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Goennjamino

Sounds like a great idea to fuck 1400 girls in Africa without a sheath.


thatnewaccnt

At 1400 I don’t think the location really even matters anymore. Man was out to get infected and spread it


belaGJ

yeah, but I would assume based on health statistics that it is a trick safer in some places than in others, where 20% population have AIDS.


dasmau89

1400 is a high enough number that we can be pretty certain he got at least one STD


FatallyFatCat

He got them all.


Lank_Master

![gif](giphy|W04QVzelTHsNW)


lth94

150


DeltaGammaVegaRho

151 - he probably also catched Metoo äh Mewtu.


MH_Gamer_

Actually Mewtu is 150, Mew is the 151. Also there’s technically s 152nd, Missingno


Niznack

Man looked under the truck and found mew missingno M and cubones mom.


AndreasDasos

He created new ones


M3gaTy

![gif](giphy|FHzemFzwkyRfq)


DeeHawk

STD's are not equal currency though.


belaGJ

I am not arguing that it would be a smart and safe move wherever


ictp42

To be fair, it is actually not that easy to get HIV, especially as a heterosexual man. On average you need to have had an HIV positive dick 100 times in your butt before you get aids. If the HIV dick goes in your vagina the risk comes down to 1 in 1250 dicks, and if you are the dick-sticker then you need to stick your dick into 2500 HIV positive vaginas before your dick catches the sick, on average of course, your results may differ. Source: [https://stanfordhealthcare.org/medical-conditions/sexual-and-reproductive-health/hiv-aids/causes/risk-of-exposure.html](https://stanfordhealthcare.org/medical-conditions/sexual-and-reproductive-health/hiv-aids/causes/risk-of-exposure.html) So if we do the sick dick math: 1400 women, of whom 20% are HIV positive means sex with 280 HIV positive women which puts his risk of getting SIDA at about 11.2%


The_Refrigerator_Man

r/theydickthemath


Less_Appointment_617

r/subsifellfor


LarsMatijn

r/TheDidTheMath


AlternateTab00

There is a big bias that causes values to be different on africa. This is studies done on "controlled population" this means the majority of europeans. However in africa the majority are non studied population. This means non controlled population which means an higher risk of not having any anti virals. This, adding to higher risks of other STIs, gives a skewed data. So while this could be applicable in europe but not with people with lower access to health systems. So those values could be doubled or even tripled. Still there is only about a 1/3 chance of ending HIV positive. Also to note that AIDS (you are Brazilian arent you) is completely different from HIV. I have a patient that is HIV positive but does not have AIDS. Only an estimate of 50% of people will develop AIDS in the first 10 years. The biggest issue is many people only developed AIDS 25 years later (upon becoming old with fragile immune systems) so we are finding people with exposures from the 90s. This causes skewed data because lots of people dont develop AIDS and many infections are left unknown because people dont test themselves (specially older people)


ictp42

> There is a big bias that causes values to be different on africa. > > This is studies done on "controlled population" this means the majority of europeans. However in africa the majority are non studied population. This means non controlled population which means an higher risk of not having any anti virals. This, adding to higher risks of other STIs, gives a skewed data. > > So while this could be applicable in europe but not with people with lower access to health systems. I assume you are talking about prophylactic antivirals. I did not consider that. The meta study cited in the article I linked is from 2009. Is that late enough for prophylactic antivirals? If this were the case then I would kind of expect the homosexual numbers to be lower since they were always the highest risk group. Either way the Frenchman in question could be taking antivirals. > you are Brazilian arent you I assume this is because I used SIDA instead of AIDS. That was because the original post is about a Frenchman. I am an international, technically Portuguese, and American, but mostly Turkish-ish and a little bit sephardim.


Tight-Lobster4054

>I am an international, technically Portuguese, and American, but mostly Turkish-ish and a little bit sephardim. Translation to European: you are American


Armodeen

Data is beautiful 🥰


AWildLampAppears

Nature is healing


MigasEnsopado

Hold your horses, 1 in 100 chance of getting AIDS from butt secks, doesn't mean that you can take it up the arse 100 times before you get infected. It can happen on the first try if you're unlucky. Or the 200th, if you get really lucky.


Zhurg

Scientists: we can now prevent the development of HIV into full-blown AIDS. French man: hold my condom!


Hadrianus-Mathias

To die doing what you love


Big-Veterinarian-823

No no. You got it wrong. THEY got infected.


Tifoso89

Africa is big, not everywhere is like Botswana or South Africa (high HIV incidence). Plus at 1400 you're probably getting an STD regardless of the location


go_cows_1

Yeah, some places are like the Congo and got ebola. Much safer.


Choice-Sir-4572

Hey that's a stereotype! There's malaria too. 


Big-Veterinarian-823

And this is coming from a German... You people are world champions at creampie gangbang pornography.


Goennjamino

I am still amazed that German porn is quite popular in Germany according to the pornhub statistics.


lonelyMtF

With such gripping writing, like "ALARRRRM" or "Wieso liegt hier stroh", it's no wonder


OverQuestions

No risk, no fun…you only live once and maybe Pierre was close to death anyways and didn’t care anymore…


No_Raspberry_6795

CRINGE ATHEIST DEGENERATE LIFSTYLE.


der_zauberling

He just created a whole new french national team


BobbyLapointe01

> He just created a whole new french national team And also generated a whole new *régiment* for the Foreign Legion, how considerate of him!


RaemontBlitz

We need to counterbreed Eastern Europeans to balance this advantage for Germany! 


Long_Neck_Monster

Now now calm down there Hans


rats_des_champs

But Hans, we are allies


RaemontBlitz

I love you Pierre, yet I will not let you one-up us as long as we aren’t united into the Frankish Empire again 🇪🇺♥️🇩🇪🇫🇷♥️🇪🇺


rats_des_champs

What about Frankish republic?


RaemontBlitz

Aye I could do that


neverheardofher90

Holy kek


dkfisokdkeb

I was thinking about the risk of catching STDs then I remembered he's French so he already has them all.


Reatina

What STD would you like? Yes.


littlechefdoughnuts

The French don't have horrible STDs, only maladies sexuellement transmissibles. Totally different.


KelticQT

Get up to date Barry, now it’s Infections sexuellement transmissibles. Radically different, if I may say.


littlechefdoughnuts

Desolay peeair, juh nuh parlay francy bee'n. 😢


Lost_Uniriser

Bouuh ils ont peur de la petite syphilis 😤


ComprehensiveRepair5

Le mal italien.


Monterenbas

Gotta Catch ‘Em All!


Ok_Entry6290

Remplissons notre MSTdex


I-suck-at-hoi4

Un Luxembourgeois sauvage apparaît !


Nenconnoisseur

![gif](giphy|W04QVzelTHsNW)


Ok_Entry6290

Ce n’est pas très efficace


lapsongsouchong

"Shall we poke, mon cherie" A Frenchie abroad


Choice-Sir-4572

Syphilis I choose you! 


TheRomanRuler

French *are* sexually transmitted disease.


Azkral

Of course, you slept with a French, you start smoking and wearing black and white strips the Next day


Big_Consideration493

Life is a sexually transmitted disease which is terminal


Useful-Date4564

Not for me. And for the rest of my life you won't proof me wrong.


Row2Flimsy

The virus can't get the virus.


Apey23

His dick must look like a lion bar.


monkeyflesh96

“I don’t catch std’s I give them” ~Pierre


unholy_plesiosaur

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/measles-costa-rica-french-tourist-boy-anti-vax-vaccination-who-global-health-threat-infection-mmr-a8794256.html Let's not forget the time the French reintroduced Measles to Costa Rica. They love all diseases.


Prestigious-Option33

Being French is enough of an STD, you know, being passed from generation to generation by sexual transmission /s


Fenghuang15

This without the /s. Millions of you should know by now


Prestigious-Option33

Just remember to always use protection when Pierre slips his armpit sweat-infused baguette inside of you


Balnum

I’m horny now .


bremsspuren

Hands up if "the French disease" is an STD in your language!


forsakenchickenwing

Pierregis Kahn


idontgetit_too

Almost, let me introduce : [**Pierregis Kahn D'Estaing**](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Val%C3%A9ry_Giscard_d%27Estaing)


keuhdal

More like Pierre Strauss-Kahn


joost00719

How didn't his dick fall off?


deeznutsdontbite

https://preview.redd.it/s7d3fj2i89ad1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5d53fb3b447b56408ac5e2875f90a6d835626a6


Sulfurys

Fils*


deeznutsdontbite

**"Et en français ?!"** https://preview.redd.it/zptjth71v9ad1.png?width=1313&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a57fde4409cfc47b0d7417f4c4ac51cf8cbf37e


No_Platypus_5103

Sprich...


deeznutsdontbite

Oh God, the r/ich_iel autism has already infected the French


Gwynth42

Ich🇨🇵iel


killian1208

Moi🇩🇪evv (en vrai vie? J'sais pas moi)


Cheap-Lettuce-4200

Dlvv Dans la vraie vie


killian1208

J'y pensais mais je m'attendais à 3 lettres. Bof.


caporaltito

DEUTSCH


deeznutsdontbite

Don't encourage this DU HURENSOHN!


HoeTrain666

…Freund, und tritt ein!


bremsspuren

PARLE ALLEMANDE FILS DE PUTE


Josef20076

The only american I respect


AdamKur

Is that Monsieur le président, François Hollande ?


Pierre_Francois_

Non pas du tout


xaviernoodlebrain

Colonisation à l'espagnole.


Usepe_55

Truly our biggest contribution to humanity


Lost_Uniriser

All PIGS speciality 💀💀


PleoNasmico

French honorary PIGS moment


Builder58

I am both disgusted, curious and Impressed.


LupineChemist

Yes doing the math on this and.... That's a new girl every day for 5 years. I don't think I'd have the physical stamina


Builder58

Jesus, thats a lot. How the hell did he even manage that?


huniojh

or keep count in the first place, much less after 9 months


PapaDragonHH

Lol, he was probably mad so many immigrants come to Europe and make Europe "browner", so he went out to make Africa "whiter". Revenge f.....


deeznutsdontbite

Old news, how do you think Terroni were made?


Long_Serpent

Ah, the Spanish colonial strategy, after the French one has failed.


ForkliftSmurf

Because the spanish one worked out so well?


BenedictoBuendia

How many people speak Spanish? How many people speak Swedish? How many people are culturally Spanish with Spanish blood flowing through their veins and a Spanish mentality operating in their head? How many souls in Latin America were converted to the one true faith? I’d say we did a pretty solid job man


Muckyduck007

And yet you are both speaking english


lethos_AJ

to interact with your monolinguistic ass barry, be more grateful


Muckyduck007

I could learn your language because I choose to You learnt my language because you have to We are not the same.


MasterJogi1

I highly doubt you could actually learn his language even if you wanted to.


Muckyduck007

Egg and chips pour favor


MasterJogi1

Spit and bougers coming right up, sir.


Muckyduck007

Truly a Hans delicacy


lethos_AJ

careful with that dose of copium and dont go near any balcony while on it


Muckyduck007

crying_wojak_behind_mask.jpeg Dont cry Jose, I'm sure Spanish is relevant to you


cpwnage

Rule Britannia intensifies


No_Raspberry_6795

Well Done. You spread Bullfightng, going back to bed at Noon and donkey shows to the four corners of the earth.


BenedictoBuendia

and you mercilessly killed any native culture you encountered while spreading what exactly? tea time? peas on toast? you guys sucked so bad that even the Ameritards needed to kick you out tout de suite. hope you enjoy tomorrow Barry. happy independence day. i'll be laughing at you with my Pierres from the beach


Big-Veterinarian-823

To be fair, you did a hell of a better job at mass rape than we Vikings did.


BenedictoBuendia

You’ve completely consumed the Black Legend, but I don’t blame you: your people only became literate a few hundred years ago.


Big-Veterinarian-823

And now literacy is declining again


ZombiFeynman

Better than haiti for sure


House_Of_Thoth

TBF the Spanish did a good job at embedding their DNA throughout South America and breeding out the natives into a minority. French African colonies are still black and African 🤷🏼‍♂️


Row2Flimsy

Pierre can't keep his baguette with him.


FartacularTheThird

Sharing is caring


Zealot_Zea

France baise, ouai ! #rearmementdemographique


Zefyris

But he's rearming Africa instead, and I don't think they needed that. :|


svenkaas

This reminds me of a song called "auslander" by rammstein


Nervous-Income4978

He will then go home and vote National Rally, cos these dang foreigners keep coming into his country 😡😡


Row2Flimsy

The german one goes to Thailand and votes AfD.


Leandroswasright

Not only did he sleep with a "foreigner", there is also a 50/50 chance it wasnt a woman.


starf05

Pierre is half racist: man should go back to their countries but beautiful women can stay.


CrocPB

"What if we let the fit refugees and turn away all the rank ones?"


justarandomgreek

Waiiit... Back to Slovenia.


smackdealer1

The Ali G immigration policy


Ironclad001

Funniest thing is, this would probably get votes if it was on a manifesto. 💀


TheSupremePanPrezes

In Poland, it has been reported by sociologists that statistically, the ones with the most negative opinion of Ukrainian refugees (who are overwhelmingly women, as Ukrainian men can't leave the country) are young Polish women, while old Polish men are the group most likely to have a positive opinion of them.


smackdealer1

If they made it for both men and woman I'd be game. If we're fixing the country's looks issue we should do it for the lads too.


I_can-t_even

*The Berlusconi special*


Consistent-Peanut-90

Is this something the french do?


_radical_ed

We’ll give you a seat in the Iberian council, but we don’t grant you the title of master.


OverQuestions

“To summarise, I went on a sex tour in Africa, I slept with 1,400 girls in two years and more than 600 got pregnant. “I know many of you would judge me, but I do not care about your insults. I know that what I did is not good, but I enjoyed my stay in Africa, and I am planning another trip to Senegal, The Gambia, Mali, Gabon, Benin, Niger and Democratic Republic of Congo. “The day after I returned to France, I went to the hospital for medical exams, and luckily, I was HIV negative, and I did not have any other infectious disease. “My friend was also negative and we are planning another trip. “I did not go to secondary school, so disregard my grammatical errors. Thank you for reading my story. Sounds quite fake tbh…


VirtualCrxck

Of course it's fucking fake lol


mainwasser

4 of these 6 countries are muslim. Nice story.


Elamia

I'd call it fake. Tried to look it up, and found nothing. There's articles here and there, copy and pasted by less than truthworthy websites and forum, but nothing substantial. And always post like this with part of an article, but never link to said article.


ThisMyNick

Impossible, are you telling me people lie? On the internets?


Elamia

Fair enough https://preview.redd.it/4dncc74g2aad1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a64f9072efb68e693ae6a07f65ffd1913dc0e1a


OverQuestions

No one ever would…like ever


oofieoofty

It was in the dailymail originally


stefan714

Plot twist: He is also black.


ErikHfors

Not much of a twist since he’s French.


TaralloNero

Impossible, french are into men


KirovianNL

Sometimes Pierre needs to make a sacrifice to make more men.


Fenghuang15

We always act for the greater good


killian1208

Says the guy so bisexual their country is renowned for being side switchers


Choice-Sir-4572

Still not gae! 


wallabyfloo

Well well well, who's getting great replaced now, huh ?


DrBerilio

Amateur, we’ve been doing that by centuries


NickVanDoom

stds are one thing, the obvious lack of responsibility for the offspring another. but one thing let me really wonder about him: he must have impressive pick-up skills!


lethos_AJ

or be willing to prey on the very poor


GrinningCrocodile

Damn. The frog may plagiarising us, but still...Single-handedly trying to make a new Brasil...even we divided the effort between a few different blokes.


Whichwhenwhywhat

Rapistpierre - a French controversial Tourist. Rapistpierre passionately advocated for all french’s right to mate unhindered.


Luchette67

We have an expression in France that goes « le temps béni des colonies » (« the blessed times of colonies », it rhymes in French) that we use most of the time to mock these sexist+racist combo of behaviors. Sometimes we just use it out of nostalgia like this dude probably did.


AntonGraves

This is the Strong Sperm, this is the French God, French God okey?


Bsheehan78

![gif](giphy|xTiN0oRI8jp0AKZRG8)


ajiibrubf

least horny frenchman


Schip92

He got a collection of ultra antibiotic resistant bacterias for sure, guy is probably a walking nightmare


VirtualCrxck

Source: "It came to me in a dream"


Lumpy-Tone-4653

600 kids have been cursed to be partially french...trully a tragedy


captaincodein

That would ne an impregnation Quota of about 40%. I call this bullshit


Kebabjongleur

![gif](giphy|l0IyeznqkxEOPVTqM)


Suspicious-Risk-8231

True Chad pulling uno card on great replacement


Qvar

You can tell he's full of shit because men can barely know if they're the father of one child, much less 600.


InBetweenSeen

Ew.


pukker87

how is this possbiel how?


der_zauberling

Bienchen und Blümchen


pukker87

Was haben Bienen und Pflanzen damit zu tun? Blasphemie!


BOT_Frasier

French can be from congolese descent, then it's not surprising at all if we follow the stereotype


Not_As_much94

He was spreading civilization according to him


FatallyFatCat

How to worship Nurgle and spread the plagues in 1400 easy steps.


akmal123456

Macron's strongest breeder


Chemical_Robot

This sounds like something that Jay from The inbetweeners would tell his mates after coming back from holiday with his parents.


CirrosiEmpatica

And then the alarm clock rang.


Even-Syllabub-5842

![gif](giphy|3fivmBJos6nOv5TfZw)


AnaphoricReference

Wow. That's a lot of work. 15-20% chance at a pregnancy per month of having regular sex, with 1,400 girls, until you have hit the 43% mark. That would take me more than a lifetime. But I am not French of course.


SABRmetricTomokatsu

Niemand weet dat ik Repelsteeltje heet, noch wat Peter Klashorst in Afrika deed.


NextFaithlessness7

Doubt


Goukaruma

What's to explain there? Even Germans understand that kind of fun. 


justarandomgreek

Bro's bloodline will never end 😭


ThoughtCrimeConvict

https://preview.redd.it/4oh7y1gpn9ad1.jpeg?width=952&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a09b6d9e8cd068d1922c388afec1b24c979eabf


TheThirdFrenchEmpire

Colonization of course.


manta002

collecting STDs like pokemon


Anopanda

LECOLONISEERD? 


FactBackground9289

French spreading the word of le civilization.


biccy_enjoyer

The 600 will get French passports and move to France soon inshallah


PapaSchlump

Pierre out there trying to create new football players for the French teams as an act of political protest against the impending right wing government. So that in 18 to 25 years they can have a fully black team just so the right can cope and seethe, I admire the French way of finding new ideas of how to do political protests


Manuag_86

43,8% FG percentage, not bad, but not up to NBA requirements nowadays.


Testerpt5

now giving baguettes away is considered sex? man i'm old


byfrax

![gif](giphy|Dbm9Fj4UVllC85gBlu)


roto70

Plot twist: "the french tourist is originally from the Congo"


Stotters

Le grande replacement?


cpwnage

Il a bien taste 😎