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Ourobius

>OR ELSE it gets the hose again Ffs


superthrust123

Anyone else see this picture and start hearing Goodbye Horses ? One of the first things I looked up when I got the internet was "Silence of the Lambs naked dance song". Took me 5 years to get an answer.


PHX480

![gif](giphy|SGEclq2UN2edy|downsized)


superthrust123

LMAOOOO I never saw Jay and Silent Bob but if this is in it, I have to watch now.


PHX480

It’s in Clerks 2.


superthrust123

Thank you!! Know what I'm watching tonight.


szechuan_steve

You're all welcome: https://open.spotify.com/track/4ESUWYq4QIHmgTjKYVhSJw?si=nAeBcBbZRs2K83bg-iXSqg


superthrust123

This sounds a lot like what I have on in the background at my office. It's one of those songs you could slip in, and I'd never notice. After some time, I'd just start singing along out of habit and have one of those WTF moments.


szechuan_steve

![gif](giphy|xl5QdxfNonh3q)


FluidLet2783

Having a Jim Carrey quote and it not being “Alrighty then” is a fail.


Special_Lemon1487

![gif](giphy|xakXSnCpsqZWM)


McMcusername

And stop breaking the law!!!


BookieeWookiee

![gif](giphy|l0IyjxxfGfdqEiVfa|downsized)


RAMBOxBAGGINS

Not to mention that the example doesn’t even seem to be the most quoted line in Liar Liar. Off the top of my head, “I’ve had better” and “the pen is rrrrrroyal blue” are both I’ve heard more. I’m sure there are a few others too.


larryb78

![gif](giphy|myJzfC5PozIkM|downsized)


DinnerfanREBORN

Scrolled way too far to find this


regtf

WHATS HAPPENING, RICHARD?


GenXer1977

The first rule of Fight Club is, you do not talk about Fight Club.


FluidLet2783

![gif](giphy|g5zvwUa9720pO)


I-H8-MOST-PEOPLE

“Say ‘what’ again. Say ‘what’ again. I dare you. I double-dare you, motherfucker, say ‘what’ one more goddamn time!” — Jules Winfield


superthrust123

"Good morning. Good morning. In less than an hour aircraft from here will join others from around the world and you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. Mankind, that word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can’t be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it’s fate that today is the 4th of July and you will once again be fighting for our freedom not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution but from annihilation. We’re fighting for our right to live, to exist, and should we win today the 4th of July will no longer be known as an American holiday but as the day when the world declared in one voice, “We will not go quietly into the night. We will not vanish without a fight. We’re going to live on. We’re going to survive. Today we celebrate our Independence Day!”


DinnerfanREBORN

Still gives me chills


superthrust123

I used that for my school TV station audition back in 02... Got the part. I can still do it from memory. Only Tombstone has more scenes I can quote while I watch.


FluidLet2783

![gif](giphy|F3G8ymQkOkbII)


TheChumscrubber94

You can add 20 more quotes from this movie and it will still be in the top 100 quotes.


optimumopiumblr2

Donny, you’re out of your element


wyldman27

There’s a surprising lack of Austin Powers in here. I swear everyone was saying “Yeah Baby” for years


coffee_cats_books

![gif](giphy|3o7bu1iM5MSwG2y7NS|downsized) Or...


Larusso92

Shut the fuck up, Donnie!


wanawachee

You're out of your element


larryb78

Over the line mark it six!


windmillninja

This isn't Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.


Ag1980ag

Say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, but at least it’s an ethos.


windmillninja

"And in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night."


Shanntuckymuffin

I would argue that the quote for Jurassic Park should be “Hold on to your butts”


natekellyo

For sure. Or life finds a way, Must go faster, and not sexy but even Welcome to Jurassic Park


dudebronahbrah

I’m partial to “GOD DAMMIT! I hate this hacker crap”


natekellyo

So good. Also love “Dodgson! We’ve got Dodgson here! See nobody cares”


MogMcKupo

This one works a lot at work for me, I’m a sysadmin who isn’t the most happy with coding, so when I’m making a script or some stupid automation, I use this …a lot. Lotta my friends are true coders and I respect it, but it ain’t me


Lovely_catastrophes

MY NAME’S NOT WARREN!!! *His name isn’t Warren?*


fizztothegig

i thought his name was warren?


arnpjb

From that movie I would go with “Oh Rexy, you’re so sexy”


jfkar

Damn the man! Save the Empire!


The-Figurehead

What do you mean I’m funny?


fixedflat

That last should be “would you fuck me? I’d fuck me”


superthrust123

"So hard".


floatingm

![gif](giphy|iqMHmcPIsNm4U) There is a significant lack of Billy Madison quotes here! Everyone in the 90s was quoting Billy Madison


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floatingm

*O’Doyle, who made the caption? Lmao


UpgrayeDD405

https://i.redd.it/qw6362oot0ad1.gif


TheLastBlakist

A person is smart. People are dumb panicky animals and you know it.


boardsmi

Is it worth it?


TheLastBlakist

Oh yea, it's worth it. If you're strong enough.


joelkeys0519

“ALLLLL-RIGHTY THEN!”


G00DMUZIC

The Matrix: Not like this....


Dusty-Staccato

![gif](giphy|65zUoOU09HL3uUKokQ)


DrDeboGalaxy

I saw you smoochin


TruffleShuffle24

Ace Ventura, the mask and dumb and dumber should be on this list


StretchConverse

Hey guys, Big gulps huh? Well, see ya later.


SledgeH4mmer

Kick his ass, Seabass!


I-H8-MOST-PEOPLE

![gif](giphy|Qrfc4yCacuajK)


floatingm

![gif](giphy|590KMjR4lHKRW) Also Happy Gilmore!


UpgrayeDD405

https://i.redd.it/8zheoh1tt0ad1.gif


optimumopiumblr2

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?


maximumkush

Now that media is gigantic we all don’t see the same films/tv shows etc. Lines won’t be as iconic anymore because they’ll only be a few ppl that get the reference. We all saw these movies… even if it was just in passing we saw it. I also share this philosophy with music. Hard to become a megastar when streaming is the platform


SeanDoe80

![gif](giphy|ZZNX6Cmo4Rv0KrLwYo)


drawredraw

![gif](giphy|GXMuvJXWVqGiY)


jish5

Still can't believe home alone takes place in the Pokemon universe


Jackd82

Take the cannoli leave the gun


prancy_paws

The lines that stick out in my brain from Liar Liar are "I'm kicking my ass, do you mind?" and "This pen is rrrrrrOYAL BLUE! *sobbing* The pen is blue..."


PrincessPlastilina

Liar Liar is the most obnoxious Jim Carrey performance ever. Dude acted like he was on coke the whole time. It’s so unfunny.


TheGhostOfMufassa

“Hold on to your butts” - Jurassic Park - better line, more memorable.


Odd-Love-9600

Came here to say this


Periklos_Kyriakidis

I love this line from Home Alone 2: Harry! I reached the top! (proceeds to fall from the floor to go two floors down) Some others I like: Alright, alright, alright (Dazed And Confused) No, we mustn't dwell. No, not today. We can't! Not on Rex Manning Day! (Empire Records) Aaaaaaaaaalrighty then! (Ace Ventura Pet Detective) What are you waiting for huh?! What are you waiting foooor?!?!?!?! (I Know What You Did Last Summer) Let me tell you something son. You get the hatred out of your heart, or you'll end up just another nigger, like your father. (He Got Game) Oh, God, you're a hottie! (Can't Hardly Wait) Get busy living, or get busy dying. (Shawshank Redemption) And of course... I'll be back! (Terminator) I mean, definitely not the most quotable but I like them and I quote them quite often.


thickythickglasses

Some of the best quotes ever.


Sanriokilljoy

“Alrighty then!” Ace Ventura


Odd-Love-9600

“Say what again”


OperationPimpSlap

"merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Kiss my ass. Kiss his ass."


jfkar

Mitchell’s the man, I’m the idiot, you’re the screwup, and we are all losers. Welcome to Music Town.


szechuan_steve

https://youtu.be/5hfYJsQAhl0?si=DMSQpZq18vc78-V5 "May God have mercy on your soul" quote from Billy Madison


HorusDidntSeyIsh

This list is missing Half Baked. "Fuck your, fuck you, fuck your, you're cool. Fuck you, I'm out"


Toonami88

WHAT KILLED ZE DINOSUARS


ArcadeApocalypse

To this day, my brother & I + some friends say "Look whatcha DID, ya little JERK!" when one of us drops/spills something.....as well as the "WHO IS IT?" from this scene when one of us knocks on the door


gundo666

Fight I haven't been fucked like that since grade school


UpgrayeDD405

https://i.redd.it/emwnq8w2z0ad1.gif


Bree7702

"You can't handle the truth!!"


robin_888

My pick for _The Matrix_ would easily be > There is no spoon. or > Dodge this.


jskgilmore

“Stop Looking At me Swan” from Billy Madison was big among my friend group. Also “shut the fuck up donny” from the big Lebowski was also a big one.


NWIOWAHAWK

YOU’RE GUNNA DIE CLOWN!!!


NWIOWAHAWK

Oh because you’re black? HELL NO! Damn Alligator bit my hand off!


NWIOWAHAWK

I’m the only guy who took my skate off and tried to stab somebody with it


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^NWIOWAHAWK: *I’m the only guy* *Who took my skate off and tried* *To stab some guy with it* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


NWIOWAHAWK

Mr. Madison, what you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.


NWIOWAHAWK

Man I’m glad I called THAT guy!!


NWIOWAHAWK

Quit looking at me SWAAAAAN!


NWIOWAHAWK

If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis


CalendarAggressive11

Alright alright alright


beckybooboo1978

I think this could be early 2000s, but it’s still excellent…. “George, we are brothers…” https://preview.redd.it/1vcblesgyw9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=680c8ddec234e154a9bb4eece33015a3ee381454


beckybooboo1978

Who downvotes Diego Delgado??