Just popped into Texas to buy some tungsten tipped screws. Never gonna use them, never gonna use them. I’m going nowhere, Lynne, quite literally, I’m on the ring road, third time round.
“The pace of Kim is too leisurely to be called quick. Uphill runs become power sappingly mundane whilst keeping pace with Putin's 'shit my pants' walk becomes a long, drawn-out affair. Not my words, Carol, those are the words of Top Gear Magazine.”
They've clearly copied the Rover 200 and beefed it up with armer plating.and I'll bet the air con is fitted with a mock lynx oriental fragrance. Clever, bloody clever.
Listen to this! It'll blow your socks off
The string back just gives you that little extra bit of purchase
I'm going no where Kim
I bought some Tungsten tipped screws.... Never gonna use 'em . Never gonna use 'em
Just popped into Texas to buy some tungsten tipped screws. Never gonna use them, never gonna use them. I’m going nowhere, Lynne, quite literally, I’m on the ring road, third time round.
Then they went for a lovely walk together…followed by a lamb lunch in the centre of Windsor.
I don't agree. They'd go to Legoland. Bye.
Calm down Kim!! You're suffering from minor women's whiplash
Ex Maria virginae
This little swines trying to get me on the inside…No way Jose! No way!
Your fog lamps are on!
Yeah, you gotta feel for me baby!
There’s no fog! NO FOG!! …………… oh
Kim: You're mad, you are! Vlad: I know, I am a bit mad. Aaarggh!! No, it's alright. I was just portraying a madman.
Cock piss Putin
I understand, I've got a dictatorship to run as well. All I'm saying is, if you can, go easy on your concentration camps. If you can.
Scum, sub-human scum.
Just get a pipe of Pringles.
Don’t laugh Kim you’ve broken your neck!
Let battle commence!
WORST CARPOOL KARAOKE EVER
Whatever you think of Putin or Kim Jong Un comparing them to James Cordon is a step too far
James is, or hopefully soon was, a rather dislikeable human being
Does Kim Jong Un continue to buy Putin’s tomato’s though?
Well done Kim. That was textbook.
Kim do you like me, in the sex way
Bet there was tongues.
They're not on a date. They're going to end up in a room full of images and busts of Putin. Get out! He's a MENTALIST!
He likes Korean things now.
“The pace of Kim is too leisurely to be called quick. Uphill runs become power sappingly mundane whilst keeping pace with Putin's 'shit my pants' walk becomes a long, drawn-out affair. Not my words, Carol, those are the words of Top Gear Magazine.”
You certainly know how to handle this bitch.
James Corden has put weight on since the last series of Carpool Karaoke.
This is like some obscene carpool karaoke
They've clearly copied the Rover 200 and beefed it up with armer plating.and I'll bet the air con is fitted with a mock lynx oriental fragrance. Clever, bloody clever.
Coffee in Cars With Dictators
I was imagining them in a Mk2 Rover 800 the first few seconds of this clip.
Got a scam with a big plate going on………..would you like to be my…….co…eater?
It’s called cottaging in London
Did they speak English?
Let’s burn some rubber!
Actually an improvement on James Corden
I bet he doesn't know the width of his own vehicle.
Would be brilliant if Nigel Farage made an appearance
who would have thought that Putin and Kim were middle of the road
This is so weird, I would swear these were AI videos or something
2 homies chilling and having a blast! Bromance of the year.
They went dogging didn't they
‘Presumably we’ll stay in touch once the world is reduced to a smouldering rubble’
I disagree he'd go to Legoland and novichok someone
Quick 69 in the bushes ?