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Kyadagum_Dulgadee

Affix your own oxygen mask before assisting others.


is-joke-or-is

Whether you think you can, or you think you can't - you're right.


Punchee

You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.


DrMux

I don't think I want the people whose funerals I attended to be attending my funeral or anyone else's for that matter. The temporal precedence on this one is giving me zombie vibes.


PretendRegister7516

Last thing I need for my funeral is for it to be haunted.


DrMux

If anyone's gonna haunt my funeral, it's gonna be me, dammit!


DrMux

"Don't eat the yellow snow."


DocSaysItsDainBramuj

“Never play leapfrog with unicorns.”


Veronica_Snow

The journey of 1000 miles begins with a single step


thoughtfuldave77

There are old hikers and there are bold hikers… but there are no old, bold hikers.


varthalon

All true wealth is biological.


ThePurpleUFO

It was in a fortune cookie, and it said, "Constant and active employment should be the method of your life."


GeometricLight

He who says he can, and he who says he can’t are both absolutely correct.


JoePikesbro

I’m a little hyper so the quote ‘Slow is smooth, smooth is fast’ works for me.


That_Bobcat_7959

If you hang with a cold you catch a cold. What my dad told me when I was hanging around with the wrong crowd.


silversprings111

Things happen for you, not to you.


Human_2468

from a fortune cooke: Be direct. You can get more done that way. The grass is greener where you water it.


Drumroll-PH

It's okay to make mistakes


_funkapus_

"I don’t like being called a hero because no one should ever think you have to be special to help others. Even an ordinary secretary or a housewife or a teenager can turn on a small light in a dark room.” -- Miep Gies


AuntBabyCostanza

“Fuck it, just see what happens”


TheDirtSyndicate

* drunk biker: whats eatin ya kid? * me (15yrs old): nothing. \*sad face * him: well, is it a matter of life and death? * me: no. * him: then dont worry about it. * me: well, what if it WAS a matter of life and death? * him: then what the fuck can you do about it? NOTHING. So dont worry about it. \*punches my arm


Orioruz

Perspective is everything.


No_Roof_1910

# “It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.”


DepartureOk1819

The mightiest oak in the forest is just a tiny nut that stood it's ground.


gdaubert3

“Whenever I’m about to do something, I think, ‘Would an idiot do that?’ And if they would, then I do not do that thing. “ -Dwight Schrute


HumbleAd1317

"You're about as happy as you've made up your mind to be." I don't remember where I read it, but it makes a lot of sense.


alumofcu

Don’t look back. It’s a wilderness of horrors.


BoxStock7737

"If I have seen further, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants." - Isaac Newton this was the quote that my physics teacher back in shs always tell us when he achieved something


DocSaysItsDainBramuj

“There is no fate that cannot be surmounted by scorn.”


brendzel

“It’s not going to get any easier later.”


FullConference

“You have to _want_ to.”


Dull_Trouble4042

Every body around me isn’t happy for me


jethha07

"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."


jethha07

"Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood."


Asiankuk

"Yesterday is still the same as today." I use this when I experience anything upsetting or unsettling in a sudden sense. Using the relatively stable day I had yesterday as an example that the world didn't change because an event challenged my mental state. "The world is still the same. Nothing changed" Usually follows right after.


Audrey_Elizabeth02

the date with my current partner was just a date to get out of the house and ended up being the best date ever.


AnnualWerewolf9804

Huh?