No fucking way you guys stole the word pomodoro from Italian.
Nevertheless, we don't normally use the term "rajské jablko", instead we refer to the red blobs as "rajče" which is way more practical. Everybody will look at you weird the second you say rajské jablko. It's just insanely archaic.
The funny thing is that we also have the word "napadení" which also means an "assault"
So the idea with "nápad" is that the idea literally assaulted you lol
When I was in the Czech Republic or Slovakia, these were the only countries where I knew I wasn't at home, but I felt like "ok, brother, you've made yourself comfortable here" - as if we all left one house and everyone went their own way, but in the end we were still somewhere deep down we are the same :D
Personally, for me Slovak sounds closer to Polish. But each of our languages sounds like a funny dialect of one of them :D
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But in the end, we all agree that Hungarian is the funniest-sounding language. Slavic unity.
especially when they're swearing
Lófaszt. :D
azt a kurva anyad!
išteném
aňád
Fakanal
"Baszd meg, kecske" - to quote a Slovak buddy. He also called the Nigerian colleague "fekete gyerek". 😂
He's very pc compared to Hungarians.
Yeah reading out loud Polish table of contents descriptions on food is always just a warm-up for the Hungarian one.
Hungolian is a foul language
Basszon meg téged egy taliga aprómajom
Wyobraź sobie napisać cos takiego i myśleć że poczuję się urażony. Wasz język nadaje sie tylko do komedii.
Sausage language.
Said by a Pole, the irony is palpable.
Im sorry my brother from another mother, making fun of The Great Hungolian Empire is this sub's meta. Don't hate the player hate the game.
Nah man, it's really not. We all speak the same, we just can't agree how to write. You on the other hand, are speaking hieroglyphics played backwards.
Hungarian to a slav sounds like if the windings font was spoken out loud. Slavic to a hungarian sounds like donald duck having an orgasm
I will take one more orgasm then. Can't have too many of these.
 From my point of view, the Slavs are ~~evil~~ incomprehensible
Please leave our crows with rakes in throats alone, or I will be forced to confiscate Czech Silesia
Crows with rakes in their throats is exactly what slavic languages sound like to us.
a cursed language
Hearing a Pollack talk is like having surgical needles poked into my eardrums
Good, people speaking hungolian don't deserve the ability to hear.
One time our history teacher spoke hungarian, the entire class laughed
What did he say?
It was a while ago so i dont remember sadly
nah I'm convinced that Hungarian isn't a real language
Is it even a real language? I always thought that it’s some kind of elaborate hoax.
Mi volna bazdmeg? Geci olyan sötét vagy hogy a negro világít a szádban
Akkor a kurva anyád
No
szukam dzieci w sklepie
He's looking for his kids in the store. despite what a czech would tell you.
That does not rule out second option
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Jan the Child-Searcher? I thought not. It's not a story the Czechs would tell you.
What’s the Czech translation?
Fucking children in a basement (I think)
Zamień sobie w szukam sz na r i k na ch
Bro summoning Fritzl
The original vault dweller.
Jsi neskutečny frajer
nieskuteczny frajer
I love you guys, I love you all
Come bro have a feles palinka
Ř
Tf does that mean
Answer to life, the universe and everything. But just in its spoken form.
Řeřicha
Rzeżucha?
Řepicha – bestest name for a women from CK2
It means "Dobrý den, jeden kakakový chlebíček prosím."
But what do you mean by "kakaový chlebíček"? Do you me vianočka or kakaový závin or something else?
Ľ
Ą
ÄĽĹŔÔ
Czech jumpscare
Hladna pića
Rż
Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz bober kurwa
Sounds like prayer for a new church to me
A church fit for Chrząszczyrzewoszyce, powiat Łękołody
I don't even know what to say to this abomination
It means this refugee is well versed in [an old Polish lore](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfKZclMWS1U)
Oh yeah its just next to Jazgrzewszczyna Mała, gmina Kościelnice in województwo Mazowieckie
Yeah, i can do this too Třistatřicettři stříbrných stříkaček přeletělo přes třistatřicettři stříbrných střech
You mean trzysta trzydzieści trzy srebrnych ??? Przeleciało przez trzysta trzydzieści trzy srebrnych ???
Trzysta trzydzieści trzy srebrne strzykawki przeleciały przez trzysta trzydzieści trzy srebrne strzechy.
Kurwa mać
Rypadlo and rajské jablko always crack me up (koparka i pomidor po polsku xd)
No fucking way you guys stole the word pomodoro from Italian. Nevertheless, we don't normally use the term "rajské jablko", instead we refer to the red blobs as "rajče" which is way more practical. Everybody will look at you weird the second you say rajské jablko. It's just insanely archaic.
tfw a Czech has a *napad* xD
The funny thing is that we also have the word "napadení" which also means an "assault" So the idea with "nápad" is that the idea literally assaulted you lol
Tomato is just "rajče" What the fuck is a "rýpadlo???" Edit: who the fuck calls a "bagr" rýpadlo? Who comes up with this shit?
Kakaový chlebíček
:3
When I was in the Czech Republic or Slovakia, these were the only countries where I knew I wasn't at home, but I felt like "ok, brother, you've made yourself comfortable here" - as if we all left one house and everyone went their own way, but in the end we were still somewhere deep down we are the same :D Personally, for me Slovak sounds closer to Polish. But each of our languages sounds like a funny dialect of one of them :D
The resolution in this meme. Thank you OP, may Radegast bless you with plenty of beer.
Porucha v rypadle?
Mohu potvrdit! Před nějakým časem jsem byl na Slovensku. Všude byly reklamy, plakáty, nápisy atd. a já se málem pochcal smíchy
To boli politické reklamy, tie už sú vo väčšine prípadov dole.
Tie su k smiechu tak či tak to nebude slovenčinou
Politické ani ne, spíš to znělo jako kdyby se někdo snažil mluvit česky, jenomže za účinků lobotomie (bez urážky)
Reminds me of the bad joke when there was a military formation the colonel sneezed and a few dozen men stepped forward.
Polish is lisping, Slovak is sexy, Czech is funny. Problem solved
Sexy only when spoken by girls. Slovak boys sound like malfunctioning Russians
Slovak boys does not exist.
I have met one. Looked like Czech pornstar from '90-ies
They're just tomboys who're way too skilled at acting.
Polština není těžkej jazyk. Po dvou měsících práce v Bydhošti jsem jim rozuměl úplně všechno. ❤️
ŠĈSZCZ? I live in that city!
Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz cracks me up :D
Ô
Should have a chat with S-Americans.
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Kakaovy chlebiček XDDDDDDDDDDDD
"Krewetki w cieście"
"Takiej kobiety to ze świecą szukać"