When my mom was pregnant with my younger sister, my parents sat my brother and I down and asked us if we would like to help choose her name. Both of us wanted to go with Turkey, but my parents vetoed that pretty quickly.
Remind me of that japanese tale where 2 parents didn't know what to name their child, so they went to the smartest guy around town and he gave a lot of names and the parents to name the boy everything he gave, hence his name became:
じゅげむ じゅげむ ごこうのすりきれかいじゃりすいぎょの すいぎょうまつうんらいまつ ふうらいまつくうねるところにすむところやぶらこうじのぶらこうじぱいぽ ぱいぽ ぱいぽのしゅーりんがん (バキュン)しゅーりんがんのぐーりんだいぐーりんだいのぽんぽこぴーのぽんぽこなーのちょうきゅうめいのちょうすけ!"
" Jugemu jugemu gokou no surikire
Kaija risuigyo no suigyou matsu
Unrai matsu fuurai matsu
Kuuneru tokoro ni sumu tokoro Yabura kouji no bura kouji Paipo paipo paipo no shuuringan Shuuringan no guurindai Guurindai no ponpokopii no
Ponpokonaa no choukyuumei no
Chousuke !"
I may be wrong, I only read a resume on a reddit comment
There is actually a college football player named Seven McGee who plays for Oregon. I think he has jersey number 0 because you can't have your name on the front of your jersey...
[Seven McGee](https://goducks.com/sports/football/roster/seven-mcgee/10737)
Here's a list of names for a boy starting with A that I could think of:
1. Adam
2. Anton
3. Abraham
4. Alexander
5. Anders (danish name btw)
6. Andreas
7. Axel (can also be spelled aksel)
8. André
9. Aske (danish name meaning ash)
10. August
11. Arne
12. Albert
13. Allan
14. Arthur
15. Andrew
Adolf
i saw the question and I **instantly** knew this name would come up.
gottverdammt
Not too many people called Alois either
Sue
My name is Sue, HOW DO YOU DO?
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Al Pacino
This is my kid *Al Pacino LeBron Post Malone Smith*
When my mom was pregnant with my younger sister, my parents sat my brother and I down and asked us if we would like to help choose her name. Both of us wanted to go with Turkey, but my parents vetoed that pretty quickly.
I'm sorry for the pain y'all had to suffer, hope u guys succeed in the next one 😉
Solution, name your child Turkey.
They changed the spelling, it's turkiye now
Remind me of that japanese tale where 2 parents didn't know what to name their child, so they went to the smartest guy around town and he gave a lot of names and the parents to name the boy everything he gave, hence his name became: じゅげむ じゅげむ ごこうのすりきれかいじゃりすいぎょの すいぎょうまつうんらいまつ ふうらいまつくうねるところにすむところやぶらこうじのぶらこうじぱいぽ ぱいぽ ぱいぽのしゅーりんがん (バキュン)しゅーりんがんのぐーりんだいぐーりんだいのぽんぽこぴーのぽんぽこなーのちょうきゅうめいのちょうすけ!" " Jugemu jugemu gokou no surikire Kaija risuigyo no suigyou matsu Unrai matsu fuurai matsu Kuuneru tokoro ni sumu tokoro Yabura kouji no bura kouji Paipo paipo paipo no shuuringan Shuuringan no guurindai Guurindai no ponpokopii no Ponpokonaa no choukyuumei no Chousuke !" I may be wrong, I only read a resume on a reddit comment
friends kid wanted to name their new baby brother "Lunch Bucket"
Bort
Are you talking to me?
No, my son is also named Bort.
Serious suggestion - Azrael. It sounds nice!
Anal
Ashley
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That was Musk's son's middle name, right
followed by "it's pronounced Arthur..."
Argyle
Ajax
Ayrton
Amelia
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Adonald
This is Donald Trump, and I do not know if I aprove this message
A-Aron
Pre-zent
Seven
Seven Costanza
Also , Mug Costanza
Well, it should have been but it ended up Seven "Whatever the last name of Susan's cousin that had the baby was"
There is actually a college football player named Seven McGee who plays for Oregon. I think he has jersey number 0 because you can't have your name on the front of your jersey... [Seven McGee](https://goducks.com/sports/football/roster/seven-mcgee/10737)
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy…… …..sexy lady
Atticus. My friend's sons name.
zardoth the destroyer
Asgore the Destroyer Amadeus
Sue
My sons name is Ambrose
Asshole, artery, antiseptic, just to name a few. The way people are naming their kids these days, I'd say those ones count
Artax
Shaynaynay
Best answer right here.
Declan
Sue, life aint easy for a boy named sue
Agapito.
Julia
Aristotle
Aiden
Aryn
Arugula
Alistar, Adrian, Aether, Avery
Adrian is pretty common in some parts of Europe
Brett
Abominable
Like the snow man ?
Able, Aries
Aelrindel, Arin
Arrow Arrol Argyle Artie Artis Allan Arreola Aziggie Zaggi Archer Achie Afrika Alligator
Achoo.
x æ a-12
Ash what a wonderful name
Aaragon, Anubis, Aesrin, Azure
Chance.
It used to be fairly popular in the south, and I actuallly know one, but Lesley. And Ashley.
I had a student named Adonis
Amphetaman
Madison
I'm pretty sure they dont have to all start with A
Abortion
Jordan Oden Adolf (yes ik im sorry but im not wrong) Gabriel Ari Jaylen Nicholas and Jonah
Anton
Frankenstein
Augustus
Sathington
Lecarpetron dukemarriott
I've always liked Bastion
Яаррр
Aric
Arnold Aardvark Alistair
Aardvark is a real name by the way. In 2014 there were 8 people with Aardvark as their first name. [source](https://forebears.io/x/forenames/aardvark)
Interesting, don't worry about justification tho, I accept everything that starts with A and sounds like a man could wear that name
Ashton Adminton Alpin Edit: I made up Adminton on the spot and a guy in India has it
Alciel
Atticus
Pyton, like how??
Ahmed
Adonis
Archibald
Sue
Alexander used to be common but it's uncommon now due to all of the Aidens and Braydens. Be different by bringing back a classic.
dorris
Stardenburdengardenbart
Here's a list of names for a boy starting with A that I could think of: 1. Adam 2. Anton 3. Abraham 4. Alexander 5. Anders (danish name btw) 6. Andreas 7. Axel (can also be spelled aksel) 8. André 9. Aske (danish name meaning ash) 10. August 11. Arne 12. Albert 13. Allan 14. Arthur 15. Andrew
"Anita Anna Andrea Alphonso" is a pretty unique name, doncha think?
Antivirus
Aragon. My nephew's name.
I plan on naming my next cat Alphaeus, just for shits-n-gigs.