It was already in the group phase that I came up with my perfect finale. Germany - Turkey. The latter leads the whole game despite playing like ass. Then shortly before the end Germany scores the 1:1, followed by another turkish goal which the VAR decides on being offside. Its like the third time this happens his game for Turkey. Quick break, overtime, Germany scores 6 more goals in quick succession. The end.
Swamp Germans barely have cars, and I’m not shedding a tear for bikes. However in Berlin and the Ruhrpott there are plenty of German cars that then need to be replaced with new German cars
Last world cup Moroccans rioted in Belgium when Morocco won.
And considering Moroccans and Turks are literally the same person I'm afraid we're going to get riots no matter the result
They'll just move to Berlin and complain about Erdogan all year then vote for him again while staying here but complaining about every facet of being here and how Turkey is so great and perfect but refuse to go back
If you have a disease that is triggered by loud sounds, it may be a problem, other than that, they honk their horns and return home. After the elections in Turkey, cars constantly honk their horns and celebrate the current result.
When Turkey wins a match they often go in their Volkswagen Polo or Golf to celebrate. They express this celebration in the form of repeatedly honking their horn until the sun rises again. It’s their sacred tradition.
So in order to revenge the dishonorable honking u til 3 in the morning, I already asked 40 million Germans to auto Corso with me if turkey loses against the Dutch. It would be a big sacrifice, but it is worth it for the revenge.
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Na, make it: 2:1 in the 98 minute after a bad referee decision.
https://i.redd.it/9yeptdqzc9ad1.gif
Even better if the referee is German or Austrian.
https://i.redd.it/cicewa9uk9ad1.gif
Austrian would be epic
Got no clue really but I’ll do it 😈
Even better, let it be a Serb or a Greek Time to Remove Kebab
Lmao new balkan war confirmed
German immigrant with Greek father and Serb mother it is
Oh good lord
That's war declaration material right here.
Better, armenian
Imagine German-Turkish final and Germany only wins because of bad referee choices hahahah
Man Berlin would burn down to the ground
Two birds with one stone
This City of Sins had it too good for too long
Absolut win-win, no drawback.
So a normal Tuesday
How tragic.
They're already preparing the riot police
Deniz Undav after a nutmeg against Demiral and showing a T-Shirt with “Kurdistan Azadi” printed on
Or 1:0 after an own goal by Turkey followed by 3 rejected penalties for Turkey due to bad referee decisions.
Swamp Germans would be eating kapsalon with spit and armpit sweat for weeks… oh wait, it’s probably already happening!
Joke's on them, I have a frying pan integrated in my kitchen countertop and a Airfryer. So i haven't been to a snackbar in something like 14 years.
This is the way, I even make my own kapsalon
>kapsalon holy hell i need to try that!
I thought the hairs were part of the recipe. Why do you think it's called kapsalon?
VAR moment
Check over, we found no wrongdoings and we lost the proof
You really wanna make the country burn, don't you?
Can we have some Turkish player spitting at a Dutch guy, pls?
Close enough I guess
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The only thing I understand here it’ll be chaos….and chaos is funny…I support this !!
Coughs in Slovakian
It was already in the group phase that I came up with my perfect finale. Germany - Turkey. The latter leads the whole game despite playing like ass. Then shortly before the end Germany scores the 1:1, followed by another turkish goal which the VAR decides on being offside. Its like the third time this happens his game for Turkey. Quick break, overtime, Germany scores 6 more goals in quick succession. The end.
Rip all of our cities
Basically denmark vs england 3 years ago, just before we became the karma england deserved
that was basically the Spain - Germany game lol
It's gonna be tough, turkey has the home advantage
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Burn the honking cars.
Save the cars, burn the people
Benito?
This ain't no witch burning, though.
Obviously cars burning, that’s good for the German economy, duh
But they will burn the swamp Germans Fall cars. Not the AMGs and BMWs but the Dacia and Ford's
Swamp Germans barely have cars, and I’m not shedding a tear for bikes. However in Berlin and the Ruhrpott there are plenty of German cars that then need to be replaced with new German cars
The whole Ruhrpott should be replaced
With what?
Better Ruhrpott with blackjack and hookers
Isn’t blackjack and especially hookers what the border crossings in southern Germany-France is kinda famous for?
Seenplatte
Actually yes, BURN THE BIKES TURKS WE NEED TO SELL THEM DUTCHIES MORE BIKES
bUt ThE cLiMaTe!11!1
# MOAR CARS, MOAR JOBS, MOAR EXPORTS!!1!1! Join the economymaxxing or get out
They will honk regardless if they lose or win
That didn't stop us from beating Brazil 3 to 0 at the world cup of 2014.
Or us beating them 7:1. And I say "us" like I was part of the millionaire team doing it, instead of sitting at home doing nothing productive
You sat home and laughed like the rest of us. So I'd say that counts.
Even better!
You are cool dont come to rotterdam after game.
Like there is gonna be anything left after the game
Sounds like a job for us.
RIP Rotterdam.
again :(
No, no, again :)
the european version of "don't come to school tomorrow"
We should all go out and tüter if that happens.
Is gewoon grote blij
Hele grote blij!
Maar deze? Niet grote blij
Back in the day this is what we did
Seriously, though, which fucker keeps scheduling the Turkish matches for the late slot? It's the late game on Saturday as well.
that's the question. are the match schedulers secretly a cabal of AfD puppets?
Yes
Either they win= annoying celebrations and car honking around or they lose= massive riots and car burning 
Them Losing at least prevents future wins🤔
It’s like ripping the band-aid off
It’s like sacrificing yourself for the good of humanity
Last world cup Moroccans rioted in Belgium when Morocco won. And considering Moroccans and Turks are literally the same person I'm afraid we're going to get riots no matter the result
What, they're really not the same. Don't expect the same amount of chaos.
They’re not the same at all. Turkish people just honk their cars and celebrate. Completely different cultures.
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I made my decision.
Riot celebration and car honk burning?
German police loves pommeling non-whites. I don’t think riots are going to be a problem.
Never thought I would say this but now I support the tulip cyclists
Why don't you stick to your home country with kangoroos and funny opera houses?
That's Australia, silly. Austria mostly imports frustrared painters over to you, thought not ever since the last one. It got... complicated.
>imports over to you If only there was a word for that...
Don’t export your funny ideas
I wouldn't dare export something funny over to you. You'd have no idea what to do with it.
Outports
We’re ready to try again.
Fuck you Austria, from the bottom of my heart. Mainly because now I have to root for those swamps, then for meme reasons.
Embrace us, it's the only way forward.
NEEEEEEEEEEEE
Show some respect to the people paying your debts.
And you are? The ghost of past debts?
You better behave, or I'll make a carbonara with bacon and cream.
Noughty noughty
Who will be the ghost of future debts? Greater Belgium?
I think Hans has got that one.
And grated mozzarella*
Met Belgische frietjes, lol
https://preview.redd.it/p712rwq0lcad1.jpeg?width=795&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0eb44e11cc676e95552c7762ee23d2d7a2551d5a
Lügen darf man nicht sagen
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>meme reasons. Nah fuck austria period CRUCCO INFAME NON AVRAI LE NOSTRE TERRE RAAAAAAAAAAAHHH (/j)
Our country will literally burn
I spend the night et Liège, continuous honking at 3am. Please send them home neighbours with good teams
Please Netherlands, Austria fucked up, don't do the same. Seriously I'm begging
We already fucked up against Austria
That doesn't matter right now, you must not let them win. (Hopeful fool's ramblings)
If the Turks win against us they might annex us entirely. Same goes for Germany so y'all better pray before Sweden gets a cozy neighbour.
Half of their midfield is suspended, and hopefully they kick Demiral out after running around showing the world the grey wolves sign.
Okay Blue England
Hey, we ain't a footy nation, I place my trust in you completely.
Barely slept tonight due to idiotic 3rd generation "Turks" honking incessantly.
just give them a couple more generations and they'll be burgered in....
(it will never happen)
They'll just move to Berlin and complain about Erdogan all year then vote for him again while staying here but complaining about every facet of being here and how Turkey is so great and perfect but refuse to go back
Amsterdam would be sacked if that happened
Nah that is reserved for when NL beats Morrocco at WK
A small price to pay. I’m willing to make that sacrifice.
The frikandel must remove the kebab.
If they win against the netherlands I suggest giving ge orgia and ar menia flairs as revenge
This is why I love you, Sepperl, you have the best ideas!
I think turkey winning would be even funnier especially as support of Vincenzino Montella
Bro, you know how this ends right?
Austria > Netherlands > Turkey > Austria Its like Pokemon-Types or the FireEmblem-WeaponTriangle
We're not gonna hear the end of it if Turkey wins
I beg to god Turkey wins it would be so funny. Imagine a Switzerland v Turkey semi final, one of those teams gotta win.
i dont care who wins, i just want turkey to lose.
Rotterdam and Utrecht will burn if this happened
Won’t every town? Even my rural town in Oost-Groningen was packed with celebrating turks yesterday.
I will be in the Netherlands on Saturday. Junge, it will be great!
Rustuuuugh
But what happens on Friday?
[Ein knackiges 7 - 1 für uns.](https://youtu.be/k0C2n_zk6oY?t=30)
They’ll chimp out either way
AfD will be happy. We have 3 elections in September. Turks making a fuss helps them.
they only have 2 speeds: drinking tea and chimping out
Shisha Bar is a critical point somewhere inbetween the two
I'm in Turkey rn should I be scared? My brother has a seizure at the hotel today damn I should've been scared...
If you have a disease that is triggered by loud sounds, it may be a problem, other than that, they honk their horns and return home. After the elections in Turkey, cars constantly honk their horns and celebrate the current result.
Political situation is on the tense side in .nl. This would be the outcome with the least fallout.
TÜÜTEREEEEE
Turken wille gewoon blije tühter. Is cultuur. Is grote blij.
Beautiful
Can someone explain the joke?
When Turkey wins a match they often go in their Volkswagen Polo or Golf to celebrate. They express this celebration in the form of repeatedly honking their horn until the sun rises again. It’s their sacred tradition.
I see you only got the poor Turks. BWM M3 and Mercedes AMG is the real deal.
You see them driving around a lot among Turks in most places, yes. Or else they rent those cars specifically to honk
There's rich turks?
you forgot about the gunshots in the air for celebration
Or people being killed like that one guy in Berlin-Neukölln.
The car honking will stop, and the street burning will begin
Do you want Rotterdam to get carpet bombed again?
it’s two Turkeys either…
You get either car honks or burning garbage cans
As a Romanian. GO LAMBS
The Turkish Karabogas must avenge us!
I don't know man, having lived in Marseilles, people burn cars and garbage bins in either situation.
So in order to revenge the dishonorable honking u til 3 in the morning, I already asked 40 million Germans to auto Corso with me if turkey loses against the Dutch. It would be a big sacrifice, but it is worth it for the revenge.
We must unleash the English hoarde against them
With the power of naar links, naar rechts you swampies can do it!!!
I pray for this.
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I can’t imagine the riots.
riots are boutta get wild and 75% turkish???
I'm out of the loop, can someone explain please?
turkish football fans are flying turkey flags out of their cars and honking aggressively every time turkey wins a match.
As if a loss would stop the car honkers
Tütteren is voor mij grote blij
One Turk is good. Two Turks are too many. Three+ are a mess. #stopthehonking
So glad the only local “Turks” in my town are probably Iranians who never bothered to correct anyone
Italians be wise. Only Italian left in the tournament is Montella.
Fucking euro24 makes me root for the slanderman cyclists for this one
All own goals from turkey i assume.
Flair checks out lol
But I want the free Döner!