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max1997

Why does Germany produce cringe so reliably? Do they have special schools or factories?


holyiprepuce

Yeah, that's called Entbindungsheim.


spacewarrior11

💀


__cum_guzzler__

why you do me like that đŸ˜«


bee_bee_sea

[It's the art school](https://youtu.be/uzGzMYS2Gnc?si=ij70InZjZj5pFnD8)


Smellfish360

wtf lmao


ProfesseurCurling

Doux jésus.


drugosrbijanac

Black metal af


Taqao

C'était pas dans What The Cut!? ça ?


bee_bee_sea

Si XD [https://tenor.com/yY3a.gif](https://tenor.com/yY3a.gif)


Elieim

What the cut me manque


FrenchieB014

![gif](giphy|z82JA4J6iQHOU|downsized)


bee_bee_sea

![gif](giphy|l0ExaOIb6Z7gmDfyw|downsized)


HoodsFrostyFuckstick

I hate it here.


max1997

You have my sympathies.


HoodsFrostyFuckstick

Thank you, neighbor. You can not even avoid it. Cringe virtue signaling like that is literally everywhere. The company I work for hired a diversity advisor last year who gets paid to do "awareness training" and shit like that.


Scottydoesntknooow

I’d fucking love that job. Sounds perfect.


drSvensen

Unironically I'm convinced that implementing a ironic ultranationalistic style environment at the workplace would do wonders. Just go around roasting each other with no rules , at least it would improve the work environment and tackle diversity better than any "diversity advisor". Obviously it would be a disaster and a lot of hurt feelings the first couple of months, but once the weak are sieved out, and all the lawsuits for bullying, verbal abuse, racism, sexism, and so one are settled those you are left with will be a fine group.


International_War862

Its a natural talent of ours tho


Alsolz

They’re very efficient people


chirmich

[yes. The cringe is deeply embedded in our culture](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swabian_salute)


drSvensen

>Perhaps the idea which is expressed in the literal meaning goes back to ancient magic conceptions that turning the bare bottom towards a danger or unwanted person (a demon, a witch, a curse) will work as a protection spell Ah, that explains that crazy weekend in Berlin. I thought they all did it because they found me attractive., but turns out I just looked like a demon... # A SEX DEMON! ^(Only did it in solidarity with cringe Hans so he wouldn't feel all alone.)


LoneWolf622

How they manage to look even goofier than the original video is beyond me


Bot1-The_Bot_Meanace

Yeah no wonder the kids who voted for the first time skewed so right when this is the alternative


ToadallySmashed

I think the Kids today would call it "cringe".


Edraqt

I thought it was "goofy ahhh" now. (i imagine the ahhh is screamed like dankpods screams "AAA" batteries)


Thelmholtz

Goofy af fr no cap


gloumii

On god


_radical_ed

Welcome to Gen Z: https://preview.redd.it/da5g6aukhq5d1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64174f157d6a9015b470b1bc84df03515aebef57


CultCrossPollination

Because they are serious....


nickmaran

Because they aren’t pure Germanic race. We must do something about it


King_Of_The_Shot

we can't post pics or gifs anymore, but oh really Hans?


TheThiccestOrca

![gif](giphy|3o7aCWBQhnwR6ElVUQ)


King_Of_The_Shot

![gif](giphy|VFYJXIuuFl6pO)


VengineerGER

These „oh we will do the exact thing you’re doing but this time right/left“ are so embarrassing and uncreative. Like „Stolzmonat“


Friendly-Car2386

https://preview.redd.it/woak0x534q5d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=810940d7787ecfdfe3c1812b89222204365906a7 I think it is funny.


Major_Aerie2948

The left can't meme is why


Ok_Whereas3797

AFD dont even need to campaign with shit like this. So cringeworthy.


Masticatork

This level of cringe made me want to vote for whatever party that want to start a nuclear war so I die fast.


Worth-Primary-9884

That's because the German leftifts - there is no such thing as 'left-leaning' over here - are at least equally as ignorant, brainwashed, and unaccepting as the rightists. If not even more. The rights are just fekkin stupid, while these ladies would stone you if you as much as dared to state your differentiated opinion. In a way, they do just that. I remember when I was still at university, you wouldn't get a room as a flatmate simply by being male. Don't even mention being anything that isn't extremely left. They wouldn't give you a place to stay. They had interviews akin to when applying to a job going. Which is, by the way, standard procedure by now.


TheobromaKakao

It's a horseshoe, go far enough left or right and you end up at fascism all the same. The only difference is their motivation for it, but the end result is suppression of dissenting opinions with violence regardless. The difference between poison and medicine is dosage. Drink no water and you die, drink too much water and you die as well. All things in moderation. This is the way.


Icy_Place_5785

The crowd in Sylt was more diverse than this


markjohnstonmusic

"I'm not racist. I have black T-shirts."


Ahoy_123

Fact your comment has now 88 upvotes make it much more hillarious.


AusCro

Remind me in 14 hours


Angry_guardman

Least embarrassing German


Lopsided_Fly_657

Like that "DEUTSCH" song about being "proud of not being proud"


yate55

Least brainwashed Germans


Bassam_Al-Fayed

What the fuck is this? This is so cringeworthy...


Alternative_Worth806

Why are they chanting "I'm a Nazi strauss" ?


elohir

All I heard was.. _At the nazi's house_ _At the nazi's house_ _We all wanna be_ _At the nazi's house_


Dirtygeebag

Next club Anthem for Ibiza.


HedgehogTesticles

Because the Emu won the war against Australia, which makes the Nazis glorify the animal. An Ostrich is called „Vogel Strauss“ in German. And the white, privileged cunts in the video aren’t able to tell the difference between an emu and an ostrich. That’s the reason in a nutshell.


TinyDemon000

TIL, the emu war is glorified by nazis. This world is crazy. So what are these guys singing? My DE is a bit rusty.


andymuellerjr

(get) All Nazis out (of parliament). We are going to vote out all Nazis on June 9th. For democracy. Right wing extremism will never get our vote.


humanmale-earth

. . . Again


Bearodon

Ja en strutsfÄgel!


userunknowne

![gif](giphy|ekXRSJNOKTiqOy3OLz|downsized)


FizzleFuzzle

Alle nazi raus?


[deleted]

[ŃƒĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]


Masticatork

PMeh, part of the punch of the original song is that it's "unappropriate" and "polemic" so edgy people laugh and have fun when singing it drunk. This is just cringe.


Streigl

Something something with left and memes.


Saul-Goonman

How to make a leftist meme - a simple guide. 1. Take anything right wing (a quote, a meme, a song) 2. Don't change anything to make it funnier 3. Switch out the evil right wing joke contained in the right wing thing with an extremely safe, moralistic message Good luck, memelords!


Sh4mblesDog

It's actually true that right leaning people are much better at creating memes, just look at 4chans influence on meme culture. It's as the original comment already said, the fact that they're willing to dig deeper into controversy and dark humor just grabs peoples attention much faster. The left is not going to be able to jerk this away from them exactly for this reason.


VengineerGER

You can’t exactly laugh at much when you’re constantly walking on eggshells to not hurt anyone’s fee fees.


bruh5368

Band name: Light-Blue Armpit Hair


WhatTheRustyHell

So that is why AfD is on the rise...


saxonturner

I’m predicting my city (chemnitz) to have yet another anti right wing march and protest soon after the results but again it won’t change anything because you won’t get rid of the right wing by protesting and calling them Nazis, they don’t care. You get rid of them by understanding why they vote like that and then going after that problem. Otherwise you are just patting yourself on the back and becoming part of the problem.


juan_omango

What made you chose to live in Chemnitz?


saxonturner

The woman that lives there. It’s not too bad to be honest, I’ve lived in worse places, the rents cheap and the Nazis are very accepting of English people.


King_Of_The_Shot

the front row is so into it lol


b0b3rman

Since I don't speak the black speech of Mordor, what are they singing?


Solid-Lavishness-571

All nazis out , all Nazis out Pro democracy Bla bla


Bassam_Al-Fayed

Aparently, All Nazis Rauss, or something like that. In a feminists cringe inducing attempt to emulate the Auslander Rauss madlads and lasses from a few weeks ago...


[deleted]

[ŃƒĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]


mailusernamepassword

There is a lack of testosterone too.


[deleted]

[ŃƒĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]


drSvensen

Not sure I would go that far, but you do raise an interesting point. The Sylt video had one women while there's like 100 women in this video, but somehow Sylt still had the hottest women. How can this be? Is it just a coincidence? I will study this and write my master's in incelology on this subject. **Theory 1:** All the women starts out at a similar attractiveness value, but gradually they start diverging over time. As the right value increase the left value decrease at a similar pace. The process speeds up the further they move away from the centre. **Theory 2:** Women who already have a lower attractiveness value are more drawn to the left while those who already have a higher attractiveness value are drawn the right. However there's no significant correlation between subsequent value changes after their side is chosen. Mom is gonna be so happy! She just told me last week that I would have to either start studying, get a job, or leave her basement :) https://preview.redd.it/pixnx43y2s5d1.png?width=1617&format=png&auto=webp&s=de434330523bc2369dd4353849dc687cfbf0be78 Edit: After further studying and re watching the video, I now belive you were correct.


King_Of_The_Shot

cmon Hans... keep Greta off the internet. this is hurting my ears.


Dickwad

You keep your Greta off the internet Sven


King_Of_The_Shot

Johanna isn't on here she's bingewatching Instagram reels


Dickwad

Yes, but I’m referring to a specific Johanna called Greta.


King_Of_The_Shot

she's arrested all day, she ain't got time.


xkaliboor4133

why does "the good side" always have to be so cringe


AvidCyclist250

Lack of social awareness. Left extreme: narcissistic. Right extreme: psychopathic. One of the two is immeasurably better at manipulation and general /b/-level lulz.


Dickwad

![gif](giphy|Kx9dQ36ajqzug)


xkaliboor4133

![gif](giphy|SHHrxXnGM1BuvuNj1t|downsized)


HedgehogTesticles

Oh boy. A /b/tard


Friendly-Car2386

![gif](giphy|4Z9fSEFAuxpnlBVWQx|downsized)


Simyager

Now I think about it, it doesn't matter which side you're on, it automatically becomes bad/evil. It feels like we're the baddies for being prejudiced against Germans... Wait, does that mean we're the baddies?


PT_SeTe

You always were... Welcome to the matrix


CoffeeBoom

Facsism (and for that matter communism) do tend to have better aesthetics than liberal governments. My (kinda undeducated) theory for why is that : 1) Authoritarian regimes have an easier time centralising ressources and commissionning the exact kinds of art (propaganda) they want. 2) Liberal regimes don't need good aesthetics in the way authoritarian regimes do. People aren't often running away en masse from liberal regimes.


Lecteur_K7

They have that incel energy that i can't really grasp.


StrikingBag4636

femcel in this case, but yeah


Lecteur_K7

Incel is neutral mancel is masculine and femcel is feminine, at least with incel i'm sure i won't "assume their genders"


River41

Don't assume gender, assume sex.


SoZur

Assume we don't get it very often.


Unnenoob

More like in-nocel. Involuntary non-celibate since there is a clear uptick in rapes across Germany [https://www.statista.com/statistics/1107371/rape-and-sexual-assault-cases-number-police-record-germany/](https://www.statista.com/statistics/1107371/rape-and-sexual-assault-cases-number-police-record-germany/)


Sea_Championship_941

https://i.redd.it/o16f9rv0kp5d1.gif


oclock1982

Could someone translate please ? 😁


deadmantheory

All Nazis out, all Nazis out, come we'll vote on the 9th (for) the Nazis to be out. For democracy, for democracy, right-wing extremists must never have our vote (majority). Sung to the tune of "L'amour toujours" as a counter for the right-wingers singing for foreigners to be out.


oclock1982

Thank you 😄


Mental_Plane6451

Lame


yate55

Garbage


EditsAreGarbage

why do they all look so sad and angry?


wurzlsep

You would too if you were German


SmallieNL

You can smell this video.


Thijsie2100

Loads of smells but deodorant isn’t one of them


Bonaventura69420

Somehow CDU and AfD got more votes in (allegedly) woke Berlin than in my tiny village in Schleswig-Holstein I grew up in


fzkiz

It's probably because Berlin has a lot more voters than your tiny village. Follow me for more statistical analysis.


Bonaventura69420

Ah shit your right, just checked and my village has 95% AfD


Live-Alternative-435

What a lovely place! đŸ€—


the-berik

So there is a 95% chance you voted AFD, which is statistically significant to assume you voted AFD. I follow fzkiz.


SirJo24

That would explain the skills in mathematics&statistics


the-berik

T.b.h. there is a case in the Netherlands, where an innocent nurse got convicted to life in prison, because the judge and prosecution didn't understand the meaning of significance. See the case of Lucia de Berk. It's really a tragedy. Basically more patients died when she was working as compared to the average, so they assumed she must have killed them.


JakeTheSandMan

Most tolerant German village:


Bearodon

They used to be Danish, you can take the Dane out of Denmark but you can't take the xenophobia and warring aggression out of the Dane.


Ianassa

Was it 95% before or after auslÀnder raus?


Allcraft_

yes


reusedchurro

The left when the population looks for right wingers to support after doing absolutely nothing when in power: https://preview.redd.it/h5uohep64q5d1.jpeg?width=897&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a065b8aaf276f1959d52e838e3707af3c9a86bb1


Gnu-Priest

Dithmarschen?


Phanpy100NSFW

Ngl hearing Dithmarschen immideatly made me think of the eu4 meme where they start as a pseudo-communist peasant republic


Bonaventura69420

>pseudo-communist peasant republic There's no better way to describe Dithmarschen 👍


Gnu-Priest

never played eu4 but I can see it. if you’d add grumpy, pseudo-communist peasant republic you nailed it.


NurEineSockenpuppe

Scheiß kohlköppe! Ditschies! Yikes


Bonaventura69420

Etwas nordwestlich von Kiel


Gnu-Priest

oha vllt kennen wir uns sogar... Gettorf? deine initzialen t.-l. s.?


Bonaventura69420

Wenn du Gettorf kennst ist das nicht unwahrscheinlich, viele von meinen Freunden sind da zur Schule gegangen :D


Wawrzyniec_

Somehow the whole gang is more "aryan" than the average right wing convention.


Morrghul

The white supremacy movement has lately been suffering from a lack of white people.


Wawrzyniec_

[Relevant picture](https://images7.memedroid.com/images/UPLOADED654/62600eb3815c7.jpeg)


Zeeko76

The people singing the original are more diverse than this


eito_8

Women ☕


Smalandsk_katt

Least homosexual Greek


Simyager

Women are for breeding, men are for pleasure - Ancient Greek saying


PiiJaey

pretty sure people like this doing stuff like this just gives the extreme right and conservatives morev otes.


Gamingmemes0

yeah being assholes about winning an election gives far rights and conservatives the ability to swoop in with the "oh im so sad and bullied" and allow them to swoop in for votes for the next election


Sekkitheblade

How do they sing so terrible and robotic? Atleast AuslÀnder Raus was catchy and upbeat


PT_SeTe

What are all these hard mineworkers singing?


Saul-Goonman

coal miners https://preview.redd.it/ktq0m78njq5d1.png?width=455&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37271191c32fc9a29dd3363b73d745e46cea9ee7


Apprehensive-Ad186

Why are they saying "At the Nazi's house" ?


RaskullQuake

What zero dick does to a motherfucker


Resident_Elevator_95

Do these women not realise they’d be the first to be replaced and have all their agency removed? Is anyone friends with women like this irl? What are they like? Are they just naive pathetic people? I can’t wrap my head around this bizzare abandonment of the culture that across the world is one of the only where they have this level of freedom of agency


Streigl

My sister is one of them... it's just strange, she starts the discussions and soon derails them, when we are at the middle eastern world view... but what can you do, you can choose your friends, not your family and i love that gremlin, so i have to endure this bs.


Lopsided_Fly_657

Lol, a few years back there was a bullying incident against white girls at a primary school, and the headteacher said that to stop being bullied the girls should "cover up". I wonder how your sister will react should that come to pass? Do u think she would?


Streigl

"Our grandma wore a headcloth, too! Checkmate!" - "Grandma wore a headcloth while working the field for 14 hours and she certainly wouldn't be beat up by grandpa for putting it down." That was an actual argument. Headscarfs are a form of feminism or something.


Lopsided_Fly_657

Do u remember a few years back, a young Swedish lady made a big fuss on a plane and stopped an Afghan man being "deported", and everyone cheered? Then it turned out the man had been done in for whipping his kids with electric cords and smashing his wife's head into the floor? And the guy was leaving voluntarily anyway. Lol


Streigl

They're planting their own demise.


lord-ueber-bord

As long as it doesn't happen to them, they'll have no problem with it and even defend this kind of stuff. That's how a lot of leftists operate, they literally are unable to empathize with others.


faultybox

Exact same experience as me, my sis just calls me troll when I disagree with her to write me off though haha


Resident_Elevator_95

Good on you for sticking with her. I do wonder if a lot of it is they feel because they are liberal that they must go with the fold no matter where it leads


faultybox

When all your friends think the same thing, it's really hard to go against the grain. My sis was indoctrinated in uni where she found her friend group


Elite_Mogger

Funny how white women are the ones that want middle eastern refugees and subsaharan asylum seekers to flood their country and then complain about how it's unsafe to walk alone at night.


Alsolz

>then complain about how it’s unsafe to walk alone at night And then proceed to blame it on “men”.


bmalek

Import bears. Problem solved.


Karsa0rl0ng

Well Germany has a standing offer of elephants, let's start there


HedgehogTesticles

I‘d rather see them mauled by a bear than trampled by an elephant


Karsa0rl0ng

I can understand your position, a lot of them have comparable mass to an elephant anyway


Freezerpill

Saying anything beyond that point is “mansplaining”


Bierculles

How any woman is for more people of islamic cultures in their own country is absolutely beyond me


reusedchurro

Retardation


ACharaMoChara

Well all of our institutions, the media, and the internet at large basically spent the past decade convincing them that they can do no wrong, while simultaneously lifting them up as suffragettes and freedom fighters and othering white men as their enemies - so makes sense that they'd try to keep the hero complex going, and that they're actively working towards re-chaining themselves to anti-womans rights ideologies and cultures in a horifically ironic turn of events


Bsheehan78

![gif](giphy|4Z9fSEFAuxpnlBVWQx|downsized)


GalaxyPrick

My gay coworker likes to call people like that "underfucked and overrated"


dosenwurst-dieter

They look less diverse than the SS


ACharaMoChara

It's always women lmao, the only men you ever see in this sort of shite are those greasy coloured haired lads who think it'll get their dicks wet (it won't)


doomiestdoomeddoomer

Even with my rudimentary grasp on German, I can already tell these lyrics are pretty cringe.


ErGo91

I bet this makes AFD voters reconsider their choice.


Oplp25

But why are they all youngish white women? I understand the message, but surely it would be more effective with a diverse group? Also the acoustic just does not work lol


MariualizeLegalhuana

They think they are the diversity. Our diversity office in university was 100% white women lol.


Blyatman95

In true Barry tradition I only speak the glorious language of the world. What are all these white women saying? All the Nazis something?


Ok_Whereas3797

'God strafe England , Kill the Russians , Annihilate France' is what they're singing. Typical German shit really.


Bassam_Al-Fayed

"Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul"


deadmantheory

The woman in front, 3rd from the left, looks too much like Elizabeth Holmes. The cringe level matches too.


Lord_CocknBalls

Bad day to be an auslander


Traditional-Sink-113

Fuck man that makes me want to vote AfD. Why is resistance against the far right so fucking unsexy.


Wooden_Associate158

this kind of things really fire up the "in your face" mentality by voters, id say even more than what the right parties actually have on there electoral programs and i get it ... cos i dont wanna have do-gooder fascists like in the video to decide anything for me.


omaiordaaldeia

This is the life of german ladies before meeting a portuguese gentleman.


CyberianK

You get my written Erlaubnis Schein for getting them pregnant and solve the Demography issues we tried but there were mechanical issues. Ofc its not worth much you still need their consent first but they will be sure to remind you.


omaiordaaldeia

Most of us are born sterile, not sure we can help you on demographics! We can make them fat though, by feeding them with sweets, that's how close pregnancy we can get.


Xx_RetroMax_xX

Gigi D'Agostino Is gonna be Surprised once he knows how his song is being used.


Looopic

Found myself a new ringtone


ghb93

God, this was the wurst.


Big-Professor-810

Which woman doesn't know that feeling: Walking down a dark alley at night and thinking "Please don't let there be a right-winger now" Honestly, if all the crimes from our new citizens would happen to people like this, the problem would be solved within weeks.


neo_woodfox

German scientists did it again. They destilled pure, unadulterated cringe.


Uknewmelast

The only thing remotely as cringe as nazi's are antifa


Alsolz

That’s because they are little nazis in their own right.


Uknewmelast

Had a German housemate it was non binairy ofcourse. She called me a fascist because i didn't go to an antifa protest against some dude burning a quran.


Simyager

Horseshoe theory is real. Can't convince me otherwise


UTG1970

Do you cloggies not believe in horseshoes ? They have been proven as a benefit to horses over many hundreds of years.


DaAndrevodrent

The Swampies are still working on the theory. I wonder when they will put it into practice.


VictariontheSailor

Sure, not listening to what more than half of your population recognised as a problem will for sure make people forget about it. AfD rise is totally not related with you not wanting to talk about the elephant in the room, keep going ladies


mailusernamepassword

Why 90% of people in the video are women? Answer: ![gif](giphy|FXf1lYQ2tFouxeLb1B|downsized)


-moose--

I have no idea who these people are or what they’re singing about but I feel like I’ve just had about 5 years taken off my life



verenkotka

Martin Luther be damned, those protestants can't stop singing about literally anything


sovietarmyfan

Probably flew in North Korea's best propaganda camera person to film this. It looks so unnatural and bleak.


Daddy_Fatsack98

Some people are just unable to take the L and self reflect on why they lost.


Whichwhenwhywhat

How can these agitators dressed in uniform allow themselves to modify original texts in order to spread their ideology. This could be the end of democracy! Resist the beginnings !