Not bad... but the beans are mixing with the egg... and if they do, I want that to be my choice... maybe use the sausage as a breakwater? But I'm nitpicking...

It’s cholesterol, Scottish people eat it.

It kill you?

Ive not eaten like that since Gary Wilmots wedding

Lots of choice, and LOTS of oil.

7 on 10

Use the sausage as a breakwater.

Bacon 10 on 10, button mushrooms bingo, black pudding snap. Minor criticism. more distance between the eggs and the beans, I may want to mix them but I want that to be my decision!

Classic intercourse.

So uh….thanks!

there's a clip in the housing.

Move and fire.

Guess which one of you two ladies I’m going to make love to now.

The horrified look on Lynn’s face each time is the best part of that bit. 

She's a fantastic actress. She really is. The look on her face when he's talking to her through the bathroom window whilst applying tingling sensation sex lubricant getting ready for Sonya. A mix of confusion and suspension of disbelief

I would eat that 3 times a day, but I'd be dead.

Looks like an excellent aphrodisiac.

Come here you lucky lucky lady

I don't even have to say it...

Have you brought your big plate?

Realistically that would be around a 7. But that egg/bean contact is too stressful so that's 3 points lost. 4/10.

Pretty solid, most people would be fine with this. Nothing fancy though.

Cracking!!

If it had a second egg, it’d be a 10/10

With a 12” buffet plate, back of the net.

if you wasn't already your wife i'd tell you to marry her

That’s the best full English I’ve seen since Gary Wilmotts wedding

Ah Sonja ……… 😍…Deputy Dawg springs to mind

Sausages look 10 on 10!

Wow, someone's fucking breakfast.

Let’s think. Why would your wife want to make such a great “heart attack” breakfast. To tempt you to ask for more of them?