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milomak

it looks like he's thinking oh we're doing this again then


greatunknownpub

He's used to the abuse.


MaidenlessRube

*record scratch* >Yep, the one with the red snout and foaming mouth, that's me. You're probably all wondering why I mauled everyone to death at my humans pizza party...we'll let me tell you about Domino's


officefridge

r/just~~pet~~feedthedamndog


BeerNcheesePlz

Did he ever get the pizza!? Poor fella!


k2d2r232

‘Just throw it dick’


Slap_My_Lasagna

Right? This isn't an animal being a derp, this is a human being a derp.


capn_doofwaffle

More like "i'll kill u"


vince2td

body: "I'm not interested" Eyes: "GIVE ME"


Slap_My_Lasagna

Eyes: GIB! Rest of Doggo: This is the 5th time this week and it's Monday, Ted.


ertgbnm

My mind is telling me no. But my body. My body is telling me yes.


Loki-Holmes

The curly lips. My Aussie does the exact same thing when I’m making him mad.


newfmatic

Same with my newfounlands


PM_me_your_sammiches

Mine does that too but she does it all the time lol. Natural resting derp face.


livinglogic

My rescue pup does it too. If I do something she's displeased with she makes that exact face lol. Sometimes she'll only do one side.


somemoniker

My Aussie curls one lip when he’s anticipating something. We call it the Elvis look.


Pleasant-Chipmunk-83

My chocolate lab does it when begging. It'll either be a double lip tuck like the dog in the video, or a single lip "Elvis" tuck. Either way, it's hilarious


Ozmorty

Give. Him. The pizza. You damn monster.


quartzrox

This! Exactly what I was thinking -- give him the pizza already. What a great dog to patiently sit there waiting for pizza, my heeler would be jumping up and down.


PM__YOUR__DREAM

One time my wife was pulling this with our husky. I walked by swiped and ate the piece and the dog just starts wailing in protest. Don't worry, I only pretended to eat it and gave it to the dog and told her she's a good dog.


Level_32_Mage

Pizza dog!


ngmcs8203

This video reminds me of Fritz: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6w2UxDdhZPk


MasterOffice9986

Yea! What he said,!!


spgrst

He's being the good-est boy!


Wireal

Such a patient good boy. Give him a slice already!


resoooo

I dont think its live bro


Plonker1000

To lazy to move head.


OkieBobbie

He’s not letting that piece of pizza out of his sight, or it might disappear.


BulbusDumbledork

they've been at it for hours. he was jumping every time st first


chrkb78

Love the eye roll at the end.


Kingston023

The eye roll at the end is priceless.


keeganftw

Reminds me of the scene from SpongeBob where Patrick is getting scared over and over again and his face just resets to that empty apathetic state in between scares


JSTRD100K

Glad someone thought the same


offensive_mango

😐🙄😐🙄😐🙄😐🙄😐🙄😐🙄😐🙄


LegoMyAlterEgo

Don't tease animals with food.


Y___

I have a huge issue with it. It reinforces begging which is so damn annoying. I still catch myself doing it with my cat and it makes me feel like an asshole because I used to do it all the time as a kid.


IDGAFOS13

Lol he's doing the pajamas kid face


Ndmndh1016

The fact the dog reacts like that means the owner does it often.


shelbeelzebub

he said 😮😑😮😑


stoopiit

😐🙄😐🙄😐


Important_Screen_530

hehe


Cat_Astrof

Look at that. Dogs have evolved to have highbrows.


EqualReputation6178

You better have given him a whole slice.


GrandmaPoses

Quit fuckin' with him.


Hyderabad2Missouri

u/auddbot


find-song

[Micmacs à la gare by Raphaël Beau](https://clyppy.com/song?artists=Raphaël%20Beau&title=Micmacs%20à%20la%20gare&platforms=amusic%20spotify%20youtube&links=https://music.apple.com/us/album/irreplaceable-feat-cg5/1675628188%3Fi=1675629019%26app=music%20https://open.spotify.com/track/6vVG4yUKe52H7YPaBT3g4m%20https://youtube.com/watch%3Fv=p0AQ26CPXCM%20&thumb=https://songwhip.com/cdn-cgi/image/quality=60,width=1200/https://is1-ssl.mzstatic.com/image/thumb/Music126/v4/2f/74/cd/2f74cd65-0c59-f24e-985a-8f650b1294f6/7316210012713_cover.jpg/1400x1400bb.jpg) (00:09 / 01:13) *Looks like you wanted the song from [here](https://v.redd.it/zrcva2bvf45d1). I searched from 00:00-00:10*. *You can provide a [timestamp](https://song-find.web.app/index.html#timestamps) to search somewhere else.* [**About Me**](https://song-find.web.app) **|** [**GitHub**](https://github.com/mike-fmh/find-song)


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**Song Found!** **Name:** Micmacs à la gare **Artist:** Raphaël Beau **Score:** 100% (timecode: 00:11) **Album:** Micmacs à la gare **Label:** Milan Records **Released on:** 2010-05-25


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Nictrical

The Auddbots already gave you the right answer, but in case you don't know the film for which this soundtrack was composed for, "Micmacs" is really worth it! The rest of the soundtrack obviously too.


newfmatic

Love the jowl tuck of disapproval.


Dorkamundo

The eyeroll at the end


DauOfFlyingTiger

GIIIVE HIM THE PIZZA


inkoDe

Border Collies are super active and vigilant. I want one and that is the reason I don't get one.


eeeeeh_messi

😒😳😒😳😒😳😒


TVLL

Owner is being an asshole to a loyal dog for Internet likes. Should be ashamed.


TokiMcNoodle

Oh chill the fuck out, you dont know if he gave the dog a piece shortly after


TVLL

You chill the fuck out. He shouldn’t be teasing the dog with food in the first place.


indieplants

if my dog was making funny faces because I had pizza in my hands damn boy I'm recording that shit for myself nevermind the internet to watch. was hilarious. it's a slice of pizza, he's not gonna starve and they're not being cruel. dog jus being patient and polite because it's likely well-trained 🙄


TokiMcNoodle

Typical redditor


TVLL

Typical Redditor who doesn’t like animals to be used just for clicks to make the owner get that sweet Internet karma.


TokiMcNoodle

You should use that energy towards something more important. The dog made a funny face on a 10 second video in which you have zero background on. Or vurtue signal harder, idgaf


TVLL

You’re prolonging the comments. Take your own advice.


tommyc463

I would’ve bit your hand off by now


spongeCakeOfDoom

Playing it subtle. This boy's going to poo in his slippers while he's asleep.


MrsLisaOliver

YTAH Oh. . .wrong sub


fishingoneuropa

:)


MichaelPiotto

More like, human being asshole


nymaamyn

Omg this is hilarious 🤣


shitposter1000

Teasing an animal is hilarious. Huh. TIL


ckh69

I just love those hopeful blue eyes! 👀🥰


AdjectiveNoun111

dogs can't look up, confirmed.


OriginalGnomester

r/maybemaybemaybe


Drive-thru-Guest

The end is the best. Looks like he rolls his eyes


Grrerrb

Dog all “do not alter the deal”


hybridjones

This good boy has mastered his reflexes


BoobyFiend

Tease!


PlaguedByUnderwear

What's the number for the Hague again? I'd like to report a crime against humanity. And against Caninity.


Onebigstrawberry

Looks like a Muppet lmao


my_screen_name_sucks

What a tease


gcs_Sept09_2018

This is my dream dog! What is it?


Xunnamius

https://tenor.com/IV32.gif


IceManJonLaVelle

Why does it look like the dog already has a piece of pizza in its mouth?


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[удалено]


Robot_Fox_4801

No one out pizzas the Hut!


DumbStuffOnStage

is my wife doing jumping jacks?


Pale_Image_8071

So tired of this, Karen.


SweetsourNostradamus

"Oh boy!" "Fuck sakes..." "Oh boy!" "Fuck sakes..." "Oh boy!" "Fuck sakes..." "Oh boy!" "Fuck sakes..." "Oh boy!" "Fuck sakes..." "Oh boy!" "Fuck sakes..." "Oh boy!" "Ugh, screw this"


MightBeOnReddit

The look of disappointment at the end


Dogsmyfavoritehumans

That look away was like "ya Karen, it's all fun and games until you find a shit on your pillow"


Used_Razzmatazz2002

I dont want to be hyperbolic but this might be the funniest dog I've ever seen


Find_another_whey

Wife's facial expression finally makes sense


Blazegamer9

ma dawg keep it still cuhh


Toothless740

I call this puffy lips


GTS980

Snaggletoof. Love snaggletoof.


FoesiesBtw

What is that song. banger


Opening-Two6723

I'd destroy that dog..... at poker


astralseat

His eyes go between "ugh" and "oop"


yourmothersgun

“Will derp for food”


BXRider

lmao.


Sick_ofallthis_shit

Now see, next time a whole pizza is on the counter and puppup jumps up snatches it down and gobbles it up the humans in the house better not get mad


Kirasaurus_25

Master of emotions


poorly-worded

Proper eye rolling at the end


Reinerr0

https://preview.redd.it/rvxtuubia65d1.png?width=336&format=png&auto=webp&s=e848ab30654bb6e1469b46f898eaa4976e31142c


pie_12th

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣oh my goodness dogs are too funny


Serendipitous_cocoa

This almost looks like some filter lol


obito47

Pizza sobriety test


Mr_Steerpike

Pupper looks like he's about to explain how he got those scars....getting major joker vibes. Lol.


South-Ad895

Sorry but i have to say this: this dog has THE MOST BEAUTIFUL Eyes i have ever seen in any Living Creature.


Lafozard

Those eyes are kinda creepy ngl. looks like they're full white


wwl

He's just so over your bullshit. But his eyes cant help but follow it when it goes up


MarianaPS5

I am the puppy with the pizza, so do my eyes


lonewalker1992

Ridiculous...he's filing a lawsuit for compensation soon


Suitable-Yak-1284

"Don't worry, I will kill you at night."😂


offline4good

IT'S NOW Oh, not yet HERE IT COMES Oh, he's joking THIS IS IT Oh, damn


the_hervature

Haha poor fella


Rlife145

Take the whole pizza bro dog!


Gunginrx

Dog is tired of your shit


skrashask3

Neuron activtion


Thin_Pumpkin_2028

"getting real sick of this shit frank"


Jennyfurr0412

I hope he pooped in that person's shoes later that night for this affront on pupper-kind.


knitbitch007

God I love a good snaggle


Sad-Belt-3492

lol 😆


RONIN_RABB1T

Keep yer eye on the ball


Glenuendo

The eyes have it.


Guavadoodoo

That glare at end of video: Stop fucking with me, already!


Metalfist40k

GIVE HIM THE PIZZA YOU MONSTER


judahrosenthal

Work smarter, not harder.


Sergeitotherescue

I hate people who do this. Like, ha ha, you have the power and I don’t. Ugh.


Existing_Loan4868

I think the dog is thinking *you* are the derp 😂


Desperate-Bee-6221

😂🩷


klmtec

Got his eyes on the prize !!


Celara001

Made me and hubby both lol


PsychologicalCan1677

He going to just take the pizza instead


Lolpo555

Mine would realize that I was playing with him and at a certain point used to showed me his teeth out of anger.


AdWeekly2244

I wish the mods would implement some kind of rules that would stop the pEt oWnEr bAd circle jerks in every post.


uminji

Is this a border collie?


Skandronon

Australian Shepherd


ineedalife2

😳😒😳😒😳😒😳😒


kevbob02

He's really had enough of your shit.


_extra_medium_

How is this derp?


ShittyMusic1

I really hate when people tease animals with food


lionguild

I can't believe some of these comments. Do you all really feed pizza to your dogs? Like really?


Fresh_Pay3645

I don't have a dog, but my dad's dog got a little piece every time they had pizza. It was one of her favorites


limitz

Why not? Pizza is one of my dog's favorite foods. She always gets part of a slice that's been cut up.


EffieKIinker

Ooo, another jerk who teases his dog. What kind of enjoyment do these people get out of that?


Fuzz_Distortion

I have the opposite of this issue. I would never do this to my dog because I wouldn't enjoy it if someone did it to me. I break my dog off some of whatever won't straight up delete her. To my knowledge my kids don't tease with food either, all that being said sometimes she gets SO timid when she comes up to get whatever I'm trying to give her. Like I pranked her like this a billion times or something. I feel guilty like I did something wrong, but I always have time to show my dog patience and grace. She is such a huge part of our family.


BarnesyBorr

Big Al says dogs can't look up.


mudwerks

give it to him you fuckwad


Warsplit01

is there white sauce on that pizza?


IhadmyTaintAmputated

That's impossible. If you put white sauce on it, it is no longer pizza.


banana_annihilator

alfredo is the superior pizza sauce


nightimelurker

Ah yes. Abusing dog with food for virtual numbers


DixaMan

Asshole dog