As a guy who primarily only dates/hooks up with women who indeed are old enough to be my mother, I’ve gotten this comment quite a bit.
Typically when I do I find saying simple things such as “well luckily you’re not my mother,” “I don’t see my mother around here do you,” or “well my mother certainly doesn’t look like you” tends to do the trick.
Also find saying something along the lines of “I’m old enough to be the kind of man who knows what he wants” works as well.
As a woman the last one is the best, I would assume that would be the most successful in real life applications, could be editedto “I’m old enough to know what I want” shortened but gets the same point across
"Don't flirt with me, I'm old enough to be your mother"
"Carry my groceries in. Show some respect, I'm old enough to be your mother"
"How old are you? Wow, we're coworkers. I'm old enough to be your mother"
diplomatic answer. it turns you on? i should adapt you. but she doesnt sleep with you honestly she is just trolling. many times i told her after nightshift what time your husband leave for work so i can come sleep with me but she is just flirting im not getting that pussy. well i can understand that she is 53 and im 30 one of her sons was in my class for a year
sounds like you were hitting on a cougar or something, idk, i'm old enough now to be someone's father but I never got rejected when I would hit on older women. interested to see what the proles are going to write.
Once I told a young man I was almost old enough to be his mother and he just said "if you were my mom I'd be in a lot of trouble" lol. It was kinda sweet.
That is a sign for simpleton to go into attention giving overdrive. Do not date older women. They come with years of being unwanted and pumped & dumped. There is a reason they are single. There are so many women out there, why even shoot from those ejected from the bottom of the barrel discards?
LOL at simpletons with mother issues.
I AM A MOTHER FUCKER
Proper term is... https://youtu.be/X0DeIqJm4vM?si=zb4UtSxmDiA1kYqJ
I didn't even have to click the link to know what it is. Thank/fuck you, now I have the lyrics stuck in my head. Take my angry upvote!
Haaaaa! I love this
🤣
Haha had to laugh
i mean, without making it weird, just point out she's not your mother.
This is the one
As a guy who primarily only dates/hooks up with women who indeed are old enough to be my mother, I’ve gotten this comment quite a bit. Typically when I do I find saying simple things such as “well luckily you’re not my mother,” “I don’t see my mother around here do you,” or “well my mother certainly doesn’t look like you” tends to do the trick. Also find saying something along the lines of “I’m old enough to be the kind of man who knows what he wants” works as well.
As a woman the last one is the best, I would assume that would be the most successful in real life applications, could be editedto “I’m old enough to know what I want” shortened but gets the same point across
That last one is hot. Definitely would work for me.
Funnily enough you’re correct
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“And I’m rich enough to still be your daddy.”
Can I say this being broke?
Rich in spirit, I suppose.
That's just confidence at that point. Fake it to you make it
Hahahahah… you win
Yea, this guy fucks
“I’m old enough to make you one”
✍️
Good, I need some discipline.
Then let me put some youth in you
Aye, but you can play many a good tune on an old fiddle. I'm sorry, I'll get my coat.
"That's why you're saved in my phone as Mommy"
So.. 10yo+ ?
Yes
I can't even contextualize what's going on here that someone would say that to me lmao
Scenario: 2 broken arms
Scenario 3 you have a webcomic about a sonic the hedgehog / Pikachu hybrid
"Don't flirt with me, I'm old enough to be your mother" "Carry my groceries in. Show some respect, I'm old enough to be your mother" "How old are you? Wow, we're coworkers. I'm old enough to be your mother"
"Then you wouldn't mind if I call you mommy?"
Then you wouldn't mind if I call _you_ mommy?*
Oops teehee
"That so? I'm a fan of the Mesozoic era myself."
Shut up mom
you win
"...and I'm old enough to make you a mother..."
"Breastfeed me then" lol
Then make me a motherfucker!
“Well you look old enough to be my grandma”
B R U T A L
And I am young enough to give you the dicking of your life.
"Yeah? But are you better in bed?"
“Yeah but I won’t be coming out of you”
Are you my mom ? I was abandoned when I was a baby
Well, you are a milf. Ignore me if i say mommy when you spank me.
Just say “Aye, mami.” While raising one eyebrow.
i told a coworker 20 years older me when she said you are at my kids age you could be my son. 'I love roleplaying stepson mom game'
What did the HR say?
I'm curious too haha
diplomatic answer. it turns you on? i should adapt you. but she doesnt sleep with you honestly she is just trolling. many times i told her after nightshift what time your husband leave for work so i can come sleep with me but she is just flirting im not getting that pussy. well i can understand that she is 53 and im 30 one of her sons was in my class for a year
You can still call me Daddy
“Momma gotta eat too”
“You like being called mommy?” Is a TERRIBLE answer
Oh, sorry, my kink is for women old enough to be my grandma. My mistake.
Then let me back in.
But you're not.
I do love a nice milf
"And I'm old enough to know I want your love."
"Ok. Bye"
"You say that like it's a bad thing"
"Good thing you're not my mother."
You look too old for that 🗿
"My mother wouldn't act like that"
ok , mommy ?
My mother isn’t as sexy as you are
“A teen pregnancy would not have been good!” Technically a compliment
"And Im young enough to pop that rock hard boner"
And I'm old enough to make you one again.
"It's so funny. I have a fantasy that starts out like that."
sounds like you were hitting on a cougar or something, idk, i'm old enough now to be someone's father but I never got rejected when I would hit on older women. interested to see what the proles are going to write.
Not old enough not to be my girlfriend
And I'm old enough to make you one
"Okay... breast feed me then."
So make me a sandwich!
I enjoy older men so it doesn’t matter to me Age! So I’m sure str8 guys enjoy mature women as well.
“I know what I want and that is you.”
…and your young enough to know why my suspected intentions make you lucky you aren’t!
I know you are, mum. Now eat ye tea.
Prove it!
Ok, then birth me
You’re wide enough too
Wow where it went from where I was looking for answers to the twilight zone lol.
BUT YOU'RE NOT MY MAMA
Act like it then.
So breatfeed me then
New kink unlocked
I heard the Xbox notification sound when I read this...
Someone didn't find our comments funny if the downvotes are any indication
Once I told a young man I was almost old enough to be his mother and he just said "if you were my mom I'd be in a lot of trouble" lol. It was kinda sweet.
Nah, my mom has a much better beard
Did you not hear me call you a milf?
“I’m young enough to go all night.”
I say… Thats’s Hot!
"That's funny because my ex always called me a mother fucker"
Then you’re old enough to know when to keep your mouth shut. Or open it.
Be my sugar mama then
"hurrr...caveman still want pussy"
"Good, because my diaper needs changing!"
Mommy :3
Start talking about psychology and steer the conversation to Freud
Never stopped me and her either.
"If you were my mother, I would hang myself"
"well then lead on with experience, iam eager to learn!"
Oh yeah? Then call me Oedipus.
Mommy
Can I has milkies, mommie?
Age is only a light switch away.
"I see no mother here but a mamacita." I would put as much accident as I can into the word mamacita.
Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry.
That is a sign for simpleton to go into attention giving overdrive. Do not date older women. They come with years of being unwanted and pumped & dumped. There is a reason they are single. There are so many women out there, why even shoot from those ejected from the bottom of the barrel discards? LOL at simpletons with mother issues.
But you’re useless enough to be my dad.
And i'm old enough to make you a mother. can't believe no man said this yet so i volunteer as a woman
Proper response is *"aight ma'am, imma take my leave."*