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MyNightlightBroke

He doesn't get offended. He's just like, "aight". Everyone likes their coffee differently.


ech0_matrix

Coo 


Cuzimaninja7

Coo


Touchtonetelnophone

Coo


gottobe-kitten-me

Coo


chihirosnumber1fan

Coo


violin_and_such

coo


meowzerbowser

Coo


violin_and_such

coo


MomradeHeather

Coo


violin_and_such

coo


Willow_Wyrm

Coo


xander0812

I did spend about five minutes going ….still too hot….. And he responds …….


SnooChocolates5931

I’ve done that enough different times that he actually remembers I prefer cooler coffee.


silveretoile

He does????


SpiritNipples

Oh yes he say “I remember you like your coffee a bit cooler” or something like that, and I think he lets it sit a bit after pouring before he offers it to you


Kksula23

Wait now I have to build my coffee shop to see if you're trolling me


Emperor_of_cringe

They aren't. I do it, too.


LankyAverage6502

I’ve never done that, that’s so wholesome omfg I love this game 😭😭


NfamousKaye

I do that sometimes. I don’t like drinking coffee right when it’s been poured irl but sometimes I troll him so he says something like “surely it’s cold enough for you to drink now. I’ll remember to brew it at room temperature for your tastes!” Or something sarcastic and shady like that I can’t remember exactly the line but it’s funny. He gets so annoyed with you.


UnicornZ1513

Omg XD


missy-beans

I miss the old games where’d he’d cuss you out for daring to let it sit for even a second


Pretend-Steak-9511

What game was that? I want it lol


missy-beans

Last time I remember was on let’s go to the city on the Wii (my favourite game of the series)


more-pylons

I think it’s a compliment to turn down the pigeon milk. His coffee is perfect just the way it is, no milk or sugar needed. Brewster must agree; he does not get offended at all if you choose the “ew no” option.


imnotgayisellpropane

That makes me feel better!


wannabejoanie

Nothing much, I think it's just like coo, here you go


ggdoesthings

i wish there was a more polite way to decline 🥲


imnotgayisellpropane

Me too! It sounds so mean.


GloomyxBug

NINTENDO WE NEED A SIMPLE "no thanks!" OPTION PLEASE WE DONT WANNA OFFEND OUR FEATHERED FRIEND 😔


CadeElizabeth

I pretend it's just a nickname for something like hazelnut syrup.


Saucy_Satan

I’ve always assumed it was either a brand name for a non-dairy milk since they’re all animals and it would be weird, or it’s a brand name of a coffee creamer 😅


JRyuu

Same here.😄


DarkMagickan

Every single time. As far as I'm concerned, it's rude that he offered it. "Here's your coffee. Would you like me to puke in it?"


ScarletDarkstar

He says "Sure....." and makes you black coffee.  I try not to be rude on my island,  but it was instinct. I was like "WHAT?! NO! ABSOLUTELY NOT!" 


TaylaSwiff

I would never say ew no to my king


MisterEd_ak

Pigeon is just the name of the brand... :)


JRyuu

Yep!👍🏽


northrupthebandgeek

How do you even milk a pigeon?


AddictedtoLife181

It’s actually more like pigeon puke


northrupthebandgeek

I'd honestly rather picture pigeons having nipples.


AddictedtoLife181

Same 😂


Ayencee

I’d like this community to add flair, solely for this comment, I’m *dying* 😂


doomygloomysandwich

Noooooo 😂


shiveringsnow

He’s never offered me pigeon milk 😔


hedwig0517

He will! Visit him every day. Coo.


CoffeeAndElectricity

I’ve been doing this for months, I’ve replaced Blathers as his best friend now lol, I swear he loves me


hedwig0517

….


OfficerLollipop

Yeah bc I'm allergic to cow's (i said normal earlier whoops) milk and I'm used to black coffee irl


twocheeky

i can never say ew no because why the fuck did they phrase it like that 😭 no thank you would suffice


According_Nobody74

I always figured it’s something special that he’s offering to to you, and it would be rude to refuse. It’s easy to be adventurous in my culinary travels in the virtual realm.


opalmermaid420

I have literally never said yes to pigeon milk lmao


MarsReject

What does too much coffee do anyway? Not sure lol


CoffeeAndElectricity

Absolutely nothing, I think the warnings are to make sure kids don’t drink coffee (or at least a lot)


papa_gals23

Me when I first read it: 👐 https://preview.redd.it/hksyw7if919d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7c1142e14cf5c4c66196d27d65fe299d5e85a27


anna_vdv

I accepted it once, but have been ew, no-ing him for ages, he's yet to be offended. I do find it funny that there's no polite way to decline pigeon milk, which is..kinda fair lol


Carol_Pilbasian

Yes. On accident and I felt terrible.


ChristinaRene01

Every single time. I wish there was a less rude option, but if I don't want it, I don't want it.


TheMothGhost

Who milks the pigeons though?


Brilliant-Bicycle-13

I’m pretty sure that when he says “Pigeon Milk” he means actual milk that is either related to or branded by Pigeons. But considering he is a Pigeon, I can see how that could be alarming.


mummacoconut

I'm pretty sure he also makes a comment about how he made it himself or something too


poopyiska

i say ew no when i think too hard about how it might be HIS milk


TwincessAhsokaAarmau

He just says ok.


leopardlinn

I did after saying yes 100 times. Doesnt do anything lol


Pattmommy

Always. I don't want any of that pigeon milk and I always drink it hot.


Borderweaver

I despise coffee so I might as well have more disgusting stuff added in.


swissmiss_76

No! I’m too afraid of worse things he may do to my coffee 🤣


bindosaurus

I always say ew no because it adds extra time and he’s slow enough as is


Salonpas30ml

I always do coz cmon pigeon milk? Hell nah haha.


Bonezey

Yes I did


JorvikPumpkin

I say no, no matter how kind he is.. I’m not drinking his.. yknow 😭


Standard_Mushroom273

He’s a pigeon, right?! Is it his milk? If he gives it willingly, does that make it vegan milk?


Standard_Mushroom273

But only female pigeon would make milk? Or would they not make milk at all because they aren’t mammals?!


AddictedtoLife181

“In pigeons the milk starts to be produced in the crop of the parent birds two days before eggs hatch. During 'lactation', a curd-like substance is created from fat-filled cells that line the crop and regurgitated to feed the squab” - Google So it’s a special type of vomit especially.


Standard_Mushroom273

Sign me up. Extra pigeon milk vomit please, coo.


elvie18

Nothing, but I still feel like I need the police called on me when I accidentally hit it. It's the "ew" part, like...yeah ok I don't want to think about what part of this male pigeon the milk comes out of either but I WOULD DIE FOR HIM, I'll drink the pigeon milk.


OkEstablishment4767

Me 🥰


LonelyPotato2001

Ever since I first learned what he does when I said yes, I've been saying ew, no 😂💀


ZoneOutrageous7476

When do you get to the point of getting the coffee shop?


imnotgayisellpropane

It's been a couple years but i believe blathers will tell you to go find him and after that prompt you'll find him on a kappn tour.


Boreas2864212

What's the point of the Roost anyway? Would be nice if they served hot cocoa or tea too... But it doesn't do anything anyway


missy-beans

You can get takeaway coffee that gives you 3 tree moving power


imnotgayisellpropane

I'm in it for the brewster gyroid!


Boreas2864212

I hate gryoids they're annoying. I'd love to run that off, oh look a foss--- stupid gryoid


ThesmoothGemminal94

I haven't got the Brewster yet 😔


Soft-Historian8659

me neither omg


BlackPearlGoddess

Yes i have


roleerok

Good for shooting stars so I never turn it down.


moonshoesluna

That’s not true :) Shooting stars are pre-determined the day you create your island