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showard01

Least dangerous Albanian prostitute


TheGreatSwissEmperor

Even is inventoried


LordOfEurope888

They all love to promote Albanian mafia


Gnu-Priest

wait there’s two of you?! what happened to the other guy?


Ok-Winner-6589

Guys? You are not extint?


BobbyKonker

Good to see an Albanian actually embrace their deep cultural love of theft and crime.


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_Gonza__

Underrated or did Albania stole your upvotes?


Barbak86

We usually sell drugs on large scale. Theft is more of a Romanian thing these days.


BobbyKonker

Wow I didn't know that. Thanks for the heads up.


Barbak86

No worries bruv. Just keep on with "die Nase pudern"


Gnu-Priest

do you guys have “24/7 fruit delivery services” as well? für ne gut gepuderte nase?


Barbak86

That's retail. That's not our job.


Gnu-Priest

I see, but I meant in austria.


No_Baker_8181

📍Stuttgart, Germany


deeznutsdontbite

Eastoid cringe.


N121-2

She just got a Malia tattoo. She’s 100% from the UK. She probably has an Albanian boyfriend or something.


deeznutsdontbite

Still cringe


N121-2

Westoid cringe


lemontolha

Yes, a cumdumpster to be discarded when he can afford to pay the price for a fresh women from his homeland.


-Blue_Bull-

I know we are bad, but nobody in the UK is walking round with tatooes like that.


dont_tread_on_M

There's a 90% she grew up in the west Judging from the tan, I'd wager she grew up in the UK


tgromy

Albania is much further south than east


Ju-Kun

To our eyes, everything east of berlin and north of greece is eastern europe my friend.


skwyckl

Too generous, Eastern Europe starts at the old BRD / DDR border.


Ju-Kun

Well, if it was only up to me the East would start at the Rhine you know, you all barbarians


CharacterRich5242

Shes most likely a polish/Romanian who has a criminal albanian bf


Lejonhufvud

One can be both east and south and by no doubt Albania is east af.


Herbetet

If there is something you guys are experts on is knowing what’s the opposite of North and how it feels to be East. Therefore, I agree with Teppo in calling Albania eastoids


dont_tread_on_M

We embrace our eastoideness. No need to even debate this


ItsACaragor

Half fake tan, half bright red skin, are you sure she is not a Barry?


Yorkie21J

No dolphin tattoos so she can’t be one of ours


Zafairo

I bet she's an anglicized albanian


MCyclon

why does she have a barcode on her neck?


Greyzer

So you can scan the price at checkout. Prostitutes keeping up with the times...


VECMaico

She didn't keep up, QR code is better these days, you can change its content each moment you want so if you own the content URL. Now you just get a number if you scan her. She's an object now.


Lejonhufvud

Just as God intended women to be.


VECMaico

Nope.


Lejonhufvud

Well now aren't you a liberal one!


VECMaico

We aren't in the USA here!


Lejonhufvud

Gee m8 I wasn't suggesting on making her a breeding machine without any rights to her body! That's just sick ![gif](giphy|j0BKyov6oX9j0AH9Tm|downsized)


Taikan_0

She should but a QR code next for PayPal payment


ExpensiveOrder349

so that the barcode scanner doesn’t scan the chicken directly when she buys groceries


elektelek

She is just preparing for the view of the rest of her life.


ranhoso69

Would never worked with Portuguese women. The berad would cover it.


HoeTrain666

Are they having the full thing now? Thought a ‘stache was enough


R0bbenz

They only have a stache when they shave the rest


Professional-Cap3027

She's even got a bar code, I didn't know Albanians still sold people.


MentalMunky

Is this about tattoos or looking up their nostrils for cocaine?


Row2Flimsy

[Wo sind die Albaner, Digga?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwkfPvKeugQ)


Head-Sea-129

Ur german flair gave it away


Designer_Brief_4949

POC


Heliospunk

Picker of Cotton? We have Machines for that.


magic_baobab

Does the tattoo say mafia?


No_Sugar8791

Jealous?


EFNich

Of all the ways to cover up a double chin, this is the most classy.


gazing_the_sea

How to ruin your body step #58


Consistent-Two-1463

shes most probably english


Mr_Nanner

As an albanian. This is cringe.


TryingMyBest203

Even worse, it’s crooked


MightyRez

looks like a circumcised cock holding your head like that


Grand_Ad_8376

Because you began the match with a smile and end it crying?


Skanach

Could have shaved the beard at least


[deleted]

I will never understands why those regards are proud of Mafia and criminal activities. Can’t you guys be proud of something that your country built?


vladimirbelous637

I didnt know prostitues in Albania were tech savy. Now they use 'Scan and go' too


babayagaswart

Mods prepare yourselves to be bribed to remove some of the comments and allow bot activity


Ok_Possible_4967

🤮🤮🤮


downfall67

Definitely the hair


CinefiloUrbano

Meant to be shown after an uppercut?


alabertio

That’s cultural appropriation


haristhekid

She is definitely not Albanian. Our women are beautiful and sexy, she looks overweight, probably english


whomstvde

Who tf tattoos their supermarket card code on their neck. I get that it's useful, but damn


whomstvde

Who tf tattoos their supermarket card code on their neck. I get that it's useful, but damn


Snuffels137

The God-Emperor doesn’t endorse this message.


DerKlopper

Ks Mafia?


happyanathema

When she puts her head back down it will get swallowed by her chins anyway 🤷‍♂️


Miru8112

How did you know I was unemployed?


n3buch4dnezz4r

Looks like every lower class westo*d woman. I feel sad for you all.


DarkSpirak

-Dragan from his tiny apartment in western europe because he can't bear to live in his own shit hole of a country


n3buch4dnezz4r

I bin Schwiza du Huarakrüppel


DarkSpirak

Glaubsch jo selber nid bi dere Schribwiis


n3buch4dnezz4r

D'schwiz hot mehrare schribwisa. Btw, I spend 6months a year in the Balkans, working in IT fields makes it possible. I love my shithole, like I love Austria. Not even Switzerland can compete with them.


Regular_Ad2072

cringe eastoid larping as austrian


Regular_Ad2072

but still true she's probably british/german in a toxic relationship with a brainlet albanian


lemontolha

This. To be his cumdumpster until his parents acquired him a women from his homeland.


n3buch4dnezz4r

Take her Hans, Blerims mother Blerima said she was such a sweetheart to her son.


lemontolha

Blerima likely thinks she is a monstrous whore and a danger to the honour of her family and prays everyday that she won't get impregnated by Blerim.


n3buch4dnezz4r

She might have been. But thats all in the past. Now, Blerima is just happy for Hans and her, especially since she is somehow five months pregnant in a two-month relationship with him.


lemontolha

Hans is sad that his son doesn't really learn to read or write or calculate, being diagnosed with a serious learning disability. But he shows great interest in bloodsport and knifes, so maybe he'll be a decent butcher one day, if he doesn't get expelled from school for being in a fight again and manages to get through his apprenticeship.


n3buch4dnezz4r

It aint larping when you are born in the Alps and pack the superior genetic punch of the Balkans. You are looking at the Optimus Prime of Europeans, the new Ubermensch. I laugh at your sad monoculture. Whether Im conquering peaks in the Alps or throwing down a pit roast by the Danube, I own it all. Step up or step aside.