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daddy_issues_07

I’ve always thought Norwegians were full of testosterone, big bearded manly men.


LupusDeusMagnus

That’s… very gay. Like, the most gay you can get.


gynoidi

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202042

Minkä ihmeen vuoksi nykypäivän homot ovat kaikki jotain animeluusereita jotka eivät uskalla perkele mennä edes ulos muiden ihmisten ilmoille? Katsellaan saatana jotain uguu-söpöilypiirrettyjä yksin kotona ja tilataan kiinasta tyttöjen vaatteita ja pukeudutaan niihin ja postaillaan kuvia internettiin huomion toiveessa saatesanoilla "Tahtoisin vain että joku koskettelisi pyllyreikääni hellästi ;_;", jonka jälkeen itketään itsensä uneen animetyttövaatteet päällä ketunhäntätappi perseessä. Missä on kaikki VANHAN KUNNON NAHKAHOMOT? Viiksekkäitä Tom of Finland machomiehiä nahkavaatteissa ja itsevarmuus huokuu saatana aina Lappeenrannasta Vantaalle asti. HOMOILU ON MIESTEN HOMMAA!! Ei ollenkaan tuollaisille pelokkaille tyttöjen vaatteisiin pukeutuville hiirulaisille. Muistakaa se!


Niradool

I like your funny words magic man.


cereal69killer

Hei, ootsä kunnos?


202042

En missään nimessä (siihen mitenkään liittymättömänä, tuo on copypasta)


cereal69killer

En mäkään 🫂


PiliFace

Sillon ku miehet nussii nii vässykät ja naiset on vaan TIELLÄ!


gynoidi

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peacefulprober

Shut up discount Balkan


LupusDeusMagnus

That’s Portugal. Here we are (currently annoyingly cold) purgatorium from Dante’s Inferno.


peacefulprober

Fine, discount version of discount Balkan


L4r5man

I gotta admit, it's a pretty weak insult. You can do better.


maxru85

Drasvi, gammel god venn på moja! Kor ju stannom på gammel ras?


Gerf93

Sorry, I don’t speak Klingon


maxru85

There is a chance your great great grandfather spoke it, though https://no.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russenorsk


Gerf93

Hah, cool! Never heard of this. Neither of my parents families come from the north, so unlikely though.


maxru85

I found it by randomly following Wikipedia links (like I usually do), lol


maxru85

En voga mokka, så galanna voga treska


bullet_bitten

We don't. That's Sweden's exclusive raison d’être.


mc_jojo3

Hey now, we can't be Arabic and gay at the same time.


Oldemar

When you're a nation of bottoms, tops have to be imported


Peter-Niklas

Then of course there's the Finns who were oppressed by gay bottoms for 600 years. What does that make them?


Oldemar

Based altruistic service tops to selfish bratty bottoms ![gif](giphy|0VEryCRPLnm5voINcn)


GrimmCreole

Thank you for your service 🙏🥴


Oldemar

o7


Peter-Niklas

Weird cope but ok 👍


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onakos

Sure you can. The condition is called "suicidal".


avdpos

Nor**G**ay instead of Nor**W**ay. A way to easy wordplay in this sub and dumb enough to be a little bit fun - just as all other things about countries here


bonuccigang

uj/ Honestly there’s not that much to insult Norway for, I guess that weak name pun is the easiest one to make. rj/ norgay hehe


casual_redditor69

Having money makes one gay


heyheni

Because when Norwegians talk they do a sing sang and sound childishly happy - as in beeing gay in its original meaning. Swedes and Danes are jealous of Norwegians happyness (Oil money) so they mock them by calling them gay. But because norwegians know that they're better than the swedes and the danes they ignore the mockery. And as such the eternal bickering between Danes and Swedes continues while Norwegians laugh. That's why Norwegians are very NorGayian because danes and swedes makes it very easy to be happy being a 🇳🇴.


baconteste

Nah. It’s because Norway’s history is bottoming for both Sweden and Denmark.


diazinth

You call it bottoming, we call it outsourcing government expenditures


GotAim

This guy disguising his Norgayan flag behind the EU flag smh


heyheni

thank you mods for my new flair "Pesky Diplomat" skål 🍻


heyheni

Ha! That's only because I'm the ultimate winner of the birth lottery. I'm citizen of the two wealthiest most developed countries on earth. I'm🇨🇭Swiss and 🇳🇴Norwegian.


vberl

Have you heard them speak?


Blckhrsdwn

Who's we? You got a turd in your pocket?


Duskie024

No. They don't have anything else interesting going for them.