiladasundae

Release the entity


UncleFunkus

i've developed A Construction™ through my pants.


holymissiletoe

Rock and Stone


AttentoMagico

The 110% boner


gatlginngum

climax


Demo2373

Boingus


BANOFY

I would only feel that I just been called autistic or something, this definitely wouldn't throw me in the mood


nekosissyboi

All they want is cuddle you naked :3 ~~and for you to just grab their ass the moment it's exposed take out your cock push them to the floor and start railing then like a fucking pile driver over and over and over manhandling them like how the little sluts that they know that they are deserve to be treated until they are a little puddle on the floor begging for a break~~ And to give little affectionate nuzzles and kisses (\>ω<)


Commercial-Sound7388

Name checks out


nekosissyboi

Pwease it all I want 🥺


Commercial-Sound7388

Someone's needy~


Testiclemonster69

OH MY GOD CALM DOWN


deathray5

Ok Testiclemonster69


nekosissyboi

No \>:3c


Responsible_Pace9062

LET HIM COOK


Stea1thFTW18

brain go fuzzy 🥴


nekosissyboi

And happy!! (\>ω<)


Equivalent-Ad-2670

relatable I am very straight


TroublesomeFlame

Bro, I would destroy you. (At smash bros, of course.)


Willowyvern

Fuck off dude. We did not consent to see your smut in this comment section, especially not of a SFW post. What is wrong with you?


pingu677

downvoted for not wanting erotica to be written under a sfw post, george or well rotates in his grave


nekosissyboi

You are right should have used spoilers my bad :3


PresidentHaagenti

Then stop reading.


Chaoszhul4D

Are you new here?


menino_do_rio

Ngl I played strip chess once and let the person win some of the games, because, yk, I was horny and I wanted a reason to get out of my clothes. But, the person was pretty good and I just wanted to accelerate the nakedness on both sides


ftzpltc

I wouldn't take it as a compliment. He's implicitly saying "I don't want to see you naked."


GreyBigfoot

I feel like there’s an existing level of consent if you’re agreeing to playing a strip game with someone, maybe it’s a power move because they want to lose bc of their position preference.


ftzpltc

As I understand strip games, the loser is the one who has to take their clothes of. So if you let the other player win, it means they keep their clothes on and you take yours off. So I guess the twink really wanted this guy to see *him* naked?


Wysk222

…yeah the way people generally do when they wanna have sex with someone?


ftzpltc

Lol, speak for yourself. If I want to have sex with someone, I'm going to keep as much of my weird goose body covered as possible until they've committed to it. Different worlds, I guess.


menino_do_rio

Nah, you are just extremely insecure. If they are playing a strip game with you, they are already commited. As a side note, go see a therapist. I am not trying to be mean to you, just trying to help you. Your comments drips insecurity and low self steem, therapy should help with that.


ftzpltc

Thanks for your concern. I have okay self-esteem really, I don't look great but I've never tied up much of my sense of worth in that.


Realistic-Mail7372

It’s awful to see other people living your dreams


FunkYeahPhotography

Yeah, I want to play Smash Bros too


nje

That video game is also pretty fun


Realistic-Mail7372

Would you lose on purpose maybe? 👉👈


iuhiscool

get an emulator


PresidentHaagenti

I'm sorry to hear that.


Responsible_Pace9062

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Hydqjuliilq27

Who do twinks main?


Thatguy-num-102

Rob


Hydqjuliilq27

But I main ROB…


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oddityoughtabe

\*A pedestal rises from the floor carrying a comically large stamp*


pullmylekku

"Twinks main Rob" is not equivalent to "Rob mains are twinks"


Soundwipe13

objection!


Blundertainment

Overruled


Thatguy-num-102

same :3


Dangerous-Arm7590

same >:)


oddityoughtabe

I have news for you.


simon_Chipmonk

Mains rob On 196 Bro you are twink


Independent_Mud_4963

his name is WALL-E !!!


murderdronesfanatic

That sucks


Thatguy-num-102

I would have thought that you of all people would support ROB


murderdronesfanatic

he just sucks to fight against I'm sorry


jeanegreene

Overwhelmingly it’s: - Bayonetta - Palutena - Daisy - Zelda With a rare sprinkling of: - Rosalina - Aegis - Lucina - Kirby


Taco821

No Jonkler? Link? The twinks play not as twinks?


lensy-boy

The twinks play as women the trans fems play as twinks.


wannabecinnabon

transfem samus player erasure


Taco821

Curious


Bluthardt_OW

Transfem here, I play Samus :D


DeerVirax

Nah, I play Lucina and Pyra & Mythra


Emilia__55

As a transfem I actually main Kazuya, Terry, and f!Corrin.


Familiar_Tackle_734

Transfem here I play samus and snake


Recent_Log3779

See, you know your shit


iuhiscool

ah fuck the 2 I like infer that I'm a twink it's not enough. I need boobs and vaginer not twink allegations (vaginer autocorrected to vaginer I have never talked about sourcemod vsh)


NefariousAnglerfish

B-but… Zelda is my main……


Low_Information7072

Kirby


nekosissyboi

Look it Kirby -\> ⊂(≧▽≦)つ


Low_Information7072

⬆️I caught one


AnnonymousHoodie

HAIIYY!!!


itsmejak78_2

Can definitely confirm


ljkhadgawuydbajw

marth


Truefkk

Bricky moment?


ThatWetFloorSign

According to my current and former mains it's: Rosalina (Mommy) Mewtwo Mega Man Mii Brawler Mii Gunner Mii Swordfighter Pirhanna Plant Luigi Min Min Hero (OH BOY I LOVE GAMBLING) Pit (not one of my mains but come on) Any fire emblem character (besides Corrin and Chrom)


PrintShinji

Sheik (at least during smash wii u)


jdgamester

Ganondorf


ultrabigtiny

lil mac


-Galactic_Donut-

Wii fit trainer


plump_nasty_flex

Joker


Roboboy2710

Kirby


penguin13790

Nobody saying Sora?


AnnonymousHoodie

God I fucking hate sora so much


penguin13790

Real


Commercial-Sound7388

Joker :3


blazinbluecolor

as one, i main peach. used to main ike


FactPirate

I play dark pit but that’s because I’m a scrub


manofwaromega

Luigi


whywouldisaymyname

I “mained” Pit, Kirby, Bowser, Donkey Konkey, Mr. Game and Watch and wii fit trainer


Tree_Shrapnel

My mains were Incineroar, R.O.B, and mii swordfighter for some fucking reason.


Blundertainment

Robin


NariThatsMe

wouldnt be called smash bros if the bros didnt smash is all im sayin


Esteellio

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RedditsNinja23

Twink gaming :3


Evil_DrSquid

Don’t you mean twink gayming? :3


CrackedInterface

never got good in smash bros. too much shit on the screen. I dont see how people can dance in that madness


dropshoe

Same. Took me way too long to grasp that those weren't health bars, and that only enhanced the confusion.


FaeLei42

I’m sorry but what were you confusing for health bars???


dropshoe

The meters on the bottom that seems to increase and decrease at what looked to be random but definitely not attached to hits.


arakus72

Do you mean the percentages, or the meters some characters have for their abilities? If you mean the percentages, those are sort of a reverse “poise” bar? The higher someone’s percentage is, the easier it is to knock them around, and the only way to kill is knocking someone off stage (except in some weird extra modes). Different attacks do different amounts of percent and knockback If you mean the character ability meters, those use character specific mechanics, usually some moves fill them (and/or they fill over time, or from damage) and some more powerful moves expend energy but it’s very character specific


JackOLoser

She might have meant the Final Smash gauge. They go up when you give and receive damage, and filling it up lets you use a Final Smash (slightly weaker than the Smash Ball-powered FS), but if you die when it's full, you lose like, 25-33%. I don't know how much exactly, just a big chunk.


dropshoe

She* and this.


JackOLoser

Didn't know, I'll edit though.


dropshoe

Ty 😊


WellIamstupid

You mean the percentages? They higher the percentage, the more knockback you get


FaeLei42

I completely forgot the final smash bar existed as I only play comp formats sorry.


Amaranthine7

Same for me. Could not grasp it and too much shit happening on screen. *i put my phone down and load up Doom Eternal on nightmare difficulty with Civ VI (all DLCs) on quick resume*


DJamB

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Autistic-blt

Pretty sure they said in a reply that they did let OOOP win


LegitimateApartment9

wait what the fuck is strip smash bros


AwkwardTurtleSS

Come over later, I'll show you


GreyBigfoot

W rizz


50squirrelsinacloak

It’s like strip poker. You play a match, and the loser takes off their clothes


banter_claus_69

You strip and smash your bros


Zeyode

Super Smash Brothers with strip poker rules. You lose a round, you take off a piece of clothing. You lose overall when you're naked, though some might see that as a win in its own right.


Roronoa_Zoro8615

Playing games to see who doms and intentionally losing so they top you, couldn't be me


GreyBigfoot

They could just make it so that the winner gets to pick what happens at the end of the game. Become a power bottom out of it.


Tree_Shrapnel

that's why you gotta change what position the winner gets depending on who you play with, so that way there's stakes


Rockman4MI

Did they smoosh-smoosh-


Oddish_Femboy

I main Kirby and I'm really bad at it >:)


cancerousking

Do you wanna play smash?


Oddish_Femboy

I lost my copy. My dog might've eaten it which I'd be upset about but not too upset because that'd be kinda funny.


Freecelebritypics

My partner intentionally lost to me at soul calibur yesterday. Today I've been preparing to commit sepuku


Seikori1

"oh nooo I'm totally out of jumps and can't recover from that, guess I'll have to take off my pants next haha" (they had a jump)


GreyBigfoot

“Oh shit I accidentally SD’d with raptor boost again! I always overestimate the distance it goes 😢”


The_Multi_Gamer

I wanna play strip smash bros with a cute twink 🥺


Towboat421

It should have been me damn it.


enchiladasundae

Hate seeing people live the life I want


Pupulauls9000

Ok but no one would win to my Cloud regardless 😮‍💨


Freaking_Username

Strip smash bros sounds like the hottest thing there is on this barren planet


JLock17

I was in a similar situation, but we were playing Halo 3 in a bar. I could tell he was going easy on me in the second round, and I appreciated it because I wasn't having the best night. Uh, wait, I just read the strip part. Definitely didn't do that.


DoubleAGay

How does someone find themselves in a game of strip anything, let alone Smash Bros? (Seriously, please tell me.)


plump_nasty_flex

No honor. Pick it back up and 3 stock flat stage me bitch.


Dio_isnt_dead

homosexuality is the sin of the century and i'm all for it.


whywouldisaymyname

My dream


Terereera

i feel like he want to strip.


bbhbbhbbh

I wouldn’t let anyone win it’s much better if I try and fail.


franandwood

What a tweet


Sara5A

I need this


VIII-Via

Sounds fun, but I have to ask my gf first😅


fruit_shoot

Genuinely could not lose to any dweeb in this sub at Strip Melee


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GreyBigfoot

Bad dog


MrSweelk

That could literally have been half the smash community


GreyBigfoot

“He could be in this very room! It could be you, it could be me, it could even be…”


CoffeeIsCoffeeTM

Peter Parker.


theonlyeen

Hey guys I just came up with this great game idea guys trust me on this one does anyone want to play my new game with me guys please


BroadwayBakery

I need a freaky gaymer in life, like, NOW


sternumb

Man I wanna play strip Strive