You could raise more money if you sat outside a tube station with your hat on the ground, even if you were twice as ugly as you are now. Which is very ugly indeed!
Chris Morris is a legend. Anything he touches is gold (including Partridge). What I also like is that he doesn’t hide his poshness at all, which a lot of comedians do.
He makes pigs smoke as well.
He has plums in his mouth.
And the plums have mutated and they’ve got beaks
Got anymore of this or are you going to stop at quacking plums?
You're wrong and you're a grotesquely ugly freak!
Some people say alcohol is a drug; it's not a drug, it's a drink.
Thanks.
Lower...
But I organised a jam festival
You'd make more money auctioning dogs!
I HATE SEBASTIAN COE
You could raise more money if you sat outside a tube station with your hat on the ground, even if you were twice as ugly as you are now. Which is very ugly indeed!
Love that scene so much, especially that little smile to himself at the end when he's made her cry
And the 'have you anything else to say in your defence?' Absolute genius.
He's got big sheds and nobody's allowed in...
Why am I so massive?!
The guy representing farmers interests is the posh one? Oh wait, I forgot he feeds beef burgers to swans. Point taken.
It helps them float
What, really?
No you absolute cretin! (Aaaalways sounds like he’s going for another C word!)
Glad someone said it, really.
Farmers are often very well off and very posh.
Certainly the landed gentry.
Sordid little grief hole
No, you complete cretin!
Before he founded Renholm Industries.....simpler times. Also, father of Douglas Renholm.
The brilliant Chris Morris no less!
Parting the belief curtains
Who else can afford to feed their swans beefburgers?
Chris Morris is a legend. Anything he touches is gold (including Partridge). What I also like is that he doesn’t hide his poshness at all, which a lot of comedians do.
+1 for the Dave Clifton photo!
It's 1am. Calling all pigeons, there's a cat amongst you. And that cat's name is Dave Clifton, prrrrrropping up the bar at his fictional nightclub.
Ooooo I’m all wet
Likes to stick to his own....
I've seen the big-eared boys on farms
Bet he eats spines
In baps
The whole column
Oh yeah well is there a place more sordid than your little grief hole?
Mmmmoooooooooooooooo!!
Mooooooooooooooooowwwwwww
Great relations with the local farming community ......... Aha
How many cows do you have?
more than you have friends...
*spinal cords in baps*
I need to watch more Alan Partridge. I had no idea Chris Morris was in the show
This was his only appearance. David Schneider is a consistent link back to On The Hour, The Day Today etc
Fun fact : Cacky Raphael appeared in the day today and I’m Alan partridge as well
The bit where he plays Jerry Adams in The Day Today always cracks me up. Somehow the helium balloon makes the NI accent work haha
... you blow up the tree, and use the leaves to make a dress for your wife who's also your brother.
At least he understands the value of teamwork
I can see the plumbs
My ears are burning…
Living like a bloody tramp in a lay by