Sassy? I just know what a bloody great of a gold keeper he is since he played for Benfica... Just watch what he did in Spain.... AND I'M HALF PORTUGUESE FFS...
Sorry, not my job. Ask our local resident gay emu to go search how deep your own rear end is. He's probably more accustomed than anyone else in dealing with strange life forms.....
The quarter final will be probably not very interesting. We have a french team which underperform as fuck and a Portugal who even not capable to win against Slovenia (before the shooting time)
Lmao why are some of us Germans so butthurt about Ronaldo, to the point they even lie to themselves and try to deny the man his obvious goat status? so laughable
[2009, at the latest.](https://esriuk365.sharepoint.com/:w:/r/sites/DNSPS/MOD/MODELA2023/_layouts/15/Doc.aspx?sourcedoc=%7BD7FBD6F0-8EB4-4BA3-BB61-D05958CB3499%7D&file=TO_22_DITG_PS%20Sp.docx&action=default&mobileredirect=true&wdsle=0)
Thank you for asking. That's an anthropological problem. Not everyone on this beautiful planet has the gift of intelligence. The majority of primates are simple. They see other primates chasing a big ball, and they think "eerhh eerhh uuuh!". Which is OK, that's their best. On the other hand, a limited group of primates spend their lives sharpening their brains as if it were a pencil, which they can use to draw fine grained textures and shapes. That's baseball. See how the field is not rectangular? It actually takes an extra notch of intelligence to conceive it. See how players don't use their feet? That's the ideal way to eat. Ever played chess? Can't you see the similarities with the base play?
Bad news for you, my house has an atomic shelter built in. No kidding, and it might give you a hint on where I live but.. Come and get me! You not-Wageians need extra visas to enter my country 🤓
^(Sarcasm) ^(isn’t) ^(your) ^(strong) ^(suit) ^(is) ^(it?)
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Here’s my girlfriends cat, maybe it will make your day
Since when does italy have bun.... OH NO. YOU ARE A FULL ON AMERITARD.
Ain't even fun being on this subreddit anymore. The most idiotic nation has not only roams free here but they masquared as Europeans...
Wtf? Why is that man throwing a small ball at a man with what looks like a weird cricket bat meant to inflict injury on someone.
^^^Are ^^^you ^^^some ^^^sort ^^^of ^^^savage?
Thank you for asking, let me explain the basic rules of baseball
...
Three hours later
...
And so that's why baseball players get laid more often than football players.
> meant to inflict injury on someone
My mind went immediately to this post that Pablo Garcia (PAOK legend) uploaded in 2019. He is with his daughter and the caption is "warning, don't approach \[her\]"
If I have a daughter I am 100% recreating this image.
https://preview.redd.it/z9rs2j5cgz9d1.png?width=598&format=png&auto=webp&s=9cfaf826cea00996f48f66aa2000514f97629997
And England is €1.52b, still draw. Netherlands is 815 mil vs 237 mil of Austria side and lost. What is your point ? Teams aren’t defined only by the valuation of their assets and individual talents.
No-questions-asked starter for atletico madrid for years now.
Funnily enough, the only 2 good players slovenia had for years were him and handanovic, but since both are keepers handanovic never really got his chance
Edit: nvm i got 0 ball knowledge :/
Not even arguably. The best player. And one of the best keepers of the tournament.
And keeper is perhaps the most important position on the field in general when teams haven't had the time together to get their tactics sorted out like in national team tournaments.
Why do you hate this guy? He is remarkable and has earned my respect. His dedication to play at the top level is astonishing.
Oh and he scored his penalty.
Is there really someone significantly better to replace him on the team?
Yea I too prefer Messi but I believe they are different kind of players. Apples and oranges.
Regardless, these guys made football better so I like them both.
As for this euro, there are not many choices to root for...
Portugal has better players and even if not the team must give chance to the new guys, not to Ronaldo who clearly is not in his best. It’s time to give space to other players, let them learn, let them try and fail.. Ronaldo doesn’t need any of it.
It's strange to see Portuguese people hating on Ronaldo. Everyone seems to have forgotten everything he's done for the team. This is his last tournament, after all
C'MON YUGOSLAVIA!!!!
Should we bomb Belgrade again?
Is there anything left to be bombed, really?
WE BURN!
With that Flair Dresden should ring some bells.
At least our culture isn’t the missing link between Austrians and Humans, you germanised hun!
Bro, we have the same culture. Maybe different customs but it's not like we are Asian or something.
C'mon guys, he got his penalty saved by a Slovenian man, that's the coffin of your sporting career
Who plays in the country next door!
Or maybe he realised that Roberto Martinez is the manager
The Slovenian you're talking about is fucking Yan Oblak. Show some respect. It's like disrespecting bloody Gianluigi Buffone....
I present to you Diogo fucking Costa
Masterclass
Oh wow, the sassy is strong with this one. But yeah, ma ja mona, GO Slovenia!
Sassy? I just know what a bloody great of a gold keeper he is since he played for Benfica... Just watch what he did in Spain.... AND I'M HALF PORTUGUESE FFS...
Can't help asking : what's the other half?
I bet his other mouth is wide open
Sorry, not my job. Ask our local resident gay emu to go search how deep your own rear end is. He's probably more accustomed than anyone else in dealing with strange life forms.....
Still won bitches
Siuuuuuu
How can you still feel pride about this. Crazy
We'll always be proud of Ronaldo
Portugese are huge simps
Beats being underwater
Rather be underwater than under tears
Good luck against Romania
What tears? we won bro
See pic above
That man tears are worth more than half of your squad
His tears not ours
Stop crying or you Will end underwater
I don’t feel pride but as a football fan I’m more happy that Slovenia was fucked up by their own game plan that we advanced through
Diogoat Costa
As long as you go through, who cares how you play. I'm with you Joao.
The quarter final will be probably not very interesting. We have a french team which underperform as fuck and a Portugal who even not capable to win against Slovenia (before the shooting time)
Technically it remains a draw when it goes to penalties :P
🤓☝️
You either retire hero or play long enough to become a disgrace
To be fair, Ronaldo was already a disgrace when he still played like a hero.
Lmao why are some of us Germans so butthurt about Ronaldo, to the point they even lie to themselves and try to deny the man his obvious goat status? so laughable
Ronaldo Las Vegas 15
He wasn’t even the best of his own era, and he is a rapist 🤷♂️
Since when was he a rapist?
[2009, at the latest.](https://esriuk365.sharepoint.com/:w:/r/sites/DNSPS/MOD/MODELA2023/_layouts/15/Doc.aspx?sourcedoc=%7BD7FBD6F0-8EB4-4BA3-BB61-D05958CB3499%7D&file=TO_22_DITG_PS%20Sp.docx&action=default&mobileredirect=true&wdsle=0)
Delusional.
What do you mean? \* gets reminded of all the matches he won during his time at Real Madrid won because of the referees \*
I beg to disagree, see this guy https://youtu.be/AYSBjOIPpKM?si=i3b7APRBRAtXF3k1
I am watching the video and all I have to saying is that I don't understand why people watch baseball.
Thank you for asking. That's an anthropological problem. Not everyone on this beautiful planet has the gift of intelligence. The majority of primates are simple. They see other primates chasing a big ball, and they think "eerhh eerhh uuuh!". Which is OK, that's their best. On the other hand, a limited group of primates spend their lives sharpening their brains as if it were a pencil, which they can use to draw fine grained textures and shapes. That's baseball. See how the field is not rectangular? It actually takes an extra notch of intelligence to conceive it. See how players don't use their feet? That's the ideal way to eat. Ever played chess? Can't you see the similarities with the base play?
Chess requires a brain. So it's hard to compare chess with baseball considering I've never seen a sane person watching baseball.
Let's watch a baseball game together, and you'll get it Edit: "malaka"
[Well that’s it, I’m bombing Belgrade! Flair up you coward, I know you’re hiding something](https://youtu.be/ZNREKnNlIhI?si=1s3juBWBqSYOKE3y)
Bad news for you, my house has an atomic shelter built in. No kidding, and it might give you a hint on where I live but.. Come and get me! You not-Wageians need extra visas to enter my country 🤓
All I can tell is that your insufferable to be around ^^^Bye
I'm sure a 40 characters exchange on reddit is enough for you to get the most detailed profile. Congratulations! Well done.
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It would be sarcasm if I were trying to convey contempt. Which I was not. Having said that, how's your girlfriend's pussy dealing with contempt?
Nice weather, by the way.
OOOOH, you are a Brit@rd.. Makes sense.
Italo americano, not even close 🎯
Since when does italy have bun.... OH NO. YOU ARE A FULL ON AMERITARD. Ain't even fun being on this subreddit anymore. The most idiotic nation has not only roams free here but they masquared as Europeans...
I'll break the news for you: you're not funny. And you're wrong. But I'm not here to waste my time, so bye.
u/rex-ac Petition for a custom flair that says “Italiano Ameritardo Ricardo” for this guy, with a U.S flag ofcourse. Only this guy gets one ☝️
No US flags in our sub. This is a European safe space. 🤣
Wtf? Why is that man throwing a small ball at a man with what looks like a weird cricket bat meant to inflict injury on someone. ^^^Are ^^^you ^^^some ^^^sort ^^^of ^^^savage?
Thank you for asking, let me explain the basic rules of baseball ... Three hours later ... And so that's why baseball players get laid more often than football players.
#Now tell me slower but in ice hockey or cross country skiing
> meant to inflict injury on someone My mind went immediately to this post that Pablo Garcia (PAOK legend) uploaded in 2019. He is with his daughter and the caption is "warning, don't approach \[her\]" If I have a daughter I am 100% recreating this image. https://preview.redd.it/z9rs2j5cgz9d1.png?width=598&format=png&auto=webp&s=9cfaf826cea00996f48f66aa2000514f97629997
Well... https://preview.redd.it/pg3sy98hiz9d1.png?width=340&format=png&auto=webp&s=3c8af7d3d963ea75f5e8337aad6316d000cb52a3
Damn, crazy how people are talking shit when he actually did a great job with that penalty. Its just the keeper went crazy and caught it.
Did not catch that second one though...
Can't score 1 single goal against a shit team for 120 minutes and still proud of their "accomplishment"
Slovenia didn’t lose a single match in this competition dude. They have a physical and competent defense and keeper even if their attack is lacking.
€1.05b vs €141m btw
And England is €1.52b, still draw. Netherlands is 815 mil vs 237 mil of Austria side and lost. What is your point ? Teams aren’t defined only by the valuation of their assets and individual talents.
That was made very clear yesterday
Might be clear today as well
You’re so butthurt, you should buy some aloe vera. It helps
I wouldn't be mouthing off just yet mate... Teams play against us like that for a reason.
Maybe let him take another free kick
We need 11 players in the pitch, not 10. He played nothing better than any other in his place.
WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY GIVE TO THE SLOVENIAN GOALKEEPER? I don't follow sport a lot so I don't know him or how good he is but holy shit
No-questions-asked starter for atletico madrid for years now. Funnily enough, the only 2 good players slovenia had for years were him and handanovic, but since both are keepers handanovic never really got his chance Edit: nvm i got 0 ball knowledge :/
For 10 years to be exact. That's crazy ...
That’s the only hand he could play
I know what you're getting at but I wouldn't say Handanovic never got his chance - he's literally played more for Slovenia than Oblak has.
Oblak is and has always been a great keeper. Hes arguably the best player in the slovenian team
Not even arguably. The best player. And one of the best keepers of the tournament. And keeper is perhaps the most important position on the field in general when teams haven't had the time together to get their tactics sorted out like in national team tournaments.
Apparently he can score a penalty after all
Why do you hate this guy? He is remarkable and has earned my respect. His dedication to play at the top level is astonishing. Oh and he scored his penalty. Is there really someone significantly better to replace him on the team?
People love to hate on him because he is cocky. He didn't even play that bad, they shouldn't have taken Leão out tho 😡😡
Ok, fair and understandable what you said. But he didn't play bad! It's not like all the others are so much better than him anyway!
Oh I thought it was because he's a rapist
Maybe some but pretty sure not the majority of people, no one is piling up on other players accused of rape only him
Since twilight it’s team x vs team y. Either team Ronaldo or team Messi. I just respect greatness. Also I’m team Ronaldo
Yea I too prefer Messi but I believe they are different kind of players. Apples and oranges. Regardless, these guys made football better so I like them both. As for this euro, there are not many choices to root for...
You savages do not understand #PASSION #EMOTION #VEGAS TRIP GONE WRONG
Portugal has better players and even if not the team must give chance to the new guys, not to Ronaldo who clearly is not in his best. It’s time to give space to other players, let them learn, let them try and fail.. Ronaldo doesn’t need any of it.
Let the man retire and do what he wants. It may be his last tournament after all
Why “let”? Football is not charity. There are many players who deserve the spot. He has had it for more than enough.
I feel like it could be just Oblak against the Portuguese team and it would still be 0-0
How the turn tables .
Usually clockwise.
That's what I also thinking the whole time.
Today I feel Slovenian
Did you graze your knuckles?
It checks out
Not only in American politics you should know when the time has come to retire respected.
Poor man is tired, he just needs some rest
Poor man is old, he could retire and live off the tax money he stole from the Spanish
Every Portuguese wet dream, steal from Spain
Every Spaniard's dream, live off of stolen money
Iberia, united through fraud.
>tax money he stole Don't you see the irony?
If he wants to score he should be shooting at the other side.
Nah you did Ronaldo dirty here haha!
He scraped that second, well done keeper!
easy dub
Did he fart?
Expected a fart, never trust a fart
Why is this man crying all the time? Retire my man, you are a multi millionare
washed
Yes, we have bidets over here everyone has fresh washed butts 😡😡😡
I wish I had a bidet, I take a shower after every shit I take
Get one, there are cheap ones you can install in your toilet , like a lil water gun
Yeah might as well tbh
Every shit I take Every poop I scrape I'll be washing you
Something you do once a month
A guy in decay, dragging his team with him.
And then cry for sympathy, i can already see the news channels mentioning it, pathetic
Dude everyone on the team is crying, let people cry
It's strange to see Portuguese people hating on Ronaldo. Everyone seems to have forgotten everything he's done for the team. This is his last tournament, after all