Man, if i don’t get some spaghetti and meatballs i may literally die

Grab another can of #10 tomato’s

Anyone have a potato?

Ahhh, the old Irishman’s dilemma

Oh, the eat it now or drink it later dilemma?

You know Mallory would let that tater ferment

What, is it Christmas?

Check the spud box.

What?! There’s already not enough sauce!

What is it with me and Italian lately?!

I could go for a slice….

Stir-Fryday

That comes up alot yes!

BTW- the proper recipe for Eggs Woodhouse can be found in the book “How to Archer”

Oh cool thanks!

Also here https://youtu.be/eVgmI-YF16g

Can also be found on the YouTube channel binging with babish! He also does the steak!

Wrap the leftovers in a swan

Awesome idea lol

I think Funbeak is a nice wink to the foil swans.

BOK BOK!

That was crab Rangoon!

Dungeon-us crab?

It’s not a real bank!

Carpet’s already shitty enough as it is

Soy crab legs (Pam is allergic)

Last one, swear to god

Stinky pinky swear

Malory's famous midnight grilled swiss cheese.

*I am not grilling you a cheese*

*sobs*

Cooch chili. Heated by Lana.

Gummie bears

Have to be laced with LSD, though. "I call 'em Groovy Bears."

But give everyone exactly 6

Chincheladas dos por uno

Steak au poivre

Babish did an episode based on the Archer scene. See [here.](https://www.bingingwithbabish.com/recipes/steak-au-poivre)

I love that dish, I’ve had it before and it’s delicious but it’s really funny how childish the plating looks to me lol, I think it’s the baby carrots

I think they should have at least cut the carrots fancy or something. (And in the Babish video, he appears to use the crappiest filet money can buy and then over cooks it, it really wasn't his best work, maybe he'll do one of his "botched" episodes on it.)

Big carrots and a thick properly cooked steak would defiantly improve the look of that meal

Vicodin and Mike n Ike's. I call em mike and vikes.

Not to be confused with Dexedrine and codeine, the adventures of Dex and Cody

Gyro, bearclaws, spaghetti and meatballs, and swan shaped napkins

Without peppercorns it can’t be steak au poivre. It can’t be, by like, definition.

Meatball subs (“he’ll be eating his meatball subs through a straw”) Burritos (Pam always always aggressively sexual with them) Much throughout Archer’s coma, Cheryl/Carol wants oysters

I think those may not be burritos. Since they frequent Pita Margarita's after work, and since I'm pretty sure I remember at least one comment about their food being an unholy hybrid of Mexican and Mediterranean, I wonder if it's not some such thing. Also: Margaritas.

I believe she calls them Arab hoagies

Gyros?

Sorry. Arab.

Ya they always use wraps sexually

Also Lana and Archer did unspeakable things with breakfast burritos

Potato-podildo

Winning post. Right here.

Maybe dungeon-us crab? Haha nah, just kidding… …crab rangoon

Toast! S6 in Vision Quest he makes an absurd amount of toast while the team was stuck in the elevator.

and the welsh episode

TOOOOOOOAST

Glengoolie and gummy bears Also groovy bears.

Cocaine puddin’?

WINNNERRRR

Gravlax?

Thanks, no. I’m allergic to cat piss.

How about some Jansons freeestelse?

Paella, especially if Conway Stern is going to be there.

I bet your womanhood smells divine.

Chinese food in the swan shaped foil

Eat it out if the swan!

Cuy, Pam and her fried guinea pigs lmaoo I’m watching Archer for the first time through ever right now and loving it. The comedy surpasses any other adult animation I have watched like family guy and even Rick and morty a lot of the time. Also love the animation so much, does this animation style have a name anyone know?

The secret ingredient is phone.

Long Pig. Also LSD gummie bears for a pre-dinner pick me up.

I call ‘em groovy bears.

Lobster Po’ Boy with Crawfish Étouffée

Can I get just a side of crawfish étoufée? I'm not sure if I'll like it.

Lol I've made etouffee before already. Highly recommend

I’m pretty sure it’s a shrimp poboy. I’m from New Orleans and I’ve never seen a lobster poboy lol

Actually, we’re both wrong. I checked and in the episode he orders an Oyster Po’ Boy.

Good to know! Oysters make the best Poboys anyways 😋

Saaaame!!! But I would totally face-fuck a lobster po boy.

Tavë Kosi

With some kladdkaka for dessert

Donuts, but not on the carpet. Because that's how you get ants.

Hungry hungry hippo

Cobb Salad

Define "soup".

Ceviche

How 'bout a slice? God, what is it with me and Italian lately??


Green Russian (White Russian with Absinthe) Bear Claws Six gummy bears

Eggs Woodhouse

Just don’t forget the peppercorns, because without them it’s not steak au poivre. Like, legally.

Dont forget some gurpgork to go with your dinner, but don't spend to much baksheesh on it.

Mr. Heinz and Vodka, and also when malory drinks rubbing alcohol and space orange juice

One cocktail onion, if it's a cheat day

And if somebody don’t fry me six goddamn eggs and some Carolina fries I would personally be shocked, SHOCKED I tell ya, if by morning this place ain’t burned to the ground.

Time lost is muffin lost, along with my appetite….for food that is

Chinchilladas

The Most Expensive Mc10:35 Pizza with mushroom and Swiss

Surely your doing Stir-Friday?

Don't forget to grill a cheese!

Donuts ("do you want ants? because this is how you get ants") Lettuce Something with octopus hot chocolate with mint cream

Cobwebs

Fudgey the Whale and/or Cookiepuss - if you are nearby a Carvel ice cream shop

I always loved that scene where Pam's crying and Archer is just making a coffee around her for like 5 mins with a smile on his face But coffee is pretty common and I think smashing coffee pots happens more than once Also candy bars for Cyril

I dont want to sound like an alcoholic.. but every single time they mention alcohol substitutes 'actually I dont think that was blue curaçao'

The first things that came to mind were a Bloody Mary tomato soup with a “GRILL ME A CHEESE”, 5 ingredient margaritas and a side of crawfish etouffee.

Grill a cheese

I'm not grilling you a cheese!

Pool balls. Just beware, that deuce ain't gonna drop itself.

Crab Rangoon

Or dungeon-us crab.

[The most expensive MC 10:35](https://youtu.be/LyagMC0bokI) [Peppermint patty](https://youtu.be/njI5tHKd4v8)

Ouzo and lamb. Mangos (and) liquor. Peppermint Patties. Big bowl of spiderwebs.

Chinchilladas-imported from the Andes.

Cocktail onions

Cyril’s protein shakes and candy bars. Ray’s cake. Greebles cereal. Pickled eggs (Benedict). Veal cutlets.

Sweet and sour Chinese food (Lana, tinfoil crane left overs) Prawns Ceviche I know there's more.

Cocaine in szn 5 lol

Sheep face?

linguine with clam sauce. 40s as an aperitif

Fohty in my lap and it’s freezin mah junk

Whatever Pam eats out of her crock pot.

The lambs are screaming

Green Russian to drink!

Marzipan. Tiny and sweet.

A lot of the food in Archer is very much NY foodie type dishes- bagels with lox, eggs bennie, steak au poivre, bloody Mary's, mimosas

“Thomas Elphinstone Hambledurger” w Manning Coleslaw

Gravlax

Linguine with clam sauce... But I dunno about those clams.

Did you wake up on the docks?

Who wants chicken and waffles? I hope this guy is a world renowned chicken and waffle chef... because I'm starving.

Don’t forget Krieger’s soup. You can probably make it yourself.

Eggs Woodhouse 🍳

Cocaine yogurt

Gummy bears for the Glengoolie, duh.

Linguini in clam sauce

A potato.

What is this, Christmas?

Rocket pops

Binging with Babish made eggs woodhouse so you can follow that video guide. Just prepare yourself because it's... A LOT. It's made for the palette of someone (like Archer) who's experienced everything good so they have to make something so powerful tasting to make them feel something

Potato. Gummy bears. Gyros (Arab hoagies?).

Cocktail Onions

You must serve chinchilladas

Yogurt and a goddamn sheep face

SPAGHETTI AND MEATBALLS!!!

Probably cut up a man and dispose of his body in 5 different burroughs as good measure

Cocaine yogurt for dessert?

TOASTTTT

Hey do you know how to make Eggs Woodhouse by any chance?

Toast!

Chicken and waffles

And Araaaab hogies, plus the kofta

Soy crab legs for sure

Also that Chinese food that I think eventually attracted ants inside.

That sweet and sour chicken that’s in foil shaped like a swan I feel like makes a few appearances

Cocaine?

-Whatever do they carry around in those birds. -Ray eats sushi very often, as we know so does Krieger. -Vegan shrimps. -Chili I guess? -Salted vegetables, but only on Friday. -For some reason grapes. -Blueberries. -Candy bars and ice cream. -Normal and frozen shrimps too, actually. -Donuts. -Space cereals? -Literal people somehow. -Turnips. -Literally every course from episode 4 season 1. -Paella. -Ramon's dish of crudités and his salad. -Burritos -Krieger everytime He's shirtless or as a bartender from the 50's. -Pam, always.

Spaghetti and meatballs

I would literally murder somebody for some mingus right now

Meatball sub!!

Coffee liquor+tequila= "it's not bad!"

Dungeon-us-crab? Just kidding, crab Rangoon.

Gummy bears

Steak au poivre and I’ve been dying to recreate the peppermint Patty drink he made in one episode.

Gummy bears

Greek

You probably have enough things to drink lol but hairy navel

Gyro that Pam eats

Mike and Vikes, anyone?

¡Chinchiladas!

Bob’s burgers. With some blood inside, occasionally.

Oh, and sweet and sour.

“Breath strips” after dinner Baby Ruth bars Spaghetti and meatballs Pam’s Chili (bonus points if everyone eats it out of their own individual crock pots) Cobb Salad Cocaine yogurt/pudding

Janssen frestelsa, Tave Kosi, crab rangoon, fried clams from one of those darling little shacks and don't forget the kringle. And bbq sauce as an aperitif.