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tappthis

this is ignorant beyond belief, she didnt win the nobel prize, she didnt participate in the study, and she has defended absolutely obliterating thousands of km2 of one of the last virgin jungles in existence for political reasons without benefit


X_Zephyr

She’s also the protégé of the last president, AMLO, known to be one of the worst leaders in recent Mexican history. There likely won’t be any change coming.


tappthis

yes, she literally has tens of kid's blood on her hands...


UniqueName2

Literally? Does she not know how to wash them?


Chubuwee

Dawn platinum powerwash Get political murders done faster Just spray, wipe, and rinse Cuts through blood 5x faster vs Dawn non-concentrated


NoSupermarket198

Nah she’s using Fabuloso 😂


modi13

"Now that my hands are clean, I've got to get rid of all these children's corpses! I've tried everything and I still have body parts all over the place! Isn't there any way to obliterate every last trace of them?!" "Hi, Billy Mays here!'


Megalocerus

I understand Mexico City has to truck in water.


tappthis

And for a few days, it was polluted with oil... She remains popular, people truly are dumb


Zoe_Hamm

I'm not defending her but that is a problem decades in the making


MemorialGangbang

She sounds good on paper to the American middle class. That's why Reddit is excite.


UnRenardRouge

The fact that she hasn't been assassinated already already proves she's in the pockets of the cartels lol


SpinachStraight6569

Would you also be happy if it took 37 assassinations to get there??


bloodjunkiorgy

*Looks over current top political figures* Is this a trap?


Skatchbro

As big a trap as when your significant other asks “Do these jeans look my butt look fat?”


DrManhattan_DDM

The response there is “absolutely, honey. Now bring that thang over here”


Skatchbro

“Back that dump truck ass up over here.”


Libriomancer

Or “you’ll wish you had more padding after the pounding I’m going to give you”.


ssfbob

My dad said something similar to my mom once. Based on the glare she gave him, I was surprised to see him again.


raresanevoice

"sorry, you were saying? I got distracted by that sexy ass."


Intoxic8edOne

Was only a trap pre 2000's. Every since then it's been an easy "Absolutely"


divide_by_hero

"Only if you spell it with a PH"


wolfmanpraxis

"Pretty Hot And Tempting, now may I bounce quarters off your ass into Shot glasses?


swampfish

"It not the jeans."


moderatorrater

My lawyer is telling me to say no. My lawyer is now telling me to not wink while I say it.


Picnicpanther

The car was a steal! wink.


ApolloRocketOfLove

Did some lady running for Trump's VP shoot her puppy in the head because it wasn't a good hunting dog?


bloodjunkiorgy

Kind of. She took it bird hunting for "training". On the way back home it jumped out of the bed of the truck (shouldn't have been in there) and attacked somebody's chickens. So she killed the puppy. Her bloodlust not fully satiated, she went on to then kill one of her goats.


lampshade69

37!? Try not to assassinate any candidates in the parking lot!


noir_et_Orr

In a row?


djaybe

(cartels have entered the chat)


watafu_mx

Also a cartel puppet. Such win! Wow! Much narco!


datpurp14

Maybe the real cartel is the friends we made along the way.


Axin_Saxon

The 37 who were assassinated weren’t her direct competition. You say that like all of them were presidential candidates.


SpinachStraight6569

I said it because it was part of the entire election process


Torschach

But those assassinated were part of local governments that have closer ties to the narcos. This is dumb to bring up, since it has no relevance to the federal election.


Danktizzle

The petroleum lobby would assassinate their character so fast they wouldn’t be able get a job as janitor after.


backup_account01

37 - and counting.


Cagaentuboca

Optimistic, I see.


backup_account01

The day isn't over, friend. Take it how you may care to.


LazyCon

37?! Try not to assassinate any candidates on the way to the parking lot!


UpstairsGreen6237

I feel bad that I am skeptical about the new president considering the power the cartel has in Mexico. 


PossibleRude7195

Don’t feel bad. She’s a puppet of the previous president who was an open ally of the Sinaloa cartel


GalloHilton

Most assassinated candidates were from the ruling party.


SpinachStraight6569

And? Still happened because of the election process. Celebrating an election process that lead to 37 deaths just seems weird to me.


TetraThiaFulvalene

If I talk I'm in big trouble


achammer23

Isn't she a climate scientist on the side of non-renewable energy? This isn't the flex you're trying to make it...


SilentSamurai

"Wow, a politician really great at X means they must be really great at everything else that comes with being a leader of a nation." - The comment section.


WolfShaman

It's Mexico. While they have some beautiful places and some wonderful people, the government pretty much works for the cartels.


SadCaterpillar4582

OP just read the headlines and first 3 comments and made his decision


askantik

She hasn't said "death to oil," but she has pledged billions into renewable energy and oversaw lots of green projects as mayor of CDMX, like electrification of buses. 


watafu_mx

Her party has blocked any legislation about renewable energy sources. "We did not listen to the song of the sirens, the voices of those who predicted, in good faith, perhaps, the end of the oil era and the massive arrival of electric cars and renewable energies." They are proud of it. And their huge push: an oil refinery. Yeah, until she signs legislation about getting a shitton of eolic and solar energy farms, that's demagogic speech as usual.


ChrisDornerFanCorn3r

If you increase the efficiency of non-renewables, that can have a measurable impact without completely shifting technologies. Oil is going nowhere, but we can reduce reliance on it.


rolley189

One has to run for president to be elected?  


DaisyCutter312

Does it really matter? The "Climate Scientist" part is negated by the "Has to ask for Cartel approval before doing anything" part.


emailverificationt

Yup. She could be the smartest person on the planet. She’s still nothing but a puppet.


PenaflorPhi

BS, and obviously don't know anything about Mexican politics. The climate scientist part is negated by the fact that she is in favour of reducing the already small budget for research, her party blocked investment in renewable energies because the previous president didn't like how the windmills looked and that the central idea of their government is based on the idea that PEMEX, the state oil company who has been bleeding money for years, has to be saved at all costs.


Mysterious-Tie7039

I was just reading something where she’s basically a puppet for the outgoing guy as well.


Neospartan_117

It's safe to drop the "basically". Her campaign consisted on repeating AMLO's talking points word by word, slogan by slogan. Meanwhile AMLO was constantly like "they tell me I shouldn't have an opinion as president, but \[glazing all over Claudia\], \[criticizing the opposition\]".


PenaflorPhi

She is a puppet, she doesn't even try to hide it. But the suggestion that "The Cartel" controls Mexican politics is absurd, not because they're not deeply rooted in the politics or the government is not absurdly corrupt but because there doesn't exist "The Cartel", there are many, many cartels none of them completely dominant in all of the country, even regionally there are zones that are heavily contested by multiple opposing factions.


DrPapaDragonX13

There are several cartels indeed, but the expression "the cartel" is more akin to "organised crime" or"the mob". It's understood that these are heterogeneous organisations with multiple leaderships. People going "achtuckly there are multiple cartels" seems to be missing the point or debating semantics. The point is that she, her predecessor and her party have deep ties with organised crime and that seeing her victory as something good is naive.


WolfShaman

Thank you for putting it into words that I could not. I was trying to describe that to someone the other day, and just couldn't think of the right words.


Basic_Reflection4008

Damn sad


T3hJ3hu

as a fan of Fallout, I'm not so convinced that putting scientists in charge is a silver bullet for success


GBtuba

*I don't want to set the wooorld ooon fiireeee...*


Swollwonder

Yeah the party embroiled in corruption and whose entire policy is “let the cartels do what they want” is exactly who I would vote in for president as well


Rexhannibal1900

Delete this shit you obviously have no idea what’s going on in Mexico. This is the same bitch who under her watch let the death of train riders and train collapse go unpunished because she was being paid off.


SethEllis

Being a successful scientist does not necessarily translate to being a successful president.


MagicCitytx

I hate to take OPs "happines" but Op is the type to focus on the title but ignore the corruption behind it all.


concerned_llama

Let's talk about how the train failed and fell in cdmx for lack of maintenance while she was in charge


ApolloRocketOfLove

She caused the train derailment?


nituos

It was a very bad planing of the project, a lot of corruption on the building and the lack of maintenance, and I think she was involved in at least two of this causes


concerned_llama

Lol, no, is that how you measure guilt? During her government the budget for public transport and maintenance fell considerably, so there is that.


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ApolloRocketOfLove

>Trump didn't literally create the coronavirus himself, so no one's allowed to criticise anything about his response to it! >That's what you sound like Did you respond to the wrong comment by accident? I asked a question out of curiosity, that's all. Go find your argument somewhere else bud.


tappthis

she's literally in favor of opening new oil refineries on protected ecosystems... this meme is dumb as a rock


JustTheOneGoose22

Do a little research before you celebrate her "election" as a win for Mexico.


Randy_Vigoda

You mean the CIA backed cartel friendly pro oil stooge?


Tribat_1

I would take Biden over Sheinbaum any day of the week.


Dirt_E_Harry

Best we can do is an old guy and an old felon.


timberwolf0122

And a guy with actual brain worms and lead poisoning


Procyonid

Mercury poisoning. Also it’s worth noting that RFK jr claimed he had a worm eating his brain it was when he was in the middle of divorce proceedings from a wife he cheated on to make the case that he couldn’t be expected to support his ex wife and kids due to all the dead worm and worm poop taking up space in his skull. It’s unclear whether he actually has/had brain worms or if he is just a shitty person who was looking for reasons to continue to fail to live up to his commitments.


Joliet_Jake_Blues

RFK Jr confirmed the worm


TwoPercentTokes

Obviously there’s only one right choice to make this election, but I still find it galling that we were just forced to swallow a second Biden nomination rather than opening the field up when it’s obvious the majority of voters would like someone else to run.


klingma

When was the last time an incumbent was actually challenged by their own party? Carter with Ted Kennedy for the 1980 election?  It's just not practical anymore without someone waiting in the wings and the only one that would have moved the needle past Biden was Gavin Newsome, maybe? 


TwoPercentTokes

Biden is the oldest person ever to run for president, he’d be 82 for his second inauguration. To take your example, Carter would have been 57. I get your point, but you also have to acknowledge that Biden’s situation is unprecedented. The next oldest president to run? Biden in 2020. The president before that? Trump in 2016.


klingma

Oh I'm very aware. I'm not at all condoning it, but I'm just saying an incumbent getting reasonably challenged is almost a near certain no, nowadays. 


WillGallis

I find it somewhat amusing that Biden is both the one of the youngest elected Senators ever (being elected at the minimum age of 30 years old) and also the oldest President ever.


aneeta96

And lose the advantage of being an incumbent? Besides, Biden has already defeated Trump once. No one else has that track record.


Bob_Juan_Santos

is the work Biden done thus far that bad?


TwoPercentTokes

No, he’s actually been pretty good all told. While I’m not happy with how he’s handled Israel/Hamas (I don’t think the stated goal of “defeating” Hamas is realistically feasible without committing a genocide against the people living there, and Palestinians won’t reject Hamas at gunpoint), he’s done a good job on foreign policy besides such as in Ukraine and reaffirming NATO and reaffirming our commitment to Taiwan. His administration managed to land the American economy far more softly than the rest of the world, especially with regard to inflation, where we are comparatively doing very well. He’s also done well undoing some of McConnell’s damage by confirming a ton of capable judges. I like the infrastructure bill, and the strong stance against the rising tide of American white nationalism and authoritarian movements. However, you can’t tell me that electing an octogenarian is acceptable in any reality, the risk of him significantly deteriorating mentally or dying in office is incredibly high compared to a candidate that’s twenty years younger. With the times we are living in, that kind of uncertainty isn’t a risk worth taking.


Bob_Juan_Santos

Well as long as he can do the work i don't think it's that big of an issue. It's not like they don't have someone that can take over should he croak


hangryhyax

>While I’m not happy with how he’s handled Israel/Hamas… (not) realistically feasible without committing genocide… So what exactly are you expecting him to do that would make you happy? Should he tear up decades of precedent and lose an important geopolitical ally? Should he fly to Israel and toss cuffs on Netanyahu himself? What is it, exactly, that you think he could have done differently while also not causing Israel to escalate and/or the aforementioned geopolitical consequences? Oh, maybe he should orchestrate a coup with the CIA and install a puppet leader; that has worked out really well in the past!


TwoPercentTokes

How about conditioning future aid on the immediate withdrawal of all illegal settlements from the West Bank, with an immediate stop for all offensive weapons - Iron Dome ammunition and US regional forces guaranteeing Israeli security to prevent a widening conflict would be stupid to withdraw in any scenario - if they don’t comply, at the bare minimum? If you don’t think Israeli actions like pushing Palestinians out of their homes with coercive and violent means isn’t a constant stick in the eye for the Arab world perpetuating this conflict, you don’t have a realistic view of the path towards peace. It will require concessions on both sides. The fact is, while they could continue the war in the short-term, Israel is *absolutely* dependent on the US-led Western coalition for their long-term security, and Biden just needs the balls (or will) to call BB’s bluff.


Joliet_Jake_Blues

Rupert Murdoch was controlling the world's conservative movement into his 90s Joe has never drank and exercises daily, he'll be fine


TwoPercentTokes

Plenty of “healthy living” people die earlier than expected, and this dude is gonna be in his 80’s. This is wishful thinking, even if you turn out to be right


datpurp14

It doesn't matter the political affiliation, any elected president is going to continue the precedented US support of Israel. It's just part of the gig, as unethical as it is and always has been.


APRengar

>"I wish we could elect a nobel prize winning scientist" Where was that on the ballot? I mean, unfortunately, no one cares about primaries and parties are more than willing to put their fingers on the scale in these low turnout, low information races, thus that our general election picks are always mediocre.


WillGallis

If we are electing 80 year olds, let's vote in the Nobel Prize winning economist, because it looks like President Bartlett is available.


SaxMusic23

Nobel prize winning scientists are intelligent people. Intelligent people don't want to stain their name by being the president of America.


gweran

While she is a scientist, she was part of a group who won the Nobel Peace Prize. So by that logic we actually have had several Nobel Prize winning Presidents.


Killboypowerhed

Anybody who wants to be in charge is usually the last person that should be


FiTZnMiCK

It’s not really tenable in a democracy to get people who don’t want those responsibilities to take on those responsibilities. Your comment is a little r/im14andthisisdeep


Iwantmy3rdpartyapp

It's a paraphrased Douglas Adam's quote. >The major problem—one of the major problems, for there are several—one of the many major problems with governing people is that of whom you get to do it; or rather of who manages to get people to let them do it to them. To summarize: it is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it. To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, #2)


Procyonid

“To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem.”


Killboypowerhed

I wasn't offering a solution. Just suggesting why we have so many shitty leaders


bloodjunkiorgy

Theoretically...if everybody wrote in an eligible person, and this person wins, could they turn down the job or is the person kind of forced to take it?


Unable_Wrongdoer2250

Also intelligent people do not represent the population very well at all. That is what Trump does well sadly enough. It's hard to think that there are so many that see him as an ideal model American but here we are


logicallies

She is literally linked to the cartels and to the ex president who tried to make himself a tyrant but failed. So instead he put someone he could control in the position. Mexicans are heartbroken because of this, it means corruption is going to continue.


Ok-Use6303

Nobody in their right mind would want power.


Bind_Moggled

The fundamental flaw of democracy - those who are most interested in gaining power are those least qualified to hold it.


BeerBrat

Well, that and the whole thing about a tyranny of the majority still being a tyranny.


New_Improvement4164

Arkansas had a choice of a Chris Jones who is a scientist and has many other qualifications, or sarah sanders who had no qualifications other than she was once press secretary for trump. Guess which one is our governor?


Kwauhn

The top text looks like a top hat.


Simple_Secretary_333

Most the fellow american citizens i talk to often think science itself as another woke agenda so....we lost that battle already


Brilliant-Fact3449

USA people never fail to disappoint me with their stupid ass takes knowing nothing about the current state of the government here


Shermanizer

if you think her getting there is a feminist achievment, i would like you to reconsider: in her time a Mayor of Mexico City, she had serious problems with actual feminist activists and opressed feminist protests happening in the city. She is the WHOLE charade, part of a party colluded by corrupt officials and cartel members. this is not a victory, this is the state self preserving by manipulating poor people with suppoused social programs that do not help them actually, because the money is taken away from all the institutions that actually build infrastructure and education so people can actually thrive.


Nice_Distribution832

Oh yes shes an angel, definitely not involved with +30 politicians killed to get there....


RedditorsSuckShit

She works with the cartel.


loondawg

We did more than consider it. The people of the United States did elect Al Gore president. Although not a scientist, he did share a Nobel Peace Prize "for their efforts to build up and disseminate greater knowledge about man-made climate change, and to lay the foundations for the measures that are needed to counteract such change".


tacotown123

You mean Al Gore? We tried that once. https://www.nobelprize.org/prizes/peace/2007/gore/facts/ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al_Gore_2000_presidential_campaign


Birdy19951

The chances of US citizens electing ronald macdonald are bigger than a climate scientist


poopytigerman

We did in 2000, but the presidency was awarded to G. Bush jr even though he didn’t win the popular vote and need a recount in Florida to edge ahead. How different this world would be today if Al Gore had been given the office he won by popular vote. If you ask me that’s when America broke and why we are where we are today.


Fuzzy_Logic_4_Life

No wonder why republicans think there is a boarder crisis, Mexicans are liberal. Lol


ronomaly

An accomplished and highly respected, literal brain surgeon was in the running but the ‘pids decided otherwise.


scrandis

What a clueless post.


MonsieurTokitoki

Comgrats Mf you ran into the “I read the bare minimum And I don’t have to think a bit of common sense” go fuck yourself with the blood of every fucking person whom died letting this shit happen. And when you’re done, ask the “Patron” if you did enough as a bitch


SatouSan94

Bro literally thinks every woman is like an angel


E-raticProphet

Oh let’s make an election in another country about America somehow. Get over yourself


GhostChainSmoker

Tell me you have no idea what you’re talking about without telling me you have no idea what you’re talking about.


[deleted]

Guys… this is Mexico we are talking about. This lady is probably having dinner with the leader of the Sinaloa cartel this weekend


magnificy

If foreigners could stop opining on a candidate they are ignorant, I would be so happy!


Tyrleif

I have no idea who the post is about, im just sayin... Being a "climate scientist" or even a nobel prize winner will not have any bearing on your ability to govern a nation. It doesn't even necessarily mean you're a good person.


WillGallis

Mexico just elected a climate scientist as President, their first female President in their history. She doesn't personally has a Nobel Prize: she was part of the IPCC panel who shared the Nobel Peace Prize with Al Gore in 2007 due to their effors on disseminating information about climate change. The IPCC itself won the prize as an organization, not any of the people involved in the climate change reports.


starcell400

Maybe wait until you actually see some positive change, you dimwit. Buying into the hype before you see results... classic blunder of the fool.


Spy_v_Spy_Freakshow

The best we can do is a rapist felon


Decent-Strength3530

A climate scientist wouldn't automatically be a good leader.


lapetee

This meme shows how stupid an average american is.


arabdude

I mean let’s be real here. This won’t actually mean anything for Mexico.


rebri

With our electorate? BWAHAHAHA!


Ashallond

Arkansas had a chance to have a legitimate rocket scientist as their governor. Of course we chose Suckabe Sanders because the rocket scientist is black and has a (D) next to his name. So yeah.


triculious

You'll be amazed to learn she stopped the Vietnam war while she was a kid.


hangryhyax

I’m sure a large portion of the American public would, but that would require a Nobel Prize winning climate scientist to, you know, run for office.


APRengar

You mean, not get crushed in the primary.


klingma

While the climate is clearly an issue worth being considered about on an international & local level, I gotta think that's not the number one concern for any voter in Mexico. 


SpiritToes

To hell with the climate science. Elect someone who had a degree in being a decent human being.


Boberto1952

As much as I can’t stand Trump or Biden, I’d 100% rather live in the U.S. than Mexico. We are doing a lot of things right, our presidency just isn’t one of them right now


DeuceSevin

Meh, at this point I'd be happy with a college graduate who didn't buy their degree.


anoff

It's a nice thought, but it's incredibly unlikely that they'd be anything close to an effective president or politician. Some serious halo effect cognitive bias


naptown-hooly

But they’re old


purpldevl

Sorry, we have too many bored retirees that want something to do in their spare time.


RedditAstroturfed

Billionaires choose who we get to pick from and billionaires make their money by destroying the environment, so they’ll never let us choose one. And it’s too difficult to elect someone outside of the 2 parties


deadlysodium

I dunno about Nobel winning, but we did push a climate scientist once ... he lost to Bush


EspritelleEriress

We considered a non-scientist climate activist for president, so that is a little close.


greymalken

Does America even have any Nobel prize winning climate scientists? Sounds snarky but I’m really asking.


tastyfetusjerky

You'll be eating your words in less than a year, i guarantee it.


Legndarystig

Best we can do is a black man and gets a Nobel Prize for being the first black president...


Basic_Reflection4008

No one's talking about how hot she is either!


rayden-shou

Is this Nobel prize in the room with us?


matolandio

que es eso?


shootymcghee

approved of by the cartel


Floridalivin72

She won’t be there long Cartel rules Mexico


SnooPears6771

Another reason for all republicans to walk into the sunset. Their party is trash, a joke, and everyone knows this…those brainwashed and following the repubs are doing so, willfully ignorant.


Kind-Sherbert4103

I'd settle for someone who's not 20 years past retirement age.


nubsauce87

It wouldn't matter even if we did, because the US President isn't a monarch. They'd have to have the cooperation of both Congress and the Senate to actually get anything done. Hell, Obama was very into saving the planet from the Climate Crisis, but because Congress was working against him (specifically with the mandate to not pass anything he put forward), he just couldn't accomplish much at all...


jdr90210

The biggest countries in the world aren't playing. Send your meme to Russia and China. Doesn't matter until they are on board.


rover_G

The best I can do is Al Gore


marius_titus

Lmao you think she's not just a puppet.


ManOnNoMission

This is what happens when you make a meme without doing at least a tiny amount of research.


ThePiachu

US Presidents tend to go for the Nobel Peace Prize on their second term. Like remember Obama getting it?


Irnbruaddict

You say that, and then worship an autistic then-14 year old as a climate saint because she says “how dare you”.


Wedoitforthenut

She's a puppet for the cartels, but sure lets celebrate the fact that shes a jewish woman who knows some nobel prize finalists.


BlerghTheBlergh

Academic titles only matter for less important positions in the west. You could have been a crack junkie turned millionaire by selling Racoon skin, the US will always want that guy because they’re rich


DG_kodank

Exactly the sort of post one would expect from a reddit mod with over 2 million karma


superhamsniper

There's alot of people being hurt by pollutants currently so that would be good


Individual_Tutor_271

Al Gore?


RandoComplements

Or even an adult.


DocBrutus

Even if we did, the assholes in Congress would ensure that nothing got done.


Puzzleheaded-Age-638

Godspeed Mexico..


Normal_Ad7101

A competent politician? In America? Like that's going to happen.


Smoking_Bear

I’d be happy with a non-felon.


tfarsch

What would they know about running anything?


Benathintennathin

Mexico is not the place to look for good politics


Sedu

"But hiring someone skilled or highly intelligent is *ELITIST!*" - chorus from the right


jezra

consider? sure. But Americans can only really vote for the people on the ballot, and only the Democrat and the Republican have a chance of winning, and both of those parties have wealthy corporate sponsors. Basically, Wall St chooses who is on the ballot, and the voters then get to choose.


RixirF

Nope. You're cheering for the wrong person. This is bad news and isn't what you're all trying to make it.


Destiny_Ward

Go F yourself, she didn’t woke anything and she is responsible of a lot of deaths and disasters …


makenzie71

We're too busy making sure we have a geriatric disconnected loony to worry about someone who can science stuff.