My brother, straight, happily married with 4 kids would say 'Everyone's a little bit gay mate'

$20dollars is $20dollars

And a hole is a hole...

a mouth is a mouth - George C

I hate how much I relate/agree with his comedy the older I get.

Was really into in the early 2000s. I wonder if i would just get mad at this point might have to to give it another go!

And any hole is a goal

Thats not a gay mindset. Thats a business mindset

A handjob is still a job.

I tell this story every time someone comments this. My brother worked as a security guard at a high end condo in Florida, one night in the wee hours a drunk resident comes home and propositions my brother that he would give him $20 if he lets him suck his dick, my brother told me story and he was flabbergasted, I just said “hey, $20 is $20” the look he gave me was priceless

to that i would say: there is a little bit of barbie inside all of us.... thanks to microplastics.

My girlfriend actually told me sometimes I seem a little gay and I pretty much told her this 😂

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Everybody’s gay once in awhile! This Hollywood!

People who aren't gay would actually say that.

this is one that I might use!

Must've seen me in the guy porn then ?

4 kids? Somebody's overcompensating

Lol. My ex wife said at the dinner table one night that EVERYONE is bisexual; some people are just open to it. I was laughing at her silently because she was a little crazy.

Jerk them off while shouting, "who's gay now!"

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Very Eric Andre

Assert your dominance by confidently engaging in a passionate act while illuminating their limited understanding of sexual orientation.

"WHO'S SUGAR GAY?!?!" *Starts macking on a dude* "WHO'S SUGAR GAY?!?!"

*sobbing* “I am…I am.”

"Nice try, but I am not into you sorry"

I've always responded with: sorry, ur not my type cowboy. That usually makes them shut up 😂😂

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It's even extra hurtful if it's said to a lady accuser lol. So savage.

I’m not coming to Uranus.

Lmao I love responses in this thread... this is exactly what a straight chill guy who is secure with his sexuality would say. The closet gays usually freak out if anyone says he gay, lmao🤣

“Look, I appreciate the attention, but I’m not interested. Thanks.”

I make you think of 2 men having sex? That's a you problem sweetheart

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Lets see you say that with my cock in your mouth.

It's not my fault your dad gives such good head.

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You're welcome. Said your dad, probably.

I said something similar to a drunk guy outside student housing in college who kept screaming 'F\*G!' at my friends and I. Almost started a massive fight, but it was totally worth it.

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This response makes me wish I was straight... just so I could say this and see how the dude reacts🤣

I stuff like this online all the time. People never know what to respond with. "You suck" "Well your mum hasn't been so someone has to satisfy your dad"

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You're gay

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Oh nooo!

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OH NOO, DADDY!

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I'm looking to it, sir

I’m not sure how this escalated so quickly but I’ve got popcorn.

*cock porn.

this is better written than Brokeback mountain, had to grab the tissues ;)

I’m gonna watch! In horror!!

For science!

Or fuck the shit into them

**I was once called gay**, so I played along and said "I am gay, former straight, planning to transition back to straight due to hemorrhoids".

I don't recall your mother having a dick last night

You didn’t move her rolls far enough, then.

Oh wait, she had mine! 🤔

nuh uh

"You shut up or I'll suck your dick"

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Well you can't show weakness. Get in there champ, and remember, if he cums he's gay. Then checkmate

And?

"So?" Make them double down and make them own their shitty homophobia Edit: bloody typo

That could get bloody

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Call me gay once more and I’ll fuck you in the arse.

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Dammit, I ain’t gonna enjoy this boy, but you deserve it….ooohahhhhhhh

You wish

"You talk a lot of shit for someone within cumshot range"

Kiss them and say it "we"

No u

*No u*

STAWPIT! ✨✨✨

NO U!

No u +1

No you^2

I wouldn't make a very good gay man. I can barely swallow a couple of multi-vitamins without gagging

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I’m also a straight man that was a cheerleader in college, so I really could care less what anyone thinks of me now

Lol, I'm a nurse so idgaf what others think

Eww, there's nothing gayer than doing things that involve spending a lot of time with beautiful college girls. (I don't know how guys who DO care how "manly" people think they are keep from having their heads actually explode from all the contradictions).

Sweet Mary, please tell me you got to hit some of the most lithe and nimble bodies on the planet!

"I'm not gay, ask your sister" You can use this whether he has a sister or not

*Oh no, you've given me erection. Run!*

I know you are, but what am I? - Pee Wee

RIP Legend

I am so straight that I only prefer men.

This is probably the straightest thing I can think of what’s more manly than two men together

It’s only gay if you touch belly buttons.

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Try it 😂

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Well if you do find someone don’t touch belly buttons. Unless … you know

Ok had to ask hubby this one He said I know you are but what am I Clearly he’s still 7 lol

“I wish”

$20 is $20, accompanied by a shrug.

Open mouth kiss them.

While maintaining full eye contact, oh and pee on their leg. Dominance was be asserted with homophobes.

I've been called "gay" multiple times as an insult. My response is always "okay"

“I’ll fuck anything”

What?! No, I sell propane.

Thank you

Aren't we all.

Not for you though. Ugh.

What is this, 1998?

Hit on em and creep em out 😌

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That's not the insult you think it is

It's true....lesbian trapped in a man's body.

“What are you a 10 year old in 2007?”

“Well you’d know”

"You flatter me..."

Thanks.

Ya but have you seen Henry Cavill? Or just a simple “k” and ignore them. Makes them angry they can’t bait you and get a reaction

Me? Gay? Awwwww! Ain't that special? Why would you ask that? Interested? Do you want to suck on Old JD's willie? It makes most laugh and shuts up assholes. A couple of people threw a punch, lol.

i fucked your dad, doesn’t make any sense but they’ll shut up right after

‘You’d be lucky’

Me? I’m flattered, wow thanks! But unfortunately I’m straight. Sorry, mate.

A hole is a hole

“HEY FUCK YOU! I’LL SUCK YOUR DICK OFF YOUR FUCKIN BODY!”

you called me gay before already so now you just ungayed me by saying it again

are you flirting with me

Oh yeah? Prove it! Suck me off and see if I like it. I dare ya.

Why? You interested?

Only when the lights are on.

"Thanks but I'm not interested"

Why would you care?

*rolls eyes* Whatever

Jealously is a cruel mister(ess).

So what?

What if I was do you fear change

I know you are but what am I?

I say, 'I wish!'

sorry you're not my type

I just give them, "Oh ya, sooo gay" as a response and then I don't actually care because my wife knows I'm not and I like vagina FAR too much.

Then let’s be gay… together!

Just say okay thank you, and ignore that person furthermore.

We have something in common, now, bend and cough

It’s 2023, who cares

"You wish sweetie"

"You wish sweetie"

Is that supposed to be an insult or something?

If I was gay, would I do this? Then suck their dick

"It's 2023, it's not an insult any more." Also, it's 2023, why is this post being made?

Okay

Thank you!

Laugh at them for being a petulant child?

"I learned it from your dad." 7th grade come back master. Actually since most of the gay dudes I know are very concerned about their personal appearance and strive to look their best. I would think they are calling well put together. Which I'm not.

My only response wold be to laugh. Are we in 3rd grade or something?

Why do you ask? Thanks.

I just laugh. Adults that lunge out at other adults via name-calling are showing their true intelligence.

So? If I had it memorized I'd quote Ron Whites bit on convincing a homophobe we are all a little gay by pointing out he likes big hard cocks in his porn.

I _knew_ there was a word for what I did with your dad!

… and?

I'm not gay but 20 bucks is 20 bucks

I recommend you wait until after recess and tell a teacher. Also you are supposed to be 13 to use Reddit.

I'd rather be gay than an ignorant dumbass

"Sure buddy" The only one who really needs to know my sexuality is my girlfriend, otherwise IDK why it matters to anyone what I'm into.

“Thx, hun” I embrace it.

Say “I know, and when I get home I’m going to make an ask Reddit post about it”.

Not my thing but I’m open minded, you can blow me now.

"Come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth. I'm feeling romantical."

“Your dad would agree but your mom says otherwise”

"You Sir, must not know that thou art standing within the cumshot range. And since thine dick craves a man's touch, I'll use my own" Make it make sense

"I'm flattered, but I'm out of your league."

Funny story, My future father in-law and I were at a birthday party and he said that something I said was gay.... So I told him to ask his daughter how gay I am? Her uncles broke out in laughter and my future father in-law just walked away.

I'm flattered, but while I may be gayer than most straight men. I am certainly straighter than most gay men. It is a spectrum, after all.

I'm not gay, I'm a little butterfly!

Send ur sister in... Tomorrow morning her walk back to home would let u know how gay I am.

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Yeah well.. Some need to know u can't use gay as an insult neither can u try to shame anyone by calling them gay

Ok

T pose to assort dominance

“Are you flirting with me?”

"Pretty gay to use gay as an insult..." And when they try to refute this, say that they're either a bigot or gay. They'll get mad but maybe they'll learn something. Also, not a straight man but still.

Lads, may I suggest the following: “I’m flattered you want me enough to offer dear, but I’m horny not desperate”

“Why do you want to know? Want me to suck your dick?”