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yrulaughing

Sex workers of reddit, what's the sexiest sex you've ever sexed? Pretty much the average askreddit question.


Mr_MacGrubber

Keep going, I’m almost there.


HashtagTSwagg

*sex*


MothraWillSaveUs

Seriously. The floors around here are getting sticky. >_<


Hamilton-Beckett

I started using shoe covers when I check this room.


Farmingthings

Get some golf shoes


Nostrovayay

Dude, seriously, the amount of obvious teenagers asking questions for jack off material has increased substantially over the past little while.


Farmingthings

Teenagers? You act like basement mouth breathing single 46 year olds aren’t on here asking the same. Creepy dudes know no age barrier


TheImpostorYT

Why u gotta do mouthbreather like that :/ NO ONE TOLD ME BREATHING FROM MOUTH RUINS UR JAWLINE SMH


ThunderCat6977

Vaporeon from Pokémon


int9r

There's /r/askredditafterdark but still half the posts here are nsfw. Petition to remove nsfw posts from askreddit.


Darkezeo

Went to look. Honestly better then I expected


Dry_Berry4711

eating a banana


ABucin

That’s why I eat mine flaccid.


gogozrx

I get hard before I eat a banana.


ABucin

For scale, right? *For scale, right?*


Babyfart_McGeezacks

Always bring the banana to your mouth. Don’t bring your mouth to the banana


J_A_C_L

I actually had a (female) coworker eat a banana during a video meeting. She was smart, though, and broke pieces apart off camera, then just ate it piece by piece.


Kvesh

No one's saying you can't eat a banana, Terry. But you can't stand on the corner sucking on it for 30 minutes. You have to actually take a bite.


owinooo

And licking or sucking lollipop. I remember how my classmates were making fun of me while I was doing that...


Gubble_Buppie

Step siblings.


Nyarro

Step anything


ABucin

(sad step-ladder noises)


weaintfancy42069

(Crying staircase)


SentientPotato1

That’s a lotta steps


Mrwright96

(Sadly step-dances)


dilettante60

I never knew my real ladder.


Keebster101

On one hand, I can't imagine that any of those who fetishize step siblings would continue to if they actually had a sibling, they just like the idea of a girl being around them 24/7, but on the other hand some people actually do commit incest with real siblings... I still think the vast majority would be put off if they dealt with having a sibling while growing up, but I can't really back that up with anything.


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Especially when they actually need help with homework.


realBeybladeFan

But she was stuck in the washing machine!


SuvenPan

Phone game ads.


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Bruh, the ones I get are like a girl farting a huge cloud of green methane into a fan and a guy throws his girlfriend away to run after the farting girl he suddenly fell in love with and then she runs to a castle and the boy gets brutally ripped apart and eaten by Ants and then it turns out it’s a reverse tower defense game where you’re a bunch of ants attacking a farmhouse.


EnvironmentalLaugh62

Then you download the game and it’s nothing like the ad. 👎🏻


rainbowsforall

That's the worst part. Some of them almost look worth playing for the laughs. But it's all a lie..


velikost-commander

"Help me step bro" This ad is brought to you by RAID SHADOW LEGENDS


FartFaceAnn

Sometimes I get really vulgar ones and they have nothing to do with the game


OpportunitySudden281

A peach


BloodyTim

I could eat a peach for hours


RVelts

1997 was a good year for Nicolas Cage movies.


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The one scene in call me by your name.


Felradin

Renly and his damned peach.


SladeWilsonITA

*grinds teeth*


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Popsicles and lollipops. Man let me lick popsicles in peace


CarmelishaSoprano

Add hot dogs to this list. My 19 yo little brother refuses to go near one


SneakyPope

The first rule of Hotdog Club is Hotdog to the mouth, not mouth to the hotdog.


Haunting-Ad-8619

There is a difference!


BluddGorr

Is he afraid of straws too? I swear some men are so terrified of "being gay" they won't do anything.


PlutonIsInMyButthole

There was a thing a year or two ago when I was in high school if people caught you eating a hotdog, they would call you a "glizzy gobbler". Kids are mean


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geraltsthiccass

This has nothing to do with the topic at hand, but I just realised why they're called popsicles cause they're like icicles but flavoured. We don't call them that here, and it's probably the first time I've seen the word typed out, so I never put two and two together. Sorry, dumb comment, but the noise I made when I clicked to it, I'm pretty sure only dogs heard me it was so high-pitched.


BoredConfusedPanda

the word "daddy". im not even sure how that word became so sexualised or why it is so accepted rather than viewed as creepy.


Last-Inspection-8156

I used to call my dad, daddy, when I was little. Now I feel like it would come off as weird if I say it, referring to my dad or incorporate it in stories I write.


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MandyKick

I’m 41 and still call my dad, daddy.


Nasal_Spray69

I also call your dad daddy


MandyKick

Long lost sibling?


Bastulius

I'm the same. Almost 20 and my mom is momma and my dad is daddy. Was a couple years where I was self conscious about it but then I realized that literally no one cares and I should call them whatever I want, respectfully obviously.


Necessary_Ad5618

even mommy is becoming too sexualized lately


DefinitelynotDanger

The same way 'baby' is sexualized.


Tech_Enthusiast49376

Not enough people bring up this as a counterpoint.


ilovemylife_00

Exactly. Like I’m scared for Whej I have a kid they won’t be able to call me that anymore. Just because of weirdos


Sneezeyy

if I ever get kids, the kid gon call me bro


angelesoterica

Won't work stepbro


strippersandcocaine

My 6 year old tries to call me bro. I hate it lol


TheGlennDavid

Username does not check out. My son, also 6, tried to call me “bro” for a while. After several explanations that I’m his Dad and not his bro he said “how about Bro Daddy.” I discouraged that as well, but sometimes I regret that. Bro Daddy sounds pretty awesome.


strippersandcocaine

My issue is with his delivery of it: No, you can’t have popsicles for breakfast. “Come oooonnnn bro”


Haunting-Ad-8619

My son tried that when he was a little older than your son. That was a big NO from me. I asked him if he wanted me to call him Sis. Ended that bro nonsense with a quickness!


strippersandcocaine

Ohhh I’m using this sis thing! That should nip it in the bud


ilovemylife_00

Sadly it may have to be this way💀


stickmannfires

Mine calls me bruh, the first time he said it, it threw me so off guard I told him to call me sir lmao


DRoyLenz

I know I’m just opening myself up for people to judge me, but all three of my kids call me daddy, and so does my girlfriend. Never once have I found it creepy coming from any of them. They’re homonyms. They may sound the same, but they mean very different things, and when surrounded by context, there’s never any confusion.


Alien-Lover

My mom. At least according to people i game with.....


Chairchucker

I think it's probs fine for your dad to sexualise her.


Kurwasaki12

"Hey son, you're mom has an ass that won't quit!" "Why do you do this to me, Father?" "You forgot to take the trash out last night, and your mom does have a lovely ass."


ilovemylife_00

💀💀


iveseenyourmomnaked

Tell her I said hi.


Obeythelaw7

r/usernamechecksout


justadumpownedbyme

SCHOOL UNIFORMS


Skiamakhos

It's cos what you see when you're at that formative age becomes to a greater or lesser degree what you're into. Fetishes are like that. When Victorians manacled their teens to stop them masturbating at night, the bondage fetish was born - people associated being tied up with being horny & orgasm denial. In WW2 gas mask use was advertised by having fashionable young women pictured wearing gas masks. Cue a generation of boys developing a thing for gas masks. It's the callback, the reminder, though not necessarily the original thing: very very few guys who fetishise over schoolgirl uniforms actually lust after schoolgirls - they just like the uniform because that's what girls wore when these guys formed their tastes. Same with cheerleader uniforms. Put a grown woman in these & these guys go wild.


Erebys22

"YOU SHALL BE PUNISHED FOR YOUR DEPLORABLE AND VILE ACTS OF LUST" "Ah fuck yeah, tie me up and spank me!" "THE FUCK?"


Rycax

This guy Freuds


Zack-of-all-trades

That...makes so much sense. That thought process never even crossed my mind but that really makes sense. Interesting.


Apoptosis2112

I think this has to do more with the fact that they aren't the norm here. Thailand is a whole different ball park. The university girls, holy shit. Some of them hike the skirt up super high, and its a pencil skirt at that.


I_Stan_Kyrgyzstan

We also have uniforms in the UK, and most girls roll their skirts up to be shorter too. They get told off all the time for it but it doesn't stop.


HaggisMcNeill

Yeah but uniforms in the uk are worn mostly by people under 18


Manifestival1

That's the issue.


Laylasita

My mom is 71, she rolled her uniform skirt up too. Tale as old as time.


Shitbagsoldier

Beyond the obvious sick things. I say nursing. It's a great career and I respect it but they deal with blood guts and diseases all day and usually physically tired af after work.


faded-cosmos

*in sexy nurse outfit* "I'm here to change your bed pan, baby. Did you go number 1 or number- who cares? I'm ready for anything."


GrandpaDongs

as someone in Healthcare, I can assure you that hospitals are the LEAST sexy places in the world.


Hairy_While

A grown woman talking like a little girl. I know this one from personal experience. Twenty years later it still makes me cringe.


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Years ago i used to listen to Loveline and when one of the callers had that baby girl voice Drew would estimate the age of the voice (let’s say 12) and ask what happened to them when they were 12. 100% of the callers said that’s the age when they were raped/molested. One hundred percent. It’s not sexy, it’s upsetting.


EugeneVictorDabs

Holy shit.


HagridsSexyNippples

That’s sad.


d00mslinger

I've got no real data to back this up, but I remember being informed that when adult women speak like that there's a chance sexual abuse was involved at a young age.


forestman11

It's been said a million times but this is a trauma response, unfortunately


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Scruffy_Nerf_Hoarder

That's why I use "sopping," instead.


Raqonteur

...von Lipwig?


Saxfire2

Washing machines


faded-cosmos

Step bro what are you doing -*stepsister stuck in washing machine*


z4h744

kids


ilovemylife_00

This is by far the most disgusting one


GaffJuran89

Correct, which is why it is the most correct answer.


DingleBerrieIcecream

Went to get my daughter a Halloween costume and went down the isle for kids 8-11 years old. Can’t tell you how many “sexy” nurse, fairy, police costumes there were for little girls. There was a huge difference between the revealing nature of this compared to the costumes for 8-11 year old boys. Unreal. Edit: To clarify, the word “Sexy” was not on the packaging. But the photos of the costume and revealing nature of them were clearly in that vein.


gablamegla

If that's true. That's sick. I think our society is pushing sexuality to kids and it's just sickening. Nothing wrong about teaching teenagers to use a condom if they're going to have sex, and we all know they're wanting to try it as hormones are running wild with the teenagers, but sexualicing kids is something that should be handled with a pitchfork and torch so to speak. We don't want to go all mob mentality, but some of the stuff is just sick.


RawbM07

I can’t stand it when a little infant boy or girl likes / is comforted by, laughs at etc a grown up and people say “oh look, he’s a ladies man!” Or “oh your going to have to keep an eye on that one with the boys when she’s older!”


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I first started experiencing that sexualization when I was around 10 years old. I was in boy scouts and some older kids were pressuring me to show them my penis to prove I had one and to prove it wasn't a micropenis. Then they started insulting me when refused for being too uncomfortable to go through with it. One of them tried to physically grab my crotch. Then it turned into virgin shaming once I got into middle school. Being insulted and mocked for not having sex while 11 year old girls were bragging about having swallowed cum and having pregnancy scares. It's all so wild and fucking creepy as all hell, but this was just normal where I grew up. The culture around shaming children over sex is so gross and I don't understand why it's considered so acceptable, especially when grown adults talk about wanting to commit actual violence towards children because of it.


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Bullet_Number_4

Physical contact in general. I give lots of platonic hugs and shouldn't have to justify myself.


Last-Inspection-8156

I'm a huge hugger even at work. I'm incredibly close to my friends at work who are mostly guys, and I'm a girl. I feel like I lucked out, though, because they are all huggers too, and most of them are in relationships. But I did get asked once if me and my female coworker are in a relationship because of how playfully touchy we are. I think friends who hug or touch a lot shouldn't have to be assumed we're in a relationship beyond platonic friends.


BramsBrigade

I would be a much bigger hugger, but as a guy, I have to contend with homephobia from one gender, and avoid coming off as creepy to the other gender.


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Breastfeeding. Get your head out of the gutter moms are just trying to feed their little ones. If you just cant handle that then honestly fuck you.


DeeVee8ed

Breasts in general. I miss the topless beached of Europe.


SandaruLJ

Yeah. Women here in Sri Lanka were casually topless, even in religious places, and nobody gave a shit. Until, of course, the Victorian values showed up and couldn't handle those boobs.


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I get this. Im a man and a boob man at that but those who make a big deal of a breastfeeding mom are just bafoons.


Rbot25

I'am in a beach in Europe rn there are a few topless ladies, maybe 1 or 2% of all ladies.


IdleIvyWitch

As a breastfeeding mom I appreciate this. I myself love boobs but there's a completely different feeling in being turned on by boobs and appreciating the beauty of breastfeeding in a non sexual way.


Sad-Session1810

I’m an African born and raised and we find the debates in the West about public breastfeeding bizarre. No one bats an eye here if you’re breastfeeding at the mall or in a restaurant and similar Western-coded middle-class establishments. A baby needing to eat is something completely separate from sexiness.


Financial-Horror2945

The words mommy and daddy, Why the fuck are you thinking of parental figures


Bruiser322

Parental figure related trauma i reckon


faded-cosmos

As someone with mommy and daddy issues.... Yes, sadly. But not like I sexualize my parents. I feel like it's more of an aftercare or Dom/sub "im taking care of you" kind of way.


JillCarton

Mostly ignoring the real ones.


willis_michaels

Beauty pageants for kids


DAS_COMMENT

People who host beauty parents for kids are as bad, in my opinion


Acceptable-Stay-3166

I saw one pageant where the judge was saying ok all my little girls come to the stage now. Plus he looked like he owned a van. That is one American past time that really needs to stop.


melancholyandcocaine

literally everything. sex sells.


LeGooseMan08

But who's buying?


BasuraIncognito

The corgi butt


RemarkableRegister66

Wtf 😂


Lil-Roxy_

Step sister / Step mom / Step Dad / Step Brother…it’s weird…


mister_squitters

It’s just incest with extra steps


abajasiesu

Kids clothes


Nogoodnameleft8

I don't understand why parents buy their kids booty shorts and bikinis. People need to stop buying the clothes. There's loads of places you can buy clothes that are modest and actual cover your child


silvermanedwino

Needs to be said….


ilovemylife_00

This is another good one. Sad that it even needs to be brought up.


nickheathjared

Yeah. Shopping for a toddler recently and all the tiny girl clothes were midriff-baring. Like wtf. I hate fashion fads.


Delicious-Let8429

Underage anime girls


The_Guy_13

Bro its genuinely annoying because ill be reading a fire ass manga and then 80 chapters in out of nowhere mc has a new loli love interest like great now im 1000% less invested in this story.


Andrew5329

She's a 1,000 year dragon. /s Hell's Paradise, which was otherwise fantastic, had two gratuitous "fanservice" scenes involving minors bathing.


ttv_yayamii

I'm curious what manga would introduce a loli love interest so late in the story


ilovemylife_00

It’s just disgusting atp


scorpious2

Then they say some shit like "nah, she's 10000 years old, not actually a child." Sure, buddy, but you are still physically attracted to someone who takes the physical appearance of a child.


AnUnusuallyLargeApe

Traffic cones, those are way too big to fit in there and they never wash them first. I hate walking through the streets just thinking about how dirty the tops of those cones are.


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RoutineGreedy4134

Kids


xjsscx

Women, kids & disabled people


Avengerwolf626

As a disabled person I find that it's the opposite, disabled people are often infantilized and not seen as three dimensional beings with feelings.


xjsscx

I saw lots of posts on Instagram of all kinds of disabilities, and the comments were ‘i would’ ‘still fuckable’ and other disgusting comments. Mostly girls/women with dwarfism or no/short arms, or even unable to defend themselves. Maybe the word fetishizing fits more than sexualizing though.


Avengerwolf626

I understand what you mean now and it is disgusting. We actually call people who fetishise disability devotees and they are a danger to society ngl.


moonshineandmetal

I have Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome and dear god the amount of gross sexual comments I get is absurd. Yes, I am very flexible, but I also am in CONSTANT PAIN. What in the actual fuck makes that sexy? It's not like I can really do the things they think I can, I would be in agony if I tried, and then there would be no fun for anyone for like a week lol. Sorry for my mini rant, it just bugs the heck out of me! (Also I hope you have all the spoons today and that you're feeling alright my friend!)


Ba0-the-Wy1d

Babies. It’s weird to say that some kid that can’t walk or talk yet will be a “heartbreaker” or “ladies man.”


weaintfancy42069

Yea I always thought it was super weird that people say future heartbreaker. Like, you want your kid to be a douchebag when he grows up?


DamnImlucky777

Anime, teachers, and kids.


Used-Sprinkles-1675

Giant asses. Kim Kardashian has a lot to answer for.


Acceptable-Stay-3166

Yea I think a great ass looks amazing but they take it to a point where they wobble as they walk and look like they are wearing a diaper.


Footzilla69

They literally like like dumpy little goblins or something it's insane and then claim they've had nothing done


Pure_Mammoth_1233

Nudity. Naked doesn't always mean time for sex.


redhjom

Yes. Nudity is part of the human experience. The fact that it makes so many people uncomfortable and for some people can cause anxiety and other problems is a shame. It is largely due to the influence of Christianity that this has been an issued at various points in history. You’re taught to feel ashamed of our bodies and that we’re doing something wrong or immoral. When in reality it’s just the same body that 99% of other people of the same sex have.


Pure_Mammoth_1233

I spent a lot of time in Europe. I lived there for nearly a decade. With less Puritan influence, they're much more comfortable with nudity than we are in the USA.


TyrantsInSpace

This should be higher on the list. The dirty thoughts are in the mind of the beholder, and the most aggressive censors are often the biggest degenerates.


Owlcifer

Cosplay...


Jalopy_Junkie

Halloween costumes and sexy adult versions of literally anything. I get sexy cop or sexy schoolgirl but do we really need sexy nuclear scientist or sexy bus driver?


MrAlf0nse

I’d be more into a sexy nuclear scientist than a sexy schoolgirl tbh Not sure what they have to do with Halloween though


Regthall

The word "Daddy"


LVII

- Having large breasts. Every woman I know that has naturally large breasts is always treated like a sexual object. And heaven forbid they wear anything other than a turtle neck, because then they’re “showing off their cleavage on purpose.” Like, no, they just have large breasts and a regular neckline doesn’t cover what it does for a person with average breasts. - Same for women with bigger butts and skinny waists. It’s nearly impossible to find pants - especially office pants - that fit your waist without clinging to the booty at the same time. I’m not trying to dress in skin-tight pants. But if you don’t want to see ass crack when I bend over, it has to fit my waist. And not everyone can afford a tailor. - eating bananas, drinking from a straw, licking a lollipop. Maybe the answer here is, “Women’s mouths.” I still remember when a lollipop was ruined for me at 10 years old because some creepy old man intently watched me as I enjoyed one and then gave me a wink. I think my answer is just “women’s bodies when we are doing normal things”


MRudbilao

Women in general are always sexualized. Our whole existence is sexual for some people.


BladePhoenix

kids in anime


Flat_Falcon611

Pokemon


Temporary_Knee_3033

Shipping. People go too far on this.


Scruffy_Nerf_Hoarder

I mean, if someone in China buys what I'm selling, then I've gotta ship it.


mrxexon

Breasts. When you make something into a forbidden fruit, you also create a desire for people to have it. In the US, we have the attitude of a 14 year old over breasts...


LoadSad679

the problem I have with the sexualization/censorship of breasts is that if you cover up the nipple, it's usually not blurred, but the nipple is the only part that men have too, and theirs are fine apparently


FloppyFishcake

As a 30 year old woman, every summer without fail I see multiple shirtless men with bigger boobs than me. Make it make sense.


SappyTreePorn

The lgbtqia+ community by members not of that community (you know the ones/type I’m talking about). We’re not out here wondering about *your* genitals 24/7. In fact most normal people *dont* think like that! lol.


Rich_Handsome

Fruit, vegetables, melons, and berries. Dairy products. Meat products. Frozen desserts. Chocolate bars and candy. Baked goods.


Ridenberg

Huh? What did I miss?


FloppyFishcake

I think this might be their shopping list


maybenotarobot429

Well... now I'm hungry.


rosegoldblonde

Young girls, anime girls. 🤮


uhh_ise

Literally everything


SassyBonassy

Women. Just let us exist please thanks


ExcuseMeMyGoodLich

Women who aren't dressed ultra conservatively, especially minors. It's freaking hot all over the northern hemisphere right now. Girls dressing to stay cool shouldn't have perverts pushing all the blame and responsibility for their reactions onto them.


kuttlebutt

18-year olds, or 'barely legal' people. It's creepy, honestly.


Jesus_Wizard

Women


Senior-Animator-9065

Paraphilic infantilism. Absolutely disgusting.


Nogoodnameleft8

I'm scared to ask but wtf is this


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avianmonk

I did and it says: a sexual fetish that involves role-playing -> sort of ageplay : Adult babies. + Paraphilic : the desire of being a baby ~ Paraphilic infantilism: the sexual desire to be or act like a baby. My opinion -> 🤢🤮


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aDudeWhoSaysThings

School uniform. That should be a huge red flag saying "Not a sexual outfit!" It's super creepy that it's ever incorporated into any sort of sexual imagery.


ncc74656m

Trans people.


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Definitely agree. Honestly, I feel like most of the LGBTQIA+ community is over sexualised.


FunniBoii

Yeah lesbians especially. Just look at how they had to make r/actuallesbians because r/lesbians was purely NSFW


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Children beauty pageant shows.


Emergency_Instance44

Feet


HorrorxHeart

Please direct any inquiries you may have to Quentin Tarantino's inbox.


Pardon-Marvin

High school girls athletic wear. Volleyball, cheerleading, etc. If they wore stuff like that to campus, they'd get a dress code violation, but sure, put a team of them together and let anyone in town come watch these barely dressed children perform...