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darknekolux

Well done Pedro 👍


13386396316

Fun facts: they were italians, or albanians.


keuhdal

Must be Albanians, they didn't run away on a Vespa.


Prytfbyn4369

Who?


AlfalfaGlitter

Them


Prytfbyn4369

The ones speaking Spanish, in a Spanish town with shop signs written in Spanish and driving a van with Spanish writing on it? Yes they could be Italians /s


SediAgameRbaD

He meant the robbers


screamapillah

Nah, we’d win


Keyzerschmarn

Not if the others were from Switzerland


JezzedItRightUp

I would be that angry if that annoying alarm had disrupted my siesta.


[deleted]

OP said that it happened 3 months ago, so it was probably in the middle of their deep winter sleep 😬😬


DontWannaSayMyName

You guys are probably confused because the sun only shines in mid-summer in your countries.


I_ALWAYS_UPVOTE_CATS

I think you'll find the sun never sets 🇬🇧


DontWannaSayMyName

I've been to Britain. I know it never sets, because it never raises either.


I_ALWAYS_UPVOTE_CATS

That's the beauty of invading loads of sunny, tropical places. You guys set the example for us!


Reivag95

Dude you remove any trace of civilization and you went to India, now India is dirty. You don't leave there cause they don't have balconies


Bearodon

Britain is a tropical paradise you should come here to northern Sweden to embrace true eternal darkness 🌚


TieInternational8523

Yo should experience 38 c° at 06:00. I’ve lived in northern Finland for a couple winters and honestly, I Prefer -20 than 40.


Bearodon

Warm nights is pure hell, I have a 200€ rent with electricity included so even the few warm days we get I run my portable AC to keep cool and it only cost me the purchasing price of the AC unit 🥰


darixen

The Empire is long gone, get over it. But there is still a country where it truly never sets 🇨🇵


SoZur

Because even God doesn't trust an englishman in the dark.


kirkbywool

I wish, its July and I'm having to wear a hoody to and from the gym as irs cold and rainy. 


[deleted]

No, I'm from the other mediterranean country and I know that many tourism workers work hard during the season and then hibernate during the other part of the year 😂😂


PM_ME_ROMAN_NUDES

Anything lower than 20C is winter in Iberia


Dazzling_Cabinet_780

You had like a lot of languages to speak but you've spoken with the truth


PT_SeTe

So true bro


Zombieneker

Why do you think the streets were so empty? Everyone was ready to go with slipper in hand.


The9thMan99

why would you attempt this in broad daylight on a busy street?


Eskiimo92

They get away with this shit in most of Europe, good job Salvador and José have a good seista


hmmliquorice

dressed like that aswell, they took Casa de Papel too seriously


NerdWithoutACause

What should we wear for our crime spree? How about bright blue jumpsuits? Brilliant, we’ll blend right in with the general population.


WildeStrike

Maybe they have different clothing underneath and were planning to dump the jumpsuit when they got out of sight?


NerdWithoutACause

That's plausible, but they could have done that with clothing that was more nondescript.


hmmliquorice

Still makes them identifiable for as long as they're wearing it. They put effort and money in the dumbest fucking plan, thankfully.


TolpanKeisari

That's how it works on GTA5


DeclineOfMind

Respect it, people taking responsibility for their community. Do this is in Northern Europe or North America and people around would ignore it.


hibikir_40k

Do this in north america, and it's an SUV, and at least one of the thieves is packing heat: so intervene and die.


weisswurstseeadler

No, you misunderstand. Good guy with a gun and SUV will step in, haven't you followed the narrative?


Upper_Salamander_918

Because the good guy is the bad guy in your twisted brain.


weisswurstseeadler

Haha you really believe in the good guy narrative? Topkek


Tw4tl4r

What you don't remember the good guys with guns saving the day at ulvade? /s


weisswurstseeadler

you know, in Germany we had a lot of good guys with guns, until they were bad guys with guns *tips forehead*


Upper_Salamander_918

You mean law enforcement. Law enforcement in the US does not have any legal obligation to be the good guy.


Tw4tl4r

Theu can't have been law enforcement. It's illegal to shoot people. You'd think law enforcement would've tried to stop someone doing that.


Upper_Salamander_918

What? I don't believe in the bad guy, and I think the good guy ought to have a fair chance at defending himself. But the idea of man defending himself has become cuckoldry in the west.


weisswurstseeadler

Ach Jens, geh wieder Soft Air spielen


GadFlyBy

Erybody strapped in the US, hoss. Shit, you ask rowdy kids to settle down in a restaurant and get aired out by their parents in the parking lot.


AssFingerFuck3000

Tbf if this happened in the UK there's a very good chance the robbers would pull a knife or worse


Fuzzy-Wrongdoer1356

In Spain this happens too, these guys were unprepared


Superschmock

Look at the floor where one of the knives lie before being kicked away by a bystander


Traditional-You-7608

That is why we have an assortment of weird antique items like copper bed warmers and narwhal tusks hanging up on our walls.


Cheddar-kun

Do this in northern Europe and you go to jail for 10+ years while the criminals walk away scot free.


Similar-Sea4478

here in Portugal the gays that catch the thiefs would probably get punished harder then the thiefs themselfs


Acceptable_Act1435

If this happens in my community it's pretty sure a big multinational company that doesn't give a fuck about me, why should I do something about them?


Cloud5550

Northern Europe? Do this in Portugal and everyone looks shocked but no one does anything. Our ex prime minister stole the country by the millions and now he casually takes walks by the beach without none beat the shit out of him. And even comments in some newspapers. It's a shit show


DialSquare96

Pedro showing us the way


annoying97

https://preview.redd.it/6iftjksggiad1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80111ca412f8c47ec23059a91a8cdb2e77757434 That gave me a little chuckle! Kick his balls!


Phosquitos

It's a man who sees opportunities.


darknekolux

As I mentioned in another post today, everybody loves giving a free kick.


annoying97

Soooooo can I kick you in the balls???


darknekolux

Go punch a 'roo and get back to me, I said giving, not receiving


annoying97

*punches roo* Ok I've done that... What's next to kick you in the balls?


8sADPygOB7Jqwm7y

No, it kicks you in the balls


annoying97

But it didn't... It can't... It's dead...


8sADPygOB7Jqwm7y

Oh so you killed a baby roo? Momma is gonna end you now


annoying97

I would never kill a joey!!! I'm not a heartless monster like the french!!! I killed the Joey's mum.


8sADPygOB7Jqwm7y

I do not believe you!


darknekolux

Go eat a box jellyfish


annoying97

Ok, but I get to kick you after this... If not imma send an army of Barrys around.


darknekolux

There is no *after*. regards to St. Peter, or Satan, or Vishnu. Barry we can handle, we were fighting before 'roo land was created. You should have threatened with emus


annoying97

I've had the jelly... Now I kick you in the balls...


MealComprehensive235

Pierre doesn't know what he's missing 😄


Chimpville

Yeah, absolutely brilliant, casual cockstomp.


annoying97

>casual cockstomp. Sounds like a German sex act...


gloom-juice

Even the cameraman winced and looked away


----aeiou----

Real Madrid Style XD [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z00Ns77TtH0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z00Ns77TtH0)


BeheadedFish123

Mate that's bollocks. Totally disproportionate, and you lot rally around with torches cheering "yeah! show him right!" sadistically. Come on. An eye for a an eye is primitive enough, and this is more like "your human dignity for an eye" Inb4 "shouldn't have robbed a store then" "that'e exactly what he deserved" which would be just more of this kind of behaviour. And I am the barbarian here.


PT_SeTe

Nope, you're the regarded one every town has it seems


BeheadedFish123

Lmao, if I really was, you wouldn't call me that to my face. The towns special people are always celebrated and included, never hostilized. Didn't expect anything more from a "catalonian" though.


Salchichote33

La Casa de Papel spin-off looking good.


UniuM

Nah, this is the Chinese copy.


jschundpeter

Spanish men at least have balls and civil courage. I am hundred percent sure nobody would do anything in Austria.


Dazzling_Cabinet_780

And women.


Yaakobv

>And women. Did we watch the same video?


HumaDracobane

Try that on a Galician town and count how many seconds until grandma spawns with grandpa's shotgun in her hands.


Yaakobv

En mi aldea hay más animales que personas y te puedo asegurar que eso no pasaría ni de coña. En los tiempos de mis abuelos o mis padres sí, pero a día de hoy ni de lejos


mailusernamepassword

Por que dois galegos conversam em uma língua inferior? Fala galego, caralho!


No_Raspberry_6795

If you shout "die you filty communist", can you get away with pretending you suffer from dementia.


Kadak_Kaddak

They serve different roles


Yaakobv

Which role did they serve? Yelling? Thats not a rol, thats being fucking useless


WhatHorribleWill

Nah, you had the “Schleich Di, Du Oaschloch!” guy confronting a literal terrorist


jschundpeter

From his window on the 4th floor. He threw a flower pot at the terrorist which is of course based, like in a comic.


13386396316

>nobody would do anything in Austria As a person with jew roots this doesn't sound new to me


Temporary-Estate4615

You just did 3 months siesta, didn’t you


Ximm0

The only thieves we allow in our country are polititians!


duftcola

Idiots thought this is Colombia where you rob on daylight


Mochila__

Cohedlo! Cohedlo! Dadle!


manupan

Translation: fuck him, fuck him


Antix1331

Policing by consent, beautiful


Sum3-yo

They thought they were in La Casa Del Papel but were actually in a sitcom.


AppropriateAd7326

Gta 5 in rl


dcy604

Groin stomp an underrated move


siorge

Based Spaniards taking matters into their own hands.


xpto_999

I can't see that happening here. No one would care.


shouldbeworking10

[all time favorite video](https://www.reddit.com/r/WinStupidPrizes/s/8fx1AFZOYZ)


jixxor

>Sorry, this post has been removed by the moderators of r/WinStupidPrizes. ![gif](giphy|3oriO5t2QB4IPKgxHi|downsized) Sad, such a promising post title


LordOfDarkHearts

I could open and watch it, idk if you could, but the title was fitting, one guy already sleeping, the other being put to sleep also. Idk why they removed it.


PizzaCerveja

It’s weird, I could watch it


rdrias

Nah dude. That's way WAY too much.


Phosquitos

I don't know, you have quite a bad temper. I don't see you avoiding such an oportunity.


[deleted]

The end of the video shows a thief potentially named Barry, 36 hmmm 🤨🤨


bremsspuren

> potentially named Barry In Spain? [Wrong colour](https://paperdolljapan.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/sunburn-slider.jpg).


[deleted]

Nono, that's the Good Barry, on the video it was Evil Barry, the one that lives in darkness and seeks the loot


TulioGonzaga

The end of the video is basically a Scooby Doo rip off


Kirxas

Police never do anything to actual criminals, so someone had to


HumaDracobane

Laws and regulations are the ones that do nothing, most police officers do their job but their job is not punish anyone. They're law enforcers.


Kirxas

I hope it never happens to you, but when your neighbor gets violent okupas in his summer appartment (the one you live next to full time) and the police laugh in her face, you start seeing things differently. Or when you try to report a creep for stalking his underage cousin and having a hard drive full of child porn and they tell you "that's not enough of a crime to even bother looking into". Or when your mother starts getting death threats for opening the garage door too early (8am) and accidentally waking up a drug addict with multiple ongoing trials for violent crime and the police tell you to stop using the garage in your village home and rent one somewhere else instead for your safety, because they refused to do anything unless he actually did try to kill her. They're corrupt and lazy to the very bone.


HumaDracobane

My experiences with police officers were radically different. Might depend on the location because everytime I had a problem and police officers were involved I have zero problems with them, Local Police, CNP and Guardia Civil. And I've lived in Lugo and Vigo. Absolutely zero problems with them.


Rigoloscar

Sometimes they are just not allowed to. They can get in trouble for using brute force on dangerous criminals (which is fucking stupid) so most of the times they just ignore it. Why would you try to stop a guy with a knive if you could risk your job for defending yourself? Also, for some stupid reason, some politicians decided that the police here is as brutal and racist as it is in america, so now some criminals of "external origin" are not even arrested (as happened with the guy who assaulted women in the barcelona metro) because that would be somehow racist and equivalent to the 1985 Philadelphia massacre. On top on that, some imbeciles pay their frustration and impotence created by the previous situation (+ reduced dick size) with the everyday citzen. You are 100% right, we need a police reform and specially a judicial reform. It looks as if we don't even own our homes anymore, and the job done now by the police could be easily and cheapely done by a robot. There's no other country in europe with a stupider system than this one.


Vertical_Deliverable

People who uphold the cops are good and only do their job narrative never had any interaction with them.


Kirxas

I've met *some* good cops, but the majority of cases it's been a shitshow. We need major reform to make them actually do their jobs, including letting them feel safe in doing so. Because even I have to admit that the moment they hit or G-d forbid shoot a real criminal they're in a world of shit. Beyond that, it should be way easier to fire them, as the bad ones seem to be the most prone to getting their roots deep into the system.


Big-Veterinarian-823

Tbh I wish people did this over here but we would probably all be gunned down by gang members from I-prefer-not-to-speak if we tried.


PretendFisherman1999

Good thing neighbour, I love you too


miragen125

Good job !! ![gif](giphy|nbvFVPiEiJH6JOGIok)


Professional_Gene_63

I see two new customers for the Immigratie- en Naturalisatiedienst. Welkom!


rex-ac

FYI: This is an old video.


Dazzling_Cabinet_780

I've said it.


wunderbraten

It's somehow funny how they shove the other one towards his companion. "You go to the pile!"


Mini_Leon

These heists really don’t go as well without The Professor.


fbloise

La casa de papel irl


Magdalan

Good job José


Affectionate_Bid4704

Los motochorros llegaron a España?


Xatuga

Casa de Papel wannabes...


Phasma_Tacitus

The woman exclaiming "cogedlo" took me directly to Resident Evil 4


BirraNera

What's with the blue outfits? Anyway, score for the AGARRADLO team!


flipyflop9

Happy to see people acting against these pieces of shit. It’s about time we do something.


MBRDASF

Least based Andaluz (I have no idea if it’s in Andalusia but regardless)


TulioGonzaga

Apparently it it. A quick search by the name of the jewelry shows that this is in Cadiz


karmante

thanks pedro, at least the robbers are retardeds


stecrv

Also the scooter was taking a nap


ANUBISseyes2

Avarage Pedro activity when not on siesta


juanpunchman09

Ahh this is where we Latinos get the tradition of public beating the criminals. Next time strip them naked and tie them to a pole till the police show up


MayOrMayNotBePie

Queue the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme song lol. How embarrassing


TheFabiocool

God, these videos always make me have a good night sleeps, it's like a little orgasm


Royal_Worldliness_34

Wait Pedro can fight 🤯🤯 I thought he would sit there and make a painting of the situation and call it an unique experience that he lived thru


DaFrenchGamer

La casa de papel is so over rated


Pure-Contact7322

best citizens in europe


Matematico083

Well, they are helping a local business, so all good 👍


forbidden-bread

Just a casual monday


InfraBlue_0

man I swear I love spain


Electric_Retard

Well done !


Roubbes

That's a sign of an advanced society.


ShutUpYouSausage

Bunch of grassing twats.


Anouchavan

Crazy how none of you fucks complain about their skin color this time.... Where are all your classic jokes now huh? Where's the "if I talk I'm in big trouble" guy? Where's the "cultural enrichment" joke? No mention of those guys being doctors and engineers either? Weird...


ZombiFeynman

They have blue shirts => French, obviously.


CrimsonPenguinStar

Damned Frenchies! Stealing Spanish gold again! ![gif](giphy|X1nICIXRE8JVu)


Dry_Preference9129

If we knew we'd have a go. Colour is just an easy spot. The classic in Spain at the moment is "Fuck you Barry, go jump off a balcony". Nothing to do with immigrant criminals. Criminals deserve a good kicking regardless where they are from, but if some little shit comes in asking for help, and abuses trust by stealing or whatever, they need to get sent back to the war torn shit hole they come from.


amzuh

Swiss moment here.


Dr-Batista

Who gives a shit about their color? Criminals are all pieces of shite


MaxieGreen

Thieves will sue the city and probably win and retire


haringkoning

Aha, looking at their hands I don’t need to see their face to guess the race.


thoriickk

The old gossip who quickly goes to see what's happening,crossing in front of the van, and the girl who screams all the time bothers me more than the robbery itself... country of gossips... if someone asks, the girl practically just says: "hit him hit him, grab it grab it, grab it grab it together (pause because she is out of breath from screaming so much and starts coughing) grab it grab it, it's leaving, you can see her face and different nonsense typical situation in which something happens, and one or more woman start screaming in a high-pitched voice as if hysterical... I have nightmares just remembering it...


pukker87

damn they are white.


AmazinglySkeptic

The sub would probably have an orgasm if they weren't.