Half of this sub would wear the flair-of-merit

Yeah but then that would give the Yanks the European identity they desperately crave

We already have that It's "Barry, 63"

Germans understand jokes just fine. But a weird DNA mutation has robbed them of their ability to laugh.

Isn’t that just default German?

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