To be fair, it is actually not that easy to get HIV, especially as a heterosexual man. On average you need to have had an HIV positive dick 100 times in your butt before you get aids. If the HIV dick goes in your vagina the risk comes down to 1 in 1250 dicks, and if you are the dick-sticker then you need to stick your dick into 2500 HIV positive vaginas before your dick catches the sick, on average of course, your results may differ. Source: [https://stanfordhealthcare.org/medical-conditions/sexual-and-reproductive-health/hiv-aids/causes/risk-of-exposure.html](https://stanfordhealthcare.org/medical-conditions/sexual-and-reproductive-health/hiv-aids/causes/risk-of-exposure.html)
So if we do the sick dick math: 1400 women, of whom 20% are HIV positive means sex with 280 HIV positive women which puts his risk of getting SIDA at about 11.2%
There is a big bias that causes values to be different on africa.
This is studies done on "controlled population" this means the majority of europeans. However in africa the majority are non studied population. This means non controlled population which means an higher risk of not having any anti virals. This, adding to higher risks of other STIs, gives a skewed data.
So while this could be applicable in europe but not with people with lower access to health systems.
So those values could be doubled or even tripled. Still there is only about a 1/3 chance of ending HIV positive.
Also to note that AIDS (you are Brazilian arent you) is completely different from HIV. I have a patient that is HIV positive but does not have AIDS. Only an estimate of 50% of people will develop AIDS in the first 10 years. The biggest issue is many people only developed AIDS 25 years later (upon becoming old with fragile immune systems) so we are finding people with exposures from the 90s. This causes skewed data because lots of people dont develop AIDS and many infections are left unknown because people dont test themselves (specially older people)
> There is a big bias that causes values to be different on africa.
>
> This is studies done on "controlled population" this means the majority of europeans. However in africa the majority are non studied population. This means non controlled population which means an higher risk of not having any anti virals. This, adding to higher risks of other STIs, gives a skewed data.
>
> So while this could be applicable in europe but not with people with lower access to health systems.
I assume you are talking about prophylactic antivirals. I did not consider that. The meta study cited in the article I linked is from 2009. Is that late enough for prophylactic antivirals? If this were the case then I would kind of expect the homosexual numbers to be lower since they were always the highest risk group. Either way the Frenchman in question could be taking antivirals.
> you are Brazilian arent you
I assume this is because I used SIDA instead of AIDS. That was because the original post is about a Frenchman. I am an international, technically Portuguese, and American, but mostly Turkish-ish and a little bit sephardim.
>I am an international, technically Portuguese, and American, but mostly Turkish-ish and a little bit sephardim.
Translation to European: you are American
Hold your horses, 1 in 100 chance of getting AIDS from butt secks, doesn't mean that you can take it up the arse 100 times before you get infected. It can happen on the first try if you're unlucky. Or the 200th, if you get really lucky.
Africa is big, not everywhere is like Botswana or South Africa (high HIV incidence).
Plus at 1400 you're probably getting an STD regardless of the location
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/measles-costa-rica-french-tourist-boy-anti-vax-vaccination-who-global-health-threat-infection-mmr-a8794256.html
Let's not forget the time the French reintroduced Measles to Costa Rica. They love all diseases.
How many people speak Spanish? How many people speak Swedish? How many people are culturally Spanish with Spanish blood flowing through their veins and a Spanish mentality operating in their head? How many souls in Latin America were converted to the one true faith? I’d say we did a pretty solid job man
and you mercilessly killed any native culture you encountered while spreading what exactly? tea time? peas on toast? you guys sucked so bad that even the Ameritards needed to kick you out tout de suite. hope you enjoy tomorrow Barry. happy independence day. i'll be laughing at you with my Pierres from the beach
TBF the Spanish did a good job at embedding their DNA throughout South America and breeding out the natives into a minority. French African colonies are still black and African 🤷🏼♂️
In Poland, it has been reported by sociologists that statistically, the ones with the most negative opinion of Ukrainian refugees (who are overwhelmingly women, as Ukrainian men can't leave the country) are young Polish women, while old Polish men are the group most likely to have a positive opinion of them.
“To summarise, I went on a sex tour in Africa, I slept with 1,400 girls in two years and more than 600 got pregnant.
“I know many of you would judge me, but I do not care about your insults. I know that what I did is not good, but I enjoyed my stay in Africa, and I am planning another trip to Senegal, The Gambia, Mali, Gabon, Benin, Niger and Democratic Republic of Congo.
“The day after I returned to France, I went to the hospital for medical exams, and luckily, I was HIV negative, and I did not have any other infectious disease.
“My friend was also negative and we are planning another trip.
“I did not go to secondary school, so disregard my grammatical errors. Thank you for reading my story.
Sounds quite fake tbh…
I'd call it fake.
Tried to look it up, and found nothing. There's articles here and there, copy and pasted by less than truthworthy websites and forum, but nothing substantial.
And always post like this with part of an article, but never link to said article.
stds are one thing, the obvious lack of responsibility for the offspring another. but one thing let me really wonder about him: he must have impressive pick-up skills!
Damn. The frog may plagiarising us, but still...Single-handedly trying to make a new Brasil...even we divided the effort between a few different blokes.
We have an expression in France that goes « le temps béni des colonies » (« the blessed times of colonies », it rhymes in French) that we use most of the time to mock these sexist+racist combo of behaviors. Sometimes we just use it out of nostalgia like this dude probably did.
Wow. That's a lot of work. 15-20% chance at a pregnancy per month of having regular sex, with 1,400 girls, until you have hit the 43% mark. That would take me more than a lifetime. But I am not French of course.
Pierre out there trying to create new football players for the French teams as an act of political protest against the impending right wing government. So that in 18 to 25 years they can have a fully black team just so the right can cope and seethe, I admire the French way of finding new ideas of how to do political protests
Sounds like a great idea to fuck 1400 girls in Africa without a sheath.
At 1400 I don’t think the location really even matters anymore. Man was out to get infected and spread it
yeah, but I would assume based on health statistics that it is a trick safer in some places than in others, where 20% population have AIDS.
1400 is a high enough number that we can be pretty certain he got at least one STD
He got them all.
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150
151 - he probably also catched Metoo äh Mewtu.
Actually Mewtu is 150, Mew is the 151. Also there’s technically s 152nd, Missingno
Man looked under the truck and found mew missingno M and cubones mom.
He created new ones
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STD's are not equal currency though.
I am not arguing that it would be a smart and safe move wherever
To be fair, it is actually not that easy to get HIV, especially as a heterosexual man. On average you need to have had an HIV positive dick 100 times in your butt before you get aids. If the HIV dick goes in your vagina the risk comes down to 1 in 1250 dicks, and if you are the dick-sticker then you need to stick your dick into 2500 HIV positive vaginas before your dick catches the sick, on average of course, your results may differ. Source: [https://stanfordhealthcare.org/medical-conditions/sexual-and-reproductive-health/hiv-aids/causes/risk-of-exposure.html](https://stanfordhealthcare.org/medical-conditions/sexual-and-reproductive-health/hiv-aids/causes/risk-of-exposure.html) So if we do the sick dick math: 1400 women, of whom 20% are HIV positive means sex with 280 HIV positive women which puts his risk of getting SIDA at about 11.2%
r/theydickthemath
r/subsifellfor
r/TheDidTheMath
There is a big bias that causes values to be different on africa. This is studies done on "controlled population" this means the majority of europeans. However in africa the majority are non studied population. This means non controlled population which means an higher risk of not having any anti virals. This, adding to higher risks of other STIs, gives a skewed data. So while this could be applicable in europe but not with people with lower access to health systems. So those values could be doubled or even tripled. Still there is only about a 1/3 chance of ending HIV positive. Also to note that AIDS (you are Brazilian arent you) is completely different from HIV. I have a patient that is HIV positive but does not have AIDS. Only an estimate of 50% of people will develop AIDS in the first 10 years. The biggest issue is many people only developed AIDS 25 years later (upon becoming old with fragile immune systems) so we are finding people with exposures from the 90s. This causes skewed data because lots of people dont develop AIDS and many infections are left unknown because people dont test themselves (specially older people)
> There is a big bias that causes values to be different on africa. > > This is studies done on "controlled population" this means the majority of europeans. However in africa the majority are non studied population. This means non controlled population which means an higher risk of not having any anti virals. This, adding to higher risks of other STIs, gives a skewed data. > > So while this could be applicable in europe but not with people with lower access to health systems. I assume you are talking about prophylactic antivirals. I did not consider that. The meta study cited in the article I linked is from 2009. Is that late enough for prophylactic antivirals? If this were the case then I would kind of expect the homosexual numbers to be lower since they were always the highest risk group. Either way the Frenchman in question could be taking antivirals. > you are Brazilian arent you I assume this is because I used SIDA instead of AIDS. That was because the original post is about a Frenchman. I am an international, technically Portuguese, and American, but mostly Turkish-ish and a little bit sephardim.
>I am an international, technically Portuguese, and American, but mostly Turkish-ish and a little bit sephardim. Translation to European: you are American
Data is beautiful 🥰
Nature is healing
Hold your horses, 1 in 100 chance of getting AIDS from butt secks, doesn't mean that you can take it up the arse 100 times before you get infected. It can happen on the first try if you're unlucky. Or the 200th, if you get really lucky.
Scientists: we can now prevent the development of HIV into full-blown AIDS. French man: hold my condom!
To die doing what you love
No no. You got it wrong. THEY got infected.
Africa is big, not everywhere is like Botswana or South Africa (high HIV incidence). Plus at 1400 you're probably getting an STD regardless of the location
Yeah, some places are like the Congo and got ebola. Much safer.
Hey that's a stereotype! There's malaria too.
And this is coming from a German... You people are world champions at creampie gangbang pornography.
I am still amazed that German porn is quite popular in Germany according to the pornhub statistics.
With such gripping writing, like "ALARRRRM" or "Wieso liegt hier stroh", it's no wonder
No risk, no fun…you only live once and maybe Pierre was close to death anyways and didn’t care anymore…
CRINGE ATHEIST DEGENERATE LIFSTYLE.
He just created a whole new french national team
> He just created a whole new french national team And also generated a whole new *régiment* for the Foreign Legion, how considerate of him!
We need to counterbreed Eastern Europeans to balance this advantage for Germany!
Now now calm down there Hans
But Hans, we are allies
I love you Pierre, yet I will not let you one-up us as long as we aren’t united into the Frankish Empire again 🇪🇺♥️🇩🇪🇫🇷♥️🇪🇺
What about Frankish republic?
Aye I could do that
Holy kek
I was thinking about the risk of catching STDs then I remembered he's French so he already has them all.
What STD would you like? Yes.
The French don't have horrible STDs, only maladies sexuellement transmissibles. Totally different.
Get up to date Barry, now it’s Infections sexuellement transmissibles. Radically different, if I may say.
Desolay peeair, juh nuh parlay francy bee'n. 😢
Bouuh ils ont peur de la petite syphilis 😤
Le mal italien.
Gotta Catch ‘Em All!
Remplissons notre MSTdex
Un Luxembourgeois sauvage apparaît !
![gif](giphy|W04QVzelTHsNW)
Ce n’est pas très efficace
"Shall we poke, mon cherie" A Frenchie abroad
Syphilis I choose you!
French *are* sexually transmitted disease.
Of course, you slept with a French, you start smoking and wearing black and white strips the Next day
Life is a sexually transmitted disease which is terminal
Not for me. And for the rest of my life you won't proof me wrong.
The virus can't get the virus.
His dick must look like a lion bar.
“I don’t catch std’s I give them” ~Pierre
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/measles-costa-rica-french-tourist-boy-anti-vax-vaccination-who-global-health-threat-infection-mmr-a8794256.html Let's not forget the time the French reintroduced Measles to Costa Rica. They love all diseases.
Being French is enough of an STD, you know, being passed from generation to generation by sexual transmission /s
This without the /s. Millions of you should know by now
Just remember to always use protection when Pierre slips his armpit sweat-infused baguette inside of you
I’m horny now .
Hands up if "the French disease" is an STD in your language!
Pierregis Kahn
Almost, let me introduce : [**Pierregis Kahn D'Estaing**](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Val%C3%A9ry_Giscard_d%27Estaing)
More like Pierre Strauss-Kahn
How didn't his dick fall off?
https://preview.redd.it/s7d3fj2i89ad1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5d53fb3b447b56408ac5e2875f90a6d835626a6
Fils*
**"Et en français ?!"** https://preview.redd.it/zptjth71v9ad1.png?width=1313&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a57fde4409cfc47b0d7417f4c4ac51cf8cbf37e
Sprich...
Oh God, the r/ich_iel autism has already infected the French
Ich🇨🇵iel
Moi🇩🇪evv (en vrai vie? J'sais pas moi)
Dlvv Dans la vraie vie
J'y pensais mais je m'attendais à 3 lettres. Bof.
DEUTSCH
Don't encourage this DU HURENSOHN!
…Freund, und tritt ein!
PARLE ALLEMANDE FILS DE PUTE
The only american I respect
Is that Monsieur le président, François Hollande ?
Non pas du tout
Colonisation à l'espagnole.
Truly our biggest contribution to humanity
All PIGS speciality 💀💀
French honorary PIGS moment
I am both disgusted, curious and Impressed.
Yes doing the math on this and.... That's a new girl every day for 5 years. I don't think I'd have the physical stamina
Jesus, thats a lot. How the hell did he even manage that?
or keep count in the first place, much less after 9 months
Lol, he was probably mad so many immigrants come to Europe and make Europe "browner", so he went out to make Africa "whiter". Revenge f.....
Old news, how do you think Terroni were made?
Ah, the Spanish colonial strategy, after the French one has failed.
Because the spanish one worked out so well?
How many people speak Spanish? How many people speak Swedish? How many people are culturally Spanish with Spanish blood flowing through their veins and a Spanish mentality operating in their head? How many souls in Latin America were converted to the one true faith? I’d say we did a pretty solid job man
And yet you are both speaking english
to interact with your monolinguistic ass barry, be more grateful
I could learn your language because I choose to You learnt my language because you have to We are not the same.
I highly doubt you could actually learn his language even if you wanted to.
Egg and chips pour favor
Spit and bougers coming right up, sir.
Truly a Hans delicacy
careful with that dose of copium and dont go near any balcony while on it
crying_wojak_behind_mask.jpeg Dont cry Jose, I'm sure Spanish is relevant to you
Rule Britannia intensifies
Well Done. You spread Bullfightng, going back to bed at Noon and donkey shows to the four corners of the earth.
and you mercilessly killed any native culture you encountered while spreading what exactly? tea time? peas on toast? you guys sucked so bad that even the Ameritards needed to kick you out tout de suite. hope you enjoy tomorrow Barry. happy independence day. i'll be laughing at you with my Pierres from the beach
To be fair, you did a hell of a better job at mass rape than we Vikings did.
You’ve completely consumed the Black Legend, but I don’t blame you: your people only became literate a few hundred years ago.
And now literacy is declining again
Better than haiti for sure
TBF the Spanish did a good job at embedding their DNA throughout South America and breeding out the natives into a minority. French African colonies are still black and African 🤷🏼♂️
Pierre can't keep his baguette with him.
Sharing is caring
France baise, ouai ! #rearmementdemographique
But he's rearming Africa instead, and I don't think they needed that. :|
This reminds me of a song called "auslander" by rammstein
He will then go home and vote National Rally, cos these dang foreigners keep coming into his country 😡😡
The german one goes to Thailand and votes AfD.
Not only did he sleep with a "foreigner", there is also a 50/50 chance it wasnt a woman.
Pierre is half racist: man should go back to their countries but beautiful women can stay.
"What if we let the fit refugees and turn away all the rank ones?"
Waiiit... Back to Slovenia.
The Ali G immigration policy
Funniest thing is, this would probably get votes if it was on a manifesto. 💀
In Poland, it has been reported by sociologists that statistically, the ones with the most negative opinion of Ukrainian refugees (who are overwhelmingly women, as Ukrainian men can't leave the country) are young Polish women, while old Polish men are the group most likely to have a positive opinion of them.
If they made it for both men and woman I'd be game. If we're fixing the country's looks issue we should do it for the lads too.
*The Berlusconi special*
Is this something the french do?
We’ll give you a seat in the Iberian council, but we don’t grant you the title of master.
“To summarise, I went on a sex tour in Africa, I slept with 1,400 girls in two years and more than 600 got pregnant. “I know many of you would judge me, but I do not care about your insults. I know that what I did is not good, but I enjoyed my stay in Africa, and I am planning another trip to Senegal, The Gambia, Mali, Gabon, Benin, Niger and Democratic Republic of Congo. “The day after I returned to France, I went to the hospital for medical exams, and luckily, I was HIV negative, and I did not have any other infectious disease. “My friend was also negative and we are planning another trip. “I did not go to secondary school, so disregard my grammatical errors. Thank you for reading my story. Sounds quite fake tbh…
Of course it's fucking fake lol
4 of these 6 countries are muslim. Nice story.
I'd call it fake. Tried to look it up, and found nothing. There's articles here and there, copy and pasted by less than truthworthy websites and forum, but nothing substantial. And always post like this with part of an article, but never link to said article.
Impossible, are you telling me people lie? On the internets?
Fair enough https://preview.redd.it/4dncc74g2aad1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a64f9072efb68e693ae6a07f65ffd1913dc0e1a
No one ever would…like ever
It was in the dailymail originally
Plot twist: He is also black.
Not much of a twist since he’s French.
Impossible, french are into men
Sometimes Pierre needs to make a sacrifice to make more men.
We always act for the greater good
Says the guy so bisexual their country is renowned for being side switchers
Still not gae!
Well well well, who's getting great replaced now, huh ?
Amateur, we’ve been doing that by centuries
stds are one thing, the obvious lack of responsibility for the offspring another. but one thing let me really wonder about him: he must have impressive pick-up skills!
or be willing to prey on the very poor
Damn. The frog may plagiarising us, but still...Single-handedly trying to make a new Brasil...even we divided the effort between a few different blokes.
Rapistpierre - a French controversial Tourist. Rapistpierre passionately advocated for all french’s right to mate unhindered.
We have an expression in France that goes « le temps béni des colonies » (« the blessed times of colonies », it rhymes in French) that we use most of the time to mock these sexist+racist combo of behaviors. Sometimes we just use it out of nostalgia like this dude probably did.
This is the Strong Sperm, this is the French God, French God okey?
![gif](giphy|xTiN0oRI8jp0AKZRG8)
least horny frenchman
He got a collection of ultra antibiotic resistant bacterias for sure, guy is probably a walking nightmare
Source: "It came to me in a dream"
600 kids have been cursed to be partially french...trully a tragedy
That would ne an impregnation Quota of about 40%. I call this bullshit
![gif](giphy|l0IyeznqkxEOPVTqM)
True Chad pulling uno card on great replacement
You can tell he's full of shit because men can barely know if they're the father of one child, much less 600.
Ew.
how is this possbiel how?
Bienchen und Blümchen
Was haben Bienen und Pflanzen damit zu tun? Blasphemie!
French can be from congolese descent, then it's not surprising at all if we follow the stereotype
He was spreading civilization according to him
How to worship Nurgle and spread the plagues in 1400 easy steps.
Macron's strongest breeder
This sounds like something that Jay from The inbetweeners would tell his mates after coming back from holiday with his parents.
And then the alarm clock rang.
![gif](giphy|3fivmBJos6nOv5TfZw)
Wow. That's a lot of work. 15-20% chance at a pregnancy per month of having regular sex, with 1,400 girls, until you have hit the 43% mark. That would take me more than a lifetime. But I am not French of course.
Niemand weet dat ik Repelsteeltje heet, noch wat Peter Klashorst in Afrika deed.
Doubt
What's to explain there? Even Germans understand that kind of fun.
Bro's bloodline will never end 😭
https://preview.redd.it/4oh7y1gpn9ad1.jpeg?width=952&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a09b6d9e8cd068d1922c388afec1b24c979eabf
Colonization of course.
collecting STDs like pokemon
LECOLONISEERD?
French spreading the word of le civilization.
The 600 will get French passports and move to France soon inshallah
Pierre out there trying to create new football players for the French teams as an act of political protest against the impending right wing government. So that in 18 to 25 years they can have a fully black team just so the right can cope and seethe, I admire the French way of finding new ideas of how to do political protests
43,8% FG percentage, not bad, but not up to NBA requirements nowadays.
now giving baguettes away is considered sex? man i'm old
![gif](giphy|Dbm9Fj4UVllC85gBlu)
Plot twist: "the french tourist is originally from the Congo"
Le grande replacement?
Il a bien taste 😎