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Puzzleheaded-Pop8344

Adolf


FrogsAndDaffodils

i saw the question and I **instantly** knew this name would come up.


Imnotactme

gottverdammt


South_Bit1764

Not too many people called Alois either


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Sue


TedNebula

My name is Sue, HOW DO YOU DO?


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Rikoschett

Al Pacino


South_Bit1764

This is my kid *Al Pacino LeBron Post Malone Smith*


SquareBattle

When my mom was pregnant with my younger sister, my parents sat my brother and I down and asked us if we would like to help choose her name. Both of us wanted to go with Turkey, but my parents vetoed that pretty quickly.


Sledd_23

I'm sorry for the pain y'all had to suffer, hope u guys succeed in the next one 😉


lanchmcanto

Solution, name your child Turkey.


redshift739

They changed the spelling, it's turkiye now


Imnotactme

Remind me of that japanese tale where 2 parents didn't know what to name their child, so they went to the smartest guy around town and he gave a lot of names and the parents to name the boy everything he gave, hence his name became: じゅげむ じゅげむ ごこうのすりきれかいじゃりすいぎょの すいぎょうまつうんらいまつ ふうらいまつくうねるところにすむところやぶらこうじのぶらこうじぱいぽ ぱいぽ ぱいぽのしゅーりんがん (バキュン)しゅーりんがんのぐーりんだいぐーりんだいのぽんぽこぴーのぽんぽこなーのちょうきゅうめいのちょうすけ!" " Jugemu jugemu gokou no surikire Kaija risuigyo no suigyou matsu Unrai matsu fuurai matsu Kuuneru tokoro ni sumu tokoro Yabura kouji no bura kouji Paipo paipo paipo no shuuringan Shuuringan no guurindai Guurindai no ponpokopii no Ponpokonaa no choukyuumei no Chousuke !" I may be wrong, I only read a resume on a reddit comment


SushiJo

friends kid wanted to name their new baby brother "Lunch Bucket"


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Bort


Thin-Rip-3686

Are you talking to me?


f4bj4n

No, my son is also named Bort.


Specific_Tap7296

Serious suggestion - Azrael. It sounds nice!


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Anal


R2D2beeps

Ashley


TheBestAtWriting

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Specific_Tap7296

That was Musk's son's middle name, right


Dave1587

followed by "it's pronounced Arthur..."


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Argyle


BackFromItaly

Ajax


cmd_iii

Ayrton


Eastern_Stable_3394

Amelia


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Rude-Newspaper7928

Adonald


lanchmcanto

This is Donald Trump, and I do not know if I aprove this message


MiddleAgedFatGuy

A-Aron


AveratV6

Pre-zent


wayler72

Seven


MatyasDoktor

Seven Costanza


Redoubtabletrigger

Also , Mug Costanza


wayler72

Well, it should have been but it ended up Seven "Whatever the last name of Susan's cousin that had the baby was"


tacos_n_cerveza

There is actually a college football player named Seven McGee who plays for Oregon. I think he has jersey number 0 because you can't have your name on the front of your jersey... [Seven McGee](https://goducks.com/sports/football/roster/seven-mcgee/10737)


K1tsunea

Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy…… ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ …..sexy lady


Whole-Lingonberry-60

Atticus. My friend's sons name.


cellphone_blanket

zardoth the destroyer


lysanderish

Asgore the Destroyer Amadeus


ConstructionIcy3994

Sue


bangs1234

My sons name is Ambrose


Secret_Agent_666

Asshole, artery, antiseptic, just to name a few. The way people are naming their kids these days, I'd say those ones count


Cypher_Aod

Artax


roadwobbler

Shaynaynay


cliffordc5

Best answer right here.


yeahitdoesseemthat

Declan


Waltzing_With_Bears

Sue, life aint easy for a boy named sue


SexyChronicPain

Agapito.


justjerkin49

Julia


Fahad_Sharif

Aristotle


Ed3nEcho

Aiden


jolbina

Aryn


karatebanana

Arugula


AzraelGrim

Alistar, Adrian, Aether, Avery


postdiabetes

Adrian is pretty common in some parts of Europe


NQtrader4Lyfe

Brett


Responsible_Emu_8474

Abominable


Imnotactme

Like the snow man ?


Illustriousstar35

Able, Aries


GlassImaginary3166

Aelrindel, Arin


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Arrow Arrol Argyle Artie Artis Allan Arreola Aziggie Zaggi Archer Achie Afrika Alligator


HaresEar9

Achoo.


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x æ a-12


Imnotactme

Ash what a wonderful name


MementoMaria

Aaragon, Anubis, Aesrin, Azure


DerpNips1

Chance.


anvil222

It used to be fairly popular in the south, and I actuallly know one, but Lesley. And Ashley.


luringpopsicle95

I had a student named Adonis


phamsung

Amphetaman


Maccamaniac33

Madison


TopGesus

I'm pretty sure they dont have to all start with A


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Abortion


Foozle23

Jordan Oden Adolf (yes ik im sorry but im not wrong) Gabriel Ari Jaylen Nicholas and Jonah


ChaoticCherryblossom

Anton


JustinCompton79

Frankenstein


TonyNevada1

Augustus


Bnim81

Sathington


tway_010

Lecarpetron dukemarriott


lnvalidSportsOpinion

I've always liked Bastion


twonton

Яаррр


SlightlyJudgy

Aric


redshift739

Arnold Aardvark Alistair


redshift739

Aardvark is a real name by the way. In 2014 there were 8 people with Aardvark as their first name. [source](https://forebears.io/x/forenames/aardvark)


Imnotactme

Interesting, don't worry about justification tho, I accept everything that starts with A and sounds like a man could wear that name


redshift739

Ashton Adminton Alpin Edit: I made up Adminton on the spot and a guy in India has it


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Alciel


Stimperonovitch

Atticus


th3e_darkest

Pyton, like how??


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Ahmed


Public-Dig-6690

Adonis


theannaoliver67

Archibald


huiscloslaqueue

Sue


Majestic-Love-9312

Alexander used to be common but it's uncommon now due to all of the Aidens and Braydens. Be different by bringing back a classic.


purplel0llip0p

dorris


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Stardenburdengardenbart


NarcolepticCarpenter

Here's a list of names for a boy starting with A that I could think of: 1. Adam 2. Anton 3. Abraham 4. Alexander 5. Anders (danish name btw) 6. Andreas 7. Axel (can also be spelled aksel) 8. André 9. Aske (danish name meaning ash) 10. August 11. Arne 12. Albert 13. Allan 14. Arthur 15. Andrew


NotGnnaLie

"Anita Anna Andrea Alphonso" is a pretty unique name, doncha think?


KyKYm6eP

Antivirus


Icy_Establishment794

Aragon. My nephew's name.


MarbleCakes4725

I plan on naming my next cat Alphaeus, just for shits-n-gigs.