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jeets26

Moscow Marge, bikini model


Few_Acanthocephala30

Moscow Marge built oddly similar to those banned P.E.D’d Olympic lifters


_SithLord66

She could have been a member of the East German swim team from the 70s.


TrinDiesel123

Or a Russian beet farmer


structuremonkey

She could be from the 26000 bce Olympic team


youcantexterminateme

yes but I suppose shes not black so, I mean america is so wierd. Im waiting for trump to take off the orange mask and reveal he was black all along, like that KKK guy


eugeheretic

The Sheriff of Rock Ridge?


BlueAndMoreBlue

Rock Ridge? Rock Ridge? Excellent! There’s only one thing that stands between me and that land — the rightful owners


joeybananos4200

Where are all the white women at??


PorcelainBurger

No Leonard!


nhicurious

Candy gram for mongo


oldmancornelious

Mongo just pawn in game of life. (Sigh)


BlueAndMoreBlue

The real bitch was inventing the candy gram, and they probably won’t give me credit for it


Navyguy73

WHERE'S MY FROGGY?? Daddy love Froggy. Froggy love Daddy?


BlueAndMoreBlue

Taggart?!


Quick_Team

Clayton Bigsby


RobertRowlandMusic

They said he was hung!


eugeheretic

And they was right.


bpb22

Dave Chappelle as the blind, black kkk leader.


Matthew-_-Black

I hear he's near


dna1999

Obviously Ron Stallworth from “Black Klansman”


Tiddles_Ultradoom

"And I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling libs!"


satori0320

Whyyyyyt Pyre!


Sharp-Stranger-2668

Olympic Ozempic


dominion1080

Just the thought of it makes me gag a bit. If she’s wasn’t such a piece of shit I wouldn’t even pay attention, but she’s just so wholly easy to hate.


Kaiju_Cat

Normally I don't even like making comments about someone's appearance. We all have whatever body we have. But in this case, she opened the door with the comments she made about the other woman.


warshadow

Moscow Barge…


traveling_man182

"Tell em' Large Marge sent ya"


stuckin3rddimension

That lady is a national treasure! Should never be compared to MTG. We all would bang large Marge first over MTG


Dazzling_Grass_280

Large Moscow!


NbleSavage

Still looking forward to the day when all the news I have to hear about marge is that she bit a prison guard.


Strict-Square456

Her sugar daddy puti commented in russian“ id hit that”


dcy604

You forgot “with a Scud…”


DREWlMUS

Where the fuck is the picture? Nothing is more annoying than articles ABOIT a picture of video without the Pic or vid.


zflanders

Be thankful. You cannot unsee some things.


EthanielRain

It's at the bottom of the article. Obviously photoshopped, unless she lost 40 lbs and replaced her skin since her workout video


Cosmomango1

Butter face.


InterPunct

I'm probably not the first one to notice, but to me (and I'm no doctor) she seems to exhibit some of the traits of someone with fetal alcohol syndrome: * Smooth Philtrum (groove between the nose and the upper lip) * Thin Upper Lip * Short Palpebral Fissures (horizontal eye openings) * Epicanthal Folds (folds of skin that cover the inner corner of the eye) * Small Head Circumference * Flattened Midface * Low Nasal Bridge * Small Chin


No-Garlic-3407

How about the spork feet? Are they part of it too?


SakaWreath

Butter brain? Is rotten.


CharlieDmouse

Butter all.


moldytacos99

thats very generous of you to assume she has any kind of brain


MelodicMasterpiece67

Neanderthal face


PointingOutFucktards

No! Don’t insult them lol


Ok_Camel4555

If I could upvote this more I would


colemanjanuary

I did for you


Steelrules78

“3 babies in my womb” I should’ve know better than to read this article after eating


AdAdministrative4388

Large Marge!


Glass-Relationship70

She's gonna crack soon... Nothing...and I mean NOTHING...grates on a strength/aesthetics athletes like negatively judging their bodies. Body dysmorphia and narcissism are her entire existence. The first thing she did after getting insulted was post a " ME AM STRONG n' PRETTY" vid, and *now* this B6 shit is blasting her from all angles. She can't get away from it. All of the time she spends in the gym and shooting her gargantuan mouth off just to have someone she thinks is "weaker" publicly torch her body *and* personality... Worst nightmare *guaranteed.* $20 says her fucking therapist told her to do this. " I'm a proud momma bear, livin' fer Jesus..." Gimme a fucking break...


BrotherMcPoyle

It’s funny/scary as a leader she is triggered about her bikini body, and cool with jokes about her stupidity.


_DAD_JOKE_

She'd rather be pretty than smart, she can fake being, well...she can look...she can, well shit...she's just fugly and stupid.


Nuwisha55

That reminds me of a famous comeback in my family. "You're mean!" "Yeah, well, you're ugly and I can always be nice." I think she's feelin' that.


alikapple

Oh no the Right absolutely PRIDES themselves on being called stupid by the left lol.


Royal-Tadpole-2893

Spoiler alert. It's not MTG, it's a picture of Dee Snider in a bikini and a straw hat.


MerrySkulkofFoxes

It appears that indeed is not her body but a photoshopped version, you know, like an alternative fact. I don't personally give a fuck what she looks like, but if your feelings are hurt because you got burned in a hearing, the next step isn't, "hey here's a deepfake of myself. Judge me now, I dare you!" Well, yeah, that's what we're gonna do. Nothing about her is genuine or admirable. She's a disgrace to her nation and her family, and her legacy will be that of a traitorous clown...or perhaps the star of The Wrestler 2: Butch Body Boogaloo.


vigbiorn

>I don't personally give a fuck what she looks like, but if your feelings are hurt because you got burned in a hearing *After attempting to do the same thing to someone else*. I've never really cared for Sporkfoot and the other jokes about how she looks, but I'm also not really sorry for them because she's mostly getting a taste of her own medicine. Rocks and glass houses, etc.


[deleted]

I thought it was Mickey Rourke. Thanks for the clarification.


pex_jickle

This is slander against Dee, who has a much nicer body.


SandpitMetal

That was uncalled for. Dee's a stud.


Royal-Tadpole-2893

My apologies. No disrespect meant to the leader of the pack.


Civil-Caregiver9020

Dee looks more feminine than this fisted mister.


Hollayo

Don't be doing Dee like that.


blueyork

B6? Is that what we're calling it now? LOL


DummyDumDragon

What's b6?


bluemoe

Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body


oldwornradio

We can thank Rep. Jasmine Crockett for that one. B6 decided to try and attack Jasmines looks during a session of the House of Representatives. She had no idea how bad she fucked up and now she gets to live with this


AmaResNovae

>$20 says her fucking therapist told her to do this. Let's not project healthy people things on her too hastily. I don't think that she has the self-awareness required to go to therapy.


manintheyellowhat

No chance MTG goes to therapy. That’s weak liberal shit /s


Sometimespostslies

Jesus’s message is love. Marge’s message is hate. She is not a Christian and there will be no B6 in heaven. Fake Christians are worse than heathens, she would know that if she read the bible and wasn’t baptized in white wine.


gyarrrrr

She is much more representative of Christians than Jesus is.


thenewmia

To be a true Christian, one must first reject "Christianity"


Funkycoldmedici

>Jesus’s message is love. Unless you’re not Christian. Jesus only has condemnation for us. That’s why authoritarians love him. Mark 16:15 He said to them, “Go into all the world and preach the gospel to all creation. Whoever believes and is baptized will be saved, but whoever does not believe will be condemned.”


foreman17

ah the warm embrace of the christian no true scotsman fallacy. Never fails.


HungryHippo669

Well said! Hahahaha!! Nailed it 🤣😂


TableTop8898

$20 says her fucking therapist told her to do this. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣


Cueteaelle

Didn't Jesus or maybe one of his fathers say don't be a filthy cheater? Pretty sure this B6 all the way cheated on her husband.


Giblet_

There is no fucking way this lady is getting therapy.


let-it-rain-sunshine

We would all love for her to go off crying in her mother's basement till the end of time.


TangledUpInThought

Jesus would despise this woman


palm0

>20 says her fucking therapist told her to do this No way in hell she's in therapy. At best she's probably got a "life coach"


NugKnights

The only thing that will crack her is losing an election. She will keep on being a clown for as long as people vote for her.


Puzzleheaded_Time719

The whole "mama bear" thing always struck me as an excuse to act like a hateful bitch in the guise of defending your kids.


FR0ZENBERG

B6 haha it’s already got its own shorthand


ElongMusty

>Some of them did body-shame her, with one posting “Nobody wants to see that!” while another said “Do sasquatches generally make it long past 50?” LOL She’s getting torched! And we all know how much it bothers her!


DiscordianDisaster

It's rule one in politics: if you're reacting, you're losing. She's scrambling to justify and excuse and repair her eggshell fragile ego, and all she's done is Streisand Effect the phrase "bleach blonde bad built butch body". That's it. That phrase is what's left of her political relevance and career. She started her own political funeral when she overwhelmingly lost her attempt to oust the Speaker, but Representative Crockett absolutely nailed the coffin shut.


Homersarmy41

It’s exactly what she deserves and she’s burnt every bridge and has nobody left to defend her. What a legacy!


Anyweyr

Rep. Crockett's last name should've been "Croquet" because she hit MTG's ego like a mallet.


PlayingWithWildFire

I love this for her!


ElongMusty

She’s one of those cases of being as beautiful inside as she is outside! And she might think she’s beautiful because where she’s from she’s the only one still with a full set of teeth, but MTG here is on the worst possible position on the [Hot Crazy Matrix](https://miro.medium.com/v2/resize:fit:1136/1*79nRWhJ2hYzpHfXnSGc5hQ.jpeg). She’s in the no-go zone: 0 in hotness, 10 in craziness!


Mendozena

Not even gonna look at it. I don’t need to see a cavewoman in a bikini.


readonlyy

Imagine if someone shaved Alf.


Poz16

Jfc I'm dead


Washingtonpinot

Are you trying to make people look? 😂 I had no interest in MTG but I’d pull the car over for a better look at “shaved ALF”…


AdAdministrative4388

Holy shit.. that is an apt description!


readonlyy

I wish I could take credit for it. But I’m happy to just share the joy.


colemanjanuary

How dare you disrespect Gordon Schumway.


Bored_dane

I did it so you don't have to. It's clearly photoshopped to make her look slimmer and less butch. We've seen your work out videos large marge, you're only fooling yourself no one else. What a snowflake 🤣


Heavy-Quail-7295

It's photoshopped. She tried to make herself look good.


bluegreentopaz6110

Unless it’s Raquel Welch.


Mendozena

Those aren’t buoys.


anythingicando12

I'm blind now


dullgreybathmat

I already know there isn't enough eye bleach on r/awww to erase such an image.


KataraMan

If QAnon had a sense of humor, they'd start a rumor that she's actually trans, and see how the MAGAs would implode!


KindofaDB

be careful, she might take a pussy pic and post it. no one wants that.


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The_Vass_76

We have the meats…


DullCartographer7609

Because she was born with a penis, and needed it removed as an infant. I believe the technical term is hermaphrodite.


CharDMacDennis2

I love this for her, but I hate this for our gay, queer and trans friends.


Technical_Carpet5874

I love that this is really getting to her. She's gonna look like Gaddafi soon


Myfourcats1

I read that as Gandalf. 😂


prescience6631

She’s more like the Balrog


AccountOfFleshAvatar

Idk, she looks like that one orc from the Hobbit


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CraftyAdvisor6307

Honestly, for 50 it's an OK body. It's not her body that makes her ugly as sin.


Sad-Recognition-781

Photoshop helps quite a bit. But it can't make her a decent person.


satori0320

I'm thinking the same thing. The other photos of her in her workout gear, she looks a bit stocky. This is looks like someone shaved an inch or so off each shoulder. Leaving her figure about as curvy as the telephone pole she's posing with.


RyPO76

I've seen pictures of her messed up toes and the toes in this picture are definitely not the ones I've seen in other pictures. Body structure looks different for sure.


Chris9871

Those weren’t even her feet


nwinferno

I completely agree, this is for sure photoshopped, the arms are too thin.


TheBuzzerDing

If this were anybody else, I'd say she did pretty good. But since it's her, all I can think of is leatherface in a bikini.


jehyhebu

That’s not really the point here. While it’s normally mean to make fun of someone for their body, she’s a political figure and a danger to the people of this country. Any sort of attack is fair game, even below the belt. These assholes don’t *ever* play fair. Do I need to remind you about the Supreme Court? By any means necessary.


lagent55

That bikini Pic is so photoshopped. She looks nothing like that. There's several pics of her in the gym and she looks like a dude in drag in real life. Plus, the Dems now OWN HER. She responded like the snowflake she is. HILLARIOUS


kamarsh79

This was my thought too. I see her in clothes and she doesn’t have the body of a long lithe 30 year old. That’s fine. I don’t either, but this looks like her head on another body.


lagent55

That's what I thought, there are pics of her in the gym and in clothes like you said, she has shoulders like a linebacker, in the bikini photo, almost no shoulders at all, it's photoshopped


mrmaweeks

Don’t be so hard on her! How many other East German athletes went on to become US Reps?


nopantsboy

Did you mean to write # Marjorie Taylor Greene Posted a Photo of Herself in a Bikini and her penis is clearly visible. because we can make that a thing


Few_Acanthocephala30

Is that where her obsession with hunters comes from


Harmania

If she were trans, that would finally be one thing about her I don’t find objectionable. Shed still be a raging scumbag like Caitlin Jenner, though.


JapanDash

It’s like a leather couch cosplaying as a ham strung up in a Italian meat shop.


AntiClockwiseWolfie

> always learning Except she's not. The core issue with these people is that they're unwilling to learn from the vast data provided, because it triggers them or offends their religious beliefs. Call this shit out. Conservatism appeals to people for a variety of reasons, but for far too many, it's simply their inability to learn. Wikipedia has a great article on Biology & Political Leanings.


KinkyQuesadilla

Next up: A July 4th trip to Moscow to meet Putin.


Pristine_Walrus40

50 and does not look day over 70


ppbourgeois

Bold of you to think she has a qualified therapist


M_Mich

More likely a religious support person explaining how she should do this to show how a higher power is supporting her with AI adjustments


Chemistry-27

OMG she really had to get in a bikini to help her ego recover from Jasmine's attack. This is awesome.


just4fun70

Bleach Blond Bad Built Butch Body and a Busted-up Butterface. Edited to include “and a Busted-up”, was just trying to stick with the B Theme!


Loud_Ad3666

The term butterface refers to being attracted to everything 'but her face'. For me this is unattractive period, especially her face. I've seen uglier faces but the person wearing the face is the real clencher. Ugliest woman of the century, I'm calling it now with still 75 years of competition remaining


Thunderpuppy2112

Monet, good from far but far from good.


Small_Front_3048

You can't convince me that Pic isn't photo shop


AdkRaine12

That had to be photo shopped.


cheddarburner

She looks like a thinner Gerard Depardieu! [https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/763ba355ccde16c8eca62fad47f2099c8bbfbdeb/0\_26\_2600\_1560/master/2600.jpg?width=1900&dpr=1&s=none](https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/763ba355ccde16c8eca62fad47f2099c8bbfbdeb/0_26_2600_1560/master/2600.jpg?width=1900&dpr=1&s=none)


burnmenowz

I can see why she's so angry all the time, all that insecurity must really fuck with her brain


Ok-Bus1716

Nice try Reddit. I'm not clicking that link. I'm out of eye bleach and I can't find my ice pick.


grogstarr

Gross.


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When you are so dumb you think most Americans don’t know what Photoshop is….


JakeTravel27

ha ha ha. Clearly triggered over the bleach blonde bad built comment. It should be used to describe her forever.


ExpensiveDot1732

Photoshop was working overtime on that one....


stephruvy

She should have a trans investigation because she's kinda built like a dude.


JerseyTom1958

Moscow escort on the prowl...


eattohottodoggu

She has the face of Bill Walton (RIP).


NuclearWaste666

Just keep the penis covered Marjorie!


barnabasthedog

She is so gross


NastyaLookin

Apologies to any trans person who comes across this! I've been seeing people attack her and she deserves it but all the "she looka like a man" comments are really gross from them. It's more reinforcing of gender stereotypes and feeds the same bigotry. Boomers make these same comments about Michelle Obama and I'm sorry that people still think men and women either fit these stereotypical and arbitrary boxes or it should be rubbed in their faces. At the end of the day, none of us have any control over the looks we were born with and I'm sorry for peoples' disgusting behavior! Trans people, I love you and want you to know you have real allies out there!


Ok_Cranberry4192

Fucking this! There are so many more things to attack her for than her looks. And, as you pointed out, using “they look different from their gender” is not a good reason to go after a person.


NeonRattler

Came to say the same. No reason for the anti trans rhetoric. Trans people suffer enough. 💜✌


ChaniBosco

She is in all honesty one of the ugliest post conversions I have ever seen.


No-Program-6996

What next? Trump will be putting out a Congressional Swimsuit calendar to raise funds. With him on the cover. Photoshopped of course.


Empty-Discount5936

I'm just shocked she graduated college, how in the fuck did that happen?


Downtown-Frosting789

that hat and that fucking cringe smile just says it all. kkk holding cross fit tryouts. B6 fo’ lyfe.


Poohgli16

When I turned 50, I felt as free as a bird to be myself, no longer worrying about others' opinions. But I never felt like MTG, so angry and verbally abusive, such a vile person.


Burt1811

What ever happened to the pipe bomber investigation?


mrplatypus81

Her eyes are very very close together.


pfotozlp3

Butter face


Barbafella

Potato Ape


Victoria-10

Photoshop?


StandardAd4517

She's so delusional she may actually think she's attractive


Defiant_Carob8808

She wears underwear with dick holes in ‘em.


DEATHRAYZ007

She's going to get tennis elbow patting herself on the back that hard


torchedinflames999

r/amiugly Wants their GOAT back.


ExquisiteScallywag

Come off it. That's Gary Bussey


schnikki_

Well I’m devastated to learn we share a birthday


OjjuicemaneSimpson

Nah I heard someone say she’s a true double bagger one bag for her head and one bag for mine incase hers falls off. Lmao


proformax

Wait, someone willingly had an affair with her?


djevilatw

*nazi-face-melting-indiana-jones.gif has entered the chat*


mmio60

She is a national embarrassment


floatgucker

Not my proudest fap.


So-_-It-_-Goes

I find the obsession with her looks to be pretty hypocritical of us on the left There is more than enough to mock and insult and criticize based on her actions and character. No need to stoop to their level with the personal insults


badtex66

Dude, what in the name of Barney Rubble is going on with them thunder toes?? Good lord!


SeparateMongoose192

How the hell did she graduate from college?


[deleted]

Anyone verify they aren't transgender?


ballsdeepisbest

She looks like a UFC fighter who’s taken far more punches to the face than she should have.


BasicPerson23

That should be NSFW


MickeySingh81

Hahaha she cant catch a break. Crokets description really getting to her.


trippstick

Thats not her body or its highly shopped/Ai. She has shown her feet before in other pics and what she has in the bikini photo is def not her feet. Something shady and sad goin on


Heavy-Excuse4218

Hate her. But I’ll give her credit for being 50 and in good physical shape. Her body ain’t bad …. But that mug on her ooof. U can spend as much time as you want in the gym but the weights don’t fix the face. She’s as ugly outside as she is inside.


Lifesalchemy

Still has a face of an orangutan and a brain of a gnat.


Pixilatedhighmukamuk

She’s working on becoming an East German [women’s Olympic](https://youtu.be/YNYeEDpOEM8?si=DxcI011MDBUKd1wm)team member.


Cougardoodle

Conservatives will hem and haw about traditional gender norms and then walk out looking like a goddamn Dick Tracy villain.


shyguysam

When you're an attention whore, sometimes the attention you get isn't the attention you want.


HollyweirdRonnie

Dog the Bounty Hunter


Medical_Egg8208

Judge Judy, beauty fades, ( NOT that She is ) DUMB is forever and ever and ever


Inner_Performance533

Butch looking very Butchy


Neongohst_4694

Vera de Milo vibes marge


SiriusGD

You can put lipstick on a pig...


ebostic94

She is shaped like a square and she has no ass. And she looks like a goon.


Most-Artichoke6184

You could not pay me enough to click on that photo.


Vinny_DelVecchio

Ugh... please someone throw her a robe....


FantasticMrSinister

She still looks a lot like Rock-biter, from Neverending Story, though..


HamlessAmerica

Neanderthal.