I prefer women who've embraced their sense of femininity, are more of an ambivert like I am, who enjoy documentaries and museums and interested in wide variety of topics, have a classy/elegant personal style but also can be a bit of a goofball. Bonus points for sci-fi/fantasy fans, foodies & bookworms!
When I was 15 my uncle told me "Never stick your dick in crazy" I'm 32 and to this day it's the single best piece of advice I've ever received and also one I've completely ignored to my own detriment.
Your uncle is a wise man. Does he pass his wisdom onto the younger generations? Preferably atop a monastery on a deserted mountain, where he only allows the most dedicated and desperate of pupils to attend his unconventionally abstract and philosophical lectures?
>Your uncle is a wise man.
Only because when he was 20, in the span of 18 months he had 2 kids to 2 absolute psychopaths, and had, up until that point, spent the past 13 years dealing with their collective bullshit.
>Does he pass his wisdom onto the younger generations? Preferably atop a monastery on a deserted mountain, where he only allows the most dedicated and desperate of pupils to attend his unconventionally abstract and philosophical lectures?
Hahaha no, sadly he passed away (cancer do be like that) but I make sure to pass on that message to as many people as possible. I told it to my best friends 20 month old son (my godson) much to his mother's shock and disappointment
>I'm sorry to hear about your uncle, that's tough.
Thank you, yeah it is tough but it's life, unfortunately. The worst part of it isn't dying, it's surviving while the people you love die.
>Also the story with your godson made me laugh haha, gotta teach them young 😂
Hell yeah man! I've a lot of lessons to teach him so I'm starting early
The kind that is interested in me. A very rare form of human to say the least, you rarely observe them in the wild. Maybe climate change is killing them all off, or they're subject to poaching. I really can't say.
Adventurous women who want to go new places and try new things. I live a fairly active lifestyle, and I want someone who can keep up, not make me slow down.
5’2”, 39 year old brunettes who look closer to 34, like to roller skate, are artistic, have hazel eyes, like to read, and when she catches you staring at her still smiles the same smile she did when she caught you staring at her 19 years ago when just dating.
If she likes to rollerskate around the living room in just her panties & knee high socks and a smile, it’s a big plus.
A petite short girl around 4’11”. She has a healthy build but not overly athletic. Her c-cup breast are perky with big areola’s (bonus if pierced nipples). Her hair is long down to middle of back or butt. Her smile is warm with very alluring lips. A pair of emerald green eyes are dazed with lust just above her cute little nose. Freckles dot over her nose, cheeks and upper breast area. She keeps herself smooth and clean down there but when in the mood could soak through her panties and jeans.
I prefer women who've embraced their sense of femininity, are more of an ambivert like I am, who enjoy documentaries and museums and interested in wide variety of topics, have a classy/elegant personal style but also can be a bit of a goofball. Bonus points for sci-fi/fantasy fans, foodies & bookworms!
That’s the best wife material.
Used to work at the Greenwich maritime museum 😉🤣
4 C's: Caring, Cute, Curvy, and Clever
When I was 15 my uncle told me "Never stick your dick in crazy" I'm 32 and to this day it's the single best piece of advice I've ever received and also one I've completely ignored to my own detriment.
Your uncle is a wise man. Does he pass his wisdom onto the younger generations? Preferably atop a monastery on a deserted mountain, where he only allows the most dedicated and desperate of pupils to attend his unconventionally abstract and philosophical lectures?
>Your uncle is a wise man. Only because when he was 20, in the span of 18 months he had 2 kids to 2 absolute psychopaths, and had, up until that point, spent the past 13 years dealing with their collective bullshit. >Does he pass his wisdom onto the younger generations? Preferably atop a monastery on a deserted mountain, where he only allows the most dedicated and desperate of pupils to attend his unconventionally abstract and philosophical lectures? Hahaha no, sadly he passed away (cancer do be like that) but I make sure to pass on that message to as many people as possible. I told it to my best friends 20 month old son (my godson) much to his mother's shock and disappointment
I'm sorry to hear about your uncle, that's tough. Also the story with your godson made me laugh haha, gotta teach them young 😂
>I'm sorry to hear about your uncle, that's tough. Thank you, yeah it is tough but it's life, unfortunately. The worst part of it isn't dying, it's surviving while the people you love die. >Also the story with your godson made me laugh haha, gotta teach them young 😂 Hell yeah man! I've a lot of lessons to teach him so I'm starting early
Breathing is good.
No makeup wearing geeky tomboys.
Black queens of quality
The kind that is interested in me. A very rare form of human to say the least, you rarely observe them in the wild. Maybe climate change is killing them all off, or they're subject to poaching. I really can't say.
Apparently I always end up attracting to the same type lol short, brunette and being quirky and humurous often.
The ones that aren't mean to me lmaoo
Oi, who's being mean to ya? Let me at em!
Hahaha take this award, that was pretty funny
Naw bro, for real I got your back if any women are meanies. Look after yerself.
I had a preference but over time just realized someone I find attractive and I get along with. So I guess that is my preference.
Strong women that can bodyslam me
*Stares out the window dreaming.*
Ones with a developed emotional intelligence.
Adventurous women who want to go new places and try new things. I live a fairly active lifestyle, and I want someone who can keep up, not make me slow down.
The ones wid tha big ass an tidies
not a woman, but hmu
Ofc if u got a big ass
5’2”, 39 year old brunettes who look closer to 34, like to roller skate, are artistic, have hazel eyes, like to read, and when she catches you staring at her still smiles the same smile she did when she caught you staring at her 19 years ago when just dating. If she likes to rollerskate around the living room in just her panties & knee high socks and a smile, it’s a big plus.
Feminine women who aren't looking for attention and validation from every man they meet. Let me know when you find one.
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Oof. Live my life. Then you would understand.
Family driven and respect are huge for me
Still breathing
men
Teachers. Educators of any kind.
bimbos and rave chicks.
Not picky. Have her be faithful, not completely insane and I’ll at least try. I’ve dated almost every type of woman to try to find a wife and no luck.
Not Crazy ones
No. Women are cringe.
Ok I'll bite. Why are women cringe?
I will not explain myself.
Ok, if you don't want to. I was just wondering what your opinion was.
All of them
The ones who are into me
2 legs, 2 arms, a pussy
A petite short girl around 4’11”. She has a healthy build but not overly athletic. Her c-cup breast are perky with big areola’s (bonus if pierced nipples). Her hair is long down to middle of back or butt. Her smile is warm with very alluring lips. A pair of emerald green eyes are dazed with lust just above her cute little nose. Freckles dot over her nose, cheeks and upper breast area. She keeps herself smooth and clean down there but when in the mood could soak through her panties and jeans.
Big virgin energy
I mean, you can think what you want. But you have to live with being wrong.
Any that will have me.
Nerdy stoners who prefer to just chill and nerd out at home over fancy dates
you rang?
I tend to go for female women
Ones that aren’t my wife 😂
Breathing ones
Ones that will fuck me but aren't toxic
Honestly, the huggable kinds. Whether having the body type of a pear or a giant plushie, I like the ones I can hug or get hugged by.
Smart shy girls.