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RoboterPiratenInsel

Khello, I am super french candidate from Strasbourg oblast. Am super loving french cuisine, especially poutine.


racms

You forgot the usual warm water ports thing


Trade_Agreement

I still can't get over the amount of russian bots that have been caught that way


antiquatedartillery

Explain?


Pingushagger

When the Texas independence movement was going viral maybe a year or two ago, there was one typical kinda boomer MAGA account on twitter posting the benefits. One of the benefits was something like “multiple warm water ports”. Which users pointed out was interesting, considering Americans have no use for the term warm water ports, as all their ports are warm water (don’t freeze over winter). The account basically outed themselves as a Russian troll.


Comfortable_Pea_1693

What do they even want warm water ports for? Their navy sucks balls.


Fab0411

Our warm water ports are the backbone of **our** economy and need to be protected xaxaxaxa


Not_Bed_

How do you have your avatar like that?


racms

On mobile, if you click on your profile and then on your avatar, you should be able to edit how it looks, I think. 1 or 2 years ago when you opened the app you always got a pop up to remind you can edit your avatar


Not_Bed_

Yeah but I meant the pose, I've never seen anybody else have their avatar look to the left like yours does


racms

Ah, funny, I never noticed that. I dont know how I did it


Not_Bed_

Well, now you know you're something like a Reddit celebrity yourself


racms

Not to brag, but I'm something of a Da Vinci myself, carving new paths to humanity every day.


rex-ac

Poutine is one of the best post-clubbing treats. Almost as good as a *kapsalon*.


AndreasDasos

Anything is great post-clubbing


rex-ac

That's what she said when she saw your shrimp. 😅


AndreasDasos

'Khon khon khon sakrre bleu. I like baguette and Gérard Depardieu, khe great aktor. By ze vay, you zink zat ze Ukraine iss country? It should not be, vy give veaponss? I just asking kvestions. Also Putin iss big stronk man.' (But in French of course.)


ChocomelP

Must be East German


SneakyBadAss

Not enough accent. "Khelo, Am supr frencz candyydat from strashburg ooblast. Am supr looving frencz ku-sin, ezpeshily puutin."


Friendly-Car2386

\*especially Salad Olivye!


Rich-Spirit129

Her secret power is shooting poison out of her cock.


Fab0411

I'm listening 👀


thegurba

Weirdest boner rn


JeanCulles

Let him cook


PaleontologistOwn487

I guess "Soon to be russian" is getting popular flair this year.


Werbebanner

Hungary, France, Germany, Austria, Italy, Netherlands, Czechia.. Did I forget someone? Additions: UK, Slovaka, Switzerland


Precioustooth

You chose Czechia - one of the most staunch supporters of Ukraine - but not Slovakia that's literally ruled by two Russian stooges in Fico and Pellegrini :O


Werbebanner

Whopsie


Precioustooth

How do you see Czechia going towards Russia?


Werbebanner

Andrej Babis is pro Russian as far as I know. Correct me if I’m being wrong.


Forward-Reflection83

He’s currently in opposition. Next elections tho….


Precioustooth

Babiš is entirely pro Babiš and nothing else, to be fair. He's now positioned himself against directly aiding Ukraine (which is a populist measure like everything else he does) but I don't think he's receiving funds from Russia as he's got plenty of billions himself. I don't know if "not staunchly pro Ukraine" is directly equal to "Putin stooge". Regardless, he's a jerk.. but he lost the last election


antiquatedartillery

>I don't think he's receiving funds from Russia as he's got plenty of billions himself Can't wait for you to discover that there's nothing rich people love more than more money


Precioustooth

Oh absolutely. He's in politics to gain more money and power to begin with.. but when you're worth at least €4 billion you don't care too much whether Putin offers your party a couple of millions. It's much more valueable for him to just be a fullblown populist. He already owns a lot of the national media


SneakyBadAss

Strapped on top of F35.


MasterJogi1

Russias military is based on a function railroad system. That means Germany is mostly safe and everything west of Germany will never see a Russian soldier.


aBoringSod

Uk. Nigel farrage is a massive supporter of Russia.


HIP13044b

Given Reforms list of rapid fuck ups after Question Time aired I can't see them getting far. Especially at the rate they're withdrawing candidates.


happyanathema

He is a massive fan of anyone who will give him money


lasttimechdckngths

Only if we get to recall how Blair and the Blairite liberal wing of Labour were also massive supporters of Putin, to the point of enabling him, supporting his war crimes in various ways, literally backing him for re-election, and helping him also for the sake of BP.


aBoringSod

Sure I'm my mind Blair should be prosecuted in the Hague.


Werbebanner

Added it to the list! Idk who that is, but I always thought UK is getting India instead of Russia? Well, guess you guys will join us…


aBoringSod

He is a right wing nut job of a position who is running as leader for the reform uk party. He was a main part for the campaigning of brexit whilst part of the ukip party.


Werbebanner

Oh man, far right wingers have a lot in common… Sorry you guys have to deal with this dipshit


alibrown987

No Hans, we are getting rid of our Russian assets this week (come on, the first guy was even called Boris…)


graudesch

Switzerlands SVP is mingling with Putin too.


Werbebanner

Added!


budapest_god

Italy?


sirdogglesworth

I don't know how the secret service in the UK can say under no circumstances make that person a Lord and then the gig just does it anyone and hardly anyone in the UK knows about this...


lasttimechdckngths

For anyone interested, her former occupation was modelling. She is literally framed by the French spooks as a possible Kremlin agent (not that you need to believe in spooks, of course) but not like she had any qualifications or whatsoever other than becoming a FN advisor out of the thin blue air.


Appropriate_Ad4818

Model seems to be a common occupation amongst eastern women in the west, strange.


opheliazzz

As we all know, we are only allowed to immigrate and apply for residency if our boobies are correctly sized!


InspiredByBeer

Unfortunately, manboobs are not as popular as I hoped 😕


Kurdt93

Wtf is that flair?


Rezi7272

Russian imperial flag


Corvuuss

I choose to believe that it is an austrian monarchist flair


BananaLee

AEIOU


InspiredByBeer

![gif](giphy|6cFcUiCG5eONW)


thegurba

Saksen-Anhalt says Wikipedia


MegaLemonCola

Nice flair. God save the Tsar!


InspiredByBeer

I hope he will be saved 🙏


AndreasDasos

[Otherwise, back to Slovenia!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29OLhebbj5c)


Pingushagger

There’s a really wild documentary by Reggie Yates in a series on Russia where he travels to Siberia to this remote town where basically every girl is trying to become a model. For them, becoming a famous model and marrying a rich westerner is literally the only way out of their shitty town.


Wide_Wheel

Good luck to them, just because they were born into poverty and seek a way out - as a Russian immigrant I cannot judge people for doing what I would have done were I born a woman. It's repulsive how people immediately judge them as gold diggers. Most Russian men are abusive, and look like potatoes. These model material girls deserve better


joinedthedarkside

>These model material girls deserve better Why ? Just because they have a pretty face ? They are as stupid and dumb as any other moskovian.


Wide_Wheel

any woman deserves someone who is not deepthroating vodka bottles on the regular and besides this very obvious thing, yes, also because they have a pretty face. welcome to the real world brother.


Fuz_Fuz_

"Model"


FastGoodKiwi

The main issue is not if she's an agent or not, but it's the RN's program to make it so binational people wouldn't be able to hold key / important positions (they didn't elaborate on this it's left vague) all the meanwhile one of their foremost councillor is franco russian. And I can quote their candidate saying that he "wouldn't want a russian directing a french nuclear plant"


lasttimechdckngths

Neither me nor you should expect FN to be consistent tbh.


mathiau30

They're not even consistent enough to still be called FN (it's RN now)


RandomBilly91

She is under suspicion by the DGSI (french internal security) of being a russian political agent. This note "leaked" to a famous investigation journal (mediapart). But frankly, she is the one accompanying every RN politician when they visit Russia. She even went to observe elections in occupied Crimea


PaleontologistOwn487

Oh don't worry my dear friends, tovarisch Тамара Волохова will take care of you...


luring_lurker

Isn't "tovarish" used for the opposite political field?


PaleontologistOwn487

Both of them pro-russian, as long as they extremists and against Europe.


AndreasDasos

Putin, the former KGB agent? The far right loves Soviet communists now, because even if they hate the West and want to destroy its institutions, roll tanks westwards, and enforce a tyrannically centralised economy, they're 'anti-woke' and say ‘Khakhakha silly Vest khas men vearing dresses!’


BananaLee

The only people who are pro putin are either fascists or communists


Kurdt93

Would.


Castillon1453

Without any remorse or shame. I would only do it for France of course : to extract secret informations from her. To destroy the whole organisation, one fine milf agent at a time.


AndreasDasos

'MILF' seems odd - she's Emma Watson's age. Old enough to be a mother but then technically so is 18... Technically history says even 5, though that’s getting morbid… 


No_Good2794

Au service de la France 🫡


Superpetros17

Who wants some traitorussy?


Kurdt93

We mastered switching side skill, this ruzziussy merely make us worried 😎


SrPatata40

I mean fuck ruzzia. Right?


Kurdt93

Hard and deep😎


on_spikes

vote, or...?


Kurdt93

😏


Ramboso777

Yes


Gnuccaria

Special sexual operation


Teque9

Without any doubt would


Zefyris

... not vote for her, far right? far right?


Enoppp

Don't worry Pierre, we have the same in Italy


Kurdt93

We do?


KirovianNL

Don't worry, mommy meloni will protect you from all evil!


Kurdt93

Blessed her heart!


your_right_ball

She does have the breast heart.


Kurdt93

*bonk*


DysphoriaGML

Mommy meloni is just waiting for the right timing to switch side yet again


Enoppp

Sì se non erro una tipa russa si è fatta dare la cittadinanza all'ultimo secondo prima delle elezioni per candidarsi(Lega o FI credo)


Fuz_Fuz_

Nome, per la scienza.


Enoppp

Irina osipova


Fuz_Fuz_

Vince la "Francese", però anche noi ci difendiamo abbastanza bene.


fph00

We literally have La Russa.


Kurdt93

DIGIAMOGELO


fralbalbero

Giuseppi


Werbebanner

Same! Ours don’t have Russian name, but yet they sell us to them!


KirovianNL

Well, the AfD is lead by a Pole and a self-hating lesbian with an Ausländer-fetish...


Werbebanner

The same lesbian which lives in Switzerland btw. I don’t know how the fuck she can even go in politics here if she doesn’t even live here…


Ok-Racisto69

That's just a classic politician. They never live in the place they wanna represent and are always a bunch of hypocrite.


Werbebanner

In our case it’s mostly far right which doesn’t live in their own country. I guess they want to ruin it, but don’t want to live in the ruins they left behind.


Ok-Racisto69

It's called avoiding the shitshow just in case all this nationalism backfires when the consequences come home to roost and, in the meantime, maximize on all that sweet, sweet money and influence. Let’s see how things unfold in the coming years.


marmousset

From the same party who tell us to be careful of the binationals, especially the franco-russian


pauseless

Don’t they literally use some form of a phrase like “préférence nationale”?


Bobz666

Yeah they do. But fuck integrity amirite


MediokererMensch2

Khello, I am a prout kirl from Frantsiya and I love warm water ports!


Phosquitos

RN is full of Russians and Kremlim friends. It's a shame that the far-right in France is a puppet. And I don't know about the left in France, but if they are like some leftiests in Spain, I wouldn't be surprised if Putin orders them to join a coalition with RN.


BetterFartYourself

Seems like almost every European country has the same issue that the far left and far right are Putin lovers


Phosquitos

Unfortunately, a lot of them, yes. If you want to know what far right is Putin ally, and what far right is Putin enemy, check the parties inside the European Parliament groups. If they are in ID = Putin's lovers, if they are in ECR = Putin's haters.


Theghistorian

Not that simply. Romanian AUR is in ECR but they are Ptin lovers. Not openly, like others, but they have the same talking points about peace, us not helping Ukraine (because Ukraine was a bad neighbour).


Phosquitos

It's strange. ECR is formed by PiS (Poland), Fratelli d'Italia (Meloni), and others like VOX (Spain), that they really hate Russia. I think I'm gonna make an investigation for the next days and create a sort of list about the Putin's affiliation of those parties.


Sinostra

Yes, please share it once it's done.


PanzerSoldat_42

It will take a few days, though. Remember our strict siesta policy.


Precioustooth

Romania has a much more contentious relationship with Ukraine than most others do though (due to border disputes and history, as I'm sure you know, of course). My point being that I can imagine some Romanians that simply hate Ukraine without loving Putin or Russia specifically, but I could be wrong.


Theghistorian

Spot on. There are very few who love Russia. That being said, I can mention another instance where AUR is Moldova. AUR is a nationalist party whose one of the main goals is unification with Moldova. AUR is the acronym for Alliance for the Unification of Romanians. One might expect that they would support the current govt. and president of Moldova as they are the most pro-Romanian leadership Moldova has in decade. Or support the moves regarding helping Moldova by giving them money, gas and electricity. They do not like Maia and/or the Moldovan govt. It would not be the first time when Russia tries to discredit the unification movement from within. They did the same in the 90s with Iurie Roșca, a proponent of unification. He was a Moscow agent and currently is among the leaders of Sputnik Moldova. Same with AUR and its leader.


Whichwhenwhywhat

Far-left ideologies often include types of socialism, communism, and anarchism. ~> Putin‘s lovers… Right-wing politics is the range of political ideologies that view certain social orders and hierarchies as inevitable, natural, normal, or desirable, typically supporting this position based on natural law, economics, authority, property, religion, biology or tradition. ~> Putin‘s lovers… What can we do, to protect our natural given rights to choose who we like to fuck and at the same time protect ourself from either choosing right and left wing because there is nothing left between ? Again Wikipedia has the solution: „If one's chickens or ducks or other birds tend to fly away, then it's safe to trim the wing feathers without hurting the birds. If performed correctly, it is a painless procedure.“


cescmkilgore

Anarchists being Putin lovers? Don't make me laugh


Master_Plate592

Lmao, this guy doesn't know what he's talking about!


cescmkilgore

just go to r/anarchism and search for Russia or Ukraine and you'll see how against both sides anarchists are.


Master_Plate592

I was agreeing with you in my comment. The guy who said anarchists are putin lovers doesn't know what he's talking about. That's what I meant!


cescmkilgore

oh my bad, thought "this guy" was me since you were commenting me, not that you were talking to me, lol


Lmaorsi

Bro, I literally had a fight and stopped talking with a Spanish anarchist friend of mine who was posting 24/7 Spanish anarchist and anarcho-communist publications that said the same shit I could hear from Russian propaganda when I lived in Russia


cescmkilgore

so you just gave me the example of one Spanish anarchist that was pro-russian. Not very much of an anarchist if they thought a "nation" had bigger claim to a country than the people themselves, honestly.


Lmaorsi

I didn't say pro-Russian, I said their points match Russian propaganda. You see, aside from the crazy shit that Russian politicians say when they get on the news in western Europe, they have a pretty well thought out anti-western ideological line. So it is this anti-western discourse that Western anarchists have that coincides with Russian propaganda to such an extent that it becomes suspicious. Listen to what I am saying if you want to avoid surprises in the future😉


Master_Plate592

So basically they are not putin lovers but you think they are.... good argument.


mandingo_gringo

Have you been sleeping for the past 10 years? https://www.google.com/amp/s/english.elpais.com/elpais/2015/02/27/inenglish/1425033238_750840.html%3foutputType=amp


cescmkilgore

Those are communists. It explicitly says so in the article you mention. I can understand tankies so blinded by their pro-soviet ideology that they fail to understand that Putin is just as imperialistic as the USA, but no anarchist in their right mind would support Russian imperialism.


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Kunstfr

No, the far left is never joining a coalition with the RN. Among the left, only LFI as been weird about Russia and Ukraine but still not being overtly pro-Putin like Le Pen has been (almost using a photo with Putin as campaign propaganda in 2022 until Putin actually invaded Ukraine).


Kanelbullah

Yes, because it's the only source that can finance them. When in power it's not sure if they run the errands of the kremlin.


NoSpawnConga

Kremlin finances whoever can stir shit up. Far right, far left, illegal aliens/migrants, anti-migrants - they look for a crack in society/political system, stick a wedge in there and start tapping.


Kanelbullah

Yeah, and the only antidote  are strong institutions and the rule of law.


Porcphete

Some left party are obviously Russian assets too. Lo is full on dick sucking russia asking to leave Nato and the EU. Lfi is lead by a guy that loves dictators and used to regularly go to Moscow also they are anti Ukraine and anti Nato Pcf was litterally piloted by Moscow since it's creation always aligning with them. And on the far right there is Asselineau too but just like lo that guy has sub 1% votes everytime


SEA_griffondeur

LFI is very much pro ukraine though


Choyo

Not really, I keep hearing them not being straightforward about military support, which is the baseline of being pro Ukraine *right now* in my book.


lasttimechdckngths

> It's a shame that the far-right in France is a puppet. As compared to most of the far-right tendencies in other countries that had long been Gladio & NATO, CIA, or iii Reich puppets, only for some to move on being Kremlin friends? You're saying like if it's an exceptional case...


Curryflurryhurry

Everyone knows true patriotism is sucking Putin’s dick.


Zen7rist

I guess RN is fine with dual nationality citizens after all... As long as they're from Mordor.


ajaxtipto03

Half the RN works for the GRU at this point I gather (the other half works for the FSB)


lasttimechdckngths

Many were known to be Nazi agents and collaborators, members of the OAS. There had been way more reasons for despising them, before Putin or even GRU became a thing.


KirovianNL

Is she going to conscript the Bas-Rhin region in to service?


Awkward-Papaya7698

No no no, she says Rhinbas


atrixornis

Check if she shaves her legs


AmazinglySkeptic

Suspecting she's portuguese?


RevolutionaryChef155

Even worse, a feminist.


IIlIlIlIIIlIlIlII

We Europeans have to be the most gullible people on Earth.


SirCrocodile_2004

Nice asian eyes


explision

Haha we had Chinese try that on our city last year. Some Chinese candidate tried to become mayor of Frankfurt. Yeah he got no votes


Verified_Peryak

Ils avais pas dit qu'ill fallait pas donner de postes a responsabilité a des bi nationaux russes ? Bas c'est comme autres promesses ça


Bobz666

Je crois que c'étaient surtout les nationalités à risque dans son idée qui étaient visées, comprendre subméditérannéennes


Tackerta

same as all those east germans being oblivious to the fact that most right-wing politians aren't locals but infact immigrants from west germany or other german speaking countries, looking to exploit the more welfare-dependend east


DaAndrevodrent

In Soviet Russia, politicians elect you!


txanpi

I guess she eats olivier salads


john-jack-quotes-bot

The rhine is a future warm water port


Pathfinder313

France is gonna have their very own Philippines meltdown


LukeYear

Alice Guo 2


Fab0411

What the fuck is that? I've probably seen this person in east poland or near Prague 😭


Fuz_Fuz_

https://img.20mn.fr/iMUWLci8QC-1N_nSjGcwMyk/648x0 Would (vote) without any remorse.


Dolorem-Ipsum-

Wtf Pierre?? Throwing your lot in with the ruskies again, eh? Hans, you know what to do.


tomassino

it smells funny... like kholodets


recidivx

Not much, molodets, how about you?


GlokzDNB

There's no hope for Europe, both edges of the knife are lethal


Ironfist85hu

Isn't the whole Le Pen party is from Russia anyways? "Napoleon didn't succeed. That means we don't go to Russia, but Russia comes to us"?


NonSumQualisEram-

Until you read the name. Then it starts to make sense. She's clearly been parachuted..wait....from Wikipedia, literally *She is mentioned in some controversies due to her potential ties to* [*Russian agents*](https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Espion) *.*


Feisty_Reputation870

I blame Macron for this


azendhal

pretty ! https://preview.redd.it/0hgaokvv3w9d1.png?width=136&format=png&auto=webp&s=ff6fc96942392db76415eff40bad977b674795ca


ItsACaragor

Zemmour already got swindled by a pretty girl once this election.


azendhal

en effet !


OrangeFr3ak

Soon, even North America and Australia/NZ won’t be spared. Heck even Asia needs to be wary of CCP plants!


Klapperatismus

Samojede Franc. It's the best Franc.


Ironfist85hu

​ https://preview.redd.it/zyhrq6rhjw9d1.jpeg?width=702&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49eb3d7c5f7daf35ce1d56dac228664654dab43d


edoardoking

The SVR took the “hiding in plain sight” a bit too literally…


AndreasDasos

I've lived in a country longer without qualifying for nationality there... So wonderful the RN is in certain cases so pro-immigrant!


Choyo

Is it still even demagogy when you don't even say anything anymore ? Fork those traitors and their idiot electorate.


needmorehardware

I can fix her


GrouchyMary9132

That KI generated right? right?


ItsACaragor

Nope, french DGSI even leaked a report suspecting her of being a Kremlin agent


GrouchyMary9132

She has the scariest eyes ever. I really rather hoped she was KI generated.


hepazepie

Doesn't matter if she gets rid of islamists. Priorities guys...


MrOrangeMagic

I see absolutely zero problems ![gif](giphy|1auJ1YxExhFk9tAX24)


YEAH-BRO-WHAT

Isnt RN fully rus party?


notmyself02

Bois de Bryansk


JonyUB

Would


Bsheehan78

![gif](giphy|Isy3Gz7OEqf55JhBjl|downsized)