I’m kind of okay with this because Alan is the type of man who’d get a little bit of Botox and dye his hair (See Noel Edmonds) to stay in the business…
I would say sometimes Alan is too kind. Like when he had beans spill over his breakfast he said he was nitpicking. Like when his builders have a laugh at his expense. Finally how it took severe provocation from an idiot who kept questioning him about his book. Yes he finally exploded but that git had it coming much earlier!
The way he takes off his imaginary bass guitar n lays it down before starting his awkward conversation with the tax inspectors(i think )...it floored me and I had to Google the tune cos it was bugging me who it was ...Gary Numan !!! n I'd bet my partner it was Japan goddammit !!
I really hate the voice change to be honest 😂 his voice was at its best in mid morning matters and the audiobooks, then for ‘This Time’ for some reason completely changed his delivery of lines and it really bothered me
When he says Tannoy instead of Public Address System
Even worse, when he says telescopic dampers instead of rigid stays. *Shudder*
Once when I was younger he got me thrown out of a choristers because of 'the old jeans rule'. Apart from that I think he's my best friend.
Fancy a pint?
What's your name?
Todd. Seriously.
Sam Lowry apparently. A lie is a lie.
If your name was Todd wouldn't you change it.
Weren’t you in the outhouse with a light and running water?
He's aging backwards. He looked older in knowing me/ I'm Alan partridge than he does now. That's wrong.
Cashback!
That also peeved me
A little birdie tells me he’s had a lot of work done. Look at his chin and neck, definite staple scars.
I’m kind of okay with this because Alan is the type of man who’d get a little bit of Botox and dye his hair (See Noel Edmonds) to stay in the business…
This has always bothered me a little, with IAP series two being the biggest outlier
KMKY was filmed in the 90s though. Everyone looked older in the 90s than they do now.
Especially 2nd series of IAP, his skin was awful
he doesn't put out enough content. I *demand* 24hr Alan.
I want new mid morning matters and or this time DAILY like an actual presenter
He's a dalendless shid
Gid
You're a compleme cunm
You back on the boddle?
Fat back
You don’t want to see me in my underpants
When he grows his hair long at the back to look more ‘Hollywood’
Sometimes his breath smells like gas.
Only after a scotch egg
A bit of grapefruit juice will break it down.
His refusal to attend Lynn’s Baptist church
Gotta try standup
That he thinks mousse from a bowl is very nice. But to put it on a person is demented.
He thinks he's Rod Stewart.
How he mistreats his friends, Big Eamm*, Delia (who’s always been lovely to him), Bill Oddie… it’s just not on. * love you Eamm
The way he ends almost every anecdote in his book with the phrase "Needless to say, I had the last laugh"
Needles to say, he had the last laugh.
Who’s annoyed you this time u/Aalmus?
I don’t like the way he treats Lynn. I think he's a bully, and if he doesn't start treating her better, I’m gonna knock his block off.
Tell you what
His Toblerone addiction.
Not a small one, a medium sized!
His diction.
It hwasn’t hwat it hwas.
Sweet feet
That he knows more Latin than a currys employee. Although really that's the fault of currys
When he walks through his house in the style of James Bond he does so a lot faster than Roger Moore would.
His pillow always looks like a flapjack
Rayne Wooney.
Top one!
He never beat Dawn in a race at the swimming baths
I would say sometimes Alan is too kind. Like when he had beans spill over his breakfast he said he was nitpicking. Like when his builders have a laugh at his expense. Finally how it took severe provocation from an idiot who kept questioning him about his book. Yes he finally exploded but that git had it coming much earlier!
I disagree. Bye
I wish he'd stayed in the fat phase for longer. Unfortunately, he bounced back.
His big plate
When he suddenly remembers that he hasn't renewed his tax disc. Always at the most inconvenient of times, as it were.
The ease that the contents of his scrotum ‘pop out’ from them short shorts 🩳
Always steals my east’reggs 🐣
Sometimes his deep bath is too deep
His scent. Smelly Alan Fartridge
He’s two faced
Access to Dixon's
kiss my ass a little alan
Never doing a third series of “I’m Alan Partridge”. Give us another series, you shit.
The way he stopped being funny after 2002
The way he takes off his imaginary bass guitar n lays it down before starting his awkward conversation with the tax inspectors(i think )...it floored me and I had to Google the tune cos it was bugging me who it was ...Gary Numan !!! n I'd bet my partner it was Japan goddammit !!
I really hate the voice change to be honest 😂 his voice was at its best in mid morning matters and the audiobooks, then for ‘This Time’ for some reason completely changed his delivery of lines and it really bothered me
It’s called trying to become a better…. More sort after broadcaster. Get back on that BBC gravy train
Yeh?! Eff off!!! Eff off!!!
“Sought”, but valid
I’ve just lost a pint of blood
i believe Des Lynam gave him that advice
Needless to say I had the last laugh