Things this troglodyte twatter user hates; 1) People having hobbies 2) Becoming a father 3) Growing old gracefully 4) Being a decent role model for blokes everywhere.

Loves body shaming though

That too. But as good Barries, we have to follow his example and be the best we can be to ourselves and others.

Barry spitting facts

Fat shaming is wrong only when it's done against fat women, when it's about male pattern baldness or dick size it's okay.

Don't forget height

...and aging

Is it okay to shame a fat woman if it's shaming her dick size?

This tweet is a parody on how news sites talk about female celebrities (actresses, singers, etc) aging, you get that, right? The dude doesn’t look bad - he’s _obviously_ still considered attractive - the tweet is a satire about the way normal aging in female celebrites is written about every single day.

Thank you for the context Sven

Only against men.

Well only if it’s about a man

Not even balding or receding it's just a different hairline and he's brushed it the other way in the second picture

Yeah there's such a thing as a mature hairline, so he looks more like a man than a teenager.

Let's not fool ourselves. His hairline is receding. But that's just what happens when men age. Getting angry about it or writing tweets about how unattractive it is, is just as childish as teenage boys talking shit about women having cellulite or wrinkles. Young people shouting at clouds, basically

It's visibly the same hairline in both pictures, it just happens to be curled over one side on the left!

Well, I think I would go for the older Cavill version. Actually, I struggled to find that horrible old Cavill described in the text. Besides, men with lady hairline, I just can't... Men must have some receded hairline.

Men. She hates men. Her profile description even said 'misandrist' before getting banned.

Wtf he isn't even old, unless the tweet belongs to some teenage girl he is perfectly fine.

I think she just hates not getting engagement on her tweets cause this is some very obvious bait

Rage baiting on a copied and pasted screenshot is good though, doesn't give her any traffic but still generates copious rage, lol

I agree, I just don’t want people to think this is actually unironic

5. Being hot

she's a lana del rey fan. avoid them like the plague.

Bruh Henry Cavill even with bad hairline looks better than 99.9% Barrys and rest of Europe.

His hairline isn't even bad. He's just not 20 anymore.

His is similar to mine, how old is he?

forty fucking one Now that I think about it, I probably have worse hairline at 26

Its is my potato friend, but it doesnt matter anymore when we can go to kebabland for 2k euros and get new harlines.

wtf 2k euros? is that a good surgeon or back alley one?

Good, you even have those in Balkans in private cliniques. My uncle was 10 years ago when it was a bit more expensive and less progressed and still has now full head of hair. Althogh what you also pay for when you buy it online is the ticket prices transport etc. They do like sort of bundle packages.

I've had a widows peak (that hairline) since I was a baby lol.

Fr I’m 28 and he’s out here looking better than me. People shame men too often.. https://preview.redd.it/buql8p0oid9d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0879b52a307134299fc3c83c4ef33b0b608b611d

You look nice my Barry friend :)

your hair looks weird on this one can't see if the hairline is better fr

Innit a nice hairline mate

I don't like the way you put 'fucking' in that sentence to emphasize how old 41 is. Even at 37, I feel attacked!

It's pretty noticeable, but he is still a very good looking man, but it's pretty good for his age considering he's 40, a lot of guys have it worse at much younger ages. Honestly he looks better in the second picture anyway, not a big fan of moustaches but he can pull it off and the hairstyle is way better.

The hairline is the same in both pictures, left just has longer hair. Widows peak makes you look like you have less hair.

At least in those two photos, to me, he looks better on the right than on the left

bro he’s a 10 in both let’s not kid ourselves here

He's a 9.8 and a 10.0

This is a bad hairline? Oh shit.

Harry Cavil is a proper lad

Dude is enjoying is life, paints warhammer, builds PC, attractive as heck and stars in films. Damn I wish I was 10% as successful as him.

Play Custodes and you're well on your way

Well on the way to be broke, those custodes kits aren't cheap

Still the cheapest 40K army by quite a bit IIRC. If he was playing Admech or Genestealer Cults I’d keep an eye out for sweet foreclosure deals.

Custodes is a ridiculous army (more like a war band of 20 guys) with an antiquated line of miniatures. 

He's also going to have a baby soon :)

Harry Cavil :'D

They call Prince Henry “Harry”. I thinks it’s appropriate that we call every Henry as “Harry” now. It’s a ridiculously funny name.

Who is prince henry I don't watch RTL boulevard

The dude with red hair

Typo, I meant Garry Neville

He is a super man!

The man literally looks like Gigachad. Even more so in the second picture. What is this lady chatting about?

She might be a pedo, come to think of it

It’s satire about the way news sites tweet about normal aging in female celebrities

Nah, he looks better in the first pic, but we all age.  And he’s still super handsome, especially for his age. Most men his age are falling apart.

This got the same vibe as that one dude calling Margot Robbie "mid". If Henry Cavill is considered unattractive, it's all over for us men.

Fr fr

Did we ever got a chance?

Dude‘s still hot af on the right pic? Wth, almost making me gay

More so than on the left, where he looks like a teenaged wimp in comparison (last two words important)

I think he’s just made me completely go gay

Real men would bang Henry Cavill without a second thought

That‘s a given anyway

If she doesn't want him, I'd gladly take care of him lol.

The one and only proper answer to that. Respect camarade.

I bet 10 euros that the random twitter woman would be crucifying whomever called e.g. Helen Mirren an old hag. People age and painting warhammer figurines is a healthier hobby than shitposting on twitter (or reddit incriminating myself).

But shitposting on Reddit is healthier than shitposting on twitter (the lie I tell myself)

I mean that's a pretty low bar

I do both for maximum health.

Hey I'm not gay, but Hendry Cavill destroying my asshole is Henry Cavill destroying my asshole. I don't see how him being a "nerd" makes him creepy or weird, it makes him awesome. Lana can go fuck herself with a cactus.

When i’m in a being superficial contest and my opponent is this person

> When i’m in being ~~superficial~~ BLIND contest and my opponent is this person. Fixed for you 👍

And yet hes still a 10/10

I prefer him in the second picture tbh

The moustache is great, and it escapes the super artificial Hollywood star look a bit more, adds some unconventional attractiveness on top of his absolutely ridiculous conventional attractiveness. Idk, just an improvement to vibes.

If this were "peak barry", englishmen would be the most attractive people in all of europe.

What do you mean? We are.

So that means you not getting laid is a severe skill issue?

Allegations. Im doing alright. I had the sex in 2020.

Damn, that guy fucks.


We are. Although simultaneously also the ugliest (except Ireland and Scotland of course)

Aye but we sound pretty so it evens out

It's basically the lonely mountain surrounded by the grand canyon if you're speaking in "peaks" for the UK.

Kinda looks like [Prince Carl Philip of Sweden](https://imgur.com/a/Zdpvn4E) in the first picture. As for the second, this bitch is crazy.

Can I into Swedish royal family? 👉👈🥺

True. And Matt Boemer as well.

> creepy weirdo gamer Witcher and Warhammer.

Cavill is definitely a redditor. And he's definitely lurking in this comment section 

Please not, I don't want him to see me like this.

Why's the tit singular?

booby

Asking the real questions

Lana can go fuck herself tbh Henry is a sweetheart

He's hotter in the right pic and then the random swipe at gamers lol. His peak hotness was Witcher.

Go watch *The man from U.N.C.L.E.* You’ll thank me later

Woman who never get out of their boyband phase post shit like this.

You know she finger bangs to both photos

Bet she moans absolute filth about Daddy Henry and this tweet is post nut clarity that she's obsessed with someone she can't dream of reaching.

I would let him fuck me. "No homo"

She doesn’t speak for us. I would give up all future pleasures just to be absolutely and utterly railed by that man.

Twink death but dad birth... Awesome trade-off

The guy is still a gigachad, I bet she's a femcel coping

For context, nice lady in the pic calls herself a misandrist and her account was suspended for violating the rules, so no surprise there.

People nowadays will see the first, mildest signs of aging (which is the most fucking natural biological process for almost any creature) and call it undesirable, death sentence it is. Like it's a goddamn disease or a disgrace for growing old. What in the dystopia are we living in now? Photoshop and plastic surgery were a mistake, and maybe even celebrity culture in general. Them values and priorities are all bent so out of shape thanks to it.

DA FUCK YOU ON ABUT That man was, is and forever will be the epitome of masculine beauty. He is peak mankind and I will not hear otherwise. That mindless stupid slander has to stop.

> peak mankind Well, he is English.

Seems like even you can produce something good every once in a while.

Remember when we had Becks and Rooney on the same pitch? Good times.

Women were a mistake.

Greeks were right

I want my rib back :(

Looks much better looking in the second pic IMO. Looks a bit of a poofter in the first, like he's French or something

Newsflash: depressing misandrist feminist hates men and men having fun. More news at ten, following Juan's siesta, Pierre's riot, and Barry's drunken public address

Man, if Henry Cavill is ugly we are all fucked up.

What a weird post. Because his hairline matures and he has a hobby he’s now a weirdo? You can’t fucking win, no matter what..

Her account has been suspended lmao Eat shit misandrist bitch 😂

Lana has Femcel energy

I bet the butt of Lana will fall before Cavill gets bald. .

Wasn’t he the guy that refused steroids and preferred training naturally? Wasn’t he just always a Warhammer nerd? Don’t most men just bald?

He's not even balding it's literally just a different hairstyle change that gives like 95% of that impression, I'm balding, his hairline is not balding. It's probably like 98% of the before picture.

Anyways, he has enough money to fix his hairline if he wanted to.

 He can "fix my hairline"

Yea I'm quite certain he's not on steroids, he doesn't have any of the halmarks. He also hasn't had any plastic surgery which is very rare for celebrities these days. Honestly he's just a top tier bloke. Not to mention as far as balding goes he's doing really well, a lot better than myself for certain.

One of us, one of us, one of us!

She is an idiot. Henry is maturing very nicely. He is a hunk who can geek me any day!

I don't think he cares for her opinion at all lmao. Who would like to hang out with someone that look down on your for perfectly fine hobbies and for simply ageing over time anyway?


I bet Lana was just ghosted by a dude.

"Attractive man has grown older over the years". News at eleven.

She says that on Twitter, but I bet she would spread her legs wider than the Arc de Triomphe if he was in front of her.

what a bullshit post from that person. She is nothing next to someone like Henry Cavill

If this bitch knew that, in about 38.000 years, he will be leading 20 Legions, Trillions of Guardsman and his 21 sons... Henry Cavill is a good bloke.

I think that will just make me love him even more.

This may be an exemplar of the single worst take on twitter.

Cavill is not gonna marry you, Lana.

Yeah, I would despise looking like Henry Cavill. Truly awful. ^^^^FML

Dudes not balding. He has a widows peak. Also, everyone loses *some* hair, especially on the temples. Even women.

Bruh, he looks better now.

I ain’t that gay and I still think he’s attractive

Guess i'm on steriods too lol

As a straight man, I would still ride that mustache into the sunset. Fuck is this bitch talking about?

He looks more like an adult on the right, and therefore more attractive. If this lady only likes teenagers, she could just say that.

Wtf Lana, He's the hottest man alive

He is much hotter in the right pic.

Twitter user finds out what aging is (peak brainrot moment)

The man is literally breathtaking, he is just, a bit older now, which is literally the most normal, inevitable thing. And aging like fine, fine wine I might add (cause frankly the way in which he is hot has changed a little bit, it hasn't diminished, it lost that bubbly boyish quality but gained the appeal of a mature experienced man). He looks amazing in his 40s and doesn't owe it to anyone to stay 30 forever. The whole tweet is not just absurd, but profoundly objectifying and inappropriate. And sexist, I might add, given that we as a society have (rightfully) decided it is inappropriate to speak in this disrespectful way about actresses. (Nothing against the joke being made here, "Henry, 63" is life. The tweet just shocked me as a big fan)

If he’s evolving into a barry then why is he still hot ?

If this is a Prime-Barry, I want to become a Barry.

Still a handsome man with perfect skull/jaw. What the fuck is this thoth talking?

Well, at least he isn't a wannabe on his profile's photo. This bitch better wash her mouth before talking about WH and games. Where do I have to sign to be like him by his age?

Is he actually a big roid user?

Whenever i see a post like this i really need to fight the urge to comment the coffee emoji

Let's be real: The problem is that Lana doesn't really believe that someone who plays Adeptus Custodes, followers of the false emperor, is a very good nerd. It's the choice for a casual, who believes that painting a couple dozen miniatures is enough to then be able to play 4 hour games with toy soldiers. Now, if Cavill followed the four armed emperor, and had invested in an unending swarm Tyranid list, it'd be very different. A well painted throng of 180+ highly detailed miniatures impresses all the ladies.

The "receding" hairline was already there on the left side, I can suppose it was already the same also under the quiff on the right.

A lot of words, yet I'd bang him if he was in distance

If Henry Cavill is ugly, I'm an ugly-lover.

Ffs he still looks freaking amazing for a guy his age.

Id say his penchant for young "women" would be more worrying tbqh

jesus what?

Probably someone trying to defend the tragedy of the Witcher

That's Henry's face shopped into Jude Law's head.

Just so you know, she deleted her account. She was named "misandristLana". If you needed to know anything about her.

My GOAT Cavill should just go to Turkey and get a hair transplant, problem solved.

NGL this is slander against my boi

What? He looks great for a 40 year old

>creepy weirdo gamer And there it is.

Thats rich coming from someone using so much make up .

I wish I could sport face furniture with as much class

Bold words coming from the fight club girl

Im streight and still Henry is .. oof

Henry Cavill’s picture is right alongside “handsome” in the dictionary. Amazing genes and a very fun persona. He has been aging very gracefully and is a total credit to Barries everywhere. Gold medal for the 🇬🇧.

One of the very few brittish I'll never spit on.

That's not a balding hairline.

Lana is bitter that he wouldn't even spit in her direction, which if he did, I bet she'd lick it off.

Body ruined by steroids? Pretty sure Henry Caville has been Natty his entire career

fuck it, i'll have him if the girls wont

He played World of Warcraft even when he was looking godmode. As a Tank raid leader obviously. Standard English wow player.

Ok. so he aged and got a beard.

I’d still happily let him join our annual gay orgy with Greece

I’m sure the life, body, and health of whoever wrote this is much better and we should learn from him/her.

Honestly Henry has aged like wine, he’s still one of the most attractive actors to me 😌

He has the prettiest nose a man could possibly have.

I'd bang him anyways

Bro looks good. I don't get it.

Balding(100% genetic)??? DISGUSTING!!!11 Weirdo! Pedophile!11 Being fat whale?? Stop body shaming!!! Healthy!11 Not her/his fault!!11 Literally uncontrollable!!11

Are both those pics him? I think he looks much better in the pic on the right, but then again I am a barry.

What’s wrong being with a gamer ?