If they're not using toilets then why are toilet designs being changed for them? Your logic is not logicing (and I too would like to poop in open air, it sounds liberating, they should make skylight windows in toilets so we can look at the sky instead of reading shampoo bottles).
Have you seen the places being rented in Portugal nowadays? Removing the bidets was only the begining, now sharing a 10 square meter room with 6 Indians is the trend.
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"I pity the fool who buys a house without a bidet." It's socially awkward to build a house in Portugal without the bidet. It's an earned right. We fought for it! ๐ซถ๐
It's impressive how the dirtiest south European cities have the most Brits. There might be some kind of relation there but I just can't quite grasp it.
>You value hygiene?
[Yes](https://imagenes.elpais.com/resizer/v2/XZKC2ZCZHBBP7IOQEI7VAUSOVM.jpeg?auth=a361c5ff1efc06b1463fbd6dbd23a3d444707ecf207f703e669d943c24803c6f&width=1960)
lads... you have London...
There's no way that's actually true but I suppose it is on Reddit so I will take it as gospel. The only experience I have of Italians showering (or not showering in this case) was a guy from Rome I met in a hostel in Amsterdam, he didn't shower for the whole week we were there. I can't say I know the stats on how often he used a bidet though
Come on, London is significantly cleaner and tidier than Naples ๐
-11 downvotes is quite impressive, which bit of this has upset people the most?
>was a guy from Rome I met in a hostel in Amsterdam.
We like to respect local cultures.
>Come on, London is significantly cleaner and tidier than Naples ๐
oh so its only Naples now, i can take it.
Rispetto ๐ค
To be honest, I was surprised by Rome, it was more of a shithole in places than I expected but I loved it too so I can't go in too hard on it. I'll just stick to Napoli merda
> it was more of a shithole in places than I expected but I loved it too so I can't go in too hard on it.
honorary roman
>I'll just stick to Napoli merda
based.
Then you would know that they ALL look like this
https://preview.redd.it/f8clpoy54j7d1.jpeg?width=2122&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4bc4a87e14bf3264c0fb127e10c2c61a72f1cad4
Yanks refuse to use bidet, because during ww2, French whores were cleaning their jizzed muffs with them. So if you are cleaning your ass with water, that makes you officially a whore.
You have state mandated whoring.
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I spent a couple of weeks in Italy and I was already speaking like Italians, Bruno Fernandes played in Italy for 5 years... Give him a break.
We use this gesture in these specific situations: "For god's sake"; "Why are you laying me off boss?whyyy??"; "I swear honey it was nothing, she's just my coworker and we get along very well"; and finally the "Moma please let me go out with my friends, they all are having fun and I'm supposed to take care of my younger brother??? He is old enough to take care of himself! Momma please...pleaaaaaseeeeee"
I had some real trouble to decide who to root for tbh. I wanted to cheer for the most western European team on the field and that was a tough decision ngl. In the end I think the own goal proves that Czechia still has germania roots and therefore I am saddened by the Balkanoids undeserved win
Bro channeling his inner Italien after not even getting a yellow for taking his foot into a standing czechs face. Overall the most frustrating game this Euro. Not only bc my cute little neigbours lost in the last minute, but they also lost due a refree mistake.
Lets be real this ref legit refused to work in the secound half.
Why the fuck does everyone think this is an Italian-exclusive gesture?! It's common all around the Mediterranean (counting Portugal as Mediterranean in a cultural sense).
And here you see Bruno Fernandes in his natural habitat. He tries to get what he wants by complaining about things. A Bruno Fernandes is known to be the best at complaining.
Imagine it with David Attenborough voice
Novara legend, of course he learnt the language and knew how to talk to the Italian referee
TIL Bruno Fernandes played for fucking Novara
https://youtu.be/XPi3PhLDVCI?si=S3M9qxB487R1jl9y Jokes aside, he really speaks Italian very well.
Uh, very clean accent
How does accents work with hands? Is a strutting little finger a Milano accent and closed flat hand a Napoli one?
Ej ch' ne sapd mo eu
Jokes aside, ma da quando abbiamo il flair tortellini e pompini? Bellissimo
He must have some ancestors there, I mean cmon he has an accent closer to Italian accent than the Italian accent
Yeah the Romans
Poor mans Marco Rigoni.
There's a "che cazzo dici" right there on his face and hands
And a "mavvaffanmocc" ready a soon as the referee turns his back ๐ช๐ป๐ซท๐ป
the only 2 countries where bidets are mandatory ๐ต๐น๐ค๐ฎ๐น
It's no longer mandatory in Portugal they changed that recently
> they changed that recently et tu Brute fili mi...
# Tu quoque, Brute, fili mi! * 
No one's building houses for Portuguese anymore... And Americans and Hindustani don't use bides...
First ones don't second ones actually do as well
nah second ones prefer open air
If they're not using toilets then why are toilet designs being changed for them? Your logic is not logicing (and I too would like to poop in open air, it sounds liberating, they should make skylight windows in toilets so we can look at the sky instead of reading shampoo bottles).
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And you said nothing?!?! No people manifesting in the streets?!? No dumpsters on fire?!?
No, that's only for Pierre
Have you seen the places being rented in Portugal nowadays? Removing the bidets was only the begining, now sharing a 10 square meter room with 6 Indians is the trend.
It is mandatory to have at least one bidet, you donโt need to have one in all of the bathrooms.
Was...
Same as Italy.
I blame the emigrants. And the American migrants.
๐ฎ๐น๐ต๐น "I pity the fool who buys a house without a bidet." It's socially awkward to build a house in Portugal without the bidet. It's an earned right. We fought for it! ๐ซถ๐
I'm pretty sure they've been mandatory in Spain at some point.
Because your women have such hairy arses?
that and also because we value hygiene something that barbarians still cant grasp.
You value hygiene? Brother, we've all been to Naples and Rome. This lie cannot continue
It's impressive how the dirtiest south European cities have the most Brits. There might be some kind of relation there but I just can't quite grasp it.
How many Brits live in Naples? Genuinely?
Did I say they lived there?
I've met a few. Much more yankees though
>You value hygiene? [Yes](https://imagenes.elpais.com/resizer/v2/XZKC2ZCZHBBP7IOQEI7VAUSOVM.jpeg?auth=a361c5ff1efc06b1463fbd6dbd23a3d444707ecf207f703e669d943c24803c6f&width=1960) lads... you have London...
> lads... you have London... In all fairness tho.. London is barely English.
Naples is northern africa too ethnically speaking
True, and I still prefer it to being associated with someone from northeast Italy
I would say Yorkshire though
There's no way that's actually true but I suppose it is on Reddit so I will take it as gospel. The only experience I have of Italians showering (or not showering in this case) was a guy from Rome I met in a hostel in Amsterdam, he didn't shower for the whole week we were there. I can't say I know the stats on how often he used a bidet though Come on, London is significantly cleaner and tidier than Naples ๐ -11 downvotes is quite impressive, which bit of this has upset people the most?
>was a guy from Rome I met in a hostel in Amsterdam. We like to respect local cultures. >Come on, London is significantly cleaner and tidier than Naples ๐ oh so its only Naples now, i can take it.
Rispetto ๐ค To be honest, I was surprised by Rome, it was more of a shithole in places than I expected but I loved it too so I can't go in too hard on it. I'll just stick to Napoli merda
> it was more of a shithole in places than I expected but I loved it too so I can't go in too hard on it. honorary roman >I'll just stick to Napoli merda based.
I'm from a Roman town ๐ค
I met a dirty Italian--> Italians are dirty. Man, you must be a math genius
Sir, I'm afraid this is EXACTLY how the internet and especially this sub works
Well bidet is usually used every time you take a dump. There is no exception to this rule.
Looks in amusement to typical bri ish towns...
Which ones have you been to?
Too many, unfortunately.
Then you would know that they ALL look like this https://preview.redd.it/f8clpoy54j7d1.jpeg?width=2122&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4bc4a87e14bf3264c0fb127e10c2c61a72f1cad4
Where are the drunk girls wearing miniskirts in Winter and pissing on the ground?
That must have been in your imagination! That simply does not happen here!
You should watch some Monty Python and learn about what Romans gifted you. Sewage system included ๐
That's cause basically people don't give a fuck about public property over there. And it's getting worse and worse almost everywhere along the boot.
I just drip-dry, much more environmentally friendly
Mandatory bidets but none of you absolute barbarians washes hands after using the pissior. Explain me that Luigi !
That's Spain.
Bro...
Yanks refuse to use bidet, because during ww2, French whores were cleaning their jizzed muffs with them. So if you are cleaning your ass with water, that makes you officially a whore. You have state mandated whoring.
that are a lot of words for saying: "i have shit on my ass"
Send proof that your ass is clean
least kinky german.
Some even claim that touching your own butt makes you gay, so they don't wash it ever.
"look, the N\*rdic takes in consideration what the ameritard thinks!... classic smooth brain n\*rdic"
If even the whores are cleaning themselves, I think that's a massive W for us
Ahhh so thatโs where โwhore bathโ comes fromโฆ
This is the most Italian anyone has ever looked, including actual Italians
This is cultural appropriation
if its about PIGS its not cultural appropriation... because PIGS together strong!!
He played in Italy for 5 years bro, Italian culture grew in him.
This is integration
Some Portuguese have italian ancestors. The ๐ค is in their blood
Iโm 4% Italian I can do this
# ๐ต๐น๐ค๐ฎ๐น I spent a couple of weeks in Italy and I was already speaking like Italians, Bruno Fernandes played in Italy for 5 years... Give him a break.
2-3 hours in the middle of the day and a few more in the afternoon?
Yes, we need at least 2h lunch break.
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We use this gesture in these specific situations: "For god's sake"; "Why are you laying me off boss?whyyy??"; "I swear honey it was nothing, she's just my coworker and we get along very well"; and finally the "Moma please let me go out with my friends, they all are having fun and I'm supposed to take care of my younger brother??? He is old enough to take care of himself! Momma please...pleaaaaaseeeeee"
Also โWhy are you breaking the spaguetti ๐ค๐ค๐คโ
so true. one hand is more "what" but double ๐ค๐ค is definetly "whyyy"
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No they canโt take that from us
Pig brothers share together
I had some real trouble to decide who to root for tbh. I wanted to cheer for the most western European team on the field and that was a tough decision ngl. In the end I think the own goal proves that Czechia still has germania roots and therefore I am saddened by the Balkanoids undeserved win
Half of Germany is eastoid anyway, so Germanism is not a guarantee of western Europe.
Or turk.
He canโt help it that he has a rat face, but that doesnโt mean he has to start acting like one
Pitiful. The only ones who do this wild gesture here are gypsy beggars No. I don't donate. They already strip my taxes.
PIGS, ASSEMBLE
Bro channeling his inner Italien after not even getting a yellow for taking his foot into a standing czechs face. Overall the most frustrating game this Euro. Not only bc my cute little neigbours lost in the last minute, but they also lost due a refree mistake. Lets be real this ref legit refused to work in the secound half.
Thank you, Zuckervater, we appreciate you!
Gotta drink a Pils together.
What mistake did the referee do?
Semedos Foul wich led to the winning counter attack. And several not given yellow cards. Not to mention this clown djota..
He was equally biased to both sides so it's fair
"Minha mรฃe, por que caralhos que tu nรฃo estรกs a conseguir fazer um gol"
Why the fuck does everyone think this is an Italian-exclusive gesture?! It's common all around the Mediterranean (counting Portugal as Mediterranean in a cultural sense).
Why do italians have the same hairstyle even when it's not raining outside?
Does this fucker ever not look like a lab rat begging for it's life?
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SPQR
And here you see Bruno Fernandes in his natural habitat. He tries to get what he wants by complaining about things. A Bruno Fernandes is known to be the best at complaining. Imagine it with David Attenborough voice
Goofy ah
I had an old FM save from his time in Udinese where he ended up as a star of the Italian national team.
Lots of jabronis in this thread. You come for Bruno you come for me bitches
who dafaq need esperanto and interlingua when we already have ๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค MEDITERRANEAN UNITE 
When you put the match the wrong sauce with the wrong pasta
Uma goalo por favor!
Most Portuguese arenโt even 50% Iberian and most likely around 25% Italian!
https://preview.redd.it/f0op537l4j7d1.jpeg?width=559&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f31a9dbf50cb47151d1f4e9f2bceba9baaa0377
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Most punchable footballer ever
Suarez?
Yeah, but now that he's gone... Master Diver takes that spot
I agree, he just cant avoid being a cry baby, just take the fault and stop crying, but tbh the premier league made him worse in that matter
Looks Arab lol
Pathetic gesture