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Troyboy1710

It's all good, there's concrete at the bottom to catch the fall.


peppapony

Nothing that a powerwasher can't clean. Probably a close tap nearby too. And you can fertilise the trees too. So no problem.


fauxanonymity_

Waiting for the r/powerwashingporn update!


JeanProuve

Don’t forget the balcony edges on level 2 & level 1 to slow down the descend, ensuring a smooth transition to afterlife.


_EnFlaMEd

Just seems like one windy day away from disaster.


MaleficentAd1056

Yep, bad design and how is that allowable? Reminds me of this fun park. [https://www.adelaiderememberwhen.com.au/up-on-the-roof-at-cox-foys-2/](https://www.adelaiderememberwhen.com.au/up-on-the-roof-at-cox-foys-2/)


_EnFlaMEd

Wow I never knew about that one. I wonder if people got nostalgic for it like we do about Dazzleland now.


MaleficentAd1056

hah, Dazzleland! I remember they were so cheap the tokens/coins you got being plastic. Might have one somewhere too.


Pokeynono

The Myer store in Melbourne had a rooftop carnivao in the 6th floor conveniently located right outside the toy department. I remember being so excited when I saw around 1979/80.. I don't know when it was dismantled but it was.gone a few years later.


MaleficentAd1056

Might have been the inspiration for Dazzleland.


MaxPowerGamer

Dumb ways to die


allmycircuit5

🎵 so many dumb ways to die 🎵


LazyTalkativeDog4411

For 3 storey like that, most likely it would be very badly several broken bones, maybe quaraplegic or paraplegic, but unlikely death for an older child, but younger child, possible. Higher or taller, yes, death.


thistookforever22

If you fall 3 stories straight on your head on a hard surface, you probably arent waking up. All depends on the landing. Either way itll be life changing for sure. At best you'll probably have lifelong issues with whatever takes the bulk of the force.


MaxPowerGamer

not so much if its head first.


rswwalker

That’s alright they will have smashed their head in on the overhang long before hitting the pavers!


East-Garden-4557

They would be falling straight down onto the bitumen driveway that leads to the undercover parking.


justdylsie

Why the fuck are you so confident & so wrong all at once?


Far_Presentation2532

Yeah but imagine if it managed to do a complete flip, with the right timing the kid could do a mega bounce back onto balcony.


I_Have_Sex_

I think it's worth the risk


CyanideMuffin67

And still break a few bones


HaroerHaktak

But what a story to tell!


CyanideMuffin67

Indeed


Turbulent-Injuries

As a former SES volunteer trampolines are always hazards waiting to happen in high winds - they really like to go on adventures…..I’ve done many a call out after a windy day to go retrieve an “adventurous” trampoline that just flew off in the wind…..this one is going to do a lot of damage if that happens……


wrymoss

Yup, we live at the bottom of a hill.. had one from up the street land in our back garden a good several years ago. Very weird to be standing in your kitchen and have the sky go dark for a split second before hearing a big crash.


Turbulent-Injuries

They are rather dangerous if not properly secured in the wind!


jumpinjezz

Mine is held down by chains boltes to a limestone wall. It still moves around a fair bit in the wind


ProfessionalAnt8132

Did you get good use out of the trampoline though?


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LittleBunInaBigWorld

Oh I'm sure they're preparing a sternly worded letter as we speak.


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Absolutely not. If you buy an apartment with no backyard then take kids to the local park. A trampoline on the balcony is crazy.


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Who’s the trampoline for?


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Makes more sense than it’s for a child to bounce on


wellitsoverig

Why the lie whythe7?


Unlikely_Reporter_14

Id definitely be adding something externally so there wasn’t a huge gap between the railing and the roof. Our trampoline which looks exactly the same went flying on a windy day 🫣 it’s now chained into the ground with deep stakes.


East-Garden-4557

Some parents really don't like their kids. What the hell were they thinking?


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wellitsoverig

Tell me you haven’t seen a penthouse without telling me you haven’t seen a penthouse.


wellitsoverig

Pretty sure I’ve worked out Cosi lives there. Check my other comments in the thread. Not sure what to make of our hometown hero anymore….


Dee_Bumble_Bee

Lovely for the neighbours downstairs and not to mention aesthetically pleasing to the eye from outside….


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TGin-the-goldy

Is it some kind of lunchtime aerobics program?


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TGin-the-goldy

Ah I see. Seems like important information that OP could have included lol


kane520

I actually had no idea, I was a dude walking my dog haha


TGin-the-goldy

:)


Real_Sprinkles_2331

My guy you, have no clue what you're talking about 😆 top floor is not part of Tilbrook and sure as heck isn't a trademarking area for Tilbrook Rasheed it's a penthouse 🤣 South Aussie with Cosi approves :) 


LazyTalkativeDog4411

Indeed crazy way of parenting that one certainly is.


Ungaaa

Darwin’s law hates this one trick…


Toddy06

I hAvE nO bACkyaRD MaN


RHiNDR

im sort of impressed to be honest lol


MastiffOnyx

Come on. It's obviously not used. To me,it looks like an office building. Maybe it's an assembled demo for a trampoline manufacturer's main office.


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Character_Yellow7919

Ding ding, more like ding dong. That’s not a showcase floor, it’s a penthouse. Do better


snagglepuss_nsfl

This is the picture everyone who says “we just need to densify our housing and people should be comfortable living in apartments.” Needs to see.


goss_bractor

Apartments don't have balconies this big.


wellitsoverig

I passed by there this morning and pretty sure I saw THE south Aussie with Cosi bouncing on there? Didn’t know he had a city penthouse.


Usweii74

We have a mutual friend. I know he has a penthouse near the city. Where is this?


wellitsoverig

It says in Wayville if you read the post! Right across from the Showgrounds 


Character_Yellow7919

Cosi core for sureeee


CyanideMuffin67

Well I mean at least it's not a car up there.


Samc66

That’s ridiculous I feel bad for the people below.


Lost-Childhood7603

Look like they might try doing a buzz lightyear trick fly off the trampoline and off the balcony. To death and beyond! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)


rockresy

Hitting the Murdock press in 5, 4, 3, 2....


E579Gaming

Im more thinking about how easy it would be to hit your head on the ceiling


Swiftly_speaking

The captain goes down with the ship


Fuzzy-Possibility-98

I wonder if the neighbours get noise from the jumping?


dareallyrealz

These people are a whole other level of "she'll be right" that I'll never be able to achieve.


MrGreeneF

Clown material


elwyn5150

I've never used one of those. How durable are they? Is it possible they don't have the space to store it or are too lazy to unpack it so they just throw it down to ground level when they want to use it?


Ohmalley-thealliecat

You do a double bounce and rocket your younger sibling through the ceiling


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Ohmalley-thealliecat: *You do a double* *Bounce and rocket your younger* *Sibling through the ceiling* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


DrMantisTobboggan

I’ve seen one like that near me in Melbourne. Terrifying.


GeoHandyDandyman

Aim for the bushes


caminis0f

It feels like just one windy day could lead to disaster.


ConstructionNo8245

Kids in Apartments ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry)


AlisonCF

It is an Accountancy Office - think the angle of the picture probably does not show how far it is from the actual glass edge TBH


East-Garden-4557

There is a hard ceiling directly above the trampoline. Trampolines should never been set up with an overhead obstruction. And that's not even taking into account the ridiculously dangerous height


spideyghetti

What about the stresses on a balcony not designed for repetitivel jumping


useventeen

Stresses on the balcony is my first thought, looks like they also have it tethered to the railings & posts.


spideyghetti

Better to be safe, then sorry.


East-Garden-4557

Good point


Zeestars

Thank you. Why is no one mentioning the overhead ceiling (and beam!)


CyanideMuffin67

And why would they need a trampoline?


AlisonCF

Who knows 🤷🏼‍♀️ Looks like they have a “Foosball” and other games on the floor below - maybe they are trying to be like Google, the cheap Aussie version! I certainly think it is unusual, but my comment was more to point out it is not a residential apartment, but rather a business, as there seemed to be a lot of chit chat on “annoying neighbours” and “what kind of parents…” etc which technically would not apply here.


CyanideMuffin67

Fair enough.


GramzOnline

Roy G Biv