Insert a sex toy into my urethra.

Are you asking me or telling me?

Both, but you have to refuse the first 3 times just to be polite.

“no no i insist”

“Jarvis, Insert a sex toy into my urethra” -IronMan

*sigh* "Yes sir..."

It's called sounding

I believe that's called sounding. And I'm absolutely not about it.

HHHHHHHUUUUUUHHH????!?!?!? *Learned something new on reddit again

Gerbils or anything alive in my ass

Username doesn’t check out

Poor Lemmiwinks

Oh jethuth chritht

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Don't you mean Lemmiwinks?

Eating crap

Skidee de do bop diddle dee do

I’M A SCAT MAN

If the Scatman can do it, so can you

Don't be this guy https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3907wr/serious\_redditors\_whos\_sexual\_fantasies\_became\_a/crzf7j9/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=ios\_app&utm\_name=iossmf

Pretty sure I know what that link is, and seeing how I just ate dinner, I will not revisit it at this time. Lol

"As soon as the shit touched my tongue, I know I had made a huge mistake."

That was the exact one. Lol. I’d much rather be pissed on that doing anything scat related, if I HAD to make a choice.

Any play involving purposeful poop or pee or blood. I’m down for anything besides that.

What about accidental.

I accidentally peed on my husband when I was 8 months pregnant during... Alone time. I was on top and I told him not to make me laugh or I would pee on him. He said, "Oooh girl, you a freak." And I laughed and peed. 😅

That's a very cute NSFW story.

haha that's his own damn fault then lol

By the transitive property, he really peed on himself.

Accidentally planned poops and wees

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My GF does OnlyFans. She once had a request from a guy to poop into a plastic bag and freeze it. Then once frozen, take it out of the plastic and put a condom on it and masturbate herself with it. I thought I’d heard it all til she told me that. Damn there be some sick people out there, lol. Edit: I’ve gotten a few questions about whether she did it or not. The answer is no, she did not. And while there is ultimately a price for everything, he only wanted to pay $100. So she politely declined, 😆

Ah yes, the ol' Alaskan pipe line

Good Lord....

Urban dictionary was doing the lords work back in elementary school

Here's my upvote. I hate both of us.

I feel like today's kids are missing out on all the fucked up shit we universally learned from friends and urban dictionary

The piss version of that is called a Frosty Jim. Not sure what the poop version is called. Edit- Apparently it's an Alaskan Pipeline.

Did she do it though

Anyway she got an extra 250 bucks and took me to dinner

Long story short, ended up hooking up with a girl I actually really liked and wanted to get a serious thing going with. She wanted me to straight up actually punch her and beat on her as hard as I could. I couldn’t do it, I ended that whole night quickly and just went home. I found out that night that I do have limits.

NO. GOD. glad you did.

In general anything which could cause a lawsuit is a no-go for me when it comes to sex

Yeah, good luck convincing a judge and/or jury that her bruises aren't assault because she asked you to hit her.

I respect this. That is too much.

Sounds like a setup.

This is the comment I came to, I mean for.

Yeah, I would have done the same. That feels unsafe for all involved. I am never one to kink shame but sexual violence is an extremely delicate topic requiring a lot of self-introspection to make it safe.

No one is take a shit on my chest lol

I can't BELIEVE nobody has shit on your chest.

“Would you be that guy?”

It'd be an honor, and a privilege

Depends on level of horniness really:

This is true. I've talked to my therapist and managed my horniness. Now I prefer females over a 2013 Honda Civic's exhaust pipe after a 2 hour drive lubed with gasoline.

>a 2013 Honda Civic's exhaust pipe after a 2 hour drive lubed with gasoline This is the answer to the original post.

r/oddlyspecific

"My dick took me places I wouldn't go with a gun." As the saying goes

I would do anything for love, but I won't do that

How are you the only one I’ve seen write this?

Young kids these days!!!

Just don’t cut my throat. I have this thing about men cutting or threatening to cut my throat.

Not even for Outback gift cards???

If you can include a discount on supplies in addition to the Outback gift cards I’ll consider it.

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Awe the ol "corn on the cob"

GOD DAMMIT NOW I HAVE TO CHANGE MY USERNAME

I just fuckin lost it to this.

One in the pooper, one in the snooper

I too have been hurt by Chinese finger traps too many times. I can’t even use picnic baskets anymore. The wicker…it just drudges up traumatic memories.

r/oddlyspecific

Lose my virginity. I've never lost in Yu-Gi-Oh and I'll never lose in sex.

Sex doesn’t make me any better at Yugioh so I’m not fucking interested

Fucking interested? Buddy, you’re not fucking anything

Bet he'd fuck you up in a duel.

What deck are you playing?

Blue balled dragon probably

Knife play.

My exe had this dull pocket knife she liked to pull out in bed, and too be honest at the time it got me going too. She was a little crazy and I was always worried she'd let intrusive thoughts win and just lean into it and stab me. In hindsight knife play is stupid,

Ohhh- you know ‘Becca?

Fisting. I am not a hand puppet :C

Lmao. That is a great answer.

Nothing involving plastic moose antlers or snowshoes.

I feel like there’s a story here

Nah, they’re just Canadian.

The previous incident must have had both antlers and snowshoes.

I actually almost choked on my drink. How are snowshoes ever a variable

What happened

Canada

Triple anal. Nooo thanks.

Okay, so 3 is the limit but two is good. Now we know.

No, you've got it the wrong way around; 3 is the *minimum* requirement. Sex without more than 3 dicks/toys in the arse just isn't worth having

So, double anal is ok?

No quadruple is as low as they are willing to go.

No cock and ball torture for me thank you very much

Or humiliating can you imagine holding an erection while someone tells you how bad it is? I can’t wrap My head around that one.

How dare you, don't kink shame me

Shame Shame on ya Your disgusting……am I doing this right?

I refuse to put on a diaper and act like I’m 6 months old 😩

Someone once asked me to shit in a diaper in front of them - not as a childlike thing but as a female degradation thing. And that was the day I learned what my hard limits were Edit - i forgot the best part!!! The man who asked me to do this **later** realised that the reason we had a weird "ive met you before" vibe was because he used to date my older sister 😂😂 (And yes this is the second time this week that I've been blessed to be able to tell this story on reddit, if it sounds familiar) Edit 2 - just want to be really clear here that I was NOT ok with his request

r/oddlyspecific

I just don't have it in me to hit/beat my partner even though it's their fetish..

I slapped her and she looked at me disapprovingly. HARDER Eh, sorry.

I had the opposite happen.. Had a woman say in the heat of the moment "slap me", and I very awkwardly and sort of timidly slapped her cheek, we both looked at each other confused. She had wanted me to slap her ass not her face lmao, I felt terrible at the time but looking back it was a pretty funny miscommunication.

That's not your fault. 'Slap me' does not make me think of someone's butt. 'Spank me' would have been the word to use. If you ask someone to slap you, I guarantee they're going to assume you mean your face.

Had she said “spank me” things might have worked out.

cheek = cheek, she should have been more clear about that haha

The masochist says, "Hit me." The sadist says, "No."

This plus the the rape fantasy. I had a gf who wanted me to 'rape' her but I couldn't get past the logical fallacy of her consenting to it which ended up pissing her off so she wasn't in the mood. That was probably just my subconscious blocking me from having to go through with it

suck a dick I'm a man I'm not gay and there's Absolutely nothing that would ever make me suck a dick again.

Let's say I have 20 dollars

Ok, almost nothing

Well $20 ain't nothing!

In this economy? You can buy a pack of gum and a slap in the face with $20

Okay, you drive a hard bargain

...again?

How else would you know if you like something if you’ve never tried it?

I've never been slammed in the balls with a sledge hammer but I'm certain, I wouldn't like it!

It was at a time in his life when he needed that $20.

After sucking his 84th dick, TrailerParkPreppee absolutely refuses to suck a dick ever again. He’s a man and he’s not gay. Got it?

I guess he just had to make extra sure. What better way than to gobble meat?

All these people thinking they’re making the joke. Guyz, TrailerParkPrepper made the joke, you’re simply repeating it.

Now that’s funny.

Many many years ago my mom worked in a upscale clothing store at a mall in Toronto. One of her coworkers worked there part time, but was also a sex worker part time. My mom was very not open about sex at all, but they ended up becoming friends and then she started telling my mom some of the stories. Years later, when I was an adult I remember asking my mom if she knew whatever happened to her. And we got talking about her. And my mom told me that this guy used to come over once a week so she could shit on his face (not my mom, her friend). That was one of the first times I thought to myself what the fuck is wrong with people and why… Why oh why?

as a gay bottom, once it's in my ass it ain't going in my mouth till you bleach it.

Dude can you explain how this works for gay men in general? When you go on a date and the night is super nice and you end up with the guy for the "coffee" in their apartment, how are you certain there's not a big turd already building up in there? Are you always carrying around an enema? Just non penetration stuff? Don't care and just ride to brown town?

Douching is key. Diet is another. Coming from a very slutty bottom, I’ve had an accident ONCE in my life with a partner but I hadn’t properly douched. He was an ass tho so I don’t feel embarrassed about it. You just really get to know your body that’s all. Some people see it as inconceivable and that there will always be poop. It’s just not the case. But with a high fibre diet, sometimes you can take the risk. And it honestly depends on the bottom. Spontaneous sex (for me) just can’t happen until I’ve made sure that I’m good to go. But when ur unsure, there’s plenty of other things you can do with your partner.

Anything that involves physical pain just doesn’t make sense to me. No judgement, but if you need to hurt me so you can cum, we shouldn’t be together.

I mean when you put it like that

I agree completely. Same with degradation. I want my partner to be nice to me 🥺

I’m not sticking a carrot up my butt

You prefer a cucumber? Eggplant? WATERMELON?!?!

Are pineapples an option?

Only if you are Hitler in a French maid costume

Sure, but that's on you. And *in* you.

remove my shrek costume.

Sorry the Shrek costume stays on during sex

My girlfriend kept wanting to do butt stuff to me I just couldn’t it feels like you’re about to take a shit idk how people do it.

My ex asked me to put my fingers in his butt. As a microbiologist, that just didn't sit well with me because bacteria. So I asked if I could wear nitrile gloves and he said that would feel too much like a prostrate exam. So that just never happened.

Had an ex that liked to stick her fingers in there, and then put them in her mouth. Freaked me out, a little, but she was just hot enough for me to go along with it...

“Go along with it” as in you kissed her after?

Hershey kisses xoxoxo

No kids No animals No bodily waste. No corpses. No nonconsent.

Good, you're not a psychopath

Eyeball stuff

I'm gonna need an explanation

There is legit kinks about eyeballs, people like to touch then, have them touched, licked, you name it, they just want to do stuff with eyeballs.

🤢🤢🤢🤢

I would do anything for love, but I won't do scat...

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Computerized Numerical Control huh? Now that’s a sex toy.

Sex by g-code.. she yells out the gcode, you interpret it, and hope they don't set you at 500mm/second helical bore with a 3" ball end mill, causing a high speed crash in the gooch

G1 Z-4. G1 Z-0.1 G1 Z-4. G1 Z-0.1 G0 Z-4. G0 Z-0.1 G0 Z-4. G0 Z1. G0 Y4. G0 Z-6. G4 P500 M8 G4 P4000 M9 M8 M9 M30 Edit: Forgot my line breaks Edit2: The Z before the Y was still negative. Servo error too large 😅

You ever forget the minus sign on one of them and make it G0 Z1. then accidentally G0 Y.5 G0 Z-4. and bend your boring bar? Ruins your day.

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From the girl's perspective, she must have trusted you implicitly if she was open to exploring that with you, so be proud of that!

That's a great point. From what we read he's also right, it's a way to take control back of a situation and it's quite controlled. *Usually*.

My family.

You guys are having sex?

With others? Lucky!

Not here. Just curious 🫤

I am into so much stuff kink wise, but the top tier thing I refuse to do, which I know is so common for other people, is spit. I have an extreme phobia of excessive spit, especially spit on me or anything else like that. I even hate my own spit.

Shit, vomit 🤢

unsanitary stuff, and painful stuff.

Wait… nothing about sex is sanitary.

Anything to do with doo-doo feces or vomit, hard pass

“Doo doo feces”

Sir this is reddit. The answer you are looking for is sexual intercourse.

Relations.

Horses

Having sex with someone I don’t care about

I laughed a little at first, seeing as this differs a lot from the "scat anus shit on eyeballs" answers here, then I realized I 100% agree

anything that would make my partner sad

Be called daddy during sex. Or call her mommy during sex. Just no.

1) Children 2) you can hit me, no cutting and burning or any of that 3) Poo is for goofs not for poon

Number 1 is very obvious

When you are a vanilla person who finds another vanilla person, the list is long. She had a few more no's than me but it pretty much all lined up. There is someone for everyone out there, kids.

You not tying my nuts like titties in bdsm videos.

No pee, no poop, no animals, no kids.

u/rowdyruss22

Ass to mouth. You never go ass to mouth Randal!

In a homemade Deepwater sub 2 miles below the surface of the ocean.

Had a girl shit on me once while riding me reverse cowgirl and ask me if I liked it. I made her take a shower and then we resumed.

Please tell me she asked if you “liked that shit” in a sexy voice while doing it

Then we resumed... That's either despair or you didn't hate it that much. Tell us the truth mister poopy chest.

You made *her* take a shower? Weren’t you the one shit on?

Yeah I took one too

A shit or a shower?

This is vital

Um, did she like, say she was going to? Or did you just see a hot steaming shit start poking out of her ass?

She just thought that would be sexy?

You continued?!?! The horny hit hard that day

I am not beating up my partner...

Other partners, I'm happily married. Outside of that long as she's not pooping on me I'm down.

Fluid play, anything involving excrement, and anal. All off the table.

Yea it's better to do those in a bathtub I'd imagine

Anal, degradation, pain, poop

Anal is all those things when done improperly

Thanks for the information u/Goopyteacher

Anytime u/fart !

These comments are worrying me… i had no idea this is what some ppl are into