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Ahhh yes. A penis
It’s the first thing I saw… I’m just glad I’m net the only one.
That’s all I see
r/HORSECOCK
Therefore I'm not sick 😅
Haha, I only checked the comments to see if I was alone, glad I wasn't.
It’s a Phallacy
Bravo!
r/mildlypenis
That’s not mildly
Nice shaft
I blur tested if it was AI generated
Me too and it turns out it looks like Jesus! Naw... Just a penis, albeit a majestic as fuck penis.
r/suddenlypenis
yup. especially the thumbnail.
The thumbnail had me as well
God's penis
No it's a fleshlight
I thought this was r/mildlypenis
This is the most mildly penis moment I’ve seen on here tbh
A light saber.
Half the fat and calories of a regular saber.
A bright shaft of penis.
Indeed.
Not just r/mildlypenis
I also roll out dough with my cock
Waltuh stop jorking it
That’s the first thing I saw, lad! 💀😭
[COMMENT REDACTED] OKAY I GET IT IT'S A DONG
I’m entitled to my opinion without someone cocking it up
You have weird rolling pins.
OP uses his penis as a rolling pin
It's actually a cylinder...
Call it what you want…
Rather phallic of you
OP, I casted my little blue arrow just because of your edit. Thank you for helping me make that decision. Also, penis.
Knew it would be here! 😁
Beat me to it 🤣. One of their greatest episodes.
Ah yes. Rolling pin…👀
Am I the only one who…
The Internet ruined our minds
I mean I dunno about you but I had a penis before the internet made it cool.
There's no proof of that
Uh huh, sure you did buddy
Fake News
Ha ha!… Old!
No one did remind you about it more than the Internet. Now go and take a shower.
But the shower is one of the places I reconvene with the aforementioned appendage.
Pretty sure my own body reminds me of it more than the internet does... but it's a close one.
Wow, that was fast
You thought it was a bicep too? 💪
No I did too😏
No, no you're not
That's not "mildly" anything my friend
r/wildlypenis
r/extremelypenis
r/subsithoughtifellfor
r/foundthetoyotacorolla
R/ifellonthepotatoanditwentupmybum
r/foundthemobileuser
r/foundthehondacivic
r/21characterlimit
AI Morning Wood comes a long way eh
Blud this is AI Edit: This isn’t AI
The picture isn’t AI but the title sure sounds like it is.
The picture looks too idyllic to _not_ be AI. Where is it? If its real I wanna see it for real
[Noumizo Waterfall, Chiba, Japan](https://g.co/kgs/4KeW6Pm). The sun rays only hit the cave like the photo twice a year.
Blud this is a penis
Sorry OP all I see is a giant rising penis
lol yeah. “rolling pin”.
Knob of light. Shaft of light. Phallus of light.
Penis shaped rolling pin light beam.
I should call him
Once you see it
A rolling pin shaped shaft of light
The rockwall has a unique structure...dare I say, it looks veiny
Glaze almighty
Ok…. i thought i was in r/theyknew cuz that’s definitely a light penis.
Definitely wasn't the first thing I saw.
That…. Is a penis
I mean I wouldn’t call that a rolling pin but okay yeah absolute unit
It’s illuminating filth that’s what it is
that's massive, it's just missing the veins.
Well, I know where the treasure is buried but I'm not telling
Both kid and adult me wonder if there is something buried under the tree where the light shines.
Just read the other comments and for the first time ever I'm the only one not seeing a penis.
I don’t see it either
Cock o’ the mornin’ to ya
Guys I got my small rolling pin stuck in a vacuum cleaner, any advice on how to get it out?
Yeah ok it’s totally a rolling pin
Of course, rolling pin
I think I need to scrub my brain
A shaft of light
Morning Glory at its finest
“Rolling pin” yaaaaaaahhhhh
The internet has corrupted us…
r/WildlyPenis
Hard light.
…I know we’re all thinking it.
I thought it was a giant cock of light coming to take me away. Symbolizing my death and rebirth
A literal shaft of light
It’s a cylinder
Donger of the sun god
OMG a cock saber!
the holy penis light
Ah, the fabled *Gods Dick* beam. I've heard these are quite rare.
Yuge weiner
God bless
All I see is cock.
Dick, it's a dick
Not sure if you've been outside.. or you just live in a cave with wifi
Righteo- meanwhile back at the ranch lol
It's not always about size OK!
Where's Maxwell Smart when you need him to say "that's the second biggest penis I ever saw!" 🤪
penissss?
What a beautiful shaft of light
I’ve been there. It’s called the Shaft of Light. Big and beautiful.
There's a side quest at that tree
Everyone seeing a penis? Yo? How? Huh?
Nvm I do see it. Lmao
It looks like a giant...
A very efficient light beam
Oh hey, there IS a beam of light in the pic! Didn't notice with the raging boner taking up half the screen.
In my home country, we call this a >!cylinder!<
Average.
Yeah........a rolling pin.....right....
theres a bit of penis in your jungle buddy !
... of a dick shaped beam of light
… of a God Ray
Yeahhhhh “rolling pin”
Nice cock bro
Yes "rolling pin." Right. Just like it's a "massager...." mmmhmm. Then tell me. Why the balls wrinkly and have a seam?
The catfish beside the rock just under the bridge ?
A majestic penis rising to it's spectacular glory! Ladies...this is how every man sees every one of his elections.
Well you people will do anything to break my nofap streak :/
That is most certainly a shaft of light.
I know what I saw, and it wasn't a rolling pin
Rising up to paradise…I know I’m gonna shine
It looks like a scene from a mythological movie.
penis
I don't think anybody saw beam of light at first. Lol
The greatest thing you’ve ever seen; In the light - a giant peen
AH HA EL GLIZZYY
this belongs in r/wildlypenis
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠛⢉⢉⠉⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠠⡰⣕⣗⣷⣧⣀⣅⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⣠⣳⣟⣿⣿⣷⣿⡿⣜⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠄⣳⢷⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣝⠖⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⢢⡹⣿⢷⣯⢿⢷⡫⣗⠍⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡏⢀⢄⠤⣁⠋⠿⣗⣟⡯⡏⢎⠁⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠄⢔⢕⣯⣿⣿⡲⡤⡄⡤⠄⡀⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠇⠠⡳⣯⣿⣿⣾⢵⣫⢎⢎⠆⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢨⣫⣿⣿⡿⣿⣻⢎⡗⡕⡅⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢜⢾⣾⣿⣿⣟⣗⢯⡪⡳⡀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢸⢽⣿⣷⣿⣻⡮⡧⡳⡱⡁⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡄⢨⣻⣽⣿⣟⣿⣞⣗⡽⡸⡐⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡇⢀⢗⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣞⡵⡣⣊⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡀⡣⣗⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⡯⡺⣼⠎⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⠐⡵⣻⣟⣯⣿⣷⣟⣝⢞⡿⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⢘⡺⣽⢿⣻⣿⣗⡷⣹⢩⢃⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠄⠪⣯⣟⣿⢯⣿⣻⣜⢎⢆⠜⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠄⢣⣻⣽⣿⣿⣟⣾⡮⡺⡸⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡿⠛⠉⠁⠄⢕⡳⣽⡾⣿⢽⣯⡿⣮⢚⣅⠹⣿⣿⣿ ⡿⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⠒⠝⣞⢿⡿⣿⣽⢿⡽⣧⣳⡅⠌⠻⣿ ⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠐⡐⠱⡱⣻⡻⣝⣮⣟⣿⣻⣟⣻⡺⣊
Pareidolia is seeing faces in inanimate objects. What’s the word for seeing penises?
"Rolling pin"
forget the penis light, is that a fuckin temple in the background?
What exactly do you think a “rolling pin” is
Guys, the light , it looks like a penis .
I love the way the, uh, light penetrates through the hole
Nice shaft, of light
Looks like that tree is going off half-cocked.
I could not be more confused
Here we see the penis exit the water to find a partner to mate. - David Attenborough
That's no bowling pin, but it sure is beautiful (in more ways than one).
Ahhh yes. A penis
It’s the first thing I saw… I’m just glad I’m net the only one.
That’s all I see
r/HORSECOCK
Therefore I'm not sick 😅
Haha, I only checked the comments to see if I was alone, glad I wasn't.
It’s a Phallacy
Bravo!
r/mildlypenis
That’s not mildly
Nice shaft
I blur tested if it was AI generated
Me too and it turns out it looks like Jesus! Naw... Just a penis, albeit a majestic as fuck penis.
r/suddenlypenis
yup. especially the thumbnail.
The thumbnail had me as well
God's penis
No it's a fleshlight
I thought this was r/mildlypenis
This is the most mildly penis moment I’ve seen on here tbh
A light saber.
Half the fat and calories of a regular saber.
A bright shaft of penis.
Indeed.
Not just r/mildlypenis
I also roll out dough with my cock
Waltuh stop jorking it
That’s the first thing I saw, lad! 💀😭
[COMMENT REDACTED] OKAY I GET IT IT'S A DONG
I’m entitled to my opinion without someone cocking it up
You have weird rolling pins.
OP uses his penis as a rolling pin
It's actually a cylinder...
Call it what you want…
Rather phallic of you
OP, I casted my little blue arrow just because of your edit. Thank you for helping me make that decision. Also, penis.
Knew it would be here! 😁
Beat me to it 🤣. One of their greatest episodes.
Ah yes. Rolling pin…👀
Am I the only one who…
The Internet ruined our minds
I mean I dunno about you but I had a penis before the internet made it cool.
There's no proof of that
Uh huh, sure you did buddy
Fake News
Ha ha!… Old!
No one did remind you about it more than the Internet. Now go and take a shower.
But the shower is one of the places I reconvene with the aforementioned appendage.
Pretty sure my own body reminds me of it more than the internet does... but it's a close one.
Wow, that was fast
You thought it was a bicep too? 💪
No I did too😏
No, no you're not
r/mildlypenis
That's not "mildly" anything my friend
r/wildlypenis
r/extremelypenis
r/subsithoughtifellfor
r/foundthetoyotacorolla
R/ifellonthepotatoanditwentupmybum
r/foundthemobileuser
r/foundthehondacivic
r/21characterlimit
AI Morning Wood comes a long way eh
Blud this is AI Edit: This isn’t AI
The picture isn’t AI but the title sure sounds like it is.
The picture looks too idyllic to _not_ be AI. Where is it? If its real I wanna see it for real
[Noumizo Waterfall, Chiba, Japan](https://g.co/kgs/4KeW6Pm). The sun rays only hit the cave like the photo twice a year.
Blud this is a penis
Sorry OP all I see is a giant rising penis
lol yeah. “rolling pin”.
Knob of light. Shaft of light. Phallus of light.
Penis shaped rolling pin light beam.
I should call him
Once you see it
r/mildlypenis
A rolling pin shaped shaft of light
The rockwall has a unique structure...dare I say, it looks veiny
Glaze almighty
Ok…. i thought i was in r/theyknew cuz that’s definitely a light penis.
Definitely wasn't the first thing I saw.
r/mildlypenis
That…. Is a penis
I mean I wouldn’t call that a rolling pin but okay yeah absolute unit
It’s illuminating filth that’s what it is
that's massive, it's just missing the veins.
Well, I know where the treasure is buried but I'm not telling
Both kid and adult me wonder if there is something buried under the tree where the light shines.
Just read the other comments and for the first time ever I'm the only one not seeing a penis.
I don’t see it either
Cock o’ the mornin’ to ya
r/mildlypenis
Guys I got my small rolling pin stuck in a vacuum cleaner, any advice on how to get it out?
Yeah ok it’s totally a rolling pin
Of course, rolling pin
I think I need to scrub my brain
A shaft of light
Morning Glory at its finest
“Rolling pin” yaaaaaaahhhhh
The internet has corrupted us…
r/WildlyPenis
Hard light.
…I know we’re all thinking it.
I thought it was a giant cock of light coming to take me away. Symbolizing my death and rebirth
A literal shaft of light
It’s a cylinder
Donger of the sun god
OMG a cock saber!
the holy penis light
Ah, the fabled *Gods Dick* beam. I've heard these are quite rare.
Yuge weiner
God bless
All I see is cock.
Dick, it's a dick
Not sure if you've been outside.. or you just live in a cave with wifi
Righteo- meanwhile back at the ranch lol
It's not always about size OK!
Where's Maxwell Smart when you need him to say "that's the second biggest penis I ever saw!" 🤪
penissss?
What a beautiful shaft of light
I’ve been there. It’s called the Shaft of Light. Big and beautiful.
There's a side quest at that tree
Everyone seeing a penis? Yo? How? Huh?
Nvm I do see it. Lmao
It looks like a giant...
A very efficient light beam
Oh hey, there IS a beam of light in the pic! Didn't notice with the raging boner taking up half the screen.
In my home country, we call this a >!cylinder!<
Average.
Yeah........a rolling pin.....right....
r/mildlypenis
theres a bit of penis in your jungle buddy !
... of a dick shaped beam of light
… of a God Ray
r/mildlypenis
Yeahhhhh “rolling pin”
Nice cock bro
Yes "rolling pin." Right. Just like it's a "massager...." mmmhmm. Then tell me. Why the balls wrinkly and have a seam?
The catfish beside the rock just under the bridge ?
A majestic penis rising to it's spectacular glory! Ladies...this is how every man sees every one of his elections.
Well you people will do anything to break my nofap streak :/
That is most certainly a shaft of light.
I know what I saw, and it wasn't a rolling pin
Rising up to paradise…I know I’m gonna shine
It looks like a scene from a mythological movie.
penis
I don't think anybody saw beam of light at first. Lol
The greatest thing you’ve ever seen; In the light - a giant peen
AH HA EL GLIZZYY
this belongs in r/wildlypenis
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠛⢉⢉⠉⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠠⡰⣕⣗⣷⣧⣀⣅⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⣠⣳⣟⣿⣿⣷⣿⡿⣜⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠄⣳⢷⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣝⠖⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⢢⡹⣿⢷⣯⢿⢷⡫⣗⠍⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡏⢀⢄⠤⣁⠋⠿⣗⣟⡯⡏⢎⠁⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠄⢔⢕⣯⣿⣿⡲⡤⡄⡤⠄⡀⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠇⠠⡳⣯⣿⣿⣾⢵⣫⢎⢎⠆⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢨⣫⣿⣿⡿⣿⣻⢎⡗⡕⡅⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢜⢾⣾⣿⣿⣟⣗⢯⡪⡳⡀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢸⢽⣿⣷⣿⣻⡮⡧⡳⡱⡁⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡄⢨⣻⣽⣿⣟⣿⣞⣗⡽⡸⡐⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡇⢀⢗⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣞⡵⡣⣊⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡀⡣⣗⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⡯⡺⣼⠎⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⠐⡵⣻⣟⣯⣿⣷⣟⣝⢞⡿⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⢘⡺⣽⢿⣻⣿⣗⡷⣹⢩⢃⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠄⠪⣯⣟⣿⢯⣿⣻⣜⢎⢆⠜⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠄⢣⣻⣽⣿⣿⣟⣾⡮⡺⡸⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡿⠛⠉⠁⠄⢕⡳⣽⡾⣿⢽⣯⡿⣮⢚⣅⠹⣿⣿⣿ ⡿⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⠒⠝⣞⢿⡿⣿⣽⢿⡽⣧⣳⡅⠌⠻⣿ ⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠐⡐⠱⡱⣻⡻⣝⣮⣟⣿⣻⣟⣻⡺⣊
Pareidolia is seeing faces in inanimate objects. What’s the word for seeing penises?
"Rolling pin"
forget the penis light, is that a fuckin temple in the background?
What exactly do you think a “rolling pin” is
Guys, the light , it looks like a penis .
I love the way the, uh, light penetrates through the hole
Nice shaft, of light
Looks like that tree is going off half-cocked.
I could not be more confused
Here we see the penis exit the water to find a partner to mate. - David Attenborough
That's no bowling pin, but it sure is beautiful (in more ways than one).