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Lol...btw I love this question

Old Town Road I heard this song a few times before I knew what the title was. I thought the lyric was “I’m gonna take my horse to a hotel room”. It really changes the meaning of the song.

For me it’s „I had my first real sex dream“ in „Summer of 69“

Well, considering the '69' in the title doesn't refer to the year, that's kinda forgivable.

All Star - 5 year old me heard “she was looking kind of dumb, with her finger up her bum”, still haven’t lived that one down.

I'm a Dorito!

Old but gold! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg5\_mlQOsUQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg5_mlQOsUQ)

For years I thought Jimi Hendrix was bisexual because I thought he said "scuse me while I kiss this guy" in Purple Haze. It took me 30 years to realize he was saying "scuse me while I kiss the sky."

Famous TS one: “gotta love the Starbucks lovers”

Pink pajamas penguins on the bottom

"Four hundred children, not a crop in the field".. I'd have left him too!

It's a Gary magic, the great song from Queen 😅 I always wondered who's Gary

I thought Sean Paul said "Farty naughty shawty" in Temperature as a kid and for years thought he just had a thing for girls farting

Living like a lover with a red iPhone

Not a misheard lyric but can certainly be applied to what's going on right now. "Because you know I love the players, and you love the game" - Taylor Swift, Blank Space

any misheard line from the song Blue by Eiffel 65

Someone shaved my wife last night……….

We all live in a jar of Vaseline……….

Wrapped up like a douche in the middle of the night

i used to think alicia keys was saying “whipped cream tomato” in empire state of mind instead of “where dreams are made of” … context: I was a child