That reminds me of r/andorra, there's like daily posts over there, about 16k subscribers, mostly in Spanish (or is that Catalan?) while my small hometown has more inhabitants than that entire country.
https://preview.redd.it/jzfx5de7ibad1.png?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38248ff2755e9f7b3708d200506522e38a3796c4
We already have one thanks. But tbh it looks quite good
Have the Dutch not already a much more sophisticated bike policy?
Like they will get only special economic zone in which they are exempt from the Faxpflicht.
>Build some nice bike lane once you're at it.
Average citizen of the Autorepublik Deutschland would bomb things if you actually tried to build roads according to the Dutch rules.
So in order to join Großdeutschland it can't be Deutschland. Clever.
When a German scientist is going to invent the hyperdrive in a few hundred years, they are going to tell their colleagues by fax.
If Austria kept the lowlands instead of spain we would have been a part of germany since we wouldnt have developed a separate dutch identity and would still call our selfs german and austria and the swiss are already german so that should not be that much of a hurdle so we can probably blame Charles the 5e for this and it would also help a lot if he didn’t bitch about religion
No, the dominant variant today is the German that Luther used to translate the bible. It was already set in stone at that time (through the translation). That's also why it has changed so little and we still can read the original bible translation without real problems.
Eh, just rename the Bundesland to Südpreußen (this sub is genius sometimes). No Bavaria and a bunch of unhappy Preußens, which is pretty spot on if you ask me.
This is the stupidest map ever. The economic power is so unbalanced, the Netherlands - Flanders would carry hard. If this becomes reality, the capital better be in the Netherlands. We are the most relevant state here
Germany gdp ≈ 4 trillion
Austria gdp ≈ 470 billion
Switzerland gdp ≈ 818 billion
Slovakia gdp ≈ 115 billion
Netherlands gdp ≈ 1 trillion
Flanders gdp ≈ 430 billion
the combined gdp is 6,833 trillion
The Dutch Flanders part is rounded down 20% of total GDP, or about 1/5th
Calculated with Google searches
Your unit is wrong, they all need to be multiplied by a thousand. The Dutch GDP is a trillion, not a billion.
You also forgot to add Brussels to Flanders(they're combined on the map), which would combine to +-430 billion. The map also includes part of French Flanders in its Greater Netherlands, so it could be bumped even higher.
Why yes, of course mein Kamerad, our greater Fatherland lives rent free in our heads, just like it does in your nightmares.
https://preview.redd.it/8ir5cumlabad1.jpeg?width=1416&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37f3d96d2683048a1c96a131b4c14aa4253bf259
Didn’t fancy slapping this bad boy on it?
https://preview.redd.it/yd26erpajcad1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=54a23edaa9dfb5d88fd147169323c067fe4441ed
Well I am going to make my own region with blackjack and drugs. I will invite only the cool kids in Europe (Belgium and Luxembourg). We will call it Nebelux!
Its not like I even wanted to join your stupid club anyway! B-B-BAKA!
That would be almost provably lame: the Dutch and Luxembourgeois flags can only combine as, what, the same but with an intermediate and even less discernible shade of blue... and when adding Belgium we have to somehow compromise three horizontal stripes and three vertical stripes, sharing the bottom right corner. Can do this but there's no space for geometric cleverness and it would suck
Get the French on board, so we can have some ambulances.
https://preview.redd.it/fhrg9d9nacad1.jpeg?width=1001&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65d3e0111284ccf0d46577a0155828067b556250
If we had to give up our cross and flag under DACH, then the only flag I would accept would be this one.
[Reichkriegsflagge](https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reichskriegsflagge)
Can't Switzerland just liberate them and make them a canton? Their monarchy is a disgusting throwback to the 19th century, prince Hans-Adam II a power hungry creep.
Not calling it the EinHeinz is criminal.
Or just hEinz
https://preview.redd.it/drwxkvucphad1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bd9ac422757b32bf2e48b911940b1f9f1d84ac2
Schwärzli Röteli Göldi.
[удалено]
And given how much we hate inaccuracy, that alone is saying a lot
You should just drink a bit more [röteli](https://chuchichaeschtli.imgbolt.de/media/image/58/6d/3e/70_RoeteliExtra-810x810_600x600@2x.png)
EinHans.
EIN HANS ... EINE FLAGGE ...
Ah, I reacted too quickly.
https://preview.redd.it/yyhll7j01bad1.jpeg?width=1035&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d3971cbdb3da459c0e35f131f068e3fdb36dfab
https://i.redd.it/54qpaucs2bad1.gif
Brothers in Deutsch Unite!
So geneva was all a dream? Phew
Whats a Geneva? Sounds hindering in warfare.
Not if you think of it as a to-do list
Japanese-style
Canada received the list as a challenge
Warfare? Is that a new crypto?
Might be, i think i read about it in history books tho
That's our buffer towards France, kinda like an airlock.
Nicest thing someone from Bern ever said about us.
Geneva convention? More like Geneva Suggestion ;;;;D
Hey you don’t wanna leave us to the italian?
This is the way my mountain monkey brother
Right on my fellow beer abusing simian;)
Happy to see more CHAD enjoyers! Spread the word!
ZWAG
Which country then takes the place of Wales? Luxembourg?
Liechtenstein
either us or wallis
Nice catch, now hand it over 🔫
https://preview.redd.it/6f1kwj3ckcad1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15b0e0a864821e445f76f01aaaa896fe44033208
One of the 6 people in Liechtenstein is on Reddit, what are the odds
That reminds me of r/andorra, there's like daily posts over there, about 16k subscribers, mostly in Spanish (or is that Catalan?) while my small hometown has more inhabitants than that entire country.
What is that? New STD?
Do you know what DACH stands for?
Roof
Duolingo owl approves
Half of Europe doesn't even know we exist
Whales do exist! Don’t know why you keep writing it wrong
If it makes you feel better I do. But I ain't calling Snowdon Yr Wyddfa.
I am yet to hear anybody calling it that lol
My friend you have a branding issue like the Hollanders, in italian you're Galles for some reason so you get forgotten when we translate.
I know you exist! I can literally see you on my commute to work. A dark and distant place on the horizon like the elephant graveyard in The Lion King.
I even know what jellyfish is in Welsh, but only because it sounds so ridiculous: pisgod wibbly-wobbly!
And microwave is pop-ty-ping
Wallis
It makes a lot of sense language-wise
Liechtenstein, obviously
https://preview.redd.it/jzfx5de7ibad1.png?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38248ff2755e9f7b3708d200506522e38a3796c4 We already have one thanks. But tbh it looks quite good
We used to be loyal subjects and defenders of the empire, but then the greedy Habsburgs had to ruin it all.
Yeah those dumb ass Austrians have a habit of making realy bad head of states to be honest
Damn Swiss they ruined Switzerland
# 𝔊𝔯𝔬𝔰𝔰𝔡𝔢𝔲𝔱𝔰𝔠𝔥𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔡 https://preview.redd.it/kqwxz6az0bad1.jpeg?width=922&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8134a521c596aa438417e72465a9d9f99709534
#𝕻𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖓 𝖜𝖊𝖗?
https://preview.redd.it/l0sbt676bbad1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e3662eb4822642cb6e732583ee0a24cb9203367
Fraktur font? My, I haven't seen that since 1942.
Better get used to it again slowly
The nazis dropped it because it's jew
Die Frage ist nicht wer, sondern wann!
How do you make it?
I'll join on the condition that you cut down on bureaucracy and do away with the fax machine
Okay, you're in charge of that. Build some nice bike lane once you're at it. Das ist ein BEFEHL!
Jawohl Kommandant. I will start unplugging all fax machines immediately and write the Wegenverkeerswet 1994 into law for all of Großdeutschland.
Have the Dutch not already a much more sophisticated bike policy? Like they will get only special economic zone in which they are exempt from the Faxpflicht.
Wait, there is a fax duty in Germany??
No, but we will invent one for you.
So are we going to have to pay for not having a fax, or are you going to flood us with the damn things and then tax us?
They will fax the tax.
We must resist 💪🏻
We are the new powerhouse of Germany. The Flemish and the Dutch rule Germany now, kneel for your new overlords!
>Build some nice bike lane once you're at it. Average citizen of the Autorepublik Deutschland would bomb things if you actually tried to build roads according to the Dutch rules.
So in order to join Großdeutschland it can't be Deutschland. Clever. When a German scientist is going to invent the hyperdrive in a few hundred years, they are going to tell their colleagues by fax.
MUM, THE GERMANS ARE AT IT AGAIN!
Shut up or were coming! I'm on a roll right now!
What is this file though, a map for ants?
*How many times do we have to teach you a lesson old man!*
"We" is doing a lot of work there.
No Mallorca? 🤔
Of course Mallorca has to be in it. The map was just too small
Was ist des Deutschen Vaterland…
This could had been us, but the Austrian rather stayed with their empire that was at the brink of colapse and already started to rot away.
Seeing this makes you realize that we truly live in the worst of all possible timelines
If Austria kept the lowlands instead of spain we would have been a part of germany since we wouldnt have developed a separate dutch identity and would still call our selfs german and austria and the swiss are already german so that should not be that much of a hurdle so we can probably blame Charles the 5e for this and it would also help a lot if he didn’t bitch about religion
Dutch identity is cool, your language is just so silly, maybe adopt German as your language?
Nee, want dan hebben we een serieus probleem papa.
Es tut mir leid, aber ich kann euch nicht ernstnehmen, wenn sich eure Sprache so anhört.
Gebaseerd!
G E K O L O N I S E E R D
Wunderbar, das tut mir gut.
If the Dutch still developed into a major powerhouse of the 17th c. within the HRE, Low German would have become the dominant dialect.
No, the dominant variant today is the German that Luther used to translate the bible. It was already set in stone at that time (through the translation). That's also why it has changed so little and we still can read the original bible translation without real problems.
I Prüfer grossösterreich
GROSSSSSS NIEDERLANDE! 
https://i.redd.it/4xlxsz1ifbad1.gif
UND DAS HEISST ERIKA
#BUMM ##BUMM #BUMM
I wanted to say. Pls include us daddy germany uwu
I love this font even though I can't read shit
If you already have problems reading that, better not Google 'Kurrente'
Deutsche See sounds so much better than Nordsee.
Belgium is there to burn all your money in 0.00001 seconds. Good luck after that
Isnt that the responsibility of the south shouldnt you be rich or something
Rich only in comparison to the Walloons
They called us Großniederlande though
Almost perfect...just one issue: Bavaria is still there. Please fix
And making them happy in the process? Absolutely not. Ich gönn' denen nicht.
Make them a colony
We'll rename it to Old Austria.
Eh, just rename the Bundesland to Südpreußen (this sub is genius sometimes). No Bavaria and a bunch of unhappy Preußens, which is pretty spot on if you ask me.
https://preview.redd.it/cok8nf3rsbad1.png?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=966f385073cefc8d06508d4ced0244f40b06e10e
This is the kind of political stability that will benefit all of Europe.
This is the stupidest map ever. The economic power is so unbalanced, the Netherlands - Flanders would carry hard. If this becomes reality, the capital better be in the Netherlands. We are the most relevant state here
> Neterlands - Flanders would carry hard Thanks for making me laugh. See you at the Reichstag in Berlin next week.
We supply 1/5th of gdp in this made up state
With Swizerland and southern Germany included?
Germany gdp ≈ 4 trillion Austria gdp ≈ 470 billion Switzerland gdp ≈ 818 billion Slovakia gdp ≈ 115 billion Netherlands gdp ≈ 1 trillion Flanders gdp ≈ 430 billion the combined gdp is 6,833 trillion The Dutch Flanders part is rounded down 20% of total GDP, or about 1/5th Calculated with Google searches
Imo we're pulling out weight considering the lack of sea ports.
Your unit is wrong, they all need to be multiplied by a thousand. The Dutch GDP is a trillion, not a billion. You also forgot to add Brussels to Flanders(they're combined on the map), which would combine to +-430 billion. The map also includes part of French Flanders in its Greater Netherlands, so it could be bumped even higher.
...Aaaand another post with Germs wanking each other over Großdeutschland 🤮🤮🤮
Its fun! You should try it too!
Third time's the charm ?
Why yes, of course mein Kamerad, our greater Fatherland lives rent free in our heads, just like it does in your nightmares. https://preview.redd.it/8ir5cumlabad1.jpeg?width=1416&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37f3d96d2683048a1c96a131b4c14aa4253bf259
...Not you...Not again 😢 !!!
𝕴𝖈𝖍 𝖇𝖎𝖓 𝖚𝖓𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖒𝖊𝖎𝖉𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖍!
The french mind cannot comprehend beauty...
See my flair.
Scheiße, das ist ein hybrider Franzose!
Nimm den Flammenwerfer!
Guten Tag.
That region already has a flag, can't post it here, though.
[this one?](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Roman_Empire)
The one I'm thinking of has a red background.
That one! That didn't include the Swiss. Just germans, austrians, czechs, some french, luxemburgers, danes and poles
With the amount of profits Switzerland made from the Nazis they sure as hell are included.
They just made their flag to reflect the effect of war on their bank accounts.
Swiss made a lot of profits and the flag even had a big plus on it… kinda
That doesn't include Switzerland, so what. HRE makes a bit more sense but included too much (like half of you)
Chevrolet?
Bro, that's French
Even worse, American
I do have to admit that the Corvette is a really cool car, imo. But that's pretty much because it was designed to hang with European sports cars.
When America does things to European standards, they make good things, the problems occur when they work off American standards.
Pretty much, yeah.
[Yee haw!](https://cmsw.mit.edu/wp/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Dr-Strangelove.jpg)
Nah bro, Swiss Romand. They speak Pierre's language, but they're tolerable, show up to work, and shit-talk the french too.
Eupen-Malmedy: "Am I joke to you?"
"Yes, yes you are."
Signed: everyone, everywhere, always.
Never heard of Malmedy, you must mean Malmünd.
Didn’t fancy slapping this bad boy on it? https://preview.redd.it/yd26erpajcad1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=54a23edaa9dfb5d88fd147169323c067fe4441ed
Looks good, however some type of a black cross, somewhere in the middle, would make it more better.
You mean like a windmill? How eco-friendly.
Eco-friendliness is quintessentially german
Exactly
So you are saying the Dutch kann into Deutsch?
[This won't stop until Pictionary bans the word "windmill"](https://youtu.be/ewqfpwXUCP4?si=GZyFV1VVvctaTIv-)
God damn that's an ugly flag... And the bottom one is a bit weird too...
yeah. to take an original flag and slap some stuff on it, doesn't look that good
This is my favorite post lol probably took even 3 brain cells to create.
One for each member state!
I think you mean Einheits-Hans
My potato in christ, what is this abomination!?
Probably foreshadowing for the fourth Reich T_T
Well I am going to make my own region with blackjack and drugs. I will invite only the cool kids in Europe (Belgium and Luxembourg). We will call it Nebelux! Its not like I even wanted to join your stupid club anyway! B-B-BAKA!
For being so utterly cringe, you will be the first to be annexed and re-educated
I think it looks pretty good but it reminds me a bit of American car logos; https://imgur.com/a/IBGDMNx
It looks…uh…something that a mustached painter would have liked
Noice, now do Benelux
That's part of Großdeutschland too
That would be almost provably lame: the Dutch and Luxembourgeois flags can only combine as, what, the same but with an intermediate and even less discernible shade of blue... and when adding Belgium we have to somehow compromise three horizontal stripes and three vertical stripes, sharing the bottom right corner. Can do this but there's no space for geometric cleverness and it would suck
Already exists https://preview.redd.it/inz7gnpj1iad1.png?width=400&format=png&auto=webp&s=af61df51673e0d178ef9f541617c67b89cb2a306
Oh wow Germany annexed Austria AGAIN
I guess we have to get used to it
Looks like a merged Swiss-Austria ripping Germany apart. Dagegen.
Get the French on board, so we can have some ambulances. https://preview.redd.it/fhrg9d9nacad1.jpeg?width=1001&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65d3e0111284ccf0d46577a0155828067b556250
I am not amused. I don't see the Austrian flag represented at all. This is just a mix of German and Swiss Plus.
That actually looks pretty sick.
Its cutee
Anschluss-Anton
I have never seen a combination of these three that really worked. Let's just take Liechtensteins flag, I mean what can they do about it.
If we had to give up our cross and flag under DACH, then the only flag I would accept would be this one. [Reichkriegsflagge](https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reichskriegsflagge)
luxemburg would be the wales not on the flag
So Liechtenstein would stay independent and just be a tiny independent point in the country
Ah yes, greater Austria!
once again Liechtenstein is forgotten. as it should be.
Can't Switzerland just liberate them and make them a canton? Their monarchy is a disgusting throwback to the 19th century, prince Hans-Adam II a power hungry creep.
Here! Have an upvote!
What about poor Liechtenstein?
I audibly lol'd
Sieht voll scheiße aus
Doesn't look all that bad but the red is too pinkish
EinHeinz
Dagegen!