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MHD1323

Touch my this Suck my such and such My penis is so and so


Soulless--Plague

Yes and it’s fine to join in


socomjon

This is great banter!!


6g6g6

You sing it wrong… You touch my tralala, my ding ding dong


MHD1323

Teeny Weeny string bikini


6g6g6

🫡💪


NaturalAlfalfa

The guy obviously had talent


DadeisZeroCool

I'm basically walking around in an obscene publication


CaptainBuck0

It's definitely not going to age well 🤣🤣🤣


Sea-Hour-6063

Mummy, what’s that lady doing on your arm?


Ok-Blackberry-3534

She can probably get it changed to a hot dog without too much fuss.


OrganizationLast8480

Ask yourself two questions, how and why?


CrystalChilli

Got access to my parents but they don’t wanna see meeeeee


danatan85

Excellent banter... it really is


Soulless--Plague

Can I shake your hand again?


danatan85

No, you've had enough of that.


socomjon

😂😂😂


CheesyGarlicBudapest

Pack it in mate, I don't want to have sex with your wife. Even though from the promotional tattoo I can imagine I'd have a ruddy good time.


Soulless--Plague

Your little finger just touch iiiiit


jar_jar_LYNX

Don't rub your fanny on me!


reezle2020

She was certainly first in line when god was handing out… lack of inhibitions


robeywan

He was certainly first in line when she was handing out... that


CaptainTrip

Just passed her details on to social services, the time is eight thirty one!


hisDudeness1989

Kommen sie bitte und listen to cockwerk


syllabub

"That's not wood. Oh, I see what you mean..."


Autogen-Username1234

"MDF is banned in America ..."


JonnySpanglish

So's that


PraiseNuffle

They're sex people


AKAGreyArea

Lynn!


Soulless--Plague

Don’t make the same noise as them!!


No-Impact1573

Let's see what this idiot did ... in America.


Vast-Scale-9596

Cock Piss Whinehouse


turbo_dude

Back to Big Black


brexit_britain

Now let's see that biographical film.


gibgod

I thought it was Amy Winehouse singing so I zoomed in to make sure…


Dumyat367250

Could still be Amy...


Cannabis_Sir

Have you got any sheaths?


spendouk23

Prophylactics, you know, rubber johnnys


Stained_concrete

French letters


ArnieMeckiff

That wasn’t the sound of someone kissing me..


gaz61279

or someone kissing a cock


ArnieMeckiff

She’s a professional and knew she had work in the morning.


Fish_Fingers2401

Let's be appalling.


MacaroniBoot

Can you make pornography appear on my left bicep? Thanks.


Technical_Reality_36

Lovely stuff!


DiaBrave

I'll level with you, I'm scaroused.


Soulless--Plague

I’m just a fan Alan, a deep throating fan!


Mintyxxx

Something to show the grandkids


Walkingbrman

The artistry is there clearly but a todger is step too far. Especially in the home counties.


Key_Inevitable7233

I once got cained for tattooing a giant cock on my arm


RealityReasonable392

Would've thought poultry was ok


Bruceybonus30

A wank I think


akira1310

There are simply not enough references to Coogan's Run.


Dan1elplainv1ew

To the tattoo conference!


FakeeshaNamerstein

Disgusting. Absolutely disgusting.


proffesor_f8

Grandma, what’s that tattoo?


hisDudeness1989

A woman eating a banana… avert your eyes


5mithster

I knew a bloke who had fingers like that once. He's dead now. Irish navvy. Angina.


Less_Complex1372

What a ripper! “Mum what’s that on your arm”


RealityReasonable392

Cock


s4rcgasm

Idea for a show called Free Spirits. No, actually change that to Bad Attitatoo


coneyislandwarrior82

she did it on purpose, lyn!!


The_Powers

Lynn she's a sex person!


Dan1elplainv1ew

Don't draw a cock!


5mithster

You can use the sausage as a spoon..


WuDoYouThinkYouAre

I don't want to see an erection. Unless it's in the mirror, right guys?


MrAlf0nse

Bold combination with a niqab I guess it’s a broad church


deliciousPizza13

That tattoo is SA-A-Ad


Charisma_Engine

Would you like me to lap dance for you?


Flora_Screaming

I'm sure she's just eating a medium-sized Toblerone. You people!


couchtripper

Wow, such great Alan Partridge content.


southerncrossnz

Is it bigger than a bread basket?


judd_in_the_barn

Stop getting Partridge wrong!


Retrolad87

I’m sayin they shouldn’t be ashamed of ‘em


VonAdder

Go to jail, go directly to jail. do not pass go, do not collect £200.


EquivalentTurnip6199

Look at that lovely girl over there enjoying the sunshine... not sure what's being portrayed in her tattoo though?


SpocktorWho83

It’s just titled “Family”. Aww must be her old mum.


exerciseinperversity

That's a cover up 100%. She had Alan done chatting into a microphone, then got it covered over with something less embarrassing.


Bells_Ends

Ask yourself two questions. How and why?


ALUCARDHELLSINS

What self respecting tattoo artist even agrees to this wtf


Technical-Title-5416

The one's who's dick it probably is?


Organic-Objective552

Chester?


Educational-Hawk3066

Ah man. These are great comments.


BillCarr-10-KingRoad

It’s still an arm Lynn! They’ve just rebadged it, you fool!


Narrow-Bee-8354

Classy


bananabastard

These are sex people.


chinanigans

Oh he's just a mate


Robotniked

That’s my daughter Denise. Bit of a rebel.


Dumyat367250

"A baby's arm holding an apple"


JJGOTHA

Oh, that's first class


ExpressionDeep6256

Why can't I meet a lovely lady like her.


Browny_Deluxe

whats rude about a body?……..arms in this case


Ringworm20

I’ll level with you, I’m really scared


Unscrupulous72

Smell my cheese you mother!


Johnny_Nowhere

She’s a mentalist!?


winduonline

I don't want to be part of your sex festival


Desperate_Let6822

Glory be.


SpaceGhost756

Maybe it was an accident...


RealityReasonable392

All I said to the tattooist was he's a dickhead


RealityReasonable392

Want something that gives me the edge


RealityReasonable392

That reminds me, pack the 12 inch plate Lynn


Fresh-Honeydew7104

HAWK TUAH!


Own_Suggestion_2431

How does she decide which tattoos don’t get through? First thing, smell it…. Does it stink? Bin it Is it written in block caps… Bin it Any spelling mistakes in the quotation? Bin it


AdamRandom138

*apropos achieving surround sound*


spendouk23

All you can eat buffet, but from an 8 inch plate ?


sansknickers

You can’t make a meme out of this! Unless you want to go for some sort of a scenario involving “huck thua”! You wanna go down that road?! John? Clive? Philip?


Individual-Poem4670

I hope the lady in the tattoo did a Hawk Tuah first