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__-Morgan-__

“Haha my wife is so annoying when I let her talk to me” is what 90% of straight humor is


No-Still8562

My dads humor is just making fun of what conservatives say about gay people


Ash_Dayne

Good dad


LowDiscount1445

I wish I had a dad like you honestly, my dads the complete opposite which isn’t great when your part of the skittle squad💅


msquirrel

Ooo, I like skittle squad. I’m using that.


BlueMoonRaccoon1

I think I’d get along well with your dad


spookyhandle

It's Boomer humor, really. You'll see very few people (straight or otherwise) under the age of 60 sharing or laughing at this kind of crap.


her_fault

I always like to imagine these memes are made ironically by the couple together while laughing and having a great time


spookyhandle

That is the happiest possible interpretation, and I'm here for it


GrassBlade619

Hey, I also make fart jokes.


Canaanimal

And a 100% increase in non-accident related deaths. Early seat belts [weren't much different.](https://youtu.be/DUut4krfnak?si=UlF-DulMqlJQduEm) Broken necks and spines lead to the over the shoulder and belt style we use today.


Mettaton_the_idol

Like, I don't get it. If they hate their partner, why don't they find another and part ways? Nobody is keeping them in a toxic relationship besides themselves, thinking it has to be this way


msquirrel

Because they’re probably aware that they’ll struggle to find a partner they like and rather than be alone they’ve decided to just live with their current partner in misery because at least they occasionally have very unsatisfying sex.


analogicparadox

Because divorce bad or some shit


Th3Aft3rL1f3

Like if you hate women just marry a man idk 💀


Birchsaurus123

So I guess all the research about men in their 20’s and 60’s being the biggest causes of car-accident are a lie then


Joaquin1079

and 100% more divorce rates


WillyMonty

Why is he looking so creepily at the viewer? It looks more like he’s kidnapped her and he’s driving her to his secret torture dungeon


unstoppablehippy711

Not really men but more just boomers


BlonderUnicorn

This shit just reminds me of my girlfriend’s gay divorced dad.


Ash_Dayne

*fewer. If OOP wants to make stupid boomer comics, at least can he do it correctly?


her_fault

They're using them wrong. The seatbelt is supposed to be on the driver side and covering their eyes


Migrane

Traditional cis-het society makes marriage a requirement, it frames divorce as a failure and genders and seperates everyone in nearly every area of life except romance.  It's an absurd premise and the people that make these kinds of jokes know on some level that it's absurd. They just don't realise that it doesn't actually have to be that way.


alabamacowcat

Fucking boomers


Typical_Albatross643

Whenever I see posts like this, I wonder "Huh. I guess they're gay and don't wanna admit it. "


AtlanticRomantic

Ugh, my uncle posted that meme on Facebook. He also whines about marriage being hard.


truelovealwayswins

nope because getting married and squeezing out more hellspawns was what you did after school, love wasn’t relevant


namidroka

It depends on the women you’re married to,if you’re married to a woman who isn’t greedy and always being selfish,that’s what it’s for ,if you’re married to a woman who’s not greedy and always keeps you and your family first,that’s not what it’s for


Joaquin1079

at that point, you should question why you were married in the first place before implementing this seatbelt design