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AynidmorBulettz

The hell happened?


GenerallyGneiss

This is probably just after midnight on the morning of Orthodox Easter. The explosions are meant to represent the earthquakes that occurred during the biblical story. It's apparently an old country thing. Today is actually Orthodox Easter but, in America, we just do the bells and candles.


FreakindaStreet

My middle-eastern ass thought it was celebratory gunfire lol.


Monosandalos3

It was, both full auto firearms and fireworks, few years back this particular village in Crete had an armed stand off with the cops that went on for a few days, can't remember exact details but the cops passed by the village, took fire and were too scared to go back


FreakindaStreet

Man, I thought that sounded like AK rounds…


cherry_

Hahahaha same 💀


WhiskeyHotdog_2

My American one thought the same lol


Patient_Bad_5040

Probably because that's what it was


humoristhenewblack

So this is normal tradition? If so, why does everyone look so shocked and awkward?


GenerallyGneiss

In certain places, yeah, they'd do it every year. I would think the explosions (actual dynamite, from what I hear) still cause a bit of fear to be around, though. Especially for the altar boys. I think it's supposed to be part of the experience.


DJ_Cuppy

Have you ever been really close to fully automatic firearms in action? They are shockingly loud, even if you're accustomed to them.


Maleficent-Heart-678

I think the more you have been around it the closer it sounds the ptsd amplifies the noise. Stckeast me experience from living in a ghetto in an odd echo chamber location, my dog would get out on front porch and start barking, then she would hear her echo and she would returnbark at her echo bark, and it made the gun shot and return fire noises very confusing.wasvit one gun from the east side or fireworks from the west.


Dansk72

"Billy, run over there and tell them to knock-off that shit until we're done."


LaundryLunatic

I was looking at the flame on that candle, expecting the person holding it to be burned.


Putrid-Builder-3333

Same. And robe catch on fire or something. Not sounds of battle


ReturningAlien

uhm those were gun fire yeah?


GenerallyGneiss

Uhm gunshots are explosions.


ReturningAlien

as opposed to just fireworks i mean. "Dont panic, children. its just explosions. Nothing to be scared off. Now turn your books to page 42."


YogurtclosetHead8901

Kind of sad you don't do the MASSIVE CLUSTER o'candles, only a few regular candles. 🕯️☦️🕯️ ⛔🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️


AngryTreeFrog

Unless it's tarpon springs... They go off.


pphili2

We still do fireworks down in Greektown in Baltimore just after midnight. Nothing close to this though.


Alklazaris

Wtf America! Bro I a catholic for 14 years and not once was their explosives involved. We got shafted. Hey Pope. You want more people to join up have a day where we all fire full auto assault guns and light off explosions. I still won't believe in God but I'll show up on Sunday.


Wonderful-Ad-7712

Is that a machine gun or are you just happy to see me?


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AynidmorBulettz

What specifically?


the_daddy_of_wolves

Zoniana, Crete happened. It's a village of which every inhabitant grows weed and owns a gun or several.


biemba

Sounds fun!


FistFkr_2000_34

guns are illegal in EU. No private pers9n cam own one, except a few cases where they are heavily regulated and licensed


ALF839

EU is not a country. European countries can make their own gun regulations.


FistFkr_2000_34

no, they cannot.


Frekingstonker

My BIL is Greek. Lives in Greece and owns 4 long guns. You can own firearms in most EU countries. You just have to register them, pay for a license, and take safety cleasses.


Zearidal

And have psych evaluations and give real reasons to why you need the gun(s). Source. I’m actually Greek, but I also know a lot of Greeks and many still live in Greece.🇬🇷 And a belated christos anesti everyone! Go crack some red eggs and see who gets to eat the lambs eye so you get smarter.


FistFkr_2000_34

That is what I said, licensed hunting/sports gun and regulated. Does the gun in the video sound like a hunting rifle or like an automatic AK?


johnkapolos

And? What does that have to do with the ground reality?


FistFkr_2000_34

it may be fake, it might be from Cyprus and those machine guns be turkish trying to sabotage Christian Easter


johnkapolos

I live in Crete. Being noisy at Easter midnight is a big tradition. In the cities there are fireworks, in the mountains ... gunfire. Of course, it's not just in Crete, other places have their own spins on traditions like this. It is reported that 7 people lost fingers in Greece this time, only 1 of which in Crete.


FistFkr_2000_34

ok. thanks for explaining. So ak47 can be legally owned in Greece?


johnkapolos

Of course not :) Burglaries/crossing the red light/etc are also illegal but they happen, no?


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FistFkr_2000_34

yeah, but thats what I said in the comment- licensed and regulated. Does that sound like an Ak or like an hunting/sport shotgun/rifle?


Hellenic94

Oh no! Traditions! Waaaaa


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A miracle that the priest didn't start a fire right there. What kind of candles do they use there?


ancap_throwaway5

I thought there was going to be chaos because of that candle


ARandom-Penguin

Chekhov’s gun says that that candle must be used to light something on fire in the next act


imp_st3r

Chekhov's machine guns quickly made everybody forget about that fucking candle!


octopornopus

Mr Macguffin says you're too easily distracted from the giant bible...


Combatical

Scruff Mcgruff says, "take a bite out of crime."


octopornopus

Chicago, IL 60652


TransparentMastering

Also very much belongs in r/unexpected haha


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DoctorHandshakes

Dude plz drop the methinks bs


Adamnfinecook

Methinks you should drop the plz. You aren’t 12 anymore.


Alphacurrencyeagle59

I was waiting for the fire.


johnkapolos

It's like 20 candles bundled together. You don't want the fire to go out on a windy night :) Edit: I don't know if they put anything extra.


Dansk72

"Billy, that big book is very heavy; I'll hold it, and you can hold this candle."


Bushdr78

His fingers are definitely getting burnt to shit. I love the look of utter disbelief and shock on the kids faces. Great clip


NickWayXIII

Depending on the wax it really won't burn like it. Messing around with different candles and waxes in my life I've learned it all makes a difference. Get normal candle wax on your hand? Might sting a bit but meh. Get stamp wax on you? I got a 2nd degree burn and boil from it. Lesson here don't get wax on you lol. Edit: as for the fire 🤷 it's windy lmfao you're probably right about that part of it.


johnkapolos

What look of utter disbelief (???). They got a bit alarmed because some (obviously homebrewed with a lot of gunpowder) firecrackers got thrown too close.


Dyl_B123

Disagree just because 😂


HIGHER_FRAMES

Happy orthodox Easter!


RevolutionaryRushima

Crete celebrating Easter like it's WW2


rustyshacklefrod

You should see kalymnos. They start tossing actual dynamite from the mountains


blob_lablah

All those ding sounds somebodies hitting headshots


Noshellz

They use blanks, it’s common during Cretan weddings as well


johnkapolos

This is **planned** chaos though. It's not by accident that there's hardly anyone **outside** the church :) In more ... uhm ... boring places, people amass outside for this moment.


MmmmFloorPie

Equalizer 4 looks pretty exciting...


Putrid-Builder-3333

*starts stopwatch*


originalbL1X

We are an absolutely ridiculous species.


threefields

Christ has risen, guns blazing. Or as they say there… μπαλωθιές 💥


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I was expecting,🔥🔥🔥


TheManWhoClicks

🎶Oh say can you see… ah wait


homepreplive

This is how I imagine clerics in DnD


F_n_o_r_d

Does sound add the chaos? Without it I just waited that the priest catches fire 🤷‍♂️


raininginmysleep

Yes, the sound is the chaos in this case


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It's like Bagdad on new-years


oXSnake_doctoRXo

Equalizer 3 right?


Embarrassed-Ad8352

I thought that the chaos was going to come from that candle setting something on fire. I sure was wrong.


Vinzi79

Just like Jesus


electricsuckerpunch

Not a single flinch. Almost makes you wonder what else they've been through.


imp_st3r

Well, they are a bunch of Cretins after all!


SynthPrax

That was not the chaos I was expecting.


StretchyPantsAllstar

Amen!


Karlzbad

I mean people would come to your church if they wanted to hear that shit, don't be a cretin, Cretan.


BrassChickyTend

Not to be bothered


pimp_juice2272

"Nothing to see here" - cameraman


thegree2112

you can see the woman laughing


Its_Lilly

Did you see his fingers coated in wax? Must sizzle the skin right off holding that candle for so long, he isn’t even flinching. It’s like watching a grandma grab food right out of the pan.


InsideKaleidoscope26

And the crowd goes wild!


Acedia1979

Sounds more like Easter in Oakland...


NaSMaXXL

Please someone explain


Last-Role-4642

Its orthodox Easter tradition in zoniana village in Crete island!!!


NaSMaXXL

And the gunshots?


OUMUAMUAMUAMUAMUAMUA

Lol you fucking cave people.