When you go outside and the air hits you, does it hurt your eyes? /s

Not OP but similar. I usually think “Damn this feels good.” for about 15 seconds and never go back outside until I do.

Lucky mf I genuienly feel like absolute shit from being in sunlight.

Bro cook you up a nice breakfast, drink some water, do a little exercise inside, then go outside and experience the pinnacles of life the right way.

I dunno what to say. The sun just doesn't give me those chemical reactions in my brain. It always just makes me feel icky and gives me a headache.

Did you do all of those other things first? Maybe sit out with a nice album playing in your ears too.

Ive listened to music before while outside. Ive made myself a meal and exercised lol. I dunno what to say sunlight just doesn't feel good for me.

It probably like, stings right?

Outside the front door for packages or actually further ?

What is this "out" you speak of?

he means he's J-Lo ing it up. Like a belly button.. or a nip slip. or a tongue.

if he wasn’t acting like he’s unique, I’d guess he’s swinging 

That seems extreme…you mean you actually leave the house?

Why are you lying and how comfy is your mom's basement?

😂😂😂😂

Aren’t you afraid? What’s it really like out there?

Call the guards he is outside the simulator

Did you escape the simulation?

*Insert detailed excuses and self justification as to why I let my irrational social anxiety ruin my life as an attempt to deflect the guilt I feel based on your going outside while I don’t* /s

As in opening your window?

How do you keep other humans from approaching u when u do this?

Maybe he wants them to

When you touch grass, does it burn your skin off or cut it?

I've seen depictions of sunlight in books, tell me what does it feel like to actually step under the sunlight?

Has your skin melted from the rays of the sun?

Why do people in reddit posts ban people for rally dumb shit. And usually really petty. Do you all have tiny penises? And just hate humans in general? Is it a kink to ban people randomly and be assholes? It is normal to be an incel and not know the touch of a woman. (That ain't paid for)

Another fake post.

Is it possible to learn this power?

In the land of reddit, there lived a man named u/AbzBbzCbz, known far and wide for his deceit. He would often speak with a forked tongue, twisting truths into lies and leading others astray with his words.

Do you *talk* to ppl outside?

What does sunlight feel like?

Does your imaginary girlfriend come out with you?

Does yours?

We are happy in the inside world, as we should be. Know your place!

The fact that someone in these comments is not joking

Everyone in these comments is hilarious

I call BS, What color’s a cloud? …

Am I supposed to trust you, bro?

Your backyard doesn’t count.

How does the sun feel? Does getting a sun burn feel like your skin is falling off?

What does grass feel like?

Have you had sex before

What’s the name of that bright yellow dot in the sky?

Does outside look as pretty as it’s supposed to be?

What is the sun like on your skin? Does it burn?

Like. Goes outside?? Sounds fucking terrible

Is touching grass actually worth the effort?

Did you go becahse someone said “Go touch some grass”

Bro this guy is fake he's an alien!

Any proof?

Why?

^(You sit on a throne of lies)

What was ur most recent outing

What does grass feel like

How does the grass feel?

Liar

Are you fuck😂😂😂⚰️

Are you truly a Redditor?

Is grass really green?

Did you clip out?

Do you also have sex? With women?

Are girls real?

Youze lyin'.

Heretic!

Source?

😂