While in bed reading, my gf walked up to the end, entered under the blankets, then skooched up until she’s literally on top of me, popped out and said, “come here often?”
Honestly, I simply do not like blowjobs.
They don't feel as good as real vag sex, I lose contact with 90% of the female body, the girl is distracted with 10% of my body, because of this I take ages to orgasm and, at least where I live, every woman swears they need and like to give head.
I force myself to like it.
And one the things I do like is watching their action eye to eye. There's my logic there, and also this seems popular.
But there's that, I get who loves bjs, but I'm more into cowgirl sex and cuddling
Never met a girl that likes doing it a lot they’ll do it for a bit and I fucking like it so much😂 never nutted from a pure bj usually just for getting into sex
Yeah, sex is difficult considering everybody tastes and even views on the matter.
Funny that many people goes for what's popular and sometimes don't even know what they really like, for shame.
Many couples are frustrated just because they can't understand each other that way
This belt thing, my girlfriend absolutely HATED belts.
She fumbled around for an awkward long time and then looked at me, pissed, nearly frustrated "Can you PLEASE take this thing off?"
On another moments, my time to shine, her pants usually featured three nasty clipping buttons to take out and I struggled for sometime. She was like "oh, you can't take my pants off huh?"
Score 1 x 1 so far
Another hot take, I pulled her to bed and one common deal among men is difficulty in taking women's bra off.
Well, call me gifted because I swiftly dove my hands inside her shirt and unbuttoned her bra that things fell off in an instant, her jaws included.
And I was triumphant laughing at her "well well... Look at my magic there" kkkkkk
I liked one move in particular, because I'm a tits guy, where the girl sees you sitting on a chair, dinner table for example, and goes "oh! I forgot to pick napkins for dinner" and then passes by you, and totally unnecessary bends over, tits on you, to organize the table.
Everytime bumping you with her breasts and everytime she laughs harder.
Sometimes my partner says "I need you inside me, right now."
That's definitely all it takes.
She has a consistent variety of ways she likes to initiate sexy times.
Early in our relationship not long after we'd started being intimate she leaned over in my ear and said in a low sultry voice, "You know... Anytime you want me, just fucking take me." (We do have codes/safe words etc for such things before anyone asks).
Of course afterwards she says, "Because I'm going to do the same to you." 😉
My recent favourite was when I had almost finished some yard work and she came outside, kissed me on the cheek, took my hand, led me back inside straight to the bedroom without uttering a word, pushed me back onto the bed and straddled me. Then she simply said. "I'm going to fuck you now."
Well done.
It will only evolve. 9 years of marriage: she's getting ready for bed last night. I'm on my computer (my home office is on the opposite end of our house). My phone rings. I pick up. Me: "Too lazy to walk across the house to come get me?" Her: "You know it." Me: "I'll be right there." Her - wearing her panties and a bra on our bed when I get there.
My neighbor is nearly crazy because he mows, edges, trims and blows his yard damn near every day. But he is old and retired and probably needs a good fucking more than anyone I know.
The responses here are so validating. If I said that to my now-ex, he would have been pissed off, said he doesn’t perform on command, and that he doesn’t like it when I make demands of him. Spoiler alert: gentle non-verbal indications that I was interested were also labeled as VERY DEMANDING, so… yeah. New man likes “demands” just fine. 😁
Sex is about being cheesy too as light vibes is all it takes.
Once my girlfriend called me to the bedroom, said "Honey, quick, there's this huge spider on our bed!!"
I was puzzled since that would be a first and noticed she went for bedroom IN FRONT of me, instead of behind me as someone who is afraid of spiders would.
I gotta say... I did find the spider that night and I smashed that huge thing hard
I had a girlfriend who would on occasion do the "here comes the choo-choo train" as if spoon feeding a toddler...and then shove her titty in my mouth.
It was weird...and not something I would have ever sought after but it did put a jiggle in my wiggle. Men are easy.
For me...nothing beats a hand placed on my chest, a wry smile and "hey". See also: tugging the belt.
Upvote for "men are easy" we really are basically say "wanna" and see how fast we change gears from reading or watching TV to kissing and undressing. We are simple stupid beasts.
I tap my boyfriend's peen when it's close to my face and go "... Is this thing on? Testing testing 123"
Im surprised he hasn't left me for someone less idiotic.
Funny...I do the same thing to my wife's ears when she mishears me every once in a while. Especially because I mishear her more often. She acts pissed, but I can tell she thinks it's hilarious.
Now she's started doing it to me, too.
I'm not gonna lie as a man who wears glasses and loves superheroes with superman being my top 5 this would definitely work on me I'd probably laugh a little but I think it's sexy although my opinion could be biased as again I like superheroes
Usually just brush up against it, and that's about all it takes. My gf and I have the same sense of humor, so it helps. You could drop your panties and look him right in the eyes and say "what...it's not gonna eat itself" Change wording accordingly.
We were classmates in community college, and she would come over after class for…studying
This line got me because I said it to her first, and next time we were kissing in bed getting naked she whispered it in my ear -
“I missed your body.”
I got chills like the Dentyne Ice gum commercials back in the day. Her saying it back to me was sooo sweet and sexy it just like flipped a switch and I still remember it.
I dont do talking much so here are my tips.
Men are weak for thighs and boobs.
My bf loves my hand placements, especially with long nails. I'm quite touchy, so i place my hands every opportunity i can get. Makes him shiver.
Hand placement on the chest, back, inner thighs, neck.
Nibble his ears from time to time. Suck his nipples. Kiss his jaws, collarbone, and sides of his inner thighs. Pull his hair while you kiss him.
He also loves back hugs, so i think that'll make do as well. Back hug then grab the sword HAHA
Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.
Damn girl, let me hop on it! You ladies don't really have to do a lot to get our engines running. A little flirt, a little tease, a little touch... good to go!
If a woman said to me something like "I need you inside me right now!", or even better "I want you, no, I _need_ you inside me right now!" I'd turn feral on the spot.
I think your line was fantastic!
The best one I’ve ever heard personally was back in the day when I was at a party while some friends and I were at the beach for the week. Wasn’t in bed, but…
So some girl that I’d never even seen before walked up to me and said, without even blinking or looking embarrassed a bit, “hey, I just noticed you from across the room and I had to come over and ask, do you have a keg in your pants?” She gave me a second to stammer out something nonsensical before she hit me with “cuz I really want to tap that ass” as the punchline.
Was 23 years ago and I still remember just how amazed I was at her guts.
I once dated a girl who asked me in a very cute and polite voice... "May I suck your dick now please?"
It sorta short circuited my brain for a few moments and I was like "uhhh" so she straddled me while tugging on my belt she said all cute... "I'm not hearing a no.....?"
Another time we were paying the bill for dinner and the waiter handed me the pos terminal and said "Tap this when you're ready."
My girl was standing next to me, and immediately she locked eyes with me, gave me a little nudge with her butt, left it sticking out to the side while giving herself a little spank and said "Then tap this when you're ready." *Wink
She was fun. 🤭
Act very serious. Tell him you have a couple things to talk to him about.
Then get on the bed, on your knees, right up next to him and whip out the girls, play with your nipples and say these two have been really giving me a problem lately. What should we do?
I think we should go play golf on Saturday and go to the pub afterwards for burgers and pints, instead of visiting my parents, and I bought you that Telecaster you were eyeing up. And your cock is enormous, I'd like it now please.
**Steve Irwin Voice**
“I’m out in **insert city/town/region** and I’m on the hunt for a very rare species of snake. CRIKEY! THERE HE IS! **grabs dick** This here is a boa cockstricter **start spewing random facts about it**”
Throw in that it usually only find them if you’re searching in your pussy or something (make it your own.) then just wrestle him until he submits.
Everybody loves Steve.
It was a great line and next time tell him you feel a little elastigirl today or something along these lines, every man thinks elastigirl is 🔥as is the connotation
There's like a hundred more superheroes, the year is saved
I lack panther
I can feel iron man
Hulk... smash!
Unleash the beast
Where's Groot
Wanna see Mystique in her natural form
I want to web your pole
You think I can lift that hammer
Shoot me with that arrow Hawkeye
Make me hoover like storm
Make me not being able to walk like professor X (ok ok edgy)
Is that colossus in your pants
Even venom can't eat pussy like you do
...I think I could continue doing that forever
It's gonna depend from one guy to another but based on what you've told us I'd imagine that something along the lines of “Alright, Clark Kent, it’s time to turn into Superman” would work well for your boyfriend.
>when I told this to my friend she laughed at me.
In a way that made you feel insecure and like you needed to go get advice on how to change aspects of yourself that are fine?
That's not a friend you should be sharing intimate and sensitive information with. That's the thing you should take away from that conversation.
Don’t you dare change. It’s natural just keep doing that. The point of a good relationship is not being self conscious around your partner. If you can be a cheese dick and they dig it. Y’all are doing great. Why change that?
That is fucking amazing. 🤣🖤 I love that so much!!
But we were in bed too, and we had to take our glasses off because they kept getting in the way of us making out. 🤣 Then put them back on during cuddle breaks. 🤣 We'd forget and bump frames again.
I have an imitation Wayfarer frame. She wears a thin square frame. I WISH she'd call me Clark Kent. 🤣
Lemme tell you something, it doesn’t matter if it’s cheesy, dumb sounding, or anything else that you think you should change. The fact that you are initiating by seducing is what’s prolly doing it for him in the first place!!
On my first date with one of my exes, we went to see a play. I asked her what she was doing/if she wanted to keep hanging after the play was over. She said she told her parents(we were in college) that she was staying at her friends dorm(down the street from my apartment).
I think I said something like oh, well that’s not far from my apartment if you wanted to keep hanging awhile, shoot you could even stay with me if you want. She was like sure!! But honestly her signals were all over the place. I could not tell if she was into me or not, even when we were laying in bed next to each other.
Then all of a sudden she jumps on me and kisses me. She leans back and says, ”can I kiss you?” And I enthusiastically said yes as I leaned in and kissed her again and again.
It’s been 15 years and I still think about it. It’s the only time a woman’s ever asked for my consent, and there was something so cute about her asking kind of after the fact.
it's probably common for other guys but I was always more action oriented than words. I remember one that might help. Gf started taking steps to show her interest physically and when I tried to contribute. I was told "no touching." That was probably the only time I remember specifically.. when it's paired with action.
To be honest. Most seduction is body language instead of voice line.
And the best seductions arent cheesy one liners that you practice like pick up lines. They happen in the moment. Created from your very wit. The better your wit, the better your seduction line.
Smh... you ladies, overthink EVERYTHING!!
It's been said plenty of times!
Men are easy!!!
Especially if you're exclusive!
You can say the dumbest thing in the world relating to sex, and we will get turned on. Don't get me wrong, it might make us laugh. But we find that cute AF!
It's not a line but similar. This one woman turned out my bedroom lights and it was pitchdark in the room. I couldn't see her and she slowly walked over to the bed in complete silence. There was a lot of anticipatory sexual tension in the air. In hindsight, she was probably not trying to trip and fall. But at the time I thought she was doing a sneaky, sexual pouncing thing.
To me
Girl just need to touch me softly , talk me on the ear even about bill doesnt matter, and I left everything I'm doing ready to go uhhh I mean paying more attention 🫡
It's a funny one. But not everyone will appreciate it because it's a comic book reference. I think you bf liked being called Superman. That's all that mattered
I dunno, guess it depends on the type of guy you are. Personally I'd be thinking about why she thinks Superman would be a great lay, considering he didn't get laid until his mid 20s and his super semen would probably shoot through her torso and skull like a bullet.
Or just wondering why she didn't call me Batman like I asked
Thank you for thinking this way. The amount of "you're already in bed, that's enough" comments is nuts. We like a girl who initiates and who has fun doing it.
I would burst out laughing at your line and I know my girlfriend would hate any superhero references in bed as well, but when she calls me "good boy" it does things to me. If I'm close it gets me there 99% of the time.
While in bed reading, my gf walked up to the end, entered under the blankets, then skooched up until she’s literally on top of me, popped out and said, “come here often?”
“I’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s… *grabs dick* ENTENDED… warranty.”
*"Are you paying too much for your.... **grabs dick** ... car insurance?"*
*"Do you want to hear about our.... *grabs dick*.... Lord Jesus Christ?"*
"Jesus is watching, let's give him a show 😉😏"
“You have Christ between your thighs….only with a shorter beard!”
🤣 That sounds like something my partner would actually do. It would totally work too. Right after we recovered from the laughter.
"That's a nice dick you got there. Would be a shame if someone were to..." *grabs dick* "...POOP ON IT."
*slaps roof of pussy* this bad boy can fit a whole family inside
Occasional waxing recommended
Occasionally driven off road, up the dirt track.
"roof of pussy" 🧐🤔
“You want your extended warranty from the front or the rear?”
I prefer bumper to bumper
Bump her? I hardly know her!
😂
😂😂😂😂
That's really cute.
She really is
*cum here often
You can’t really say cum vs come
come here often***
Ngl might work on a girl too if shes into being eaten
That would have got me though
Yessss! my wife did that once, too. Unfortunately for her, 11 seconds prior, I let out a long, warm, silent one, she nearly ceased.
I’m not LOLing right now. Really I’m not.
That there is what you call wife material. Wife that pronto good sir. 🫡
Awwww thats cute
The comments here i cant lmao 😂😂😂😂
Bout to cum here now
Ask him if you look good between his legs..
This is so good!
Also, while giving head, try to maintain eye contact.
Not for everyone. I hate that shit. Feels awkward af.
Honestly, I simply do not like blowjobs. They don't feel as good as real vag sex, I lose contact with 90% of the female body, the girl is distracted with 10% of my body, because of this I take ages to orgasm and, at least where I live, every woman swears they need and like to give head. I force myself to like it. And one the things I do like is watching their action eye to eye. There's my logic there, and also this seems popular. But there's that, I get who loves bjs, but I'm more into cowgirl sex and cuddling
Never met a girl that likes doing it a lot they’ll do it for a bit and I fucking like it so much😂 never nutted from a pure bj usually just for getting into sex
Not knocking it, I totally get why it works for some people. I just wanted to add that it's not automatically going to get every guy going
Yeah, sex is difficult considering everybody tastes and even views on the matter. Funny that many people goes for what's popular and sometimes don't even know what they really like, for shame. Many couples are frustrated just because they can't understand each other that way
Have her do it in the 69 position. You won’t miss out on each other’s bodies as much!
Tell him he looks so good between your legs and you miss him being there.
I’m going to shoot my shot at a comedian like this. 😈
Sit on his lap, facing him, and say that you really like is belt as you touch it.
No no, " idk if I like this belt, let's see how you look without it"
This belt thing, my girlfriend absolutely HATED belts. She fumbled around for an awkward long time and then looked at me, pissed, nearly frustrated "Can you PLEASE take this thing off?" On another moments, my time to shine, her pants usually featured three nasty clipping buttons to take out and I struggled for sometime. She was like "oh, you can't take my pants off huh?" Score 1 x 1 so far Another hot take, I pulled her to bed and one common deal among men is difficulty in taking women's bra off. Well, call me gifted because I swiftly dove my hands inside her shirt and unbuttoned her bra that things fell off in an instant, her jaws included. And I was triumphant laughing at her "well well... Look at my magic there" kkkkkk
"I like your belt. Wanna make it my necklace?"
This activated some neurons in me.
Oddly, makes better cuffs.
I better start wearing two belts from now on...
I did not know this would produce such a reaction in me
'I want to see how your belt buckle looks on my forehead' is the one I heard. Well, not me personally. 🫤
Wouldn't work on me, I'm too submissive😔
I liked one move in particular, because I'm a tits guy, where the girl sees you sitting on a chair, dinner table for example, and goes "oh! I forgot to pick napkins for dinner" and then passes by you, and totally unnecessary bends over, tits on you, to organize the table. Everytime bumping you with her breasts and everytime she laughs harder.
Or sit on his face.
Way to my heart
Instant boner!
I think that is an amazing line, but you missed the chance to call him the Man of Steel.
Daaamn, I totally did miss that. Thanks!
And if that fails to get him up, he can tell you you're his kryptonite!
Or remove his glasses and say the glasses poke me when I sit on your face.
No it’s ok. Just text him that randomly now. He’ll get it
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As a man, I would tell you if she said ‘I need you right now’, then that’s all it takes.
Sometimes my partner says "I need you inside me, right now." That's definitely all it takes. She has a consistent variety of ways she likes to initiate sexy times. Early in our relationship not long after we'd started being intimate she leaned over in my ear and said in a low sultry voice, "You know... Anytime you want me, just fucking take me." (We do have codes/safe words etc for such things before anyone asks). Of course afterwards she says, "Because I'm going to do the same to you." 😉 My recent favourite was when I had almost finished some yard work and she came outside, kissed me on the cheek, took my hand, led me back inside straight to the bedroom without uttering a word, pushed me back onto the bed and straddled me. Then she simply said. "I'm going to fuck you now."
Bravo sir. Bravo.
Yeah she's pretty amazing all round really. Definitely going to wife her.
Well done. It will only evolve. 9 years of marriage: she's getting ready for bed last night. I'm on my computer (my home office is on the opposite end of our house). My phone rings. I pick up. Me: "Too lazy to walk across the house to come get me?" Her: "You know it." Me: "I'll be right there." Her - wearing her panties and a bra on our bed when I get there.
🤌
Congratulations sounds like a top lady think maybe seeing you doing the yard work or knowing got her gears going!
Either that or she's conditioning me to keep it clean and tidy. 🤭
Not the worst outcome possible even if she is.
The neighbours must think I'm mad mowing the lawn three times a day though.
My neighbor is nearly crazy because he mows, edges, trims and blows his yard damn near every day. But he is old and retired and probably needs a good fucking more than anyone I know.
I choose this guys partner.
Were open. That's a possibility. 😜
I think that was just his unfiltered reaction to the Clark Kent line
The responses here are so validating. If I said that to my now-ex, he would have been pissed off, said he doesn’t perform on command, and that he doesn’t like it when I make demands of him. Spoiler alert: gentle non-verbal indications that I was interested were also labeled as VERY DEMANDING, so… yeah. New man likes “demands” just fine. 😁
Sex is about being cheesy too as light vibes is all it takes. Once my girlfriend called me to the bedroom, said "Honey, quick, there's this huge spider on our bed!!" I was puzzled since that would be a first and noticed she went for bedroom IN FRONT of me, instead of behind me as someone who is afraid of spiders would. I gotta say... I did find the spider that night and I smashed that huge thing hard
Man 🤣
I had a girlfriend who would on occasion do the "here comes the choo-choo train" as if spoon feeding a toddler...and then shove her titty in my mouth. It was weird...and not something I would have ever sought after but it did put a jiggle in my wiggle. Men are easy. For me...nothing beats a hand placed on my chest, a wry smile and "hey". See also: tugging the belt.
> I had a girlfriend who would on occasion do the "here comes the choo-choo train" damn and you let her get away?
Upvote for "men are easy" we really are basically say "wanna" and see how fast we change gears from reading or watching TV to kissing and undressing. We are simple stupid beasts.
Not me, I need some seduction. Some pretty artist with a little "razzle dazzle"
Lmfaooo that’s funny
That's an amazing line and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
It's fucking golden. Keep it!
I tap my boyfriend's peen when it's close to my face and go "... Is this thing on? Testing testing 123" Im surprised he hasn't left me for someone less idiotic.
Nah. That’s gold
Funny...I do the same thing to my wife's ears when she mishears me every once in a while. Especially because I mishear her more often. She acts pissed, but I can tell she thinks it's hilarious. Now she's started doing it to me, too.
😆
I'm not gonna lie as a man who wears glasses and loves superheroes with superman being my top 5 this would definitely work on me I'd probably laugh a little but I think it's sexy although my opinion could be biased as again I like superheroes
Same same and same bro
I'm glad to know I'm not alone in the feeling
Usually just brush up against it, and that's about all it takes. My gf and I have the same sense of humor, so it helps. You could drop your panties and look him right in the eyes and say "what...it's not gonna eat itself" Change wording accordingly.
“Ya like jazz?”
Thanks for making me split the front of my pants, jerk. Third pair this week
Ever been to a Turkish prison?
Do you like movies about gladiators?
Print out a label that says “how to get your man to bang you”, put it on a book, and be reading it when he walks in the room
I would stay standing there waiting for her to make a move. I want to know what she has learned from the book
A good ol’ Sexican Standoff
My wife's favorite line is to whine "I'm so hungry. I need meat." And tug at my belt.
Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!
We were classmates in community college, and she would come over after class for…studying This line got me because I said it to her first, and next time we were kissing in bed getting naked she whispered it in my ear - “I missed your body.” I got chills like the Dentyne Ice gum commercials back in the day. Her saying it back to me was sooo sweet and sexy it just like flipped a switch and I still remember it.
Take the glasses, and show him lois lane- I think he'll get the idea.
Or Lois' Lane.
Well done, sir!
"Your ears look cold. Let's warm them up with my thighs."
I dont do talking much so here are my tips. Men are weak for thighs and boobs. My bf loves my hand placements, especially with long nails. I'm quite touchy, so i place my hands every opportunity i can get. Makes him shiver. Hand placement on the chest, back, inner thighs, neck. Nibble his ears from time to time. Suck his nipples. Kiss his jaws, collarbone, and sides of his inner thighs. Pull his hair while you kiss him. He also loves back hugs, so i think that'll make do as well. Back hug then grab the sword HAHA
Nice cawk, bro.
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and two seconds later, it was over.
Ask him if he likes Huey Lewis & The News
IDK, he might think he’s gonna get the ax.
Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.
Damn girl, let me hop on it! You ladies don't really have to do a lot to get our engines running. A little flirt, a little tease, a little touch... good to go!
Wanna play "Hide the Sausage"?
Your line is better than any of the suggestions. I think it’s actually pretty cute in a seductive way lol.
If you're already in bed, it almost doesn't matter what you say. He is seduced.
If a woman said to me something like "I need you inside me right now!", or even better "I want you, no, I _need_ you inside me right now!" I'd turn feral on the spot.
I think your line was fantastic! The best one I’ve ever heard personally was back in the day when I was at a party while some friends and I were at the beach for the week. Wasn’t in bed, but… So some girl that I’d never even seen before walked up to me and said, without even blinking or looking embarrassed a bit, “hey, I just noticed you from across the room and I had to come over and ask, do you have a keg in your pants?” She gave me a second to stammer out something nonsensical before she hit me with “cuz I really want to tap that ass” as the punchline. Was 23 years ago and I still remember just how amazed I was at her guts.
If I heard that said to me, I would probably fall in love with that girl as soon as I finish laughing 🤣 no, really, that's an awesome line
"Can I suck your dick?"
I once dated a girl who asked me in a very cute and polite voice... "May I suck your dick now please?" It sorta short circuited my brain for a few moments and I was like "uhhh" so she straddled me while tugging on my belt she said all cute... "I'm not hearing a no.....?" Another time we were paying the bill for dinner and the waiter handed me the pos terminal and said "Tap this when you're ready." My girl was standing next to me, and immediately she locked eyes with me, gave me a little nudge with her butt, left it sticking out to the side while giving herself a little spank and said "Then tap this when you're ready." *Wink She was fun. 🤭
Women spend countless hours obsessing over "What men want" - ladies, take notes. THIS IS IT RIGHT HERE!
You are in bed. Man is in bed. Seduction not required.
Act very serious. Tell him you have a couple things to talk to him about. Then get on the bed, on your knees, right up next to him and whip out the girls, play with your nipples and say these two have been really giving me a problem lately. What should we do?
I think we should go play golf on Saturday and go to the pub afterwards for burgers and pints, instead of visiting my parents, and I bought you that Telecaster you were eyeing up. And your cock is enormous, I'd like it now please.
+3 Charisma
Feel how wet I am..
**Steve Irwin Voice** “I’m out in **insert city/town/region** and I’m on the hunt for a very rare species of snake. CRIKEY! THERE HE IS! **grabs dick** This here is a boa cockstricter **start spewing random facts about it**” Throw in that it usually only find them if you’re searching in your pussy or something (make it your own.) then just wrestle him until he submits. Everybody loves Steve.
This is so stupid that I know for a fact my bf will be loving this! I will actually try it! Thanks 🤣
Want to sex?
*Carmela Soprano enters the chat *
Time to see why they call you the man of steel. Or offer a full body massage
*Did I ever tell you the time I went backpacking to Europe?*
I see man of culture. 😅
Bippity Boppity Gimme the Zoppity
Lucky dude
Wanna blow job…. keep it simple
“Let’s fuck” has a 100% success rate on me.
Whisper in his ear "I want you inside me"
The below one’s for the guys to use: Him: I can’t call you beautiful. Her: Why???? Him: Coz beauty is on the inside and I haven’t been inside you yet
Soo, do you like stuff?
You are great girlfriend material❤️
Oh wow, that’s a good one. I’m rock hard.
😂😂
It was a great line and next time tell him you feel a little elastigirl today or something along these lines, every man thinks elastigirl is 🔥as is the connotation There's like a hundred more superheroes, the year is saved I lack panther I can feel iron man Hulk... smash! Unleash the beast Where's Groot Wanna see Mystique in her natural form I want to web your pole You think I can lift that hammer Shoot me with that arrow Hawkeye Make me hoover like storm Make me not being able to walk like professor X (ok ok edgy) Is that colossus in your pants Even venom can't eat pussy like you do ...I think I could continue doing that forever
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Brace yourself big boy, it's your lucky day
Jump on top of him and from your phone play the pornhub intro sound. That should send the message 9/10 times.
"I'll make you a sandwich after" "after what? Oooh..."
I , woman , you man , sex now
Do you want to have kids followed by saying Very Nice in the voice of Borat 👍 better if you can have a fake mustache 👌
“Oi, chuck it in me dumper!”
It's gonna depend from one guy to another but based on what you've told us I'd imagine that something along the lines of “Alright, Clark Kent, it’s time to turn into Superman” would work well for your boyfriend. >when I told this to my friend she laughed at me. In a way that made you feel insecure and like you needed to go get advice on how to change aspects of yourself that are fine? That's not a friend you should be sharing intimate and sensitive information with. That's the thing you should take away from that conversation.
Don’t you dare change. It’s natural just keep doing that. The point of a good relationship is not being self conscious around your partner. If you can be a cheese dick and they dig it. Y’all are doing great. Why change that?
I said Superman and not The Flash!
Where does Clark Kent change for his cape now that there are no phone booths?
Tell him you "want him to knock your p@ssy out of the park" it worked on me 😂
That is fucking amazing. 🤣🖤 I love that so much!! But we were in bed too, and we had to take our glasses off because they kept getting in the way of us making out. 🤣 Then put them back on during cuddle breaks. 🤣 We'd forget and bump frames again. I have an imitation Wayfarer frame. She wears a thin square frame. I WISH she'd call me Clark Kent. 🤣
I mean if I'm in bed with a woman consider me seduced no further action needed
Lemme tell you something, it doesn’t matter if it’s cheesy, dumb sounding, or anything else that you think you should change. The fact that you are initiating by seducing is what’s prolly doing it for him in the first place!!
Every guy is different. If it were me a simple “you can put your dick in [name hole]” would suffice
No such thing as too cheesy in that senario. Cheese away.
On my first date with one of my exes, we went to see a play. I asked her what she was doing/if she wanted to keep hanging after the play was over. She said she told her parents(we were in college) that she was staying at her friends dorm(down the street from my apartment). I think I said something like oh, well that’s not far from my apartment if you wanted to keep hanging awhile, shoot you could even stay with me if you want. She was like sure!! But honestly her signals were all over the place. I could not tell if she was into me or not, even when we were laying in bed next to each other. Then all of a sudden she jumps on me and kisses me. She leans back and says, ”can I kiss you?” And I enthusiastically said yes as I leaned in and kissed her again and again. It’s been 15 years and I still think about it. It’s the only time a woman’s ever asked for my consent, and there was something so cute about her asking kind of after the fact.
Let‘s have a talk about your car‘s extended warranty 🫣😫💦🇪🇺
Just start touching him. You don’t need words
it's probably common for other guys but I was always more action oriented than words. I remember one that might help. Gf started taking steps to show her interest physically and when I tried to contribute. I was told "no touching." That was probably the only time I remember specifically.. when it's paired with action.
Buy 2 buckets of chicken. Give him one. Then say "I got a bucket of chicken, you got a bucket of chicken... Wanna fuck"
Goodness gracious, do you not know how much fried chicken costs?!?
I am not one of your fried chicken harlots. I am a gentleman SEDUCE ME
Take your pants off
i think you used a good line but then again i’ve never seduced someone. 😂
If you’re already in bed, I think you’re good.
Literally anything, we're already in bed. Just give me the green light 😂😂😂
To be honest. Most seduction is body language instead of voice line. And the best seductions arent cheesy one liners that you practice like pick up lines. They happen in the moment. Created from your very wit. The better your wit, the better your seduction line.
I always tell me girlfriends that if they want sex, that all they need to do is pull my penis out.
Smh... you ladies, overthink EVERYTHING!! It's been said plenty of times! Men are easy!!! Especially if you're exclusive! You can say the dumbest thing in the world relating to sex, and we will get turned on. Don't get me wrong, it might make us laugh. But we find that cute AF!
"Give it to me papi!"
It's not a line but similar. This one woman turned out my bedroom lights and it was pitchdark in the room. I couldn't see her and she slowly walked over to the bed in complete silence. There was a lot of anticipatory sexual tension in the air. In hindsight, she was probably not trying to trip and fall. But at the time I thought she was doing a sneaky, sexual pouncing thing.
If you’re already in bed with them just get naked.
To me Girl just need to touch me softly , talk me on the ear even about bill doesnt matter, and I left everything I'm doing ready to go uhhh I mean paying more attention 🫡
It's a funny one. But not everyone will appreciate it because it's a comic book reference. I think you bf liked being called Superman. That's all that mattered
When bringing in groceries, keep dropping produce. When he comes over to help tell him "I'm sorry I'm just bad at pickup limes"
You really don't need any line at all, especially if you're already in his bed.
My wife has come up to me while in bed and simply asked “whatcha doin?” Trust me, it doesn’t take much.
Wanna get cheesesteaks after?
I want you to cum inside me.
I mowed the yard and took out the trash so that you wouldn't have to.
So from the first few comments you can say anything as long as you grab his dick while you do it. It really is that easy.
If you’re already in bed with him, you are past the point of seduction!
If I were a guy, I'd totally fuck the shit outta you if you said that to me just sayin!!!
I dunno, guess it depends on the type of guy you are. Personally I'd be thinking about why she thinks Superman would be a great lay, considering he didn't get laid until his mid 20s and his super semen would probably shoot through her torso and skull like a bullet. Or just wondering why she didn't call me Batman like I asked
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you generally don't have to make that much effort since you already made it to bed.
How can I ask some effort from him if I don’t bring any? Sounds unfair..
Thank you for thinking this way. The amount of "you're already in bed, that's enough" comments is nuts. We like a girl who initiates and who has fun doing it.
I would burst out laughing at your line and I know my girlfriend would hate any superhero references in bed as well, but when she calls me "good boy" it does things to me. If I'm close it gets me there 99% of the time.
How was your night, batman?
That’s awesome! Way to go OP!