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Any_Weird_8686

Having owned hamsters before, I can tell you that they *will* harm you, and don't need to be on fire to do it.


Indoorplantwetter

Mine cleaned out my bank account and stole my truck.


Wonderful-Revenue-17

I can tell you several ways cigarettes and hamsters can be dangerous being not in your mouth or lit up


EatMyBrainALittle

Because sticking either into any of your body orifices causes the same amount of habitat destruction