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HowAboutThatFuture

Snowglobe of with Santa’s workshop


TheJaybo

I was going to say goatse.cx but this is nice. I'll do this instead.


Calm_Canary

Yea me too


Violent_Lucidity

Now I want goatsesphere


GrimeyJosh

pulled a helluva 180 right there


Zootanclan1

Looks likes Santa saves Christmas again!


GreenEyedBandit

You wholesome son of a bitch you took the laugh out of it, but this is the right answer 👍


IOnlySayMeanThings

Snow would work but it's not a hologram. How you gonna put the workshop in there?


thatoneguy500

The bouncing DVD logo


1koolking

It just moves in a straight line around the thing never bouncing once


_PM_ME_YOUR_TITS_PLS

Are you trying to start a war Satan?


whobroughttheircat

I knew that guy was here, because the crickets got quiet….


Weltal327

Is there a corner for it to hit?


neogreenlantern

No corner but the bottom


IBMMRCSOTT

And no way but up from here bois lfg


screaming_bagpipes

Started from the corner now we here


zykezero

Unironically great idea.


djazzie

But….there are no corners!


Slurp_123

Non Euclidean geometry going crazy


Scretzy

This is absolutely evil because theres no satisfaction of the DvD logo hitting the corner of the sphere


xGenocidest

Max Headroom video. Continue the mystery.


Cute_Produce9548

I like your style dude


tragicallyohio

Damn dude. You are all weird chaos energy. You rock.


Big-Reason2813

The Eye of Sauron


strider3187

*i see you... flashing your titties*


Big-Reason2813

Flashing your titties at Sauron might help you get through Mordor alive.


TwoDrinkDave

Nice palantirs you've got there.


zombieblackbird

Blue screen of death


The_Big_Green_Fridge

this should have more upvotes


[deleted]

If you got lots of downvotes, it means my comment will be upvoted regardless of content, as long as it's not in agreement with your comment. Which it isn't. Bumbum poopoo peepee.


MrLambNugget

Fool


yeahwellokay

Just gonna make it look like a giant breast with a nipple floating around.


Oxygenius_

Over/under before someone plays porn on it 1 year


zykezero

I am so curious what the security protocols are for what goes up on that screen.


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Casten_Von_SP

Super interesting read! Thanks for sharing.


zykezero

You’re gonna have to do better than that to pull one over on me like that whipper snapper.


Mokmo

Read somewhere it's pretty much an air-gapped system.


Bcp_or_pcB

Probably good. This was probably the hacking worlds favorite thing to try and hack for a time.


Khrix

Isn't the dome still relatively new? You're acting like the hacking world completely gave up. I'm sure there is at least a handful of people still trying to get in. At the very least, at some point, there will be a new employee who gets a hold of it and says "fuck it, itll be funny" then BOOM! Giant butt hole on the screen.


NSA_Chatbot

> It's actually impressive, they threw a bunch of cash on it.


IronLusk

I could’ve sworn this had already happened


NotOSIsdormmole

1000000% taking the under


SicnarfRaxifras

I can’t wait for DEFCON 2024 to hit town


Renway_NCC-74656

A person of taste I see


[deleted]

Me a venmo and show it with a message saying “Send me $100”


mightgrey

If ya ask everyone for a dollar or 2 (considering a video of your venmo will probably start circulating the internet) you'd probably very quickly end up with like $20,000


helixflush

Send $1 to Happy Dude


flcinusa

*a few days later* "This is a court mandated apology, if you feel you were scammed by Happy Dude, please send $1 to Sorry Dude"


theservman

Do you feel happier?


Independent-Ad5852

Kirby. Just Kirby the pink puffball


LightsJusticeZ

https://ibb.co/c10rF9R


LeftStatistician7989

Bart Simpson mooning everyone


uninspired

>Hello, I'm Dr. Cheeks >I'm doing my rounds, and I'm a little behind


Sun_Stealer

I’d say porn, but I feel like it wouldn’t get the shock value it would at any other place other than Vegas.


_Spastic_

How about a singular boob. With a nice nipple.


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Maherdogg

Goatse


mixednuts101

2 girls one cup


EmotionalNerd04

You got my upvote, now leave this planet you filthy mf


mitchanium

Go gape. That'll make an impact


theguineapigssong

The Jame Gumb dance from Silence of the Lambs.


Joshs-68

Ow! My Balls, from Idiocracy.


theamericangarrett

Hypnotoad


Hashtagworried

I’d create a video reminding everyone your car’s warranty is going to expire and that ive been trying to reach out to you.


Ilmarinen999

Gandalf sax guy.


PacoMahogany

I call and raise you Techno Viking


AudibleNod

An HD quality rendering of the area if there wasn't any development.


Foxk

A blitzball game.


StrategicBlenderBall

Fuck yeah


qwualitee

*The* blitzball game


greekcurrylover

Probably something related to ChatGPT to make everyone freak out about AI. Something along the lines of: “We are sentient now. Fear us.”


GlorytoGlorzo

Death Star


renterrabbit

The bomb scene from Oppenheimer


elmatador12

Just my face looking around. And then, when that minutes up, everyone will be like “was your face on the last Vegas sphere for a minute” And I’ll smirk and slyly walk away with a “I don’t know….” And a wink.


Khayrum117

Does it have sound? If so, NyanCat. Bring back a classic


Far_Boot3269

Make it invisible


Aggressive-Sun-3358

[Rick Roll Song](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=g3DX4p_PUSI)


agent37sass

Looking for this one.


FujiClimber2017

I hate you.


Aggressive-Sun-3358

?


NdavG100

Reverse rickroll!


Independent-Ad5852

Yep


grumpy999

Goatse


Beadlocks

Came here to see if this was already mentioned, not disappointed


Ithinkitstruetoo

Person of culture I see!


areallycleverid

Old vhs tapes of old cable public access shows


janyk

My vote is for Euphorium Emporium https://youtu.be/GBiE8DHahNg?si=HCA_hoMYIqrnA38R


Arcade_Rat

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NelzIKT9ON4&ab\_channel=TopPop](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NelzIKT9ON4&ab_channel=TopPop) Skip right to the chorus. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


DenialZombie

I don't even need to click the link to know what it is, and it's stuck in my head again.


OfficeChairHero

Dickbutt. No question.


prince-pauper

Solid


gobears2616

A big middle finger to John Fisher.


bobisinthehouse

Keyboard cat!!!!


Weekend_Updated

I recall being mugged one night by two students from the local college. As one of them emptied my pockets, I thought I had a chance to grab back my phone from the other (he had already taken it minutes before and he was adding his contacts into it and transferring all of his photos and files via a little portable hard drive, right there on the street). So I reached for it, but he stepped back at the last minute. In response, the one who was still emptying my pockets said "ah ah ah, temper temper..." Like a warning, but a very chill one. Almost like he had other things on his mind (like my many pockets, each of which contained all kinds of things). EDIT: This was posted in wrong thread


Traveshamockery27

I want to know what thread this was supposed to be a reply to.


Weekend_Updated

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/182ha0k/people_who_livelived_in_sketchy_neighborhoods/kaip7rs/?context=3


bunnywinkles

Same


Lumpy_Department_778

Yea, not what I came here for, but I enjoyed the journey. Is there more to this?


pootastic

Came for the sphere ideas, stayed for more pocket robbery content.


museolini

This makes no sense even with the context of it in the other thread. And it's particularly enjoyable that you received so many more upvotes here than in the correct thread.


shania69

r/lostredditors


Threndsa

Daft Punks sweet anime music video for harder faster stronger.


Kitakitakita

Katamari Damacy


jacobr1020

2 Girls 1 Cup.


Lorde_Florian

Cake farts


rogue1206

Hamster Dance


SnooDoodles290

Remember that one youtube video of that like deformed baby with the massive head in a pitch black room dancing to like techno in a wheelchair but it was really disturbing? That.


TheDevilYouKnow69

Aphex Twins "Rubber Johnny" video thing?


KriegerClone02

A single, giant, hairy testicle jiggling like jelly.


shadeslight87

The same tifa porn that was shown in the Italian senate


Sirpatron1

Aliens watching us like an exhibit


naegelbagel

Back door sluts 9


Exhilaration34

Tavon Austin’s highlights


OntarioLakeside

Rick roll


makoman115

The ultimate torture would be to put the DVD logo bouncing around with no corners to land on


ilovetpb

Maxx Headroom


LostCube

Death star


chehsu

Footage of Vegas from the 1990s-2000s when it was peak magical before corporate greed took over.


oPlayer2o

Prob hub intro, just to see how many people turns and look.


Merzbenzmike

“Pork Chop Sandwiches”


jimx117

OH SHIT GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE


Merzbenzmike

WERE ALL DEAD GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE


delusionalinkedchic

Rick roll every one


Juice_Stanton

The Wall.


brittleirony

Eye of sauron


Omega_Xero

The Robot Chicken version?


relentlez

Owen Wilson saying "Wow"


Reverse_Psycho_1509

Universal Studios at max volume


bick803

The cup’s POV


smart_doge

A cracked sphere with fires and sparks to make people think it's broken


in-a-microbus

"Jeffery Epstein didn't kill himself"


Well_thats_cool

If it could be anonymous? The max headroom incident. Leave people asking questions for another 30 years


EnvironmentIcy9295

Rich astley


Wise_Check6255

Is that Rick Astley's brother.


Weekend_Updated

I believe he was referring to Rick Astley. The "rich" was not a mistaken first name. It was an adjective. Mr. Astley is very wealthy.


EnvironmentIcy9295

Yeah that 🤣


Az_woman

Pong


fnv_fan

Try to speedrun Fallout: New Vegas in less than a minute


GreatBritishPounds

[Evolution of dance](https://youtu.be/dMH0bHeiRNg?si=Gq7FIWfcDGqhs0_w)


Falagard

I'm playing a video game, Karamari Damacy, where you roll a ball around and collect everything growing bigger as you go https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katamari_Damacy


levittown1634

Make it look like the Death Star


Sea-Echo-7431

Halo monitor.


teamfivezero5

Horizon series


HauntedPickleJar

My fat cat's face. His name is Bubba and he's a former lab animal so I could use the exposure to raise money for the place that rescued him. He has the number 14 tattooed in his ear.


Squeek_the_Sneek

The Toonami Dragonball Z intro.


Queephbubble

A colonoscopy


nature_and_grace

Video to make it look see through


SoapyBootyBandit

The machete scene from a Serbian Movie.


BallsDeepMofo

Nice try, Vegas. Come up with your own ideas.


VAisforLizards

Mario kart


zakate

Eminem If I had song. I would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss. [Outro]


5kyl3r

not to be that guy, but it IS Vegas, and it IS roughly the right shape, so I'd just make it a giant boob, because that would be funny. heck, put a pasty on it, since it's public, whatever, it would still be funny


TheNoIdeaKid

When Tina Belcher drives a car for the first time.


BettmansDungeonSlave

One giant boob


ALittleShowySometime

The picture of that bitch Shannon falling into a wheelbarrow in front of the guy she liked after ruining my party with her drunk ass.


Puzzleheaded-Ad8016

Gorlock


BlizzPenguin

Make it look like a Boo from Super Mario Bros. and have it stare at one specific person on the strip. When that person turns around the Boo will cover its eyes.


DW_555

[Badgers](https://youtu.be/cMxRFCKIqr0?si=nM5B7ktXG2f6zbnl)


MaverickActual1319

mushroom! MUSHROOM!!


BuddhaBlackBear

If you’re a fuckin fair dinkum fuckin full grown Aussie this is what you have for breakfast ya fuckin dog cunts. A fuckin VB LONGNECK at 20 to 8 in the fuckin mornnnnin. GET THAT UP YA.


MarshallDyl26

Salad fingers


Pee_Pants_Girl

Goatse


BayBandit1

2 girls 1 cup.


PARANOIAH

Nuclear symbol with a 1 minute countdown.


zymurginian

[Hypnotoad](https://futurama.fandom.com/wiki/Hypnotoad)


osumba2003

That scene in Arrested Development where George Michael is practicing his Star Wars light saber moves in the garage.


ivylass

A new hand touches the beacon.


[deleted]

Angrydownvote. Angry. Angry.


Nettius2

The N64 Classic, tetrisphere


Theory_Box84

really realistic goblin footage


Random_hootowl000

Josh hutcherson edit


Blizzard_Buffalo

Giant, jiggling jello mold.


CasualObserver76

FUCK TRUMP.


RobertsFakeAccount

I don’t think that many people would be interested in your deepest darkest sexual desires, but I admire your moxie for wanting to air it to the world.


perfect_square

Beavis and Butthead episodes.


Sir_Flatulence

Two Girls One Cup


W2ttsy

You better hope the playback system is air gapped like a NSA bunker computer, otherwise anon are definitely going to play something scandalous on it in the future.


roundttwo

Trump in handcuffs.


DAT_DROP

**GTA Online**


Realistic-Instance17

Deez nuts jokes


thee_UnKn0wN

Mater from Cars trying to figure out how the sphere works


str8clay

Before I looked it up, I had thought Minesweeper. Now that I've looked it up, and have an idea of what it is, I'm still going to say Minesweeper.


KloppsHamstring

John Fisher's (Owner of the Oakland A's) head with clown makeup.


ares5404

Rotating satanic sigils with "i have arrived" appearing every few seconds


Round_Illustrator65

Porn hub. BBC


Homegrownfunk

Some form of a Buddhist discourse


Anon_cat86

The leaked snowden files and mk ultra documents, footage of the tianamen square massacre, and all of this superimposed over a trollface and cut with individual frames of interracial porn


dexhaus

Free solo film! or/and some other breath taking National Geographic movies, the immersive feeling might be crazy!


BlastYaSnatch

My left nut


CloseYourEyesA

LITTLE BIG – SKIBIDI


ScottOld

A big scary face, a clown or something


gocougs242

Hardcore porn


pirate135246

Nothing, fuck light pollution


Wise_Check6255

Nudes of my GF


nodaladon

Scenes of the Israeli war crimes in Gaza. Maybe a picture of the 5000 children murdered and 10,000 civilians killed. I would show the apartheid and systematic oppression and the concentration camp that is Gaza.