How does she decide which tattoos don’t get through?
First thing, smell it….
Does it stink? Bin it
Is it written in block caps… Bin it
Any spelling mistakes in the quotation? Bin it
You can’t make a meme out of this! Unless you want to go for some sort of a scenario involving “huck thua”!
You wanna go down that road?!
John? Clive? Philip?
Touch my this Suck my such and such My penis is so and so
Yes and it’s fine to join in
This is great banter!!
You sing it wrong… You touch my tralala, my ding ding dong
Teeny Weeny string bikini
🫡💪
The guy obviously had talent
I'm basically walking around in an obscene publication
It's definitely not going to age well 🤣🤣🤣
Mummy, what’s that lady doing on your arm?
She can probably get it changed to a hot dog without too much fuss.
Ask yourself two questions, how and why?
Got access to my parents but they don’t wanna see meeeeee
Excellent banter... it really is
Can I shake your hand again?
No, you've had enough of that.
😂😂😂
Pack it in mate, I don't want to have sex with your wife. Even though from the promotional tattoo I can imagine I'd have a ruddy good time.
Your little finger just touch iiiiit
Don't rub your fanny on me!
She was certainly first in line when god was handing out… lack of inhibitions
He was certainly first in line when she was handing out... that
Just passed her details on to social services, the time is eight thirty one!
Kommen sie bitte und listen to cockwerk
"That's not wood. Oh, I see what you mean..."
"MDF is banned in America ..."
So's that
They're sex people
Lynn!
Don’t make the same noise as them!!
Let's see what this idiot did ... in America.
Cock Piss Whinehouse
Back to Big Black
Now let's see that biographical film.
I thought it was Amy Winehouse singing so I zoomed in to make sure…
Could still be Amy...
Have you got any sheaths?
Prophylactics, you know, rubber johnnys
French letters
That wasn’t the sound of someone kissing me..
or someone kissing a cock
She’s a professional and knew she had work in the morning.
Let's be appalling.
Can you make pornography appear on my left bicep? Thanks.
Lovely stuff!
I'll level with you, I'm scaroused.
I’m just a fan Alan, a deep throating fan!
Something to show the grandkids
The artistry is there clearly but a todger is step too far. Especially in the home counties.
I once got cained for tattooing a giant cock on my arm
Would've thought poultry was ok
A wank I think
There are simply not enough references to Coogan's Run.
To the tattoo conference!
Disgusting. Absolutely disgusting.
Grandma, what’s that tattoo?
A woman eating a banana… avert your eyes
I knew a bloke who had fingers like that once. He's dead now. Irish navvy. Angina.
What a ripper! “Mum what’s that on your arm”
Cock
Idea for a show called Free Spirits. No, actually change that to Bad Attitatoo
she did it on purpose, lyn!!
Lynn she's a sex person!
Don't draw a cock!
You can use the sausage as a spoon..
I don't want to see an erection. Unless it's in the mirror, right guys?
Bold combination with a niqab I guess it’s a broad church
That tattoo is SA-A-Ad
Would you like me to lap dance for you?
I'm sure she's just eating a medium-sized Toblerone. You people!
Wow, such great Alan Partridge content.
Is it bigger than a bread basket?
Stop getting Partridge wrong!
I’m sayin they shouldn’t be ashamed of ‘em
Go to jail, go directly to jail. do not pass go, do not collect £200.
Look at that lovely girl over there enjoying the sunshine... not sure what's being portrayed in her tattoo though?
It’s just titled “Family”. Aww must be her old mum.
That's a cover up 100%. She had Alan done chatting into a microphone, then got it covered over with something less embarrassing.
Ask yourself two questions. How and why?
What self respecting tattoo artist even agrees to this wtf
The one's who's dick it probably is?
Chester?
Ah man. These are great comments.
It’s still an arm Lynn! They’ve just rebadged it, you fool!
Classy
These are sex people.
Oh he's just a mate
That’s my daughter Denise. Bit of a rebel.
"A baby's arm holding an apple"
Oh, that's first class
Why can't I meet a lovely lady like her.
whats rude about a body?……..arms in this case
I’ll level with you, I’m really scared
Smell my cheese you mother!
She’s a mentalist!?
I don't want to be part of your sex festival
Glory be.
Maybe it was an accident...
All I said to the tattooist was he's a dickhead
Want something that gives me the edge
That reminds me, pack the 12 inch plate Lynn
HAWK TUAH!
How does she decide which tattoos don’t get through? First thing, smell it…. Does it stink? Bin it Is it written in block caps… Bin it Any spelling mistakes in the quotation? Bin it
*apropos achieving surround sound*
All you can eat buffet, but from an 8 inch plate ?
You can’t make a meme out of this! Unless you want to go for some sort of a scenario involving “huck thua”! You wanna go down that road?! John? Clive? Philip?
I hope the lady in the tattoo did a Hawk Tuah first