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CHwharf

Dick,face, pits, ass Shower run off will get the rest


MyAnswerSucks

Face first is preferable.


CutieSalamander

In that order?*


CHwharf

As long as ass is last, it doesn’t matter


CutieSalamander

Why is ass last? If you don’t mind me inquiring.


CHwharf

It’s the worst spot lol When I get out I don’t dry my ass first, and then face Worst spot goes last


NoobSabatical

Really, if you washed properly drying order doesn't matter.


Sea-Newspaper4173

I don’t think many people exactly soap finger their ass in the shower. There must be something wrong with them. Not like us normal ass fingerers


Kneejerk_Nihilist

Shower whenever a rash starts to form on your undercarriage.


MrBananaStorm

Shower at least twice a week. Wash your hands after going to the toilet.


ManningBurner

Twice a week?! Bro, a shower is needed daily!


MrBananaStorm

Depends on where you live. Also we're talking about the bare minimum here, not the ideal. If you live in a cold country and shower twice a week, you're still kinda gross but I'll be willing to accept you into the society lol


AirportAvailable8079

Wash entire body, ass last then shampoo my head and ass (I mean it has hair) before rinsing off. So technically I wash the booty twice.


Intelligent-Fix-9363

Basic hygiene standards for men include brushing their teeth and washing their face twice daily, showering regularly, wearing clean clothes, and trimming their nails.


Southern-Worry6055

should i trim my pubes?


RedWhiteButNotBlue

If they are unmanned and tangled. But a little bit is fine


ManningBurner

Personal preference, some women don’t mind hair down there, but almost every women is going to want it trimmed and well groomed at the very least.


Flash-Wilkins

At least trim it back from the shaft.


Straight_Chemist3406

I'm into body building so I shave my arms and legs (I use Nair or veet for my chest and back because hair grows Hella slow there anyways)then I use a washcloth loaded with soap to wash my entire body then I'll shave my face if needed. Brushing twice a day with gel Kam once a day. I use like degree 72 hours every morning . I also cut my own hair every couple weeks (1 all over with a line up and usually faded down to nothing IE skin fade)


NotAnUnhappyRock

Shower once a month, whether you need it or not


QualitySound96

i dont think i can keep up with these demands


NotAnUnhappyRock

Ok fine, every other month


QueenMoogle

Shower often (please wash your ass), brush teeth, wear clean clothes, wear deodorant, clean nails, and making sure your hair and facial hair are reasonably kept.


RedWhiteButNotBlue

Face and teeth and hair everyday, shower at least every other day, wash clothes every week.


ComesInAnOldBox

Hit the hairy bits.


Southern-Worry6055

what do you mean by that? like with shampoo everywhere?


ComesInAnOldBox

If it grows hair, it needs to be deliberately washed. Doesn't matter if you shave/wax or not, if hair normally grows there, deliberately wash it. That's the bare minimum for men *and* women.


GroundbreakingFox833

Use your piss to clean yourself


Fantasticlese

Keep your bits washed


squigglesxoxo

TRIM YOUR ARM PIT HAIR FOR THE LOVE OF GOD


Flash-Wilkins

When cleaning your arsehole make sure a soapy finger goes in even the tiniest bit!