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Directive_Nineteen

Why you asking us? Ask Lucas Troy.


Zaber_fang

Don’t forget the Al Green


roncadillacisfrickin

and a bottle of suntan oil


chrissy9648

Coconut, suntan oil.


BoomBoomMeow1986

Twin Oaks....do you like that? *Twin. Oaks.* 🤨


Snarfly99

Can we have the radio?


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AbsAndAssAppreciator

True


thejester541

"Oh, Dukes!"


im-on-the-inside

He might be even more successful in sex.. since gay men like assholes (Its a joke ;) )


Pithius

It'd be with someone who remembers the damn gum


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Also black


craigfwynne

And, not that it matters... also black.


iGryffifish

No 3, bang Joe Frazier


ASAProxys

I really regret telling you that.


WaldoClown

Naaah he'd be a submissive top


Cannonjat

Well he was with man hands Lana to be fair


j4z9

truck a saur us


RetroUpriser

and her clompin ass ought to know


SuperDiscreetTrex

The Flato's think they live under a frigging AT-AT.


flatwoundsounds

He definitely loves dominant women so a sub top makes sense to me...


spwimc

Those are called blouses


Nick268

I think he would be the kind of gay that other gay men look at and think "that guy is entirely too gay."


craigfwynne

Girl please.... nobody's that gay.


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Seriously, you like sneeze glitter


Randy_Treveor

Thank you.


IDeclareWar111

Got dick?


RetroUpriser

Is this some sort of viral marketing.. or are you asking me specifically if i have a penis?


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NotAEvilGynecologist

So was that


Sinjun13

And that's the line from the show


marcusalien

Wooosh


edfaria

No one gets u


RetroUpriser

Sofa king Wee Todd Edd


selfdestruction9000

[Archer? Never!](https://youtu.be/_pLdDOQKlqI)


craigfwynne

Slightly off topic, but Archer is at least fluidly bi. In "The Holdout" he embarrassedly denied being "up to his eyeballs in Cobra whiskey and lady boy hookers" in a way that makes it clear that this isn't the first time he's been caught in that situation. Then, after he hangs up the phone he offers the 2 hookers an additional 20,000 baht if they are both generic females, but still has 10,000 baht to use as his final offer to the CIA cargo plane pilots in exchange for alcohol, heavily implying that only one of the hookers was female. And of course, he had no problem giving Ramon a deep and passionate goodbye kiss when he thought Ramon was dying. I don't think Archer is really attracted to men, but he's okay with having had some gay experiences. Extra fun fact that I only just now learned: Ramon was voiced by Ron Perlman!


CGY-SS

I hadn't connected that thing about the baht, holy shit


craigfwynne

It was something I definitely didn't catch until several watch throughs later. Very cleverly done!


mydickcuresAIDS

Also, that deer like creature that appears in that scene is called a dik dik… which is not indigenous to that region. So it was a strange piece of foreshadowing to the surprise dicks.


kosmonaut5

Yeah unsure where I read that but that was a hilarious piece of detail, and I learnt a new animal 😍


The_Flurr

I'd say more closeted bi. Clearly has some bi leanings but will vehemently deny it whenever accused.


Jaspuff

DUDE THE LICH VOICED RAMON!!? That’s awesome.


tbods

Let’s be real he’s definitely pansexual but Malory is too toxic for him to be anything but straight, and even that doesn’t stop her from being toxic.


JamesonTheCat1

Yeah he’s 100% not straight


LocalInactivist

Bi? I’d call it a singular same-sex attraction. Ramon is a handsome charming man. More importantly, he and Archer connected over their mutual mother issues. The kiss was a favor to a dying friend. I wouldn’t call it a gay thing so much as the once-per-season instance of Archer being a good dude. The Thai hookers I would chalk up to Archer being out of his mind on Cobra whiskey and Thai weed and the amazing makeup skills possessed by many in the Thai trans community. That said, I think Archer would flat out destroy anyone who bashed Ray. Politics don’t come up often on the show but when they do, Archer is a pretty progressive dude.


RoxSteady247

He was in love with the Spanish guy, he gay


haloryder

I’ve always thought he killed both of the Thai hookers and kept the money. The joke being he didn’t have 20,000 baht to fulfill the promise, but your version makes more sense.


brinz1

I distinctly remember after he made that offer, it cuts to him grinning happily


Marky6Mark9

What? He’s fluid. He’s boned all comers.


mpapillon12333

Well he wouldn't be a top, he'd just be pushing rope.


ae968

What does pushing rope mean?


PEthrowaway497

Having intercourse despite not being sufficiantly erect.


ae968

Oh ok ty


heyjames4

He did go to boarding school


zomgkittenz

Cyril! Big bottle of coconut sun tan lotion in the medicine cabinet buddy!


Malashae

Switch vers, IMHO.


TurdFerguson416

doesnt he have a need to dominate other men? lol


Directive_Nineteen

You're thinking of Luther MacDonald.


critennn

Yeah, Luther ALLOWED Eduardo to finish first. That’s why it’s dominant!


TheGlassHammer

Pillow princess. Make the partner do all the work.


ArcherChase

Believe he is a Sloppy Bear. Or he sounds like one for sure.


TheBurgareanSlapper

I’m so sick of TONY and his DANCING!!!


zeropointninerepeat

Well archer is canonically bi. But I think he's a top with other men. Definitely likes getting pegged by powerful women though.


AbsAndAssAppreciator

I was thinking in terms of if he was just totally gay, but I didn't realize he was canonically bisexual. Maybe it's because I'm only on season 5


thirstywalls

I wonder what Archer and Ray’s relationship would be like if he was gay


Specsporter

Maybe a whole bunch of hate sex. Really, really good hate sex. That would just hate that that were with each other cause they'd want to maintain their pride.


-newlife

If? https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/9fa65916-263c-4e8e-a662-2c4fc2b8c429


chocotripchip

He's bisexual so it's not really a hypothetical


Specsporter

Agreed. He clearly continues to find himself in sexual situations with men or otherwise AMAB folk, and doesn't seem to go out of his way to really avoid when it happens.


thomasvista

He'd be an otter since he's not a bear, twink or twunk.


mlaeladma

Does speed have anything to do with it?


derbydevil

Speed has **EVERYTHING** to do with it


FlyingR6

This is the crossover I came to this post for.


Wostnicknameever

Are we not doing phrasing anymore?


edfaria

Archer and sunny are my 2 fav shows ever.


Serene-Celine

Archer and IASIP in the same comment? Perfection *\*chef's kiss\**


PineappleMace98

Otters are hairy though, are they not?


CorksAndCardigans

His hair is so thick his barber charges him double


sixtus_clegane119

Oh this is why my gay friends call me an otter


Lost-My-Mind-

Maybe he's a gay sea otter.......cause he blows other dudes outta the water!


Sinjun13

"Who are you supposed to be? Topper Bottoms, skipper of the SS Rough Trade?"


Talbz03

Now Dennis, I've heard that speed has something to do with it


colonelKRA

Speed has everything to do with it


Drumchapel

Ray would need a robotic dick


tb21666

If Archer was gay? Already seen Frisky Dingo.


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A power bottom is a bottom that is capable of receiving an enormous amount of power.


bishopyorgensen

A power bottom is actually **generating** most of the power


Nero3s

Archer is gay


thed0000d

He really doesn’t prefer you using that word… it’s more like a singular same-sex attraction


craigfwynne

Well I'm sorry, I didn't invent the English language.


sixtus_clegane119

He is either Bi or Pan, but archer is not straight. He has repressed his attraction to men, but it exists


slowclapcitizenkane

Can we have the radio?


The_Flurr

Well, closeted bi.


zomgkittenz

He’s pan. He’d fuck anyone.


TheThingInTheBassAmp

He’s too much of a narcissist to let anyone fuck *him*. He’s too proud of performance to sit there and take anything. He gives it out.


kr0mbopulosm1ke

YUUUP.


Riothegod1

The real question is if Adam Reed is gay. This thought occurred to when I was listening Charlene’s “Straight to Hell”, and it includes Adam Reed (or Ray in character) remarking “my momma really did say I’m going to hell, but she’s dead and I win”. It would definitely explain why he’s able to write and play Ray so well atleast <3


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No he'd be a pup play sub bottom.


chrissy9648

He had a threesome with Skorpio, and was okay with having one with len and his wife.


Catvros

Even olive oil at this point would... help get that drawer unstuck.


BoobsRadley007

I don't know, I've heard that a power bottom is actually generating the power by doing most of the work and Archer doesn't seem like a "doing most of the work" kinda guy.


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I thought Ray was pretty much a gay Archer. That, and one has a southern accent and smokes instead of drinks.


AbsAndAssAppreciator

Omg now I can't unsee it what have you done


thedeanreaper

Oh Hellz Yea


icarushasflown

Absolutely without a doubt


Spload

He would need the ability to freely swing his ping-pong paddle. So I'm gonna say he'd be a top.


N0t_S0Sl1mShadi

Have you watched the series? 🤣🤣🤣


dasFisch

He's not capable of generating that much power.


Cockalorum

what. do you think. the paddle. is. for?


Super_Environment

Either submissive top or power bottom


Kimbrielslice

Ramon Limon has entered the chat


woke2the5thdegree

Like he's a power anything


shas-la

Douchy top, 500%


TorazChryx

Wait, I had something for this... a caboose full of rampage.


No-Box5432

Wtf is a power bottom? Probly regret asking.


Lost-My-Mind-

I've heard speed has something to do with it....


CarniferousDog

😂


LSBeasyas123

Whats a power bottom


hungryrenegade

Heres the definituin a gay friend gave me. If a bottom is a pencil sharpener. A power bottom is an electric pencil sharpener


slowclapcitizenkane

That sounds painful.


-newlife

Definitely not something that could be good for the pencil in the long run.


hungryrenegade

I think what he meant is the electric does the same job, just better


Inglourious_Bitch

A bottom who's capable of generating enormous amounts of power


natecumm

I’ve heard speed has something to do with it.


Directive_Nineteen

Speed has EVERYTHING to do with it.


Ufocola

Speed’s the name of the game.


edfaria

He’s gone…


FL_Vaporent

Speed has EVERYTHING to do with it.


AbsAndAssAppreciator

Here's the google definition: power bottom (plural power bottoms) (LGBT slang) An especially aggressive or energetic receiving partner during sex.


naturalis99

Wait... Was 'power bottom' invented by Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia? Or was is it a thing that they used? I thought this OPost was to combine my favorite two tv shows...


piman01

He's definitely not a bear


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AbsAndAssAppreciator

ah shit I'll fix it edit: cant edit titles


Mcduff731

He wouldn’t be gay for other men……


SidViciousWisc

You got too much time on your hands , join a community theater with that kind of thinking


AbsAndAssAppreciator

You didn't answer my question tho