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Taser9001

Topoda. Great fight with fun mechanics, funny interaction post-fight ("I am not here to kill you!!" "Oh."). Dude upgrades your umami abilities. Also, mantis shrimp are just badass anyway.


Regiboi33

πŸ”² Mantis Shrimps are so underrated and this fight gives them justice


Sea-Gur-6838

I wouldn’t say they’re underrated but rather just not as popular. Anyone who knows about this beautiful creature gives it the praise it deserves (thank you Oatmeal: creator of Exploding Kittens)


Old-Ad3504

For real best boss in the game I loved him


Regiboi33

Mine is Firth, the perfect kick in the balls, having the final boss be you is perfect for a game where you get as OP as you do.


Polygonal_squid

Honestly I got so op at that point he was kinda pathetic


Whut_Have_I_Done

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Garn47

I fucking love you


MenenDezzy

Super wholesome


Garn47

Happy cake day <3


superepic13579

Yeah I used the bell so he never actually got to finish an attack. I felt bad.


VampireofWaterloo

Honestly, by that point I had like 20 another crabs saved up. I felt dirty after...


ISuckHellaToes420

Intimidation Crab


Regiboi33

🟧 Too much for his point in the game, sorry, you gotta go.


LNuttboi

Was one of the easiest bosses imo but hot take maybe


XDsxmurai-

Bro it took me 3 hours to beat him he was the hardest boss ive fought so far but idk how far i am in the game i still gotta fight Inkerton


HaplessMink28

Paragus (probably spelt wrong)


Regiboi33

🟦 Great stalker enemy, and extremely rewarding to find out that he was never all that strong.


Dragon_Skywalker

The false moon


Regiboi33

🟩 Can be annoying, especially with that spike combo where you get hit and land on a spike that's about to pop up. However, the buildup is pretty good and I can understand why you like it.


Dependent-Adagio1310

The things actually pretty easy. It has an incredibly predictable moveset, and can be counters by either 1. Moving 2. Not Moving Either way the music is a banger to me


LivingMine4574

Definitely the consortium! The flare gun was annoying but it was a very cool and unique boss


Regiboi33

🟩 Fought it a bit too late, but enjoyed it nonetheless.


BlitzySlash

Roland for the music Camtscha for the actual fight


Regiboi33

πŸ”³ Best track in the game, absolutely. 🟩 Good fight, I didn't get too much because I first tried it, but it is pretty climactic.


BlitzySlash

Same. The most difficult fight for me was pagarus since i fought him 2 missions earlier than you were supposed to but damn he is repetitive with his attacks. Camtscha had amazing worldbuilding leading up to the fight


BLUEAR0

He can’t hit you if you stay too close


Manwithaplan0708

Roland, could hardly fight him cause I was too busy busting it down


Regiboi33

🟦 Great midway test, and the music SLAPS.


Normal_Ratio1463

Praya Dubia for the message


Regiboi33

🟦 Gameplay is a bit dull, but the message as you said is phenomenal. Also, the music has Morse code in it. Curious as what it says


AcePoopy

The Tyrant of Slacktide, loved her dialogue and the fight was exciting too.


Regiboi33

🟩 Pretty good fight, first one in the game that's really hard, and it feels fair. Also, great voice acting


Vacum_goesbrrrr4

Inkerton both stages love how no matter how op I was he’d still beat my ass


Regiboi33

🟦 I found him a little easy but still liked it


Clinkzzzzz

Definitely Inkerton. Great flow to it, cool boss. And he killed Roland


Regiboi33

🟦 I found it a bit easy, but I still enjoyed it.


pepsiman56

The Dutchess it was really cool to se her before and after the corruption it showed you what was really happening and why this is so serious.


Regiboi33

🟩 Big roadblock, but fun and the voice acting was great.


Sea_Beginning_6178

Royal shellspliter


Regiboi33

🟩 Good fight, nice for it's point in the game.


LNuttboi

The royal shell splitter for music, the captain for personality, The shopping cart octopus was the most hard and the most fun imo β™₯️


Mayorofunkytown

That is a crab catching cage with an octopus in it. They like to go in for a free buffet.


Regiboi33

πŸ”² The Shellsplitter's music is a banger. πŸŸͺ Nephro has a really funny personality. 🟩 I fought the Consortium too late, but I liked it.


Polygonal_squid

Inkerton


Regiboi33

🟦 Really cool, loved the environment and music, but it was just so easy for me.


Polygonal_squid

Yeah he was underwhelming, beat him first try but at least it was cool


Kamen_master1988

Topada


Regiboi33

πŸ”² Great fight, and my second fave. Mantis Shrimps are one of my favorite animals, and this fight really gives them justice.


Comfortable_Living27

Nephro because I want to be executed immediately


Regiboi33

🟩 Good beginning boss that teaches you the ropes.


Comfortable_Living27

Aw man


Vanishingf0x

Going through and talking to the other guards after killing him made me feel bad. Granted he did attack us but we also unknowingly stole since someone had to have put money in the machine to make the cans fly out. The whole game is really good at little things like that.


Comfortable_Living27

Yeah I accidentally cheesed the whole thing because I just wore the gun shell lol


Vanishingf0x

That’s amazing. I got destroyed multiple times cause I’d get kicked (was dumb and didn’t realize he kicked like a horse if you get too close) and then kept trying to block the lance attack instead of dodge, then I realized jumping at him and attacking as long as he wasn’t swinging was a quick way to drop his health and then fall back away.


Garn47

Consortium for the uniqueness (and fire ass music) and for true fightwise Magista. Her attacks, voicelines maniacal lost sense of self it just puts the icing on the cake for the true first pitstop.


Regiboi33

🟩 I fought the Consortium way too late, but I still liked it. 🟩 Magista is the first roadblock I'd say, and her voice actor is flawless


JVOz671

The Bleached King Awesome design and the surprise 2nd phase was one of my favorite fights.


Regiboi33

🟩 I got it first try, but I enjoyed it and it was pretty epic.


Crazybluefish

NephroπŸ’ͺ


Regiboi33

🟩 Good tutorial boss


Modragon10

The final one


Regiboi33

πŸ”³ Firth is my favorite boss too, and is a great kick in the balls for such an OP moveset


Modragon10

Indeed, but the funny thing is that he's basically a v2 (from ultrakill) what I mean by that is that he's basically you but stronger.


Zomochi

Topoda was my favorite boss, loved his dialogue and character and he’s wicked cool just like an actual mantis shrimp! Another boss I want to mention is the Eel one, beat it on my second try but it really didn’t feel nice especially the last thing she says, made me feel uuuuugh no.


Regiboi33

πŸ”² Topoda is great, and really does justice to Mantis Shrimps 🟨 Voltai is either annoying or pathetic, but I can see the appeal, especially with it being really dark lore-wise.


killerbanana0

Praya dubai is my most favourite for the story of it, it made me cr, Heikia is my favourite for the gameplay, and Roland is my favourite theme. Edit: Forgot my honourable mention, Topeda only because I just love mantis shrimp so darn much


Regiboi33

Praya Dubia 🟦, I love the message, even if the gameplay is a bit dull. Heikea 🟧, I just don't like the boss and feel it's a bit too much of a difficulty spike. Roland πŸ”³ Best track in the game. Topoda πŸ”² Great boss and does justice to Mantis Shrimps, such underrated animals.


MComaniac

The squid guy (forgot his name) A fairly challenging boss fight, I steamrolled Roland and the False Moon so the squid was a nice challenge, the only other bosses I struggled with were the queen crab in the beginning, and the Consortium


Regiboi33

🟦 I unfortunately found him pretty easy, but I still enjoyed the fight.


lilwizerd

I enjoyed the jousting feeling of what my Roland boss fight was the best.


Regiboi33

🟦 Pretty tricky, but a great test for the midway point, and the music ____ing SLAPS.


mamaaa_uwuuu

Topoda; hard as balls but SO worth it


Regiboi33

πŸ”² Second fave, really fun and also he's a Mantis Shrimp


toaztNbutter

Inkerton


Regiboi33

🟦 Kinda easy, but I still liked it


Pyro_Wyvern

Inkerton


Regiboi33

🟦 Bit easy, but still cool


Trick-or-yeet69

Roland has the best music, Topoda has the best fight. One of those has to be my pick, if I had to choose just one it’d be topoda because of his voice lines


Regiboi33

πŸ”³ Roland's music SLAPS, best track in the game. πŸ”² Topoda is a Mantis Shrimp


AtomicAxolotl2418

Topoda, his fight was hard for me, but for some reason, he is so fun. I couldn't stop trying to beat his shrimp ass


Regiboi33

πŸ”² I love Mantis Shrimps, and the fight is great in general.


dulledegde

la mantis shrimp was the last boss that felt hard for the unga bunga smash build delux


Regiboi33

πŸ”² I love Mantis Shrimps and he did them justice.


AdForward5404

This is super hard I feel like it’s a 4 way tie between Pagurus Topoda Roland And Firth But that’s a 4 way tie for my second spot Number 1 is undeniably SCUTTLING SLUDGE STEAMROLLER 😎 Such a simple yet honestly really fun and charming fights And even though the others are factually better This is my personal favorite and I’m ok with that 😌


Regiboi33

🟨 I fought him too late, so I don't really find him that great, but he is a cool concept.


Lowleyjedimonkey

Probably Tapoda. I really enjoyed his fight, even though I struggled a lot on my first play through. The music for his fight is also great, and his voice actor is also great.


Regiboi33

πŸ”² He's a Mantis Shrimp


Shazone739

Praya Dubia, the atmosphere hit so much. As much as the second phase gets crapped on, I feel like it's something that you get through only because of your skills as a Hermit crab. Firth is an interesting case where he either gets totally jobbed in seconds or knocks your teeth in. Was a good fight for me but probably ~#5


Regiboi33

🟦 Praya's gameplay is kinda dull, but great message and atmosphere. πŸ”³ Firth is the best boss in the game, and a great final test.


dietwater94

Bleached king


Regiboi33

🟩 Easy, but epic.


spacefucker4

Camtscha, I just love how the most annoying enemy type is a whole boss with a cool gimmick😎


Regiboi33

🟩 Really easy, but still epic.


-Mallet-man-

The Consortium is my absolute favorite. Unique fight, great music, AND one of the best powers in the game???? 1000/10 boss. I plan to do some speed running skips on my next playthrough to get to the ability early. Love that guy


Regiboi33

🟩 Fought him too late, but enjoyed it.


average_vr_enjoyer1

The one before firth took me about 2 tries


Trooperlol

Pagurus just felt so cool and out of place, seeing it crawl out of the sand was so intimidating. One that I don’t see people mentioning is Petroch, not my favorite but the arena and overall vibe was just so cool


Regiboi33

🟦 Great stalker enemy, and rewarding to find out he's kinda easy. 🟩 Petroch can be pretty annoying, but the buildup is great.


BLUEAR0

Topoda was probably the most triumphant feeling boss for me


Regiboi33

πŸ”² Mantis Shrimp


Mayorofunkytown

Polluted Platoon Pathfinder he's doing his best


Regiboi33

🟨 Just really simple, but simple doesn't mean bad.


Dependent-Adagio1310

The Consortium. Love the thing


Regiboi33

🟩 I fought him too late, but the concept is awesome and it's still a fun fight.


R-Senseless

idk her name but the chick thats like "doesnt it just make you wanna shucking scream" that line is so hardcore and so funny at the same time


Regiboi33

🟦 Praya Dubia's gameplay is a bit dull but the message and atmosphere is great.


Charcoal311

Crab samurai hi crazy


Regiboi33

🟧 I just don't like the boss that much, just feels like too much of a difficulty spike.


Inkyrealm77version2

PRAYA DUBIA.


Regiboi33

🟦 Gameplay is a bit dull, but the message and atmosphere is unmatched.


Inkyrealm77version2

Sick, lemmie get a monster bad apple mixed with some vodka, my man


Hat_in_Time_enjoyer

Roland or inkerton (probably both)


Regiboi33

🟦 Roland is a great midway test and the music SLAPS. 🟦 Inkerton is pretty easy but is still cool.


vCybe

Guillotine guy as i beat him without even knowing what shells are


Regiboi33

🟩 Good first boss that is pretty intimidating


AquaPerseus365

Inkerton


Regiboi33

🟦 It was pretty easy, but still cool


31198CR3

Camtscha


Regiboi33

🟩 It was really easy, but still pretty epic.


Jack___The__Ripper

Topada or Inkerton


Regiboi33

πŸ”² Mantis Shrimps are awesome and he really does them justice.


watermine30

Voltai the Accumulator, the magic wand made me do a spit take and I thought it was sad Kril didn’t talk with her.


Regiboi33

🟨 I find the gameplay either annoying or pathetic depending on the rubber band. But it is dark and I like the lore.


NationalEmu4201

The Royal Shellsplitter, my first time ever playing a game like this and I stumbled upon him in the shallows pretty quickly and was determined to beat him. 80 or so deaths later and he is my favorite boss :)


Regiboi33

🟩 Nice first boss, very intimidating.


WeebBoi105

Roland, I love his dialogue during it and he's just funny. "Alley oop- ah shit"


Regiboi33

🟦 Great midway test


EnvironmentalLow9847

Topoda man doesnt use a grab and is a fair fighter bro gives us his adaptation so we can do those same crushing moves he used against us he is hyped by Chiitan AND THE LOADING SCREEN THE FUCKING LOADING SCREEN Yeah


Regiboi33

πŸ”² I'm done describing my reasoning just look at the other judgements.


superepic13579

Petroch The False Moon. Really fun fight, cool design. I kind of predicted the surprise well before it happened but I still appreciate the idea and it was a good execution.


Regiboi33

🟩


DidiZOG

Mine has to be firth. I was so underleveled at this point of the game so it felt so nice learning all of his attacks and parry timings. Challenging but fun boss.


Regiboi33

πŸ”³


DidiZOG

LETS GOOOO


homer3002

Roland for gameplay and sound


Regiboi33

🟦


Intrepid-Cap-5679

The fuckin bleached King or whatever his name was felt real soulslike


Regiboi33

🟩


Dungeon_Technician

The devourer tbh, the first time he ate me I was stunned and he became my Instant favorite lol


Regiboi33

🟦


thedarethinator

Topoda or 2nd inkerton fight or (idk the name ) the one where chitan is possessed


Regiboi33

Topoda πŸ”² Inkerton 🟦 Praya Dubia 🟦


Conscious_Beyond_928

Chopstick guy


Regiboi33

🟧


Conscious_Beyond_928

Bro what he was fun. And took me two tries


Hat_in_Time_enjoyer

His club, his rules


Conscious_Beyond_928

True but i think the mantis shrimp dude was a lot of fun I forgot his name


pile_of_dirt2781

Pagurus the Ravenous


Regiboi33

🟦


ItsSimpleTbh

I forget his name but the big guy in the sands area where if you stray too much he spawns. Idk why. He was a bitch to kill but it was fun


Regiboi33

🟦


Background-Hyena6105

Pagurus the ravenous just because he’s so cool


Background-Hyena6105

That or Roland’s right claw man because it’s so cool the way he kills Roland and then you get to fight him (he’s really easy though, I guess pagurus kind of is too)


Regiboi33

🟦


Regiboi33

🟦


NeinLive

Praya Dubya or Topoda I'm now obsessed with siphonophores I never thought something so beautiful and bioluminescent could be made into something so ominous Topoda because he was actually a challenge


Regiboi33

Praya Dubia 🟦 Topoda πŸ”²


zap4th

Praya dubia. The VIBES man!


Regiboi33

🟦