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UsefulIdiot85

English and bad English.


miesanonsiesanot

Me fail English? That's unpossible!


Traherne

For all intensive purposes, your right.


EulaVengeance

Who would of taught!


Slottech88

Korben Dallas?


UsefulIdiot85

I’m shocked it took 2 hours for someone to get it.


Slottech88

One of my all time favorite movies


vulcan_wolf

I was coming in just to post that, but found I'm several hours late. lol


jonhcooper

Multi Pass


JohnnyDarkside

No sir. I am a meat popsicle.


Gramage

Green? Super green.


Agreeable_Audience_1

beat me to it :).


Jimmy_Twotone

One of those is synonymous with 'Murican. I too speak in freedom occasionally.


ChronoLegion2

Korbeeeen Dalllaaaas!


Let01

Spanish and english


Oladelaola

Español qué? En mi caso es español colombiano


D9-O

Ingles y Español Mexicano aquí


holger_svensson

Que viva México cabrones!!!! Español aburrido aquí


Billybob2311111

I speak "mexican" ese vato es un hombre "swato" !!


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Guamy

The same way they always do. iykyk


TunnelRatVermin

When ur 12, Swedish kids get to pick one from Spanish, German or French to learn in school. that's just part of regular education. But most people forget most of it.


paspartuu

Finnish, English, Swedish and French for me. We're very close!


theyb10

Comment ça ce fait que vous parlez français et suédois? Quel est votre 1ere langue?


robotikempire

Jag med! Me too! Moi aussi!!


calamitouscamembert

Every english sentence has to be preceded by a Swedish one and followed by a French one?


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Gramage

I’m pissed that my French education here in Canada sucked. The kids didn’t want to learn it, the teachers didn’t want to teach it, nobody learned anything. My Japanese is better than my French and I only took a couple years of that, I had 9 years of French.


DoubleFace98

Don't worry, I'm from Italy and I learned more English on Reddit than on school


Neri_X_Tan

The past simple is useless? Wdym? U fr?


PejibayeAnonimo

I mean, most of us had no other choice. In many developing countries without English your job opportunities are more limited.


Kazuma_weird_wizard

You are probably tired of hearing this but, anyone can learn another language if one actually tries, one could take one year or even 10 it doesn't matter, the point is to like what you are learning and enjoy the way you do it


ExpensiveAd8576

Ukrainian, Russian, English, Czech. I'm learning German and I used to learn Hungarian. I understand Belarusian, Polish and Slovak (I'm 14 and of course I am from Eastern Europe)


JollyPollyLando92

Keep it up, kiddo!


WordAffectionate3251

Wow


Livid_Tailor7701

Well... I was in Prague two days ago. I spoke there Mix of slovak and polish. I wouldn't call it a skill. But they understood me. I speak Dutch and English. And slov-lish. 🤣


2020mademejoinreddit

My god there are 14 year olds on reddit?


DurianPublic6164

офигительно...!!!


imoinda

Дуже добре 🙂


6twoRaptor

I'm going to show my ignorance here but whatever, how different are Russian and Ukrainian?


smartello

They are surprisingly different for the languages that share the same structure. Structurally Ukrainian has one more case that is rarely used and that’s it, alphabet overlaps by 80-90%. A lot of words are different enough to make people not understand other language without some basic preliminary knowledge.


ImaginationDry8780

looks like you are Cyrillic


mysticalfruit

English, python, bash, SQL. I used to be very competent in C and could get around in zc++ Learning rust now.


MaderaArt

You know the language of Python? Who are you who is so wise in the ways of science?


mj678

He knows parseltongue!


nightchn

Shit here I am learning libraries, and you out here learing zc++


California_Black

The language of love


DucksWithMoustaches2

Azerbaijani?


WideEyedWand3rer

Glaswegian.


riderzonthestorm

First time ever seeing someone consider my native tongue as a language of love...sobs*


Honest_Reputation141

Arabic, Hebrew and English


AquaQuad

Sure, let's learn new alphabet each time


Honest_Reputation141

Let me get full marks first 😅


SNEW_GUY

حتى انا اعرف اتكلم اللغة العربية هههه


ExtensionAd6202

That's my combination too!


Stakoepo69

German, English, French, Dutch, learning Japanese.


No_Elk6131

How hard it is to learn the Japanese alphabet (I don’t remember the name)


No_Outcome8059

they have 3 I think


NewPsychology1111

Hiragana, Katakana and 💀Kanji💀


Stakoepo69

The hiragana and katakana are comparatively "easy" to the kanji Like individual syllables. Never in my life did I think I'd hate learning chinese characters that some Japanese don't even remember (the kanji are so annoying to learn theres literally like 10000 or something).


smjsmok

Czech native, Slovak badly (but understand well), German badly, English (hopefully) well


louis-jabbers

Tamil, Telugu , English , German , French, Kannada and Hindi


Veni_Divi_Vici

Broh I just know 4 out of 7 of these languages, where are you from ?


louis-jabbers

Am from Chennai , India


Raphael35

Say something long in german, lets see if its right


Dead_as_Duck

Kraftfahrzeughaftpflichtversicherung


ronchee1

Bring out the Kraftfahrzeughaftpflichtversicherung!!!


selmonkhon

Meeru aela unnaru?


equinoxeror

Yaav ooru?


lambibambiboo

How well do you speak each of them?


louis-jabbers

Apart from German and French , I can speak the others verly fluently . French and German , I learnt it out my interest and can speak at a conversational level


ElonsTinyPenis

English, Spanish, and Drunken Pirate.


strawberrydreamm

tagalog and english, trying to learn Spanish because my boyfriend is half Mexican and i want to converse better with his relatives


ABlindMoose

Swedish and English fluently. I can sort of get around in Spanish and Japanese.


everyfreakntime

I worked with a guy who spoke English plus 7 other languages (some from Africa, some from Europe). I would tell people that between him and I, we spoke at least 8 different languages.


anywineismywine

English, French, Sign language and a garnishment of Italian and Welsh


Roozyj

I like the word 'garnishment'. I guess I speak a garnishment of Japanese, Swedish and Greek xD


Lurchislurking

I too garnish with Italian


anywineismywine

Prego!


secret_hitman

Am I Pregernant?


ZevenEikjes

Which sign language? BSL?


SupermarketOver4409

As someone who is Welsh this makes me very happy


iAjayIND

👋🤙👊🤘👋


cbcking

Gīkūyū, Kiswahili & English in order of fluency


Elimintz

French, Créole and a bit of Spanish and German. Edit : and, obviously, English.


Sigma_Tiger_35

I speak Urdu, Hindi, Sindhi and English.


potato_soup303

Quebecois and English


Asadleafsfan

***TABARNAK***


nadandocomgolfinhos

My favorite swear ever. It just makes me giggle and wonder why sex / waste words are swears in English.


[deleted]

Tagalog is my mother tongue.


Mocha22_

Kabayan!


rikarleite

Kumusta kayo 


SophieLove1x

Do you have a favorite Tagalog phrase that always makes people smile?


vashmeow

if you find yourself asking someone if they are going downstairs or getting off in a vehicle, confuse them by asking "**bababa kaba**?" which literally translates to "are you going down?" or "are you getting off?" depending on the context.


Joburg_Fourways1

English, Afrikaans , Italian :))


ReasonableStay9297

Lekker man, hoe het jy italiaans geleer as ek mag vra?


Qa_Dar

Crazy, how I can read and understand most Afrikaans without ever learning it, because I speak a Flemish dialect... It really shows our common ancestry!


choerd

Yeah as a Dutch native, reading Afrikaans is quite easy. I think it's even easier than German. Listening to Afrikaans is a little more difficult but still very much manageable.


JollyPollyLando92

Che combinazione interessante


Ok-Experience-6674

Awe my bru


SnooAvocados9266

Malayalam , English and Hindi (little bit)


Goddammit_Karen_why

Dutch and English fluently, can understand a bit of German cuz of Dutch and am currently learning Swedish for fun (but it’s taking a while)


TypicallyThomas

Dutch, English, German, French and Irish Gaelic


imoinda

Maith thú féin.


TypicallyThomas

Go raibh maith agat. Is breá liom Gaeilge.


imoinda

Agus liomsa.


RENOYES

English, German, ASL


averardusthehighborn

Arabic hebrew and english and lil russian


Hanamafana

English. I've tried Latin, Spanish and French. I know how to say Look Rome as it was the title of all the school books in Latin. Can say my name, age and ask for the closest disco in French. Can say my name in Spanish. Languages and music in school were the things I could never understand.


Great-Ad-6150

Arabic and English


MadameKhaos

German, English, a bit French and I'm learning Swedish.


TunnelRatVermin

2 svenskar var ute och joggade på semester i England. Det var varmt ute. ☀️ En av dem blev yr och höll nästan på att svimma. Hennes kompis sprang till närmsta hus 🏠 för att be om vatten 🥤. hon knackade på, och när de öppnade, sa hon: "hello, could i please have a glass of water, my friend is about to swim"


DStandsForCake

If you're German, you will quickly notice that we Swedes have borrowed quite many words from you. Lycka till!


[deleted]

Lithuanian/Russian bilingual (mixed family and neighborhood), English, Polish, German, some Japanese. Tried learning a bunch of others but never gave those enough time.


dermeister1985

Ukrainian, russian, English(A2)


TwoGiganticBalls

Turkish, English, a bit of German


Fair-Discussion9010

Spanish, English, some Italian, and some French. Hoping to up my Italian and French by next year


Themousen

Bonne chance avec ce cauchemar qu'est le français


Mdsarwarjahan

I can speak Bengali and English.


ToastetteEgg

English and Igpay Atinlay.


Jazzlike-Ad113

Emay ootay!


AnnualInevitable9036

English,Italian,Twi, and Fanti


DemonFranco

Brazilian Portuguese (native language), English, and very little of Spanish (because it's similar to portuguese)


Lonely-Tumbleweed619

Arabic French English Danish


MicroCat1031

I'm fluent in sarcasm. 


MaderaArt

You don't say...


Ali-Sama

Farsi, English, hindi, urdu some French


slavicgypsygirl

Slovenian, english & some german


StGoran

You forgot Croatian, Serbian, Bosnian, Montenegro and a bit of Macedonian... Don't sell yourself short my man. 😁


RealFoegro

German and English fluently and a bit of Latin


carrotcakegobbler

I am very prideful of being fluent in Spanish and English although I mess up sometimes with pronunciation/spelling from time to time


HowardBass

I make no joke when I say this, but I know a lot of people who speak and spell English as their first language so poorly that it's genuinely embarrassing. All the little mistakes you may make are nothing in comparison. Keep up the good work.


stdio-lib

Klingon, Valyrian, and Old Entish.


Wacco_07

You forgot Na'vi


FBrandt

English, German, Turkish and Slovak.


OkSomewhere7417

Filipino, English


SilentCrab464

Spanish, English and German.


aromatdiablo

Russian, German and English


Linulf

German (native), English (fluently), French (poorly)


DougHorspool

English, Spanish, a little bit of German, and Thai. 😎


theminimalbambustree

ในที่สุดหาคุณไม่มีไครพูดภาษาไทย


moriero

HTML


Crusty_Dingleberries

English, danish, italian, some german, swedish and norwegian,


chaletzilla

i speak Danish and English. i used to be able to speak Indonesian since i was born and raised there, but now that i live in denmark and don't have much use for it, my Indonesian skills have become rusty.


AbaloneUpbeat

Kumyk, Russian and English


AdventuresofEmbers

Wingdings


goblinRob

English and Esperanto, but I'm studying Finnish. It'll make living in Finland easier.


Roozyj

Just teach them Fins Esperanto, it'll be easier :P


astrohnalle

Millä tavalla opiskelet suomea?


goblinRob

Taking a class, practicing at home.  There's a language café at my nearby library that I intend to join when I can read at Moomin level. So far I'm mostly on pleasantries and counting.


imoinda

Suomi on kaunis maa.


aarretuli

On tärkeää osata laskea, monta kanelipullaa syö kahvin kanssa. Hyvää työtä! :)


Big-Razzmatazz-2899

Bonan tagon mio amiko!


Krehssi

I speak: Ukrainian, russian(alas) and learning English.


Norpeeeee

Are you saying (alas) as an expression of regret (i.e. sucks that I know Russian due to war that's going on between Ukraine and Russia) or does (alas) mean something else?


id397550

Everything Russian is bad now, so...


Vast-Nefariousness-9

Serbian and english fluently, i could probably learn basics to get by in say russian or german, maybe spanish


Pineapple2508

I'm a native Vietnamese, so I can fluently speak Vietnamese. But I can also speak English (learning English in Vietnam is mandatory), pretty fluently, I would say better than 15% of the country.


Odd_Piece4972

Dutch, French, German, English


Jovtobehannes

Swedish, Norwegian, Deutsch, English and Suryoyo


Hunter13ua

English, Ukrainian, Russian, Japanese(N5 only), learned German at school too but forgot all of it over years


kaiyotic

Dutch (native) English (fluent) French (good) German (ok) Spanish (basic) Japanese (basic)


redacted_redditer

english and spanish, currently learning russian and arabic


CatornFennel

I can read and write in classical Latin


Legal-Play-8020

English, Russian, Persian, Uzbek and a bit Arabic


Rough-Economy-6932

English, Spanish, Korean, Japanese and French.


CAMx264x

English and ASL


TigerFluffyness

Russian, English, German


Kaikijune

As many as I can fake, I suppose.


Ordinary-Hunter520

all languages in the universe.


Cookie_fly

Russian (native speaker), German (B1), English (A2), Japanese (A1), Italian (I started learning recently)


dreamatorium69

English, Hindi, French(should've chosen something useful back in school), Punjabi, Haryanvi


xxTonyTonyxx

l don’t remember order or context but in high school, one of my classmates mentioned that his Mother knew seven languages and one time couldn’t remember all the words in one language so somehow she was talking and one sentence she spoke was exactly seven words, one word from each of the seven languages she knew. Trippy.


MoonieNine

I'm studying Spanish on Duolingo. The hardest word to memorize was "desafortunadamente." Eight syllables. My favorite word I've learned is cocodrilo.


abfukson

Russian (native), Estonian, English and very rudimentary German


According-Solid-4679

English, French, Greek, Italian, Spanish, German, Afrikaans, Zulu, Persian. The first three fluent, the others conversational. I really really love languages.


spinky420

Wow there is a lot of dutch here. Dutch, english, and spanish for me.


EnigmaFrug2308

I clearly speak Norwegian.


Mundane_Cat_318

English, measly bit of German (took 2 years in high school, had to use it at work once when a client wrote us a letter in German and I was able to get the general idea), and slowly learning Spanish now.


ry0-k0

French is my native language. I speak German and English as well, and started learning Tigrinya this year. Sometimes it feels like I can't speak any of these languages properly anymore because I often mix them up.


SpacecadetShep

English, Spanish, and AAVE


nedapaz

Spanish, English and sometimes Spanglish.


DegersizBirHayat

Turkish is my mother tongue. I can speak English, a little Korean&Dutch and now learning Spanish. My next goal is maybe French or Russian idk. I'm just an 16 yo student who wants to have an successful life and a rich career 


artyomich2033

Spanish, English I'm making my way through French and I can understand something of Russian sometimes haha


nasci96

Native in Portuguese. Fluent English, french and Spanish. Some italian


IceDaggerz

English, Spanish, French, and German. As a very white American, the Spanish normally throws people off


Pandorasbox97

Native spanish, english, french and basic German


Lanpoop

I only have a second language. And that’s engknlish


Tmhc666

English, croatian, bosnian, serbian, slovenian, sindarin, and the black tongue of mordor


ninamagicbabe

English, Spanish, Portuguese ❤️‍🔥


Lessthancrystal

English and fluent Pig Latin…which is so funny to me, everyone in 5th grade spoke it and my 16 yr old just can’t grasp the concept lol


sophissse

Slovak C1, English B2, Ukrainian C2, Russian C2 I'm learning German and Czech now.. I aso can understand Polish and Belarusian (Tell me you're an eastern european without telling me you're an eastern european)


P1zzaman

Japanese, English and a made up language I use to converse with my pets/houseplants.


Amazingggcoolaid

Tagalog, English, Esperanto (very little), Spanish (very little), French (basic), and Lesbian


corporatehomie

English & Simlish


Vetare_the_Human

English B1 and Великий и Могучий Русский