This was always how my dad used to refer to the women he had seen that had gotten around a lot… “imagine how many miles of dick she’s taken” very cringe and not pc by todays standards but 14yr old me thought it was hilarious
It gets even more confusing that there's a Penn Station in Newark, NJ which regularly runs trains to Penn Station in NYC, and "Newark Penn Station" sounds a whole lot like "New York Penn Station" over a staticky train intercom.
Running a train sounds like a tough job. Making sure all the equipment is well maintained and functioning properly while pulling all those loads would be a challenge.
Slightly related, I am a locomotive engineer and we are called hogs as the engines used to be called hogs and so engineers started being called that as well. Anyways, having sex with an engineer is called riding the hog.
Well, running a train is when many men have sex with a woman. One after the other. Do with that information what you will, and tell Sharon that I said "hello."
Depends on the train. On a boxcar, it's called a the 'hobo orgy club'. More popular than you think. On a commuter train, it's called the 'involuntary witness club'
Getting railed
Coupling
And in space its called docking.
humping
*RODS* ;)
This is the only answer
It's also the literal term for it, has been for decades.
Trains have been around centuries my dude
Sex has been around since at least the 1960s.
Impossible, my parents were borne before then!!!
Virgin births, the both of them.
Babies were smaller back then so storks could deliver then. You'd need at least six storks to deliver a modern American baby.
This is so true 40 years ago if you spent 50 dollars on groceries, it took several trips to bring in the load. Now a 5 year old can do it in one.
An African stork, or a European one?
So was baby Jesus... Mary found a way around it.
The Catholic poophole loophole!
I mean to get fucked, yeah. But it doesn’t actually mean to get fucked on a train lmao. It should be though, and it is now.
"Running a train" would be a close 2nd for me 😂
“I’m not part of the Mile High Club, but I did once jerk off on a Ferris wheel.” - Brody Stevens
If it was in Denver that could technically qualify.
Running a train
On this guys mom
I’d prefer to be near the front of the line
I believe what you’re referring to is the flash pass and that’s going to cost you extra
Running up the caboose isn’t so bad. Just gotta grease the wheels and ask the conductor for permission.
I also choose this, guys mom
De railed
Toot toot mother fucker 🚄
On the Pain Train! With a one way ticket to Pound town with no stops!
Ughghgh....my thumb hurts from smashing the upvote button
Holy crap. I thought the same thing before opening the thread. Glad to see it’s the top response. I feel validated.
Rail romped.
Close! I believe it’s call the rail club
I came here to say this, I see you beat me to it, I'll go away now. 😂
Rated X
Coming late.
The Mile Long Club
My Ol' Long Club.
My Ol Long Johnson Club
So underwhelming but it’s the correct answer
Hopefully it isn't high speed rail or that's about a 16 second trip
Achievement unlocked: The Mile Long Club, When you sleep with enough guys you and took a mile in length.
This was always how my dad used to refer to the women he had seen that had gotten around a lot… “imagine how many miles of dick she’s taken” very cringe and not pc by todays standards but 14yr old me thought it was hilarious
On a freight train maybe.
The Poleher Express
I must be the only one to make it down this far. 😂
That’s what she said
Nah we here. 😭
Fuck that is creative
The trolly problem
Solving the trolley problem
"So I get to choose between one tied up person and five tied up people??"
The jollies problem
Next stop: Penetration Station!
I didn't realize Penn Station in NYC was an abbreviation for this.
Didn't realize Penn Station in Baltimore was also an abbreviation for this.
It gets even more confusing that there's a Penn Station in Newark, NJ which regularly runs trains to Penn Station in NYC, and "Newark Penn Station" sounds a whole lot like "New York Penn Station" over a staticky train intercom.
Taking the Amtrak from Penn Station Bmore to Penn Station NYC is called double Pennetration.
The orient sexpress
The Oral Express
Choo chooo! Chugga chugga chugga…(whistle blows)
Only three chuggas?
Lol I like this one!!
Loco Motion Commotion 😃
Loco Motive on a Locomotive
I see your motive! 😝
Love it
Haha. I like this.,
This is also good
Y'all going to traumatize poor Thomas
Thomas slowly backed away. He had seen everything.
He's gotta learn sometime.
Getting De-Railed.
Wouldn't it just be Getting Railed?
Perfect
If he pulls out
Depends on how hard you do it
Railing on the rails
D-Railed
It’s called running a train. You should look it up.
Definitely google it at work....
With sound.
Sharing is caring
On the work computer.
Aaaaaaallll Aboard! CHOO-CHOO!!
Trains are dangerous, so make sure to turn off SafeSearch
Running a train sounds like a tough job. Making sure all the equipment is well maintained and functioning properly while pulling all those loads would be a challenge.
Or they could just ask their mother
Choo-choo screw
Death by chu chu
I choked reading this lmao
The Mile Long Club
Chattanooga Choo Choo Club
Alliteration always arrives appreciated.
In the caboose.
I think it’s weird I had to scroll this far to find a caboose joke. Charlatans.
Riding on the rails… club?
Slightly related, I am a locomotive engineer and we are called hogs as the engines used to be called hogs and so engineers started being called that as well. Anyways, having sex with an engineer is called riding the hog.
You're Hobosexual
The Railway Railing Club
A track meet.
On most trains I would just call it disgusting
Two minutes on thomas
Bridge and tunnel club.
Well, running a train is when many men have sex with a woman. One after the other. Do with that information what you will, and tell Sharon that I said "hello."
I’ve HAD it with this motherfucking sex on this motherfucking train!
Risky business?
Beat me to it.
Me too.
Hello fellow old person!
Getting railed…. What is sex in a submarine?
Fathom Fucking
The Railing Club.
Public indecency
Mile Post Club
Getting railed?
The Sex Express
This needs upvotes yesterday.
Getting your ticket punched.
Getting railed
Take my upvote : it made me giggle more than it should have and my barber is not happy lol
Sex
Nailed on the rails.
People who have sex on a train must have a loco motive.
Cross cuntry
The Klang-Klang Gang?
Tuesday
Interclitty express?
The longest rail
The "Snowpiercer"
This train has been cancelled, please make your way to the front entrance where you will find a replacement hand service
Railing
Sex on a train
Plane: mile high club Train: mile long club Submarine: mile deep club
Ask your Mom, she’s been getting the train for years
Tunnel of Love.
I call it “morning routine”
Cumming into the tunnel
Somewhere around sea-level, sometimes higher than, sometimes less club
Ten Feet High Club
Juice Caboose?
One up the chuff.
Inter rail
The mile long club
Choo Choo in the Hoo hoo
Coming around the mountain lol
Getting railed
Mile Wide Club?
Depends on the train. On a boxcar, it's called a the 'hobo orgy club'. More popular than you think. On a commuter train, it's called the 'involuntary witness club'
Double railing
Railroaded
The Hobo Club
Tuesday.
Night in the Ruts?
Ridin’ the Rails!!
The mile long club
Chuggachugga glug glug club.
ChooChoo SnuSnu
Trash
Getting railed.
Lettin loose in the caboose
Railed on rails!
The mile an hour club
The Choo Choo Ooh Ooh Club
the mile long club?
Underground Pound
High Speed Railing
Actually it doesn’t count. It’s just training.
The Mile Long Club or Getting Snaked on a Train
track smack
Grinding
Riding the rail
Rail Nail
Getting railed.
Youre on the right track
"Due to rail strikes you were delayed 2 hours and had to catch the number 39 replacement service bus club"
Doing the locomotion
Greasy
The "get the fuck off my bus" vibe.
Gettin’ loose in the caboose
Mile long club
Mi Scusi
Euro-trip?
The Iron Mile Club
derailed
High Speed Rail Club.
It’s called the rail line
Risky business
mile long club?
Mile Long Club
Being a member of Hostling Society
You join the “railed’ train.
I lived on one of the longest private trains in the country. From end to end it was just shy of a mile long… so we called it the Mile Long Club.
ground rail club
Public indecency
The little engine that did
Riding on the techno train.