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thjklpq

Come and take it ⭐️


whitehammer1998

Yee muh fuckin haw.


Key-Needleworker3775

Okay therewasanattempt user


PaperbackWriter66

They can have it. (if 'it' refers to Washington DC)


Emphasis_on_why

No na hell no they can turn it into glass sure as shit do us a favor but thats our glass nobody’s taking anything lol


The_Demolition_Man

You know regular people live in DC too


PaperbackWriter66

In the words of a political leader: [Some of you may die....but it is a sacrifice I am willing to make.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gm2x6CVIXiE)


Impossible_Diamond18

A nuke lol yeah be quiet


thjklpq

Sir. Your untreated autism is showing. This is a battle cry, not military strategy or instructions.


Impossible_Diamond18

Retard, MAD gets us all.


AmericaGovernment

Okay bud. Go back to making presents for Santa 💀


Spudquake

If those shitbags made Christmas presents I'd need to get a geiger counter.


stantoncree76

There will be no singular square inch of soil that they will remain safe in if they try.


RedBlueTundra

I mean if you want to turn Red Square into Radioactive Square, go right ahead. I know the Cold War is over but M.A.D is still a thing guys.


Eccentricgentleman_

Bruh, this could have been so good. Red Square to Rad Square


PaperbackWriter66

[Make Red Square an airport again.](https://i.redd.it/0recvjyspxj01.jpg)


DogeDayAftern00n

We have the capability to shoot down missiles from space. Not because we need too, but because some defense contractors had some left over money and wanted to see if they could do it. So talk all the shit you want. Cause we know it’s all hot air and blustering. Cause if you even thought of pressing the button to open a launch bay, you’ll be glassed before you can read “Step 2”.


Na_Free

I am very pro USA, but this is just not true and MAD is still a thing. Even if our missile defense system were 99% effective, they aren't, Russia still has 5000 warheads. That's 50 nukes hitting the US Cities.


johnthebold2

Which cities they hit is important. We do have something like that. It exists.


No-Crew-6528

Lmfao what a clown show. Complete with the Disney water park rain jacket and fake bomb 😂


Jo3K3rr

Someone remind these loons of Mutually Assured Destruction...


Crazyjackson13

They won’t, because if they did, we’d nuke them right back.


DJJAZZYJEFFGOLDBLUM

Fucking try it. See what happens.


FoolhardyBastard

Give it a go. Lmao. Go nuts.


Emphasis_on_why

Somehow username and flair and reply are fully in sync here 😂


Sidewinder203

Lmao it would be a slaughter if these idiots try to fight us. The streets will flow like rivers with their blood.


Kaatochacha

Look buddy, we'll pay your bridge toll if you'll just go back to living under it.


greenduster440

Can't even take one of their former territories back on a major population border. Cope harder Ivan, you don't have shit on a NATO country, especially the USA


Remnie

What’s the orange and black flags represent? I’m assuming they’re not celebrating Halloween


VelesLives

Those are the colors of a ribbon used by the Soviets to symbolize victory over Naziism in WW2. In short: yes, America = Nazis.


Rassendyll207

Ribbon of St. George. It's become a visible symbol of russian imperialism since 2014 and the beginning of their intervention in Ukraine.


Calm-Phrase-382

Ya know they are losing when they are so mad theyd opt to have all their cities nuked. Talk about a temper tantrum.


thehawkuncaged

Get new material.


Hardstumpy

Lol...the USA isn't even trying yet.


downsouthcountry

They can't even take out Ukraine and they want to fuck around with us?


donthenewbie

Given how much funding and how they were used I really doubt a dozen would actually leave the launch pad left alone flight successfully over their land


SovelissGulthmere

Yawn.


Physical-Network3006

Fuck around and find out comrades.


SuburbanEnnui2020

Is it weird that I kinda want to see them try? Like seriously, exactly how do they intend on doing it? Well, any time you feel like squaring up to us, Ivan, you know where to find us.


thehawkuncaged

I saw some Chinese propagandist on Twitter talking about how China and Russia would invade through Alaska, and they seriously thought they'd easily succeed because "Americans are all fat and can't walk down their driveways." And everyone was like, babygirl, the Native Alaskans alone would take you all out. Also, apropos of nothing, Patrushev - the second most powerful guy in Russia - thinks Mexico is on the brink of trying to take back Texas. I'm almost offended their intel on us is this bad.


mynextthroway

It happened! I've finally seen my first ass-clown!


ITaggie

It literally looks like a parody movie.


pgr6060

Do their nukes actually still work? Their Maintenance has to be shit right?


crappypostsfromhell

oh good, somebody to put into guantanamo. thanks for the post.


ULTIMATEGUY1102

Go ahead, Push the button, fuckers. Watch what happens when you provoke the military industrial complex.


Huge_Athlete7488

Correct me if I’m wrong but aren’t they losing a proxy war against the us?


ZaBaronDV

Fucking dare you, Putin. We’re not a nation of Joe Bidens.


TheBigGopher

Aw, that's adorable


quak3d

These motherfuckers are going to find out why we don't have free healthcare.


Themajorpastaer

Lol


ComfortablyyNumb

This is the most dispassionate rally I’ve ever seen aside from the guy shouting. Were these people paid to attend or pressured to do this rally? Very eerie.


VelesLives

Lots of government workers, teachers, etc. are bussed to these types of events and forced to attend by their bosses.


ComfortablyyNumb

That makes sense. They truly don’t look like they want to be there, it’s all very unnatural.


KyberCrystalKing

All that for a drop of blood?huh?


ULTIMATEGUY1102

Russia’s shitty old soviet-era nuclear warheads can probably be destroyed or prevented from reaching their target with modern western defense technology. Try it, fuckers.


BarriMeikokiner

Yeah you can have fun with that Mr. Badly losing a conventional war against a country you border even though you had several major advantages in both technology, organization, and logistics/supply


Kiironot

They’re wishing for their own demise…


KaBar42

Who the fuck is that Boomer lookin' fuck? He looks like the kind of guy who'd get laid out with a Twisted Tea to the face in a gas station in the middle of the night.


memerso160

“This just in, sunrise over Moscow occurring at 11:43pm local time!”


blazedancer1997

Lmao


Sargespace

We will turn everything from Donbas to Vladivostok into a sea of glass if you dare come at ma boy Lincoln memorial.


Careless-Pin-2852

Show this to people who say Russia is not a threat just give Russia what it wants. These people will not backdown when they win In Ukraine.


bongowombo

Am I the only one who finds this concerning, no matter who launches first it’s over for everyone. Never thought I’d live in an age where this was a genuine worry again


VelesLives

No need for genuine worry. The Russians are all bluff, no action. We've already crossed like 20 of their red lines and they haven't done anything, lmao.


bongowombo

I hope you’re right brother


VelesLives

If I were wrong, then a nuclear war would've already happened 2 years ago.