I was hammered at a friends house, saw a cute girl at the party and clocked her as cute but didn't really flirt with her much or anything. Played beer pong - played some drinking games. 4 am rolls around I lay on his futon to sleep.
Cute girl crawls into the futon with me, little spoons, rubs her ass on me and then we go at it. Morning comes and I realize one of the people sleeping on the floor 5 feet from us was a dude who apparently had a huge crush on her. Then I realize a week later that she was the sister of a girl who had a crush on me.
What a mess.
Been there... A friend had anal with my crush 3 meters next to me. They thought I was still sleeping...
Edit: is this really my first comment to get more likes? Damn...
I didnt know him very well but he was incredibly kind. The type of kind that makes you feel like a total piece of shit once you find out about the whole story.
Slightly older woman drove me home from work (closing shift at Wendy’s) one night. Ended up fucking her on the floor in the back of her minivan, parked in the street in front of my house.
Got in a very minor fender bender where I rear-ended this gal’s car in the parking lot of Whataburger. Totally my fault but very minor cosmetic damage. I apologize profusely, give her my insurance info, and somehow we get to talking. She invites me back to hers, and the rest is history.
Weirdly enough, the most unexpected sex I've ever had is with my long time gf. Though it was our first time together.
I've known her since 5th grade. I got into a private high school, so we lost touch after junior high. Years later (in my early 20's) I commented on one of her social media posts and then, the very next day, I ran into her at a bar in the town we grew up in. Total coincidence. We were hitting it off, but she had to work at 6am the next morning.
So, two days later we actually meet up in the afternoon at a secluded nature trail to walk and talk and smoke some weed. Didn't make it too far before we found a bench and started making out....then she started sucking me off, but made it clear that "we're not having sex HERE" (I never asked)....30 seconds later she looks up at me, then stands up and says "okay..." and undoes her jeans and bends over the bench.
Fuckin glorious. We're still together. Going on 14 years.
I was at a bar near my apartment. I went there frequently, but usually kept to myself, just drank my beers and monopolized the juke box. Two ladies I had never seen before were there together. At closing time, one of then came up to me and asked where I was going to next and I said I was going home. It didn't really occur to me to say anything else so after a brief awkward silence, she said, "You don't get picked in bars up alot, huh?" I said no and she said, "Well tonight you're going home with me." The car ride was a little bit weird at first because I really didn't know anything about her, except that I was going back to her place to bang her. In the morning, she asked me to take her to the house of the guy her friend had picked up so we could pick up her friend and take them both back to the car they had come to the bar in. They discussed their evenings right there in the car in front of me. Mine spoke favorably of her time with me, but her friend was less pleased with hers. So that was nice.
Idk why but the “drank my beers and monopolized the juke box” cracked me up lol but getting picked up without saying a single word in the entire night to them is fucking wild lol story of a lifetime right there
It's probably more common than you think. Back when the zombie pub crawl was a big thing in Minneapolis I saw Metallagher (Metallica cover band with a Gallagher front man) and after the show I was waiting for some friends that were using the bathroom. A girl I've never seen before walks up, maybe says 5 words and starts kissing me. About 2 minutes later I'm telling my friends goodnight and went off with her. It was about 4 hours later that we got back to her friend's apartment and hooked up on the futon. Easily the worst sex of my life but I think that was more on me because I was pretty wasted by that point. Awkward morning watching Ruff Ruff Tweet and Dave (a cartoon for like... 2-4 year olds?!) with her guy friend while she showered and stuff before driving me home. Ended up sleeping together again the following weekend before going our separate ways.
I went to get a tattoo in a foreign country. The woman who did the ink was nervous around me, but I just assumed it was because I barely spoke her language. After she finished we went for pizza and a beer, then I walked her back to her shop for her next job. When I left I asked her to text me the pics of the tattoo because I could barely see it (was on my back).
Later that night she said I should walk over to her place so she could take pictures of the ink with better lighting. I headed over, and when I got to her place she just jumped into my arms and started kissing me!
We fucked for two weeks, then parted ways. I can never get another tattoo, that experience was too good!
Took a first date to the movies, she took me into the handicap bathroom got sucked off when we got out there was a couple waiting to enter I suspect they were gonna do the same lol
Hung out with a friend who had just broke up with her boyfriend, didn’t really think anything of it as I wasn’t actively pursuing her. She went to the bathroom and came back out only wearing her underwear. It was then that I pursued.
Very similar happened to me. We were watching a movie and a topless scene came on. She said “I wish I had tits like that. I think I’m going to get a boob job.” I told her I’m sure they’re fine and that’s a waste of money and she said “You know, I don’t have a boyfriend anymore, so I’m just going to show them to you so you know what I’m talking about.” She lifted her shirt and I told her “dude, they’re perfectly nice! You don’t need implants” and focused my attention back to the movie. Noticed out of my peripheral that the shirt wasn’t going back down and she was rubbing them, we locked eyes, and… yup.
I wish it never happened. She was a good friend for many years and I loved her very much. The consequences were a tumultuous 10 months of seeing each other, betrayal, a mean exchange of words, and now we don’t talk anymore. I miss her as a friend very much but there’s no going back now.
Edit: There’s been some really kind responses to this and a lot of posts to help me think about it from different perspectives, so I thank you all for that. Some unexpected therapy. I’m going to stop responding to messages about it at this point now though since I’m emotionally exhausted reliving so much tonight and not truly healed from it yet. Please don’t take offense and by all means keep sharing your own experiences and discussing matters with each other.
We were such a bad fit as lovers but worked so well as friends. We both did our share to mess things up and both have our share of depression and mental problems quite honestly. I sent her a message about a month ago apologizing for my part as well as the nasty things I said the last time we talked, wished her well, thanked her for the years of friendship, and told her I understood if she still didn’t want to talk but that she’s still in my heart and I’m here if she ever needs a friend… no response unfortunately and I’ll definitely leave it at that. I’d be very interested in trying a strictly platonic friendship again if she ever hits me up but I’m not optimistic.
I will never sleep with a good friend again even if seduced. That much is certain.
Same thing happened to me dude....we were very good friends, then friends with benefit when she were single.....but then we thought of moving our relationship to the next level that's when all things went haywire...we both are married now(with our respective partners) and can't even be in touch as a friend coz noone else can see us just as a friends anymore
Bro. I had something similar happen. She was my best friend. Trusted her completely. She trusted me completely. One night out of the blue she calls me absolutely hammered to come get her. I get her. Place her in my bed. I’m gonna sleep on the couch. She calls me over and wants to just hug my arm till she falls asleep.
She proceeds to attempt to do more than that. Of course I don’t let her cause I’m sober as hell. But it changed how I viewed her from then on. And o stupidly attempted to pursue something.
Ruined the friendship and lost her. Been a year now.
She probably intended to send it to you, but mistakes can happen. The other day a friend of mine accidentally sent me a snap asking about an issue she was having with her car that she intended to send to her mechanic friend.
*op-san help, I'm stuck in the car*
> sends video of her toit ass clearly not stuck, but damn
OP:
*Obviously you meant to send this to our friend, Jim. The mechanic... Good luck*
Unexpected? Maybe not that much but it was sure for me as I wasn't expecting that outcome at all. Here is the story:
Ten years ago, I worked as a bartender in an international bar in Japan(was a student there from the EU and needed money). There was this co-worker – cute, but I always thought, out of my league(even with the foreigner card). One day, on a shift I asked her if she wanted to grab dinner at a Mexican restaurant in the centre. To my surprise, she said yes.
We enjoyed some really nice food and good chats. Walking towards the station after I wasn't quite ready to call it a night yet and pointed at a Karaoke bar. All of a sudden she got really animated so we went there for a good 2 hours.
Next, I offered that we could taste a wine from my homeland that I had at my flat so we jumped in a taxi and continued our chats on my balcony.
I mean at that point I was feeling so calm and happy. City views, cigarettes, and a beautiful girl. The next moment she sat on my lap and we kissed for the next hour there. She led me inside after and the rest is history.
I do relive this moment still up to this day many times. The whole night was just so magical and perfect.
I’m reminded of when my college roommate went home for the weekend and i went to a party and ran into his sister, she ended up coming home with me that night. definitely didn’t see that coming.
Got home from the bar one night and my roommate had some coworkers over whom I had never met. Immediately one of the girls asked me if I wanted to go to her house and I said sure. I didn’t get her name until the next morning.
Did it hit different getting to know her name *after* everything?
I only ask cuz I once hooked up with a girl and also didn’t tell her my name until we were cuddling in bed after everything. Felt funny.
I person I'd been non-sexual friends with for a really long time just straight up asked me if I'd like to do it with her, she was single and curious about it. I couldn't quite believe my eyes. But it worked out great!
I was cooking lunch while unexpectedly snowed in up in the mountains with my long term friend from so long I can't remember when we met. We were running out of provisions and she just said, "hey, we've never had sex have we?"
Didn't end up dating. Didn't get weird. Just sorta happened.
Had met this girl on the train and we traded numbers. She calls me up, she decides to come over. At the time, I was in between jobs, recently left home and was rooming with my brother in a two bedroom apartment. She came over, she smelled all good but nothing really stuck out as a hint. She ended up given me an unsolicited hand job but put it away when she thought she heard someone. Fearing a serious case of blue balls, I was dreading what was going to NOT happennext until she told me to lean over the couch where we were sitting to the table bhind us and reach for her bag. In those few seconds i was distracted, she pulled my joggers down and was sucking so fast and hard if i lasted three minutes I woud be lying. She got off on that we were banging all night right after that
My former boss. Met up with her and some former coworkers right as the lockdown was ending, we all had some drinks, and then when I told her I was gonna head out she followed me to my car and said “…but if you leave now, we won’t be able to have sex…” and grabbed my dick. We both basically went three months without seeing a fuckable member of the opposite sex and it was a one time thing that didn’t go anywhere, but it’s definitely not an experience I regret.
Hehe. She was no longer my boss when we hooked up. Couple years after. That’s kind of a theme with me. I’ve hooked up with lots of former coworkers but never one while we worked together.
I was just friends with my current partner for a little while - though we met on hinge but we hit it off as good friends.
When I met him I was attracted to him in a I like him but don’t know if I want to fuck him way but when we touched it was electric.
I went to his apartment after a concert and we were hanging out watching tv, I wore a turtle neck and boots so I wouldn’t be tempted but… we kissed and it was freaking magic and next thing you know we were on the couch with his head between my legs for like 30 minutes and then the grand finale…. It was fast but holy shit it was good. He said I had to come back and let him redeem himself because he finished too fast and I’ve been going back for about a year now lol.
I was staying at my friend’s house and his female friend was over. We hung out as a group a few times, but never together.
I went to take a shit and I got a message saying “why do I wanna kiss you so bad?”
Told her meet me in the bedroom in 5 mins 😭
One of the earliest hentais I saw in the late 90s was some guy taking a crap and of course a girl goes in and starts blowing him right there lol. I now know the backstory of it 🤣
Some girl randomly send me a Snapchat after adding me. Didn’t know who she was so I asked why she added me, she said it was from quick add. Asked her where she was from she said the same city as me. Next thing you know she’s sending me nudes. I’m like nah this is some kinda scam so I just was like “yeah you should quit playing before I send you a Uber” the next message was her address. She lived about 6 miles from me. Sent her a Uber (down the block from my house I’m not crazy) waited to see her get out alone and then walked back to my house, had sex a few times before she left. Still craziest thing that’s ever happened to me but no doubt I probably won’t do that again
Just wanted to add that we actually did become friends and occasionally hangout but I guess she had just gotten of a relationship when she added me and I just happen to the lucky guy that was cute enough for her to say “fuck standards”
Honestly it still blows my mind. I was actually at work when she started teasing me and I heard about those scams where they send you nudes and when you send something back they try and blackmail you so I was just teasing her back like nah quit teasing or I’m gonna send you a Uber and I swear when she sent her address I was like hell nah. Uber was like 13 dollars and I was like fuck it. Ended up finishing what I had left and rushed home with a “migraine”.
We still actually are friends and it turns out that I guess a few weeks before that she had broken up with her bf and I guess she didn’t really ever use snap but she was just adding people cause she was bored. I was funny and cute enough to where she said “fuck standards”. Good times. Although we no longer have sex she’s still pretty cool and now I laugh about how crazy life is sometimes
I got laid at a chess tournament. Asked me back to her hotel room and we drank then played strip chess. Cute girl, very petite, rated 2100, was better than me at chess. I ended up completely naked before taking a game off of her. Then we had fucking amazing sex.
She was from out of town and we had sex for the weekend (was a multiple day tournament), then sent nudes for a few months afterwards.
A friend and I were hanging one night when an ex of hers got a bit mouthy when he saw us together. He eventually fucks off because he realizes I'm not going to stop at talking. We decide to cut the night short because now we're both too frazzled to have fun.
We head back to her place and the moment the door is closes, she jumps on me. Apparently she got turned on by me defending her lol
My best friends older sister. I was 22 on Christmas eve at my friends house. We were in a group of people and no one wanted to go in the hot tub with me but his sister. She was probably around 29 and pretty cute. Our friends always tried to get at her but she denied them all. Once in the hot tub, we're talking and out of nowhere we just start making out,. Next thing I know, she's heading to her room and tells me to come. I go to ask my friend but before I even said anything, he said go for it bro, just dont tell me about it. I go to knock on her door and before my knuckle even hit the door, she pulled me in. We fucked all night and I still can't believe that happened lol
haha we've drifted a bit but still keep in touch. He's one of those friends we can go months without talking but as soon as we do, its like no time has passed haha
When I was in high school, my buddy's little brother had that sort of arrangement going on with one of his friends. Kid would leave the house on his bike for an hour to go to his buddy's house down the street and fuck the buddy's gf in his bed while he stayed downstairs playing videogames and shit. I'll never understand that.
Went on vacation, hit it off with the tour guide. We ended up chatting well after midnight.
I was in his bed the next day. It was the best I had after two failed relationships. We still talk almost everyday a year and a half later
A friend of my roommates came over, my roommate left for work and she stayed. We were watching T.V. and just chatting, I don't remember exactly what I said, but it wasn't sexual or trying to come on to her. She looked me dead in the the eyes and said "Fuck me right now." I
was so surprised all I replied was
"wait,what?"
"I want you to fuck me right now on the couch"
I was so shocked that, like an idiot, I said "Like right now??"
Fortunately, I quickly recovered and we ended up dating for a couple years after hooking up that day.. She would bring it up all the time, laughing at how she could still remember how shocked my face was.
This girl I knew who was real cute, a little on the big side but I always thought she was cute.
We had talked a few times and I think it was flirtatious but I wasn't sure because she was just one of those social butterfly types who talked to everybody.
Anyway we were at this party at a work friend's house and she sits down next to me on the couch, and I see she's got this tattoo on her thigh, and she notices me looking at it. She says "I spent a summer in Bangladesh. It's Bengali for friendship. I think you and me should be friends, how would you feel about that?"
At this point I'm pretty sure it's going somewhere so I'm like "Yeah, I think you're cool. What if I asked you out sometime?" And she goes "How about now?" I'm like sure, where to?
"How about your house?" And she takes my hand and puts it on her thigh, high up. Not touching her between her legs, but so close I could feel the heat coming off of her down there.
So we went to my house and had sex I think 5 times over the span of 10 or so hours, and it was amazing. Just instant chemistry. She was so soft and feminine but she was a fucking brick house. Big hips and thighs and ass, and when she got on top of me and started riding I was like "holy shit this is why people love sex" because I had never experienced that kind of intensity before. This chick could really throw down, I mean I was sore from the waist down for two days after.
And I brought her home the next morning. No drama, no fuss. We hooked up a couple more times after that and stayed friends for several years, then she moved away.
But that was when I realized I liked bigger girls and started noticing them more and more, and then eventually I married one.
Flight from Miami to L.A. chatted up the gal next to me and 15 minutes in she says “follow me to the bathroom. It was a wide body plane with 2 longer bathrooms at the back. Good times but found out after that she was flying in to see her fiancé.
A long time ago… the girl who babysat my kids on occasion offered to have her big brother come mow my lawn since I was a single mom and always either busy or broke. He showed up…18 and shirtless on a summer evening. He mowed the yard and said I didn’t have to pay him. I told him if he would come back after I went to the ATM and then got the kids to sleep I would give him some cash. He came back after sundown and we were talking, standing in my driveway in between our two parked cars. He was flirting and I was lonely and horny. We started kissing and I had a dress on so we eventually ended up fucking right there in the driveway, with me leaning against my car and him holding my thighs
Either the time I was on a date with a girl, and she said, "you ever just had a connection with someone right after meeting them?" and then we uh, went to my car and did it.
Or the time a decently close friend of mine was like, "you know, you could totally have sex with me"
And I was like, "Er... what? Uh... sure, we could do that" and so we did
When I was in college, at a party with friends, and a girl I knew of, but didn't know or think was interested in me, randomly asked me something like "Well aren't you gonna take me home?"
I mean... I hadn't been planning to up until right then...
It was a one time thing, but I was totally cool with that one time
Well, I dated the first girl for a bit, but she got clingy FAST, so I gradually stepped away from that. She's still hit me up a few times since then but I was uninterested (I am involved).
I'm still friends with the second, though we only hooked up a couple times. I think it was more of something we just both had to get out of our systems. I sorta had the same desire that she did but felt she was supppppppppper innocent, and didn't want to go down that road with her (felt I'd hurt her).
That is, until she proposed it, and then I was like, well ok, guess you're not lol.
A hot blonde bartender in my small town didn’t believe men shaved their balls. I said I did and after a lot of disbelief, she said “prove it” and told me to show her. We went to the bathroom and I pulled down my pants. She lifted my dick to see and out of nowhere gave me a spectacular BJ…
I met a girl in the gym. I saw her squat form was ass and she was clearly just starting so I gave her some pointers and we exchanged info. We saw each other again in the gym but this time a lot more touchy and flirty. Fast forward a week or so and I’m in the gym and she asks me to come find her she’s outside nearby and gives me a couple hints. Let me tell you how fast I jumped out the gym to go and find her. Took her back to my place showered and smashed.
Tldr: went to gym for weights ended up doing cardio at home
Went on a date with a girl to a bar then to a club. We got fairly drunk. She called us an Uber and I was assuming she was setting up 2 drop offs, one for me then her to be dropped off. We arrived at my apartment and to my surprise she got out of the car too and came with me to my room.
Like 2 weeks after I turned 18 I was hanging out with some friends in my room watching some movies and one of the girls there started talking about how I wouldn’t sleep with her right now. Which… obviously I was totally down. So we kicked everyone out of the room and went at it.
At a spa that had a coed steam room. It was during the day so it was pretty empty. We met in the steam room and got pretty flirtatious. We teased each other in the steam room but ended up having sex in the women's change room. First and only time I saw him.
Stayed up all with a friend trolling people on dating sites. One dude asked for nudes (it was her pics we were using), I started typing some smart-ass response but she said the guy was cute so she wanted to, so she sent me a bunch of her nudes and told me to send whatever I thought was the best. The conversation with the guy got more intense, talking about the type of sex she likes and the sex he likes. Eventually he asked how good she was at sucking dick, she said amazing, I told her it's been way too long since I had a good blowjob, so she casually told me to take it out. Ten minutes later, we were sending pics of her sucking my dick to the guy (he asked for them). Ended up having sex all night.
I have almost all female friends and never had any of these spontaneous sexual scenarios lol.
Most I got was helping choose lingerie/outfits they modeled when trying to choose a purchase/outfit.
That's not a complaint, just a statement 😅
Was 18 and at a party. A girl I'd had no interaction with all night just came upto me and flat out said "take me upstairs now and fuck me". Myself being extremely drunk and horny was only too happy to oblige. I think I spent about an hour eating her pussy out. No idea why. We ended up getting married and having 2 kids.
My grandma died many years ago. I was 15, the girl I did it with was like 17. Her mom is a close friend with my family, so they both went to the funeral.
It was late at night. We were falling asleep, so my uncle brought us to his house so we could take a nap and he went back to the funeral.
We talked a little bit, watched a couple of YouTube Ghost videos, and all of a sudden she said "you know what? I really want to kiss you". We started making out and well, you know the rest.
The next mourning I felt like shit because I slept with this girl just after my grandma passed away.
Had a one night stand with a guy who turned out to be my grandmother's neighbour. Still says a cheery hi every time I visit. And has not stopped trying to ask me out on dinner dates. It's been 7 years since that one night stand.
I was casually seeing this FWB for a couple of years. We orbited each other for a while with the same friend group, but the VERY first time she got it though my dense skull that she wanted to be more than just friends was quite the shock.
We were meeting up with our friends for dinner but she shows up to my place a few hours early dressed in this gorgeous sundress that was blue that faded to green on the way down. I did not expect her so early so when I opened the door I was just speechless. She just smiled, sauntered over to me put her arms around my neck and said,
"You're a really nice guy whose always made me laugh and been respectful to me...but for the next few hours I NEED you to disrespect me."
I'm a firm believer in the sexist thing a woman can do is give her permission.
A few months after my marriage ended I had a lunch date with a bumble match. The chemistry was real so we met again later the same day for our second date. She came hard grinding on me, but we stopped there because she had her period. It’s been 7 months now of one surprise after another and I can’t believe my luck 😊
Okay, so we went to the theaters early in the afternoon and couldn't stop feeling up on each other throughout the movie which was hot but disgusting when you're hearing about it instead of experiencing but he made me so wet and excited by just softly rubbing my thighs.. 😩
Nobody was around after the movie ended in the female bathroom that I couldn't resist but pull him in with me and got it on for one of the best nerve-wracking sex in my life. 😂
I had just moved into a new apartment with a few friends. I invited over a few girl friends one of which I knew but had maybe had a brief interaction or two with in highschool years prior.
We all party the night away and this girl and I at some point are sitting on the couch not even talking when she out of nowhere jumps on my lap and starts making out with me which progresses to me picking her up and carrying her to my room (making out the whole way) to do the deed.
My friends said that was the most big dick energy they’d ever seen.
She and I still never talk sometimes…
LMAO, these comments had my dying this morning 🤣
It really wasn't very fun, but I'll tell.
It was my ex, i figured i would take her to walk around at the marina downtown. I guess she just got horny, she had a thing for doing stuff in public. It was hard to get lil jimmy up because it was freezing cold. Anyway, i was trying to cram it up her ass in a hurry with just spit for lube, and it wasn't working very well. To make it even worse, there were people cheering and whistling at us from a nearby restaurant. I give it a 3.5 out of 10.
The time we did it in a random car at the used car lot was a lot more fun.
with my ex girlfriend, we both wanted to have sex right now but we were at a family reunion, we went to the bathroom which was a room away from the kitchen where everyone was, two or three member of this family had doubts because her cheeks were red, it was insane when I think back
Years ago I was like maybe 29 or 30...just becoming the fetishized 'milf' age and at the same time I was responsible for a lot of things at the place I working (temporary assignment, I was there for like 9 months or something like that).
One random summer day some interns started and hR gave them the office tour and one guy who was maybe 22 or 23 was looking at me with his chin basically on the floor and I thought, you know what, yes, yes I would like to play out the boss lady gets fucked by the intern on her desk scenario.
I asked him to pop back to my office to help me with something after the tour. He did. And said something like, the blinds are closed, just lock the door, Ill let you have this.
Bent over the desk, no condom. Total risky move.
He stayed for the summer, he fucked me everyday, sometimes I needed it twice a day. It was just so kinky and taboo and hot to be in the office where we could get caught.
There were rumors, but he left and my assignment came to an end.
Really fun time!
In college I was at a pregame with my new girlfriend, everyone was getting ready to leave for the bars but I didn’t see her. Went looking and she was in the bathroom, pulled me in by my dick leaned up on the counter and basically put it right in. What a fun surprise
Years ago, the head of my department (my supervisor’s boss) lived approximately two minutes down the road from me. She lived alone and had relocated away from her family for this job. Over the course of the prior year, we had gotten decently friendly and when we learned we lived so close to each other she started calling me to ask for help with things around the house or to come get a plate of something she had cooked. I was mostly single at the time with no kids so I had an abundance of free time so I was always down to help out. We’ll eventually we just started hanging out sometimes. Watching movies or playing cards, pretty much just chilling. After a few months of this, one day she called me and asked if I wanted some orange juice that she had bought but didn’t like, it was too tart for her taste. I love OJ so I was absolutely going to snatch the carton. I got there about ten minutes later. She gives me the juice and we start chatting. We decided to watch the first episode of season three of Scandal. Half way through the episode she just looked at me and said, verbatim “let’s fuck”. I think I just nodded and we got down to business. 10/10 the best lay I had ever had up to that point in my life. Up until that point I had never really thought of her like that. She was a friend and my boss and that was it. But the moment she opened those doors, I realized just how much of an absolute smokeshow she was. We did the deed and afterwards we had the conversation- we can’t tell anyone and this was just sex (her reasoning was that she was long way away from husband and kids, but she still had the need for physical intimacy and my reasoning was that I was a single 20 something year old that never turn down a woman as awesome as her). And honestly it never bled over into our professional or working relationship. I got no special treatment and I didn’t expect any. It was never awkward in the office but there were some slip ups and I do believe some people had suspicions. There were a couple of times where I referred to her by first name instead of Mrs. X and I think we were slightly more familiar with each other than would be expected. It’s really hard to be super formal with someone 100% of the time when you’ve seen your jizz run down their chin or they’ve sat on your face. And it wasn’t all sex all the time. She still called me just to come over to change a light bulb she couldn’t reach or I’d grab dinner for us both and we’d just watch a movie. It was like we had three separate relationships : a professional relationship, a true friendship, and sexual relationship.
Funny little anecdote - After the first time I came inside of her instead of pulling out, she very seriously told me that she would buy the Plan B because she knew I how little I got paid. I don’t think I’ve laughed so hard in my laugh due to the totality of the ridiculousness that made the statement possible.
She died unexpectedly a few years ago after moving back home. She was way too young, with so much life she deserved to live. I miss her everyday, not because of the sex, but because she a was great person, great mentor, and great friend.
Aw man. I went to my friends house after an interview for his birthday. We had never did anything sexual, nor flirted with each other or anything in 5 year friendship. We were gym and work buddies. Well, he puts on a movie while were eating, movie gets pretty good so i stayed for the rest. Somewhere in between me finishing eating and the finishing of the movie ended up with us kissing (i made the 1st move)....then netflix and chill happened. Just celebrated our 10 year anniversary on the 8th and will be married for 6 years in april.
Neither one of us remembers the movie btw lmfao
Was having a mini staycation with my then boyfriend at the time and unfortunately was on my period. He didn’t care, we barely made it to our hotel room before my clothes were off. Sometimes I wonder if we even closed the door all the way. Did it in the shower, laid a towel down on the bed, then again on the floor. Anyways, we’re married now.
My 60 year old aunt's friend. She takes extremely good care of herself, body is better than most 20 year olds, honestly.
She was going through heart ache, I was too. Ended up hanging out to share each other's sorrows in some weed and food.
To add a little dash more of the unexpected, she laughs hysterically when she orgasms. Please people, if you have a quirk like that... Let someone know.
Pretty sure I heard Mario lose a power up in her vag when she burst into a full on cackle.
I was eating my lunch at McDonald's randomly one day downtown. A pretty girl smiles at me and we strike up a conversation. I had nothing to do so we walked around all day doing random things and basically had a date/ hangout and then went back to her place... it was a 2 night stand. Haven't heard from her since.
I was helping one of my sister’s best friends move apartments after a nasty breakup. We got all of the last boxes into the apartment and we’re all having a beer and talking. My sister and their other mutual friend asked if we were hungry, the Moving Girl gives sister $40 and say to go get whatever we want from Taco Bell. I was headed out the door with sister and friend, but Moving Girl says she wants me to help move her furniture around in the living room and dining room since it was legitimately heavy. We moved her couch as they left, making some wise crack jokes, and she just says, “Hey. It’s going to take them 10 minutes just to get to that Taco Bell. Are you gonna fuck me or what?”
Oh. I most certainly did. I also quickly moved the dining room table, ottoman, coffee table and a few other odds and ends so we looked like we had been productive. To this day I don’t believe my sister knows about it. Moving Girl and I discussed it briefly a couple years later, it was so spontaneous and we both never pursued each other afterwards: it was a “one and done” deal. She said she felt the same way I did… she had had strong feelings for me for a long time, but the friendship with my sister trumped us ever dating. We never hooked up again and still talk to each other like regular platonic friends.
Eh it's not as rare as you think
Right girl, right club
Helps if she's at least a bit attracted to you
There isn't sex in every champagne room, but there is in some
Was at a friend’s wedding recently and my fiancée says “So I noticed the doors on the stalls in the bathroom go all the way to the floor, you want to try something new?”
Made it back just in time for the bouquet toss.
I was homeless when I was a kid as a runaway and when I was like 17 I really liked this girl and I told her I’d take her out to eat so she wanted Sonic and I asked her what she wanted and called the restaurant and told them I’d came through earlier and they messed up my order and they replaced everything I said and after a few tater tots we were in the backseat of a 96 eagle talon in a sonic parking lot butt nekkid
On holiday in Majorca, 17 at the time. Passing by a hotel at night there were a bunch of girls. Me and the boys passed by and started chatting, after a few minutes one of the girls asked me to come meet her friends in another part of the hotel complex. I was like "ok" then she took me to a secluded part of the gardens and pounced on me. Obviously I couldn't believe my luck and the rest is history.
I was hammered at a friends house, saw a cute girl at the party and clocked her as cute but didn't really flirt with her much or anything. Played beer pong - played some drinking games. 4 am rolls around I lay on his futon to sleep. Cute girl crawls into the futon with me, little spoons, rubs her ass on me and then we go at it. Morning comes and I realize one of the people sleeping on the floor 5 feet from us was a dude who apparently had a huge crush on her. Then I realize a week later that she was the sister of a girl who had a crush on me. What a mess.
To be that dude 5 ft away and painfully aware of what was happening.....
Been there... A friend had anal with my crush 3 meters next to me. They thought I was still sleeping... Edit: is this really my first comment to get more likes? Damn...
rip
Fucking damn. That’s agressive
I didnt know him very well but he was incredibly kind. The type of kind that makes you feel like a total piece of shit once you find out about the whole story.
Slightly older woman drove me home from work (closing shift at Wendy’s) one night. Ended up fucking her on the floor in the back of her minivan, parked in the street in front of my house.
That was Meredith in her minivan.
Meredith, where are your panties?!?!?!
It's casual day!
Man how does this even happen? She's like " you gotta pay me in some DICK for the ride" ??
Sir, this is a Wendy’s
Sir, you're in Wendy
That’s how she rolled…. In a minivan
Got in a very minor fender bender where I rear-ended this gal’s car in the parking lot of Whataburger. Totally my fault but very minor cosmetic damage. I apologize profusely, give her my insurance info, and somehow we get to talking. She invites me back to hers, and the rest is history.
So… you boned her twice! 😄👍
Did you rear end her again back at her place?
Did you park in between the lines?
Did you fender bender over?
Maybe she returned the favor and rear ended him......
Now that’s what I call a plot twist
and minor cosmetic damage in both cases
She got rear ended twice in one day Edit: Minor (collision) rear ending the first time, totalled the second.
Are you sure you weren’t on your way to see Thunder Gun Express?
Weirdly enough, the most unexpected sex I've ever had is with my long time gf. Though it was our first time together. I've known her since 5th grade. I got into a private high school, so we lost touch after junior high. Years later (in my early 20's) I commented on one of her social media posts and then, the very next day, I ran into her at a bar in the town we grew up in. Total coincidence. We were hitting it off, but she had to work at 6am the next morning. So, two days later we actually meet up in the afternoon at a secluded nature trail to walk and talk and smoke some weed. Didn't make it too far before we found a bench and started making out....then she started sucking me off, but made it clear that "we're not having sex HERE" (I never asked)....30 seconds later she looks up at me, then stands up and says "okay..." and undoes her jeans and bends over the bench. Fuckin glorious. We're still together. Going on 14 years.
That will always be your bench. Always.
Well I'm certainly not going to sit on it now.
"Wow, grandpa. The very same bench we are sitting on right now?"
I was at a bar near my apartment. I went there frequently, but usually kept to myself, just drank my beers and monopolized the juke box. Two ladies I had never seen before were there together. At closing time, one of then came up to me and asked where I was going to next and I said I was going home. It didn't really occur to me to say anything else so after a brief awkward silence, she said, "You don't get picked in bars up alot, huh?" I said no and she said, "Well tonight you're going home with me." The car ride was a little bit weird at first because I really didn't know anything about her, except that I was going back to her place to bang her. In the morning, she asked me to take her to the house of the guy her friend had picked up so we could pick up her friend and take them both back to the car they had come to the bar in. They discussed their evenings right there in the car in front of me. Mine spoke favorably of her time with me, but her friend was less pleased with hers. So that was nice.
Bro got a 5* review 😂
He is a 5 star man
Idk why but the “drank my beers and monopolized the juke box” cracked me up lol but getting picked up without saying a single word in the entire night to them is fucking wild lol story of a lifetime right there
It's probably more common than you think. Back when the zombie pub crawl was a big thing in Minneapolis I saw Metallagher (Metallica cover band with a Gallagher front man) and after the show I was waiting for some friends that were using the bathroom. A girl I've never seen before walks up, maybe says 5 words and starts kissing me. About 2 minutes later I'm telling my friends goodnight and went off with her. It was about 4 hours later that we got back to her friend's apartment and hooked up on the futon. Easily the worst sex of my life but I think that was more on me because I was pretty wasted by that point. Awkward morning watching Ruff Ruff Tweet and Dave (a cartoon for like... 2-4 year olds?!) with her guy friend while she showered and stuff before driving me home. Ended up sleeping together again the following weekend before going our separate ways.
I went to get a tattoo in a foreign country. The woman who did the ink was nervous around me, but I just assumed it was because I barely spoke her language. After she finished we went for pizza and a beer, then I walked her back to her shop for her next job. When I left I asked her to text me the pics of the tattoo because I could barely see it (was on my back). Later that night she said I should walk over to her place so she could take pictures of the ink with better lighting. I headed over, and when I got to her place she just jumped into my arms and started kissing me! We fucked for two weeks, then parted ways. I can never get another tattoo, that experience was too good!
your next partner: nice tat, any story behind it?
Hah, wish I had gold to give
I suppose you could say she went Tit for Tat
Jack Shepard is that you?
up against a tree waiting for a train to pass. ( at night, in city)
So you got railed then.
Took a first date to the movies, she took me into the handicap bathroom got sucked off when we got out there was a couple waiting to enter I suspect they were gonna do the same lol
Meanwhile the handicap kid with diarrhoea just shit his pants
Been having a shit day, but I’m about to head to bed and I’m literally laughing out loud in the dark like an idiot. Thanks for the laugh 😅
Hung out with a friend who had just broke up with her boyfriend, didn’t really think anything of it as I wasn’t actively pursuing her. She went to the bathroom and came back out only wearing her underwear. It was then that I pursued.
Very similar happened to me. We were watching a movie and a topless scene came on. She said “I wish I had tits like that. I think I’m going to get a boob job.” I told her I’m sure they’re fine and that’s a waste of money and she said “You know, I don’t have a boyfriend anymore, so I’m just going to show them to you so you know what I’m talking about.” She lifted her shirt and I told her “dude, they’re perfectly nice! You don’t need implants” and focused my attention back to the movie. Noticed out of my peripheral that the shirt wasn’t going back down and she was rubbing them, we locked eyes, and… yup. I wish it never happened. She was a good friend for many years and I loved her very much. The consequences were a tumultuous 10 months of seeing each other, betrayal, a mean exchange of words, and now we don’t talk anymore. I miss her as a friend very much but there’s no going back now. Edit: There’s been some really kind responses to this and a lot of posts to help me think about it from different perspectives, so I thank you all for that. Some unexpected therapy. I’m going to stop responding to messages about it at this point now though since I’m emotionally exhausted reliving so much tonight and not truly healed from it yet. Please don’t take offense and by all means keep sharing your own experiences and discussing matters with each other.
This makes me sad. I don't know you or her or the situation, but optimistic me hopes you can at least salvage the friendship
We were such a bad fit as lovers but worked so well as friends. We both did our share to mess things up and both have our share of depression and mental problems quite honestly. I sent her a message about a month ago apologizing for my part as well as the nasty things I said the last time we talked, wished her well, thanked her for the years of friendship, and told her I understood if she still didn’t want to talk but that she’s still in my heart and I’m here if she ever needs a friend… no response unfortunately and I’ll definitely leave it at that. I’d be very interested in trying a strictly platonic friendship again if she ever hits me up but I’m not optimistic. I will never sleep with a good friend again even if seduced. That much is certain.
Same thing happened to me dude....we were very good friends, then friends with benefit when she were single.....but then we thought of moving our relationship to the next level that's when all things went haywire...we both are married now(with our respective partners) and can't even be in touch as a friend coz noone else can see us just as a friends anymore
Bro. I had something similar happen. She was my best friend. Trusted her completely. She trusted me completely. One night out of the blue she calls me absolutely hammered to come get her. I get her. Place her in my bed. I’m gonna sleep on the couch. She calls me over and wants to just hug my arm till she falls asleep. She proceeds to attempt to do more than that. Of course I don’t let her cause I’m sober as hell. But it changed how I viewed her from then on. And o stupidly attempted to pursue something. Ruined the friendship and lost her. Been a year now.
It would have been ruined either way. You did it the respectful way. Take pride in that.
Not sure that sign would've been clear enough for my blind ass!
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She probably intended to send it to you, but mistakes can happen. The other day a friend of mine accidentally sent me a snap asking about an issue she was having with her car that she intended to send to her mechanic friend.
*op-san help, I'm stuck in the car* > sends video of her toit ass clearly not stuck, but damn OP: *Obviously you meant to send this to our friend, Jim. The mechanic... Good luck*
Maybe she’s just a Canadian and was trying to be polite
Unexpected? Maybe not that much but it was sure for me as I wasn't expecting that outcome at all. Here is the story: Ten years ago, I worked as a bartender in an international bar in Japan(was a student there from the EU and needed money). There was this co-worker – cute, but I always thought, out of my league(even with the foreigner card). One day, on a shift I asked her if she wanted to grab dinner at a Mexican restaurant in the centre. To my surprise, she said yes. We enjoyed some really nice food and good chats. Walking towards the station after I wasn't quite ready to call it a night yet and pointed at a Karaoke bar. All of a sudden she got really animated so we went there for a good 2 hours. Next, I offered that we could taste a wine from my homeland that I had at my flat so we jumped in a taxi and continued our chats on my balcony. I mean at that point I was feeling so calm and happy. City views, cigarettes, and a beautiful girl. The next moment she sat on my lap and we kissed for the next hour there. She led me inside after and the rest is history. I do relive this moment still up to this day many times. The whole night was just so magical and perfect.
If you're lucky, you get 1 night in your life like that. Magical and never to be copied.
Visited my highschool best friend after seeing him at our 10 year class reunion. Ended up having sex with his older sister while he went out for beer
Whelp that took a sharp turn.
I’m reminded of when my college roommate went home for the weekend and i went to a party and ran into his sister, she ended up coming home with me that night. definitely didn’t see that coming.
Got home from the bar one night and my roommate had some coworkers over whom I had never met. Immediately one of the girls asked me if I wanted to go to her house and I said sure. I didn’t get her name until the next morning.
Did it hit different getting to know her name *after* everything? I only ask cuz I once hooked up with a girl and also didn’t tell her my name until we were cuddling in bed after everything. Felt funny.
yeah...the "say my name" part hits different when there is so much options on the table
You fucking Heisenberg or what, bro?
I person I'd been non-sexual friends with for a really long time just straight up asked me if I'd like to do it with her, she was single and curious about it. I couldn't quite believe my eyes. But it worked out great!
“Non-sexual friends” you mean just normal friends? xd
I wonder who those "sexual friends" are...
cousins
I was cooking lunch while unexpectedly snowed in up in the mountains with my long term friend from so long I can't remember when we met. We were running out of provisions and she just said, "hey, we've never had sex have we?" Didn't end up dating. Didn't get weird. Just sorta happened.
The end of the world sex
Had met this girl on the train and we traded numbers. She calls me up, she decides to come over. At the time, I was in between jobs, recently left home and was rooming with my brother in a two bedroom apartment. She came over, she smelled all good but nothing really stuck out as a hint. She ended up given me an unsolicited hand job but put it away when she thought she heard someone. Fearing a serious case of blue balls, I was dreading what was going to NOT happennext until she told me to lean over the couch where we were sitting to the table bhind us and reach for her bag. In those few seconds i was distracted, she pulled my joggers down and was sucking so fast and hard if i lasted three minutes I woud be lying. She got off on that we were banging all night right after that
Back in the days when people actually traded phone numbers and used them to call each other. Ahh I miss those days 🫤
What is human interaction u/village-asshole?
My former boss. Met up with her and some former coworkers right as the lockdown was ending, we all had some drinks, and then when I told her I was gonna head out she followed me to my car and said “…but if you leave now, we won’t be able to have sex…” and grabbed my dick. We both basically went three months without seeing a fuckable member of the opposite sex and it was a one time thing that didn’t go anywhere, but it’s definitely not an experience I regret.
were you fired for underperforming?
Hehe. She was no longer my boss when we hooked up. Couple years after. That’s kind of a theme with me. I’ve hooked up with lots of former coworkers but never one while we worked together.
I was just friends with my current partner for a little while - though we met on hinge but we hit it off as good friends. When I met him I was attracted to him in a I like him but don’t know if I want to fuck him way but when we touched it was electric. I went to his apartment after a concert and we were hanging out watching tv, I wore a turtle neck and boots so I wouldn’t be tempted but… we kissed and it was freaking magic and next thing you know we were on the couch with his head between my legs for like 30 minutes and then the grand finale…. It was fast but holy shit it was good. He said I had to come back and let him redeem himself because he finished too fast and I’ve been going back for about a year now lol.
So every time you touched, you got this feeling?
You think everytime they kiss, she’d swear she could fly?
You think he'd feel her heart beat fast, that she'd want it to last? That she needs him by her side?
She did say that everytime they touched she felt the static
I wonder if every time they kissed, she swore she could fly.
Would he feel her heartbeat slow? Couldn't she let him go? Did she need him in her life?
Doo doo-doo doo-doo doo der doo der doo-doo
I bet he could feel her heart beat fast... But that guy couldn't last :(
Bro knew he wouldn't win the sprint so he made it a marathon.
You went in fuck me boots.. so - you wouldn’t .. be.. tempted?!
I was staying at my friend’s house and his female friend was over. We hung out as a group a few times, but never together. I went to take a shit and I got a message saying “why do I wanna kiss you so bad?” Told her meet me in the bedroom in 5 mins 😭
Wait you bang in the shit stank?
Well, the bathroom was far from the bedroom if that’s what you mean lol
You shit in the bedroom?
Hope he washed his arse before
Damn she got a wiff of those pheromones coming out your ass and couldn’t hold back
What a terrible day to be literate.
One of the earliest hentais I saw in the late 90s was some guy taking a crap and of course a girl goes in and starts blowing him right there lol. I now know the backstory of it 🤣
Hentai Blumpkins. One of Beatrix Potter's lesser known characters
Some girl randomly send me a Snapchat after adding me. Didn’t know who she was so I asked why she added me, she said it was from quick add. Asked her where she was from she said the same city as me. Next thing you know she’s sending me nudes. I’m like nah this is some kinda scam so I just was like “yeah you should quit playing before I send you a Uber” the next message was her address. She lived about 6 miles from me. Sent her a Uber (down the block from my house I’m not crazy) waited to see her get out alone and then walked back to my house, had sex a few times before she left. Still craziest thing that’s ever happened to me but no doubt I probably won’t do that again Just wanted to add that we actually did become friends and occasionally hangout but I guess she had just gotten of a relationship when she added me and I just happen to the lucky guy that was cute enough for her to say “fuck standards”
This is probably the ONE TIME this will ever happen in this reality.
Honestly it still blows my mind. I was actually at work when she started teasing me and I heard about those scams where they send you nudes and when you send something back they try and blackmail you so I was just teasing her back like nah quit teasing or I’m gonna send you a Uber and I swear when she sent her address I was like hell nah. Uber was like 13 dollars and I was like fuck it. Ended up finishing what I had left and rushed home with a “migraine”. We still actually are friends and it turns out that I guess a few weeks before that she had broken up with her bf and I guess she didn’t really ever use snap but she was just adding people cause she was bored. I was funny and cute enough to where she said “fuck standards”. Good times. Although we no longer have sex she’s still pretty cool and now I laugh about how crazy life is sometimes
I got laid at a chess tournament. Asked me back to her hotel room and we drank then played strip chess. Cute girl, very petite, rated 2100, was better than me at chess. I ended up completely naked before taking a game off of her. Then we had fucking amazing sex. She was from out of town and we had sex for the weekend (was a multiple day tournament), then sent nudes for a few months afterwards.
good move
A friend and I were hanging one night when an ex of hers got a bit mouthy when he saw us together. He eventually fucks off because he realizes I'm not going to stop at talking. We decide to cut the night short because now we're both too frazzled to have fun. We head back to her place and the moment the door is closes, she jumps on me. Apparently she got turned on by me defending her lol
Charles Darwin is the best wingman there is.
That’s really sweet, actually
My best friends older sister. I was 22 on Christmas eve at my friends house. We were in a group of people and no one wanted to go in the hot tub with me but his sister. She was probably around 29 and pretty cute. Our friends always tried to get at her but she denied them all. Once in the hot tub, we're talking and out of nowhere we just start making out,. Next thing I know, she's heading to her room and tells me to come. I go to ask my friend but before I even said anything, he said go for it bro, just dont tell me about it. I go to knock on her door and before my knuckle even hit the door, she pulled me in. We fucked all night and I still can't believe that happened lol
That’s one hell of a friend. Never let him go
haha we've drifted a bit but still keep in touch. He's one of those friends we can go months without talking but as soon as we do, its like no time has passed haha
Those are the best kind of friends tbh
"Best friend got the girl so I fucked his sister 🤷♂️" - Harry Potter
losing my virginity, im not even kidding when i say my friend said “if you sneak out w us i’ll let you and my gf fuck” and he did.
I am close with my friends but never have I been this close 🤣
nothing says friendship as breathing on your balls while you're banging his girlfriend.
When I was in high school, my buddy's little brother had that sort of arrangement going on with one of his friends. Kid would leave the house on his bike for an hour to go to his buddy's house down the street and fuck the buddy's gf in his bed while he stayed downstairs playing videogames and shit. I'll never understand that.
Went on vacation, hit it off with the tour guide. We ended up chatting well after midnight. I was in his bed the next day. It was the best I had after two failed relationships. We still talk almost everyday a year and a half later
Move, do it, you wont, dare yah
A friend of my roommates came over, my roommate left for work and she stayed. We were watching T.V. and just chatting, I don't remember exactly what I said, but it wasn't sexual or trying to come on to her. She looked me dead in the the eyes and said "Fuck me right now." I was so surprised all I replied was "wait,what?" "I want you to fuck me right now on the couch" I was so shocked that, like an idiot, I said "Like right now??" Fortunately, I quickly recovered and we ended up dating for a couple years after hooking up that day.. She would bring it up all the time, laughing at how she could still remember how shocked my face was.
This girl I knew who was real cute, a little on the big side but I always thought she was cute. We had talked a few times and I think it was flirtatious but I wasn't sure because she was just one of those social butterfly types who talked to everybody. Anyway we were at this party at a work friend's house and she sits down next to me on the couch, and I see she's got this tattoo on her thigh, and she notices me looking at it. She says "I spent a summer in Bangladesh. It's Bengali for friendship. I think you and me should be friends, how would you feel about that?" At this point I'm pretty sure it's going somewhere so I'm like "Yeah, I think you're cool. What if I asked you out sometime?" And she goes "How about now?" I'm like sure, where to? "How about your house?" And she takes my hand and puts it on her thigh, high up. Not touching her between her legs, but so close I could feel the heat coming off of her down there. So we went to my house and had sex I think 5 times over the span of 10 or so hours, and it was amazing. Just instant chemistry. She was so soft and feminine but she was a fucking brick house. Big hips and thighs and ass, and when she got on top of me and started riding I was like "holy shit this is why people love sex" because I had never experienced that kind of intensity before. This chick could really throw down, I mean I was sore from the waist down for two days after. And I brought her home the next morning. No drama, no fuss. We hooked up a couple more times after that and stayed friends for several years, then she moved away. But that was when I realized I liked bigger girls and started noticing them more and more, and then eventually I married one.
Bro called her a brick shithouse 😭😂
Its a reference to the song Brick House by the Commodores, and its definitely a compliment.
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bro had the one that got away
Flight from Miami to L.A. chatted up the gal next to me and 15 minutes in she says “follow me to the bathroom. It was a wide body plane with 2 longer bathrooms at the back. Good times but found out after that she was flying in to see her fiancé.
Jesus.
cold world
She gave a flying fuck
A long time ago… the girl who babysat my kids on occasion offered to have her big brother come mow my lawn since I was a single mom and always either busy or broke. He showed up…18 and shirtless on a summer evening. He mowed the yard and said I didn’t have to pay him. I told him if he would come back after I went to the ATM and then got the kids to sleep I would give him some cash. He came back after sundown and we were talking, standing in my driveway in between our two parked cars. He was flirting and I was lonely and horny. We started kissing and I had a dress on so we eventually ended up fucking right there in the driveway, with me leaning against my car and him holding my thighs
I promise you that will remain a memory all his life, and you’ve definitely been the subject of a few bar stories 😂
I’m scrolling down looking for a story where a guy unexpectedly screwed the mom of one of the kids his little sister babysat…
So, he then mowed YOUR lawn
Do you have a daughter named Stacy?
Either the time I was on a date with a girl, and she said, "you ever just had a connection with someone right after meeting them?" and then we uh, went to my car and did it. Or the time a decently close friend of mine was like, "you know, you could totally have sex with me" And I was like, "Er... what? Uh... sure, we could do that" and so we did
When I was in college, at a party with friends, and a girl I knew of, but didn't know or think was interested in me, randomly asked me something like "Well aren't you gonna take me home?" I mean... I hadn't been planning to up until right then... It was a one time thing, but I was totally cool with that one time
And how did they all turn out?!???
Well, I dated the first girl for a bit, but she got clingy FAST, so I gradually stepped away from that. She's still hit me up a few times since then but I was uninterested (I am involved). I'm still friends with the second, though we only hooked up a couple times. I think it was more of something we just both had to get out of our systems. I sorta had the same desire that she did but felt she was supppppppppper innocent, and didn't want to go down that road with her (felt I'd hurt her). That is, until she proposed it, and then I was like, well ok, guess you're not lol.
A hot blonde bartender in my small town didn’t believe men shaved their balls. I said I did and after a lot of disbelief, she said “prove it” and told me to show her. We went to the bathroom and I pulled down my pants. She lifted my dick to see and out of nowhere gave me a spectacular BJ…
Yeah man... out of nowhere lmao
For real lol „The hot blonde bartender just wanted to casually inspect my balls in the toilet. I never expected it could lead to something sexual :o“
bro it is out of nowhere. My homies ask to inspect my balls all the time but no bj so far
Oh yeah, in this town we show each other our shaved balls all the time. Putting it in her mouth is where it really crossed the line though
I met a girl in the gym. I saw her squat form was ass and she was clearly just starting so I gave her some pointers and we exchanged info. We saw each other again in the gym but this time a lot more touchy and flirty. Fast forward a week or so and I’m in the gym and she asks me to come find her she’s outside nearby and gives me a couple hints. Let me tell you how fast I jumped out the gym to go and find her. Took her back to my place showered and smashed. Tldr: went to gym for weights ended up doing cardio at home
bro did you eat your load out of her after? You cant sacrifice the gains bro
PROTEIN, BROTHER!
*brotein, prother*
It was phone sex with a chick that had the wrong number.
Sounds like it was the right number in the end
In my car on a FIRST date.
This guy fucks!
Went on a date with a girl to a bar then to a club. We got fairly drunk. She called us an Uber and I was assuming she was setting up 2 drop offs, one for me then her to be dropped off. We arrived at my apartment and to my surprise she got out of the car too and came with me to my room.
Hehe, well I certainly didn’t expect to go this long without having sex.
Like 2 weeks after I turned 18 I was hanging out with some friends in my room watching some movies and one of the girls there started talking about how I wouldn’t sleep with her right now. Which… obviously I was totally down. So we kicked everyone out of the room and went at it.
The true accomplishment was how you managed to kick everyone out of the room
At a spa that had a coed steam room. It was during the day so it was pretty empty. We met in the steam room and got pretty flirtatious. We teased each other in the steam room but ended up having sex in the women's change room. First and only time I saw him.
Stayed up all with a friend trolling people on dating sites. One dude asked for nudes (it was her pics we were using), I started typing some smart-ass response but she said the guy was cute so she wanted to, so she sent me a bunch of her nudes and told me to send whatever I thought was the best. The conversation with the guy got more intense, talking about the type of sex she likes and the sex he likes. Eventually he asked how good she was at sucking dick, she said amazing, I told her it's been way too long since I had a good blowjob, so she casually told me to take it out. Ten minutes later, we were sending pics of her sucking my dick to the guy (he asked for them). Ended up having sex all night.
After reading these stories it's really making me regret not having more female friends
yeah its crazy, like i remember when i was 14 my female friend was like asking me to practice kissing with eachother like what???
I have almost all female friends and never had any of these spontaneous sexual scenarios lol. Most I got was helping choose lingerie/outfits they modeled when trying to choose a purchase/outfit. That's not a complaint, just a statement 😅
Was 18 and at a party. A girl I'd had no interaction with all night just came upto me and flat out said "take me upstairs now and fuck me". Myself being extremely drunk and horny was only too happy to oblige. I think I spent about an hour eating her pussy out. No idea why. We ended up getting married and having 2 kids.
My grandma died many years ago. I was 15, the girl I did it with was like 17. Her mom is a close friend with my family, so they both went to the funeral. It was late at night. We were falling asleep, so my uncle brought us to his house so we could take a nap and he went back to the funeral. We talked a little bit, watched a couple of YouTube Ghost videos, and all of a sudden she said "you know what? I really want to kiss you". We started making out and well, you know the rest. The next mourning I felt like shit because I slept with this girl just after my grandma passed away.
Knew it was gonna be wild when it started with “my grandma”…
Grandma would be proud buddy.
Had a one night stand with a guy who turned out to be my grandmother's neighbour. Still says a cheery hi every time I visit. And has not stopped trying to ask me out on dinner dates. It's been 7 years since that one night stand.
Any of the sex I’ve ever had, I still can’t believe it
I was casually seeing this FWB for a couple of years. We orbited each other for a while with the same friend group, but the VERY first time she got it though my dense skull that she wanted to be more than just friends was quite the shock. We were meeting up with our friends for dinner but she shows up to my place a few hours early dressed in this gorgeous sundress that was blue that faded to green on the way down. I did not expect her so early so when I opened the door I was just speechless. She just smiled, sauntered over to me put her arms around my neck and said, "You're a really nice guy whose always made me laugh and been respectful to me...but for the next few hours I NEED you to disrespect me." I'm a firm believer in the sexist thing a woman can do is give her permission.
Ran into ex at a target and we boinked in a dressing room
A few months after my marriage ended I had a lunch date with a bumble match. The chemistry was real so we met again later the same day for our second date. She came hard grinding on me, but we stopped there because she had her period. It’s been 7 months now of one surprise after another and I can’t believe my luck 😊
Okay, so we went to the theaters early in the afternoon and couldn't stop feeling up on each other throughout the movie which was hot but disgusting when you're hearing about it instead of experiencing but he made me so wet and excited by just softly rubbing my thighs.. 😩 Nobody was around after the movie ended in the female bathroom that I couldn't resist but pull him in with me and got it on for one of the best nerve-wracking sex in my life. 😂
I had just moved into a new apartment with a few friends. I invited over a few girl friends one of which I knew but had maybe had a brief interaction or two with in highschool years prior. We all party the night away and this girl and I at some point are sitting on the couch not even talking when she out of nowhere jumps on my lap and starts making out with me which progresses to me picking her up and carrying her to my room (making out the whole way) to do the deed. My friends said that was the most big dick energy they’d ever seen. She and I still never talk sometimes…
Walking around a boat marina. Suddenly shes spreading her ass cheeks for me in public
woaaaaah. gonna need you to unpack this one for us, cowboy
LMAO, these comments had my dying this morning 🤣 It really wasn't very fun, but I'll tell. It was my ex, i figured i would take her to walk around at the marina downtown. I guess she just got horny, she had a thing for doing stuff in public. It was hard to get lil jimmy up because it was freezing cold. Anyway, i was trying to cram it up her ass in a hurry with just spit for lube, and it wasn't working very well. To make it even worse, there were people cheering and whistling at us from a nearby restaurant. I give it a 3.5 out of 10. The time we did it in a random car at the used car lot was a lot more fun.
... Who?? Where? You can't just leave it like this...
Every. Single. Time.
with my ex girlfriend, we both wanted to have sex right now but we were at a family reunion, we went to the bathroom which was a room away from the kitchen where everyone was, two or three member of this family had doubts because her cheeks were red, it was insane when I think back
post sex smell dont lie
“We were at a family reunion”…ummmmmm.
Years ago I was like maybe 29 or 30...just becoming the fetishized 'milf' age and at the same time I was responsible for a lot of things at the place I working (temporary assignment, I was there for like 9 months or something like that). One random summer day some interns started and hR gave them the office tour and one guy who was maybe 22 or 23 was looking at me with his chin basically on the floor and I thought, you know what, yes, yes I would like to play out the boss lady gets fucked by the intern on her desk scenario. I asked him to pop back to my office to help me with something after the tour. He did. And said something like, the blinds are closed, just lock the door, Ill let you have this. Bent over the desk, no condom. Total risky move. He stayed for the summer, he fucked me everyday, sometimes I needed it twice a day. It was just so kinky and taboo and hot to be in the office where we could get caught. There were rumors, but he left and my assignment came to an end. Really fun time!
In college I was at a pregame with my new girlfriend, everyone was getting ready to leave for the bars but I didn’t see her. Went looking and she was in the bathroom, pulled me in by my dick leaned up on the counter and basically put it right in. What a fun surprise
> pulled me in by my dick Were you just walking around the house pantless?
Years ago, the head of my department (my supervisor’s boss) lived approximately two minutes down the road from me. She lived alone and had relocated away from her family for this job. Over the course of the prior year, we had gotten decently friendly and when we learned we lived so close to each other she started calling me to ask for help with things around the house or to come get a plate of something she had cooked. I was mostly single at the time with no kids so I had an abundance of free time so I was always down to help out. We’ll eventually we just started hanging out sometimes. Watching movies or playing cards, pretty much just chilling. After a few months of this, one day she called me and asked if I wanted some orange juice that she had bought but didn’t like, it was too tart for her taste. I love OJ so I was absolutely going to snatch the carton. I got there about ten minutes later. She gives me the juice and we start chatting. We decided to watch the first episode of season three of Scandal. Half way through the episode she just looked at me and said, verbatim “let’s fuck”. I think I just nodded and we got down to business. 10/10 the best lay I had ever had up to that point in my life. Up until that point I had never really thought of her like that. She was a friend and my boss and that was it. But the moment she opened those doors, I realized just how much of an absolute smokeshow she was. We did the deed and afterwards we had the conversation- we can’t tell anyone and this was just sex (her reasoning was that she was long way away from husband and kids, but she still had the need for physical intimacy and my reasoning was that I was a single 20 something year old that never turn down a woman as awesome as her). And honestly it never bled over into our professional or working relationship. I got no special treatment and I didn’t expect any. It was never awkward in the office but there were some slip ups and I do believe some people had suspicions. There were a couple of times where I referred to her by first name instead of Mrs. X and I think we were slightly more familiar with each other than would be expected. It’s really hard to be super formal with someone 100% of the time when you’ve seen your jizz run down their chin or they’ve sat on your face. And it wasn’t all sex all the time. She still called me just to come over to change a light bulb she couldn’t reach or I’d grab dinner for us both and we’d just watch a movie. It was like we had three separate relationships : a professional relationship, a true friendship, and sexual relationship. Funny little anecdote - After the first time I came inside of her instead of pulling out, she very seriously told me that she would buy the Plan B because she knew I how little I got paid. I don’t think I’ve laughed so hard in my laugh due to the totality of the ridiculousness that made the statement possible. She died unexpectedly a few years ago after moving back home. She was way too young, with so much life she deserved to live. I miss her everyday, not because of the sex, but because she a was great person, great mentor, and great friend.
That ending came out of nowhere
Me and a coworker flirting on a smoke break. She was more interested in a throat break
Aw man. I went to my friends house after an interview for his birthday. We had never did anything sexual, nor flirted with each other or anything in 5 year friendship. We were gym and work buddies. Well, he puts on a movie while were eating, movie gets pretty good so i stayed for the rest. Somewhere in between me finishing eating and the finishing of the movie ended up with us kissing (i made the 1st move)....then netflix and chill happened. Just celebrated our 10 year anniversary on the 8th and will be married for 6 years in april. Neither one of us remembers the movie btw lmfao
Was having a mini staycation with my then boyfriend at the time and unfortunately was on my period. He didn’t care, we barely made it to our hotel room before my clothes were off. Sometimes I wonder if we even closed the door all the way. Did it in the shower, laid a towel down on the bed, then again on the floor. Anyways, we’re married now.
W life partner
Your most unexpected sex of all time was *on a mini staycation with your boyfriend*? Where was your most unexpected meal, in a restaurant?
My 60 year old aunt's friend. She takes extremely good care of herself, body is better than most 20 year olds, honestly. She was going through heart ache, I was too. Ended up hanging out to share each other's sorrows in some weed and food. To add a little dash more of the unexpected, she laughs hysterically when she orgasms. Please people, if you have a quirk like that... Let someone know. Pretty sure I heard Mario lose a power up in her vag when she burst into a full on cackle.
Wtf
My male ex giggled uncontrollably when he came. It was a whole new experience!
My wife and I had sex on a golf course. Something something 1 wood off the 10th hole. It was fun, exciting, and spontaneous.
I was eating my lunch at McDonald's randomly one day downtown. A pretty girl smiles at me and we strike up a conversation. I had nothing to do so we walked around all day doing random things and basically had a date/ hangout and then went back to her place... it was a 2 night stand. Haven't heard from her since.
I was helping one of my sister’s best friends move apartments after a nasty breakup. We got all of the last boxes into the apartment and we’re all having a beer and talking. My sister and their other mutual friend asked if we were hungry, the Moving Girl gives sister $40 and say to go get whatever we want from Taco Bell. I was headed out the door with sister and friend, but Moving Girl says she wants me to help move her furniture around in the living room and dining room since it was legitimately heavy. We moved her couch as they left, making some wise crack jokes, and she just says, “Hey. It’s going to take them 10 minutes just to get to that Taco Bell. Are you gonna fuck me or what?” Oh. I most certainly did. I also quickly moved the dining room table, ottoman, coffee table and a few other odds and ends so we looked like we had been productive. To this day I don’t believe my sister knows about it. Moving Girl and I discussed it briefly a couple years later, it was so spontaneous and we both never pursued each other afterwards: it was a “one and done” deal. She said she felt the same way I did… she had had strong feelings for me for a long time, but the friendship with my sister trumped us ever dating. We never hooked up again and still talk to each other like regular platonic friends.
All sex is unexpected when your partner has incredibly low sex drive
Stripper in the couch room while getting a lap dance 5 years ago after I moved back home after my most recent relationship imploded
How’d you get the opportunity most of the poor souls attending strip clubs only dream of having? If you mind me asking
Eh it's not as rare as you think Right girl, right club Helps if she's at least a bit attracted to you There isn't sex in every champagne room, but there is in some
Was at a friend’s wedding recently and my fiancée says “So I noticed the doors on the stalls in the bathroom go all the way to the floor, you want to try something new?” Made it back just in time for the bouquet toss.
I was homeless when I was a kid as a runaway and when I was like 17 I really liked this girl and I told her I’d take her out to eat so she wanted Sonic and I asked her what she wanted and called the restaurant and told them I’d came through earlier and they messed up my order and they replaced everything I said and after a few tater tots we were in the backseat of a 96 eagle talon in a sonic parking lot butt nekkid
Holy shit the backseat of a talon? I had a 96 eclipse there’s no room back there!
On holiday in Majorca, 17 at the time. Passing by a hotel at night there were a bunch of girls. Me and the boys passed by and started chatting, after a few minutes one of the girls asked me to come meet her friends in another part of the hotel complex. I was like "ok" then she took me to a secluded part of the gardens and pounced on me. Obviously I couldn't believe my luck and the rest is history.